Splerglord stories? It's time for splerglord stories, motherfucker.
>be me, 7th grade, held back before i started school because the school that they wanted to send me was shit
>also autismo, 5'6 and a twig
>don't be krystal kid
>super autismo, same height as OP, but a fat motherfucker
>krystal kid was in my class
>and was completely fucking obsessed with krystal from that shitty star fox game
>also reeked of shit
>one day, in class, krystal kid asked his teacher if he could play an AMV that he made
>oh fuck me.png
>idiot teacher says yes
>luckily
>krystal kid's amv had nudity, and my idiot teacher had an eagle eye for nudity
>video gets axed, krystal kid screeches in terror
>a few months go by, krystal kid does some cringy shit, like bring fox ears into school
>one day, feel like an edgelord in class
>walk up to krystal kid
>whisper
>"i'm gonna burn your krystal pictures"
>krystal kid stares at me with a hate of a thousand weaboos
>little did i know, i fucked up
>bell rings, go to the buses
>suddenly, krystal kid grabs me and my friend with the power of a thousand tards
>friend tries to break free, but the tard grip was too strong
>i ended up going to krystal kid's house, got duct taped to a chair, and ended up watching shitty AMV's and furry porn
>a day later, krystal kid gets sent to juvey
MFW
>>27241268
I also have more krystal kid stories if you want.
So are you from Ifunny or Reddit?
neither. he is a shitposter from a skype group who thought it would be funny to post it to 4chan for "all the fags to see" a while ago. i uess he did it. 5/7 you edgelord.
>>27241501
Oh and dude you didnt even white it in a proper greentext format. 0/10 try harder faggot
>>27241268
>i ended up going to krystal kid's house
How? This doesn't follow logically. Your story reeks of shit.
>>27241323
Plz Gib
>>27241551
>Trip says "Some nigger"
>using 5/7 r3ddit meme
And the way you're replying is just wonky.
Newfag, your tryhard is showing.
OP's not in the right either though. Fuck him too.
>>27241268
ok
>be me 8 years ago
>be on school bus
>kid being asshole
>spitting drinks everywhere
>autism rage
>punch him in the head atleast 7 times
>kid does't understand what I am doing
>turns out I have skeleton arms
>still do
>I spaghetti and sit back down
>get off bus and never hear about it ever again
>be me
>fuck you
>8/10 Japanese QTP2T in my class
>She has a LoL binder
>Comment on it
>She smiles
>We start talking
>This shit is actually going well
>She's laughing
>I'm laughing
>Her hand touches mine
>SPERGLEDERGLE
>I know what will impress her!
>Pull my eyes and say 'Kawaii Desu Senpaiii'
>Laughing again
>She's not
>Stop laughing
>She never looks at me again
>>27242910
Your wish is my command.
>in the few months that were elapsed, krystal kid made an enemy
>his "enemy" was a kid named mark
>mark was a scrawny motherfucker, could pass for anon, but with black hair
>so one day, i go to class, krystal kid is flipping his shit
>in the midst of the tard blubbering, i make out one sentence
>"FALLLOOOUUTTT THREE DOESN'T SUCK!!!!"
>i look around the classroom, searching for a culprit
>it was fucking mark
>while krystal kid is going nuclear, mark is sitting there, laughing his ass off
>suddenly
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>krystal kid is overcome by tard rage, and proceeds to charge at mark
>mark gets mauled by krystal kid
>he's fucking out man
>for the rest of the schoolyear, before krystal kid got sent to juvey, if krystal kid ever saw mark, he would slap him across the face, screeching "AD VICTORIUM"
>>27244348
This is obviously bullshit. Please stop.
>>27244348
op confirmed underage
>>27244325
That's copypasta.
fake as shit thread
>>27244495
It's fucking not.
It's my story and I've only posted it three times.
How often are you on here? God fucking damn.
I saw a fedora wearing faggot oncfe
>>27245802
One time I saw something that mildly displeased me. I almost died.
>>27241268
>>27244348
lol dhen he starded fugging a mudgip doll :D:D haha
>>27244054
>>autism rage
>>punch him in the head atleast 7 times
>>kid does't understand what I am doing
>>turns out I have skeleton arms
>>still do
>autism rage
>can't even hurt him
fake and r3ddit
