cat fucker
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ITT: we talk about how our autism fucked us
I'll start
>be me
>14
>parents friends asked me to babysit their kids
>easy money
>be night of sitting
>Wife says "Okay anon, we are going to dinner than a movie. We shouldn't be back later than midnight. Have a good night!"
>k bye
>they have two kids. One is 5 and the other is a baby
>bed time is 7:30, about an hour away
>just need to entertain shits for about an hour then bath time and bed
>give 5 year old his bath, sent to bed
>feed baby night bottle then set her for bed
>kids were being real bros and didn't cause any trouble
>went to bed real easy
>baby never even cried
>come 8:30ish
>house has been quite for a while
>bored as fuck
>they have cat
>remember seeing video of guy fucking a dog
>horny teen
>you do the math
>hogtie cats legs with scarf, it's meowing and shit
>get soft soap from bathroom as lube
>bestillmypretty.exe
>balls deep in cat when i hear the front door open
>it's the mom
>"Hey anon, sorry, we forgot the movie giftcard and had time to...."
>she seed me ans gasps
>her fw
>she gets card and leaves
>they come home around 11:30, pay me, then drive me home
>get home and run to my room
>don't hear anything from parents about it
>must not have been told
I am 26 years old and am still scared to death that one day this will be leaked and everyone will disown me
how fucked up am i?
anyone else do something like this?
>>27243001
Did you cum inside?
If you did, run far away from anyone with cat ears.
You don't want to pay child support.
>>27243060
no i didn't cum
wish i had though. It felt so good. Only time i ever got any pussy
>>27243081
what would happen if you came inside the cat though?
>>27243081
You fucked a pussy attached to a pussy.
You can do it Anon, I believe in you.
No way a human dick fits inside a pussy's pussy.
Nice pasta doe.
>>27243001
I hope you die you animal fucking piece of shit.
>>27243166
i was 14. my dick isn't very big now. Cant imagine the size was any better at that age
>>27243166
It could have been a microdick.
>>27243189
Have you ever seen a cat's dick, nigger?
It smaller than your pinkie!
I don't believe your lying ass.
Sooo, any of you guys know if I can pick up dead cats on craigslist or smth?
>>27243361
Yeah you can, ask for Ralph.
>>27243152
Nothing. The cat wouldn't get pregnant.
>>27243726
It gave birth to a cat girl and she's currently searching the continent for her father.
