How the internet will make me rich:
>Date fat chick on lovoo (German equivalent to tinder)
>First date. Talk much to her. She's pretty shy
>End up french kissing and holding hands
>Second date at my home, she never talks, just stares at me like an animal in the zoo
>Ask her if you wants to smoke a joint after not talking and kissing for 3 hours.
>She agrees, we smoke, laugh a bit...
>She suddenly starts crying and telling me shit like that she's sure that I don't want to be with her
>At this point she's completely right but I try to cheer her up
>Cheering up works
>Make out again
>Finger her
>She strokes my cock
>"I love you Anon!"
>Most awkward Situation, Say that I don't really know her
>Bring her back to her home
>She texts me that she wants to see me again
>I decline
>She starts texting me every 20 minutes for days
>One evening she texts me she wants to kill herself because I won't see her again...
Continue?
>>27240816
ja, bitte.
>>27240816
Go for it mine Freund
>>27240816
I don't think women can be robots in the same way as men, but I think a lot of them crave emotional connection as much as men crave physical connection.
>I notice this girl is stupid af
>Say that she's making a mistake, and so on
>Obviously she doesn't kill herself
>A few days later a friend of me thought it would be funny if I got some tit pics of her
>I asked her for some
>She asks me why
>Answer that she may suck my cock if she does like the biggest Chad ever
>Sends me pic with bra
>Say no bra
>Fucking works
>She tells me she regrets she didn't suck my cock when she was at my flat...
>Friends tell me I should fuck her and demanding money for it as a joke
>She is becoming a meme more and more
>I start to seriously think about doing this
>Last thursday I wrote her that she can have sex with me if she's willing to pay
>She says she really wants to see and spend time with me
>We end up with her offering me 215 euros for 2h of cuddling
>Tfw I'm a well paid male prostitute
>>27240992
Nah she only solicited come back once you do it. Watch out tho selling your body is fun but eventually you're gonna suck a dick if you go down that path
>>27240992
>for five hours?
>for one
>tfw no champion haggler cuddle gf
>chad gets pussy
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gee, what a thread
Dang son. I shoulda done that when I was single and fucking around on Tinder.
All I did was lead bitches on and stand them up for laughs.
>>27240992
>borussia dortmund geld
I'm german and I'm wondering what this is supposed to be
