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I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF KILLING MYSELF BUT I THINK THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW
>been saving money for months to get an escort I want
>finally save up the $400
>call and set up an appointment
>have to wait two weeks but I figured it'll be worth it
>after what feels like forever the big day finally comes
>put on my best clothes and go meet her at a hotel
>she's very nice and pleasant, but her photos must have been a tad shopped
>asks me what I want to do for tonight
>i have no idea how to just ask for a rumble tumble
>tell her its my first time with an escort and to give me "the first timer experience"
>"Oh, cool! Then we should start by getting something to eat, ok?"
>Cringe internally, practically have no money aside from what I've saved up
>No choice but to agree and we head outside
>Spaghetti is pouring as I explain I came here by bus and don't have a car to take her anywhere
>I end up taking her to an El Pollo Loco down the street
>Feel like topping myself then and there as I buy cheap grilled fast food for a beautiful girl in an elegant black dress with fucking giant pearl jewelry and shit
>We finish the chicken and walk back to the hotel in complete silence
>When we get there I stammer out if she wants to get intimate now
>Her exact words are still seared into my memory
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
>Just respond with an "O-ok"
>We watch cable programming on the hotel TV in silence until my time is up
>Feel like jumping in front of the bus at the stop as I make my way back home
This fucking bitch got $400 and some free grilled chicken and mac n' cheese out of me and I got jack shit.
>>27239948
how is this allowed?
>>27240071
I don't know
Prostitution just needs to be made legal in the US already
I probably could've bought over 20 lbs of pussy and ass with that dosh, but instead I fell for the "just get an escort" meme
>even a prostitute wants to be wined and dined
I don't believe the story, but I lol'd.
She knew you had no recourse and robbed you.
>>27240130
you can't blame anyone or anything but yourself for this you god damned idiot. holy fuck just go ahead with the suicide already.
>>27240130
dude,you wasted your money
How the fuck do you get rejected by an escort?
Are you obese?
>>27240265
either she was creeped out or she planned to rob him because she saw he was non-threatening
>>27239948
you shouldn't have told her its your first time. Of course she doesn't enjoy having sex with strangers so she exploited your naivety so she could have a nice night and still earn cash.
Next time be less of a beta loser
get rekt turbonerd
>>27239948
Fuck, if true i dont know who to feel worse for
>tfw making money with my hole
>tfw sweet but completely oblivious guy (obvious virgin) wants to fuck me
>tfw i use him to get free food
>tfw he is too shy to even fuck a whore he has paid for
>tfw i stole his cash and did not even fuck with him, what am i?
Just sad on all accounts.
>>27239948
>going beyond beta
>>27239948
Any sane man would have "gone to the bathroom" after dinner and left her ass there.
YOU have the money, YOU make the fucking rules.
You got cucked by a prostitute man, I don't think it can get any worse than that.
i love reading this shit lol.
makes me feel like I'm not as bad as this fucking loser.
how the fuck do you recover from that experience
why did you pay her
why did you do this to yourself
fuck
>saving up for months
>months
>for just $400
This is why you don't be a NEET and get a job. It sucks but at least you'll be able to buy shit. It's your own fault OP.
>>27240956
>i feel good about myself reading fake stories on the internet
you're interesting
>paying escorts $400 and not even getting to bang
You know there are hungry college girls who will fuck you for half of that?
>>27239948
Cucked by a prostitute
Archive this shit
>>27239948
You need to learn how to get escort. The sex isn't included in the $400. Next time, be prepared to take her on a legit date and when you get to the hotel tell her you had a great time and want her to stay the night. Do not tell an escort that you want to pay her for sex - she is not an outright prosti. Place an envelope with $ on the sink in the bathroom and tell her that there is something in the bathroom for her if she accepts your offer.
This is the $ you are actually paying for sex. It should be exactly what you paid for the time spent + a tip. These are not prosti, so you will pay more to fuck them.
If she says no, get your money out of the bathroom and go home. Do not push the issue. Try again next time.
Do prostitutes like guys who are good looking? Or give discounts?
I'm in good shape and I have cash. I probably could get laid but I don't want to jump through hoops. I'd rather just pay $200 or whatever for an hour and do whatever I want.
>>27241333
Prosti don't care. With a prosti just tell them exactly what you want and how long it'll take. Done deal. Escorts are NOT prostitutes. Most have legit, non fucking johns like OP who are too beta to say they want to fuck outright. OP basically paid for a gf experience.
>>27241322
Being a woman really is the easiest shit there is. Literally get paid to be taken on a date AND THEN get paid extra if you decide you enjoyed the date and feel like fucking.
You'd probably be an idiot to be a girl and not do that. Just get paid to go on dates and never fuck any of the guys ever.
>saving money for months
>save up $400
Even begging for money at the train station is more profitable than whatever you did.
Free advice from a pimp
She knew what you was about soon as she saw you free money no sex and she got it don't be mad be better
I hope you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live
>>27239948
This is sad but hilarious. You have gone beyond
>>27241403
That's the escort game tho. That's the gamble you take by playing the legal grey area of paying for sex. IMO, if I was still a virgin, I would just go to a brothel in Nevada and pay them. I've been to the Bunny Ranch and they were professionals. Spent $600 and fucked a 11/10 Asian for 30 minutes. The process was like ordering a pizza. Told her what I wanted, she showed me her pussy, price agreed on, paid, and had glorious Asian pussy. Afterwords, hung out at the bar with her for FREE talking and drinking while she waited on another client. 15/10 would spend again.
>>27241364
okay, say i'm with an escort then. can i take her out for a half hour and then try to go fuck?
>>27239948
Why didnt you buy a a gun and ammo and just go Cho
>>27241481
that's so much money, man
>>27241481
Very expensive but that's certainly the way to do it.
>>27241403
>Being a woman really is the easiest shit there is. Literally get paid to be taken on a date AND THEN get paid extra if you decide you enjoyed the date and feel like fucking.
Yeah it's kind of ridiculous but this is the world men have created for them. I mean I haven't researched it, but I bet when prostitution was outlawed, it was mostly men sitting in congress. And it's thirsty men who will fuck any hole who have inflated the value of a even average looking women to the point where they can demand a massive outlay of resources for just a temporary usage of their pussy. And it's wealthy, powerful men who want exclusive women who have created a system where "high-end" (read: pretty women in a dress) women can demand half a grand just to spend time with them with no reasonable expectation of physical intimacy.
>>27239948
I know this is most likely fake but it has this horrible real feel to it.
My first reaction was to join in with the laughter but then again I'm a KHV and I know if this would happen to me I'd probably drop spaghetti even quicker and get cucked even worse than OP did.
Just saying.
>>27239948
OH MY FUCKING KEK!!!!!! Getting cucked by a whore, man wow.
>>27241508
My experience: no. You have to make it worth their time. I'd say two hours minimum. You also have to put in some effort with an escort. Don't be a fucking sperg. Talk, take her to eat and then back to the hotel.
Don't mention paying her for sex. You have to say shit like, "I want you to stay over" and make sure you put the $ where she can see it. Make it clear the $ is for "staying over" and it's hers if she accepts. Escorts are primo sex, but you will pay more and have to put in work.
>>27241322
>gf experience
that's supposed to include sex. if a woman won't fuck you she's not your girlfriend
99% of escorts are sex workers that officially are not sex workers in order to reduce criminal liability. You pay for the time and if you happen to have sex with her then you can claim you didn't pay for the sex. Nobody would pay $400 just to hang out for an hour, that's dumb. If you pay extra for sex then she's ripping you off.
>>27241463
What does being better entail exactly, Mr. Pimp?
>>27239948
>"the first timer experience"
Shouldn't she have picked a place to go?
Picking El Pollo Loco, I don't even know what that is but it sounds pizza hut tier, was a seriously autistic move but you don't know any better. First time, like you said.
Unless she seriously underestimate what you meant. It wasn't just your first time 'with an escort'.
>>27241611
No nigga, some top level KHV actually PAY for a gf experience. Op cucked himself by saying "first time experience". He was in charge and should've researched how to interact with escorts. She heard that and knew he'd be too beta to actually try to get her pussy.
You literally have no one to blame but yourself. For 150-200 you could have gotten a hung shemale to fuck your brains out WITH enthusiasm but no you went for the normie tier escort literally an apple product of an escort.
>>27241656
>For 150-200 you could have gotten a hung shemale to fuck your brains out WITH enthusiasm
Maybe ones that are 50 years old with sagging, mottled skin, haunting faces and tons of body hair. Good looking and passable trannies cost at least double that
If you argued she would have just called her pimp in to beat you up. Count your blessings.
>being so beta you get rejected by someone who's literal job is to fuck you
jesus christ
>>27241600
i feel like i could make a chick comfortable enough (i.e. "this guy isn't a serial killer") to sleep with me, but i don't want to spend money to hang out with a woman. I can do that for free. It's even worse because you know its not genuine - she's laughing at your jokes because you're paying her.
i don't want to spend $200 only for her to say "i don't really do that, sorry"
> Live 20 minutes away from Amsterdam
I can fuck hot eastern european prostitutes, but I'm too much of a sperg.
>>27241685
Honestly, with escorts, they are usually a company and if you don't act like retard or cop the escort will fuck you. If not, they'll recommend a friend who "offers the services and types of experience" you are wanting. It is business. Just business. I'd rather pay for and feel like a fucking porn God for 30-45 minutes and give a finite amount of $ than deal with the bullshit women carry in relationships, the financial drain and all that shit.
It's economics. A good whore is cheaper and will fill the void better than a gf.
>>27241710
original commentaribello
>>27240130
Better blame ridiculous conservative shit US politic and start the fire now
>tfw living in a country where it's legal
>>27241680
Nah I live in Southern Cali so we've got lots of decent traps besides I'm not interested in paying to fuck a she male I'm paying the shemale to fuck and dominate me so I never pay extra for extra passable slim tiny dick traps with gaping assholes. I'll jerk off to them but when I'm doing the dirty deed I will do it as the sexually submissive man I am.
>>27239948
You could've just taken me out for some tacos for free and then we could have grown into a relationship.
But nah youd rather spend money on a hoe because she's white and pretty.
>>27241600
>You have to make it worth their time
That is fucked up. You've PAID for their time. It's already worth it. They're getting fucking paid for it.
This is wrong. And you people encouraging it are the lowest of beta. You're the people who are letting women and idiots get away with this sort of shit.
>>27240361
>>tfw sweet
And how is he sweet?
>>27241816
Getting a gf is more expensive than a prostitute in the long run.
>>27241879
Sweet....its usually used to describe someone who is trying shit but cant get it right....right?
>>27241879
>And how is he sweet?
"Sweet" in woman means
"little beta cuck sperg faggot pushover"
>>27241898
You get far more out of it than one fuck, though.
Dude, you had to treat her like the whore she is and told her to fuck you. If she is not fucking you , she is not getting any money. This is completely your fault.
>>27240187
>>27240187
This seriously, how much of a little bitch can you be...
Op is trolling anyways I don't believe it
>>27241878
With a prostitute you're right. But, escorts legally say you're paying for a date. The other stuff is extra. That's the price you pay for the legal grey area.
>>27241974
>>27241898
How /r9k/ measures intimacy and love between two humans.
>calculate penetration per money spent
Fuck you guys, seriously. Fucking objects should be treated like objects, not people.
>inb4 white knight or roastie
You retards dont think that relationship between two people of opposite sex doesnt bring you security, confidence and all that good shit?
What does paying a hooker get you (besides STDs)? You get to two pump and grunt with your little worm and das it mang.
Then, the knowledge that you had to pay for it, just fuck it.
>>27241974
No. The gf comes with a whole set of problems. It's cheaper to pay for sex both short and long. Unless you're a Chad that can fuck stacy for free after the club. For the rest of us, money eliminates the bullshit and gets right to the point.
who spends money on sex?
In the days where prostitution was legal, men did not have to go around begging for pussy. There were no KHHV except for those who truly wanted to be.
How great would it be to be able to go out with your friends, have some drinks at a bar, and go fuck some decent prostitutes as the nights outing?
Did that beautiful girl you've been crushing on spurn you? Oh well, at least you're not sexually frustrated.
Prostitution really was the world's oldest profession because it served a major purpose in a world where marriageable women were supposed to maintain their virginity, but men, as they always have been, have a sexual NEED that far outweighs women's.
Then we gave women the fucking right to vote and be active and politics and what happens? Prostitution is outlawed because women can't use the power of the pussy in a world with a thriving prostitution industry.
Now it's a woman's paradise. Women have their pick of mates who put their pussy on a pedestal. While those who go after prostitutes is seen as a pathetic alternative to worshiping some "liberated" slut's vagina.
>>27242087
Okay okay, saying you get more than one fuck out of a gf was a poor choice of language.
You get more out of a meaningful relationship with an actual girl than from paying to fuck a whore.
A hooker may be cheaper in terms of it being a one-off cash payment while a gf is a huge investment in cash, emotions and all that other deep, abstract stuff. But you'd get more out of a relationship.
>>27239948
You hired a literal high class escort, not a hooker.
Escorts are for taking to fancy dinners and corporate events.
Although on backpages hookers will list in the "escort" section and call themselves "escorts", you need to ask them up front of they do extra bedroom services.
>>27242151
I dont know about you, but i do nice stuff because i want to. So how is that a waste? Even if you split up the good times you had and the peace in your life for a while is something nobody can take away from you.
Unlike the glamorous "fuck a hooker"
For whoever wants the greentext.png...
>>27242258
>Reddit plz go
This isn't even a good thread.
got my first escort (and lost my virginity with her too) for 80 bucks for a half hour
i called her up, set it up, met her at the place and sat down on the bed, she asked me what i wanted to do and i liked her ass (she had a big one, fat but big) so i said let me see it (prob a bit awkwardly) but there it was, from there it just happened
basically dont ask for anything specific and ask to see their ass, touch it when they show it to you and go from there
now im trying to find a shemale escort who clearly says std free so if i get one i can feel less shit about myself. problem is theres this hot one who looks like a perfect mix of trashy and kinky but she doesnt say std free, i aint playing with gonohrrea
>>27242216
I wasn't implying it was a waste.
I've lost track of what I was on about.
GF > prostitute
>>27239948
OP your fucking gay do you even lift holy shit
fake story for r/4chan ? fucking christ 4chan is shit
>>27241611
I did some searching on prostitute review sites. The legit ones are masseuses who offer expensive private massages. They also claim what happens during the massages is purely consensual and in no way related to the massage you just bought.
>>27241463
Is really hard out there for a pimp?
When you trying to get that money for the rent and there's a whole lotta bitches talking shit?
>>27241463
>I hope you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live
That's such a pimp thing to say. Usually followed by stabbing the person you just said it to.
>>27240071
Technically you pay escorts for their 'company' and not for sex, which is how they get around the legal issues that pertain to prostitution. So when an escort fucks you she's not being paid for that, rather she's choosing to fuck you within the period of time in which she's being paid to keep you company (which can mean simply sitting in a room with you for an hour saying nothing). Now of course there's an implicit agreement that you will fuck. Shit escorts like OP's won't last long if they don't fuck, especially if they work out of an agency or escort database like Adultwork, where there's a whole customer service/ review element.
>>27243594
She probably judged that OP was too beta to give a negative review.
OP could easily prove that wrong.
>>27243656
Probably true desu. From personal experience never dress well for an escort. First time I went I made the mistake of thinking of her as a normal girl and not a provider of a service, and she tried to muck me about. Since then I dress like a pikey and act like one to an extent. They won't be warm and chatty but that's not what you're paying them for. What's important is they won't say no, they won't try and dictate how many times you can cum and shit like that.
But the fact that OP bought her fucking dinner makes me think there's no hope for him. Perhaps he should take up smoking crack for the friends, I wouldn't know.
>>27242412
OP here, this is what my bank account looks like after I paid her + the food and tip
>>27243901
Maybe should have tried with the last 40 as well. Might as well go all out...
>>27243901
Will you try again, OP?
>>27243901
Use that 40 and get a real hooker.
>>27242412
>fake story for r/4chan ? fucking christ 4chan is shit
What the fuck are you expecting, you entitled fuck? "Oh, this topic on this website doesn't live up to my high literary standards."
Fucking redditors, man. You people are all fucktards.
Congrats you're on the normie list
I'm pretty sure this is copypasta
>>27239948
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
I think I would've blacked out from rage. How you didn't manage to separate her head from her neck is commendable.
Never pay before, lesson learned.
>>27240999
lol, i save that in 1 month and i dont even have that much of a high paying job.
oh, and a own a big house
>>27242258
first try to get your fucking resolution fixed mate
>i have no idea how to just ask for a rumble tumble
>tell her its my first time with an escort and to give me "the first timer experience"
Why not just say "Lets have sex"?
>>27239948
>No choice but to agree and we head outside
what the actual fuck
the robot is for omegas, betas get out
Wait can they do that? Receive the money and then refuse to do the job they were paid to do? Honestly what the fuck
>>27239948
you definitely got the first timer experience. kek
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
>Just respond with an "O-ok"
KEK. Why?
