- Facial Piercings
- Balding
- Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
- Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
- Any tattoos
- Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
- Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
- Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
- IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
>>27237934
I got the tattoo of two pigs fucking on my shoulder. We can do it in the same position and you get to be the female.
>>27237934
>IQ below 115
>115
>setting the bar this low
LOL
>>27237934
Literally all of us meet these "flags" except the tattoo and the pc one. You can gtfo now.
>>27238004
I can't exclude everyone.
>>27237934
I have none of these and I'm still a robot, wat do?
>>27238010
You realize every single one of those but the last two are all your choice and things you have total control over, right?
>>27238032
1: Be attractive
2: Have exemplary morals
3: Be my bf
>>27238010
No, not really, you're a degenerate nu-male piece of shit and that's fine, but don't put robots in the same bag.
>>27237934
don't fall into any of those. yet I'm a robot that would be manipulative and abusing in a relationship. glad you didn't include anything regarding height.
>>27238044
Well, I already meet the first and the second (sort of), but even taking my world-shattering IQ into consideration I'm not all that sure how I can make the third one possible
except for balding i meet all these criteria.
>mfw
>>27237934
>Facial Piercings
No
>Balding
Probably no, only high forehead
>Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
How's this a red flag if not used in hipster context?
>Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
No piercings
>Any tattoos
No ink
>Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
Overweight by 20 kilos
>Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
Social alcohol and tobacco
>Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
No
>IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
134
>>27238083
>I'm not all that sure how I can make the third one possible
Why is that?
>>27237934
>music
I hate the fact that people claim to have this as a hobby if they just listen to it, it's like calling yourself a mathematician if you know basic algebra
>>27237934
But this list was made by a man, why should we care?
>>27238106
>How's this a red flag if not used in hipster context?
Because numale is cancermale.
>Overweight by 20 kilos
Holy dykes.
>tobacco
Smoker is kill.
>>27238118
>I hate the fact that people claim to have this as a hobby
Same. If "music" is a hobby and you're not an actual musician, you're a boring shit. Listening to music is background noise, not an activity.
>>27238107
>Why is that?
Well, where do you live?
>facial piercing
had
>balding
no, gorgeous mane
>beard
yeah
>ear spools (i think you mean plugs/tunnels?)
had
>tattoos
yes, arm and chest
>overweight
nope 78kg
>uses drugs
alcohol and cigarettes
>only interests are vidya, weed, music, anime
music definitely, i sing in a band, vidya also very important, the rest: nope
>IQ
don't know but i consider myself pretty smart.
>>27238140
Burgerworld.
>>27238148
Holy shit you are fucking pure human garbage.
>another useless foreign slut who doesn't meet her own standards
lel
>>27238170
well that's your opinion then senpai
>Facial Piercings
>Beard
>Tattoos
>IQ < 115
Probably
Hmmm. I should probably kill myself. My gf would be better off.
>>27238137
Yeah, i'm a big guy6'5"thats why i dont stick out that much. Numale is personality not appearance (it slightly correlates tho).
>Smoker is kill
I'm not planning to win the longest living human contest.
>>27237934
why don't you show your ugly face you faggot?
>>27237934
None of these things
tfw still no gf
>>27238214
Too ugly lol
>- Facial Piercings
No
>- Balding
Started balding at like 18 but minoxidil stopped
>- Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
>- Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
>- Any tattoos
>- Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
>- Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
Nope to all
>- Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
I have those and modeling
>- IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
I took a shitty test once and it gave me 115
>>27238227
Timestamp your tit?
>>27238195
No, it's objective fact.
>>27238209
>Numale is personality not appearance
Silence. The appearance is a pussy-desertifier/dick-wilter.
>slightly
Lol. One of the funniest things I've ever seen posted on this board. Of course this board is shit.
>>27238214
Because you're unworthy.
Don't forget small thin dick OP.
>>27237934
>Facial Piercings
no
>Balding
no
>Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
no
>Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
no
>Any tattoos
no
>Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
nope
>Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
sry
>Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
you forgot masturbation and expensive sneakers
>IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
145 get on my level bitch
>>27238273
I don't care about that.
>expensive sneakers
Oh shit, forgot to add "is a nigger".
This thread is pure autism, femanon OP. If you're looking for a BF, go to Omegle or use tinder.
>>27238047
>Robots
>Not the Nuest Males of them all
Sorry bud but no other period of history has allowed NEETs to flourish like they are now. Look in the mirror mate
>weird friends or no friends at all
>loser
>racist
>can't take responsibility and blames everyone else for his fuckups. see: racist
>afraid of women
>controlling
>needy
>doesn't wash his foreskin*
>poor hygiene overall
>browses 4chan unironically
>doesn't have a car license
>NEET
*i'm Norwegian. we don't circumsize around here and a lot of people consider it mutilation and child abuse.
inb4 "hurr durr durr you have too high standards!" nope, i'm just not attracted to sad losers and assholes. anything else is all right.
>>27238262
>Numale
>Male with beard and/or glasses
Robots are numales but chads pull this beard thing. That confirms that numales are only personality wise cancer.
>>27238262
You need to fix your baiting skills faggot.
>>27238300
Right? What a worthless cunt.
Bitch probably doesn't have a degree lmao
The only thing that's on your list that I'm into is video games. I just don't understand how this is a red flag?
>>27238323
Nah that's fine. I'm just waiting for those tasty pics OP is going to post to proof that she herself is worthy of being with a man
>>27238331
Because it means you're not willing to waste time and money for access to a moist hole.
>>27238305
>weird friends or no friends at all
Never judge someone based on their friends or family, only themselves.
>loser
This can mean literally anything.
>racist
Dropped. You must be a nigger, because racism is a positive trait. It shows you're paying the fuck attention to the world.
>can't take responsibility and blames everyone else for his fuckups. see: racist
I realize there will probably be keloid scarring due to your inferior genetics, but still, use the Preparation H. It could help.
>browses 4chan unironically
There's no such thing as "browsing 4chan ironically", dumbass.
>*i'm Norwegian.
Hahaha, just tell the truth, Sven. You're Swedish.
>>27238339
It's a
>lel i trel robutts
thread
- Swings to one extreme or the other (e.g. complete conservatard or a Tumblrina)
- Religious
- Addictive behaviors - tobacco, recreational drugs, pot, etc.
- Morbidly obese (being a little overweight is understandable, but obesity is literal addiction)
- Spoiled / entitled attitude
- Extremely lazy
- Authoritarian / control reak
- Extremely clingy (a little clingy is okay, and maybe even endearing)
- Way too into socialization (constantly trying to drag me to clubs, etc.)
- Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
I probably couldn't care less about his choice of style, as long as he doesn't go out of his way to scream "I'm a special snowflake" with bizarre piercings, colored hair or makeup.
>>27238347
Why do I need to waste time and money on a moist hole if I have my hand? In the end I'm still cumming. It's truly the only thing that keeps me occupied and happy.
>>27238290
no, not jordans you fucking prick
but mizunos, nike shox, springblades
I'm not an americunt btw
>>27237934
America is science. American overweight is regular overweight. Morbidly obese is a different classification than Americans also invented. Europe did some cool stuff like drawing crude maps or inventing cold on the cob, if you can call letting something get cord an invention. Everything else is only American. Your jealousy is kind of cute though.
>>27238305
Womens suffrage was a bad idea.
>>27238363
All the shit in Sweden exists in Norway but just with slightly different proportions memekid.
>>27238373
I'm not that worthless slut known as OP, but I agree.
>>27238088
i meet none of them except balding
>tfw would switch with you in a heartbeat
>>27238303
The neet philosophy is the antithesis of numale. It is a return to stoicism, the classics, and elevation of self and the social unit above everything else. Don't believe everything tumblreddit tells you.
>>27238406
I know and thanks man.
>>27238391
>>27238363
i'll keep that in mind while i fuck everyone else but you, faggot. enjoy your hand.
>>27238365
bummer. I was hoping to see some perky teen tits. O well, google is my friend. I'll just take my 6 number digit career elsewhere.
>tfw your only red flag is balding
>tfw you're only 19
I never had a chance desu
>>27238440
No matter how hard you yell, no one is going to take you seriously. You're a woman, is all.
>>27238137
>Same. If "music" is a hobby and you're not an actual musician, you're a boring shit. Listening to music is background noise, not an activity
I'd be willing to allow someone who actually gives a shit anout the history and theory but doesnt play to call it a hobby too. IE My dad is basically autistic with his collection. Perfectly curated, knows details about the specific recording sessions as well as the history of the piece and how it contributed to the specific genre.
>>27237934
>implying anyone worth anything gives a shit about your standards, or about you in general.
cute
>>27238461
Nope op was a man.
>>27238440
Yeah, whatever you say sis.
Enjoy your herpes :^)
>>27238480
Bummer. O well.
>>27238411
you can have some of my pretty hair desu
Red flags:
>he replies to bait threads
sage
![26Bh6gP[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d7p0QQu.jpg "26Bh6gP[2].jpg")
>he doesn't even lift
how can you compete with pic related?
>>27238309
>Robots are numales but chads pull this beard thing.
I would never date ANYONE who looked like this. It's labeled a "red flag" for a reason.
>That confirms that numales are only personality wise cancer.
You're projecting. And I'm correcting you. Fades are fucking hideous. So are glasses and balding. I don't give a shit what kind of cheekbones or jawline you have. If you look like fucking Skrillex, you're done before you begin. You have damaged brain cells to look like this.
>>27238331
It's only a red flag if your ONLY interests are music, video games, pot and anime. That's the boring cunt quartet.
>>27238347
You will literally never have sex. But keep projecting.
>>27238369
>- Swings to one extreme or the other (e.g. complete conservatard or a Tumblrina)
Excellent one. Bucket thinkers a shit.
>- Religious
Really depens on the religion honestly. Jewish religion? Shit.
>- Authoritarian / control reak
This is only bad if they're incompetent. Unfortunately, most people are. There is literally nothing wrong with a benevolent dictator.
>- Extremely clingy
I don't understand why people don't like this. It means someone is devoted to you and wants to show affection. You could only be so lucky as to have a prayer answered for such a person.
>- Way too into socialization (constantly trying to drag me to clubs, etc.)
This is one of the reddest flags of all.
>- Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
>Wants a hermit
>But don't be clingy!
What the fuck are you doing? What you want is a housecat.
>>27238382
>nike
Dropped. On your head. At birth.
>>27238417
This is what most NEETs WANT people to believe. In reality most of you are sick fucks masturbating to pictures you creep on and get from catfishing all day.
>>27238445
Go on /b/ you retarded 13 year old.
>>27238477
I guess. Preserving information is always positive, but it still gets boring if that's your only interest.
>>27238516
Too bad muscles aren't bulletproof :^)
gg no re
>>27238170
>Burgerworld.
Are you really a grill? I have a throwaway if you're interested.
>>27238550
It's a dude pretending to be.
>>27238536
>this anal pained
wew lad
>>27238369
>Swings to one extreme or the other (e.g. complete conservatard or a Tumblrina)
I'm pretty healthy except some anger flash here and there
>Religious
Not really, i'm into skepticism
>Addictive behaviors - tobacco, recreational drugs, pot, etc.
no
>Morbidly obese (being a little overweight is understandable, but obesity is literal addiction)
Just a thin line between overweight and obese
>Spoiled / entitled attitude
I can only wish but no
>Extremely lazy
It takes a lot of time for me to find something i could get into but then i dive into that object.
>Authoritarian / control reak
Really depends on other person
>Extremely clingy (a little clingy is okay, and maybe even endearing)
No, i value my freedom and free time so i'd like to have a person similar with me on this
>Way too into socialization (constantly trying to drag me to clubs, etc.)
Hell no. I hate forced socialization just for the sake of socialization
>Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
I'm more of a homebody.
>>27238536
Tits or gtfo ladylad
Also, > Implying /r9k/ isn't retarded
If it wasn't, you would've made it to be.
>>27238305
>weird friends or no friends at all
This is why i'm not gonna date any girls below 30.
>>27238536
lol I bet ur fat
>>27238369
> Swings to one extreme or the other (e.g. complete conservatard or a Tumblrina)
Nope, actually that's one of the most balanced things in my head
>Religious
No, nihilistic, but I believe there's more to it, especially because of consciousness being so tricky and hard to explain
>Addictive behaviors - tobacco, recreational drugs, pot, etc.
Pot and fapping
>Morbidly obese (being a little overweight is understandable, but obesity is literal addiction)
Skinny
>Spoiled / entitled attitude
Well...
>Extremely lazy
Well...
>Authoritarian / control reak
No
>Extremely clingy (a little clingy is okay, and maybe even endearing)
I have oneitis, does that counts?
>Way too into socialization (constantly trying to drag me to clubs, etc.)
>Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
No and No, I'm balanced
>>27238536
Yarr! Roastie the be toastie with this one.
>he isnt a NEET
sorry i dont date literal slaves
>>27237934
Red flags for a human being:
>They discuss about red flags for their opposite gender
I think i'd rather snort cocaine from a whore's crack than having to listen to normal things that some women believe to be 'red flags' for a relationship they'll never have.
>>27237934
What exactly is wrong with having a trimmed beard if it's clean?
>>27238708
Nothing is more beta than being a moderate. I actually respect the rapist pedo Che and friends or Gary Johnson and freedom lovers more than your 'umm I like the 4th amendment but let's ban all guns with salts and clipazines because of what I think hunters need even though I've never been hunting before'.
>>27238811
I'm surprised you took the bait, but not really at the same time.
>>27238799
Its something men do. Op is basically describing a woman.
>>27237934
>Facial Piercings
none
>Balding
no
>Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
I'm no savage
>Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
gross
>Any tattoos
see above
>Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
skelly
>Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
no thank you
>Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
gross
>IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
117 here
Pic related, what OP really is looking for
>>27238819
Ehh, I got my (you) for it. Only 84 more to go for today's quota.
>>27238774
not even Chads discuss about redflags.
>>27237934
>>27238774
Fark man Blini is such a coot kot.
>>27238844
I wish I could shove my cock into a girl's vagina and still be bitter and synical about it.
Pic related, this is me after sex.
>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
>shy or quiet
>doesn't *want* ANY friends
>time is either spent alone or with you
>cuddly
>"apolitical"
>doesn't love alcohol or drugs
>tight with money or apathetic about holidays, special calendar dates, etc
>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
>doesn't recognise when there's an obviously correct view on something, "skeptic"
>spends HOURS walking around for "exercise"/"nature"/"ambience" in middle of nowheres, even when it's cold or raining. doesn't prefer civilised methods like driving, gym, etc
>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
>walking around after sleeping hours
>drinks plain tasteless like water or autistic range of teas instead of proper drinks (alcohol/coffee/juices)
>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are outdated concepts)
>liking old music books movies stuff in general
>>27238896
I think I saw you on Tumblr the other day
>>27238862
I can't understand why we made pepe our mascot instead kot blini
>>27238698
I could lose about 10 more lbs to be ideal, but that's about it.
>>27238774
>opposite gender
>>27238797
>normal things
>>27238811
>Nothing is more beta than being a moderate.
You mean having the capacity to think? Jesus Christ, it's not bad enough that you subhumans are retarded, but you're also cocky about being retarded. Real life Idiocracy up in this shit.
>>27238842
>Middle Eastern twink
You have one?
>>27238844
Lel
>>27238852
Of course they don't. They're too busy being retards, doing drugs and fucking strangers racking up their STD points.
>>27238921
> I could lose about 10 more lbs to be ideal, but that's about it
So, you're fat?
>>27238921
Ooooo so you're a fag? This explains quite a lot, actually.
> I could lose about 10 more lbs to be ideal
Doesn't matter. You've lost your head anyway.
>>27238896
>>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
loooooooool. daily sex is a requirement for a healthy sexual relationship. otherwise you get cheated on, and then they tell you how you didn't fuck them enough.
daily sex tends to be harder for guys that work tho.
>>27238917
Kot blini deserves it. It also deserves pets and lots more blinis.
>>27238915
Whatever liberal bogeyman stereotypes and pejoratives you are constructing is a distraction from the fact that those red flags I listed are highly correlated with mental illness, and therefore warnings for a reason. And anyone with agency would do wise to avoid them.
>>27238966
More misogynistic stereotypes don't honestly attempt to reply to the totality of my post
>>27238966
> Not fucking on the office toilet
You are doing it wrong. No seriously, every person that tries to define a relationship with logic and simple math is a fucking tool and should end themselves.
Even OP is trying to define relationships with red flags because he/she is as insecure as a spanish whore in mexico/
>>27238979
> For me, slut is a synonym of freedom
Yeah. Tumblr. I said it. I called it.
>>27239003
>anyone who doesn't buy in to my loaded terms is tumblr
Whats wrong with not having friends ?
>>27239017
You literally used a .gif image of a prostitute trying to justify the fact that she fucks filthy men for money, just by bending words around to suit her fragile womanhood. It's pathetic and you know it.
>browses /r9k/
biggest redflag of them all. anyone who browses this TOXIC shithole is mentally unstable, and shouldn't be in a relationship. no buts or ifs.
>>27237934
>balding
Not a red flag
>low IQ
Not a red flag
>overweight
Only a red flag in certain circumstances.
It seems you have no real idea of what a red flag is, and are just listing off things you don't like in guys.
>>27239056
Browsing is one thing. Making toxic threads to justify your own synical point of view, another.
>>27239069
> and are just listing off things you don't like in guys
Probably. One guy probably came in her eye or something and now she's upset.
>>27237934
why is balding a red flag?
>>27238863
You were never a misogynist to begin with then, it was just virginal rage. You should either feel even angrier after sex or mildly amused at what bad things you did to her under the guise of sex.
>>27238044
No you be my gf, checkmate.
>>27237934
> > > /SOC/
Get this dating shit out of here, OP.
>>27239100
I mostly feel very amused afterwards for the bad things I did to the female.
>>27239100
>>27239122
Also, Wackity, Schmackity, Doo.
>>27238921
Being a moderate is as not thinking as it comes.
>hey guys, you both have good points, let's just combine the two incompatible philosophies so noone is happy
>heh, I'm just 2kewl4skewl
>fucking sheep man, just like idiocracy
>>27237934
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27237934
>Balding
>Glasses
Both things people have no control over. OP, I wish you many years of crushing rejection and unhappiness, you overly picky, insensitive scumbag.
>>27239056
this place is fucking addictive
>>27238896
But I would love a guy like that.
>>27237934
>Facial Piercings
no
>Balding
no
>Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
does stubble count?
>Ear spools. They're not fucking called "gauges".
fuck no
>Any tattoos
no
>Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
yes, 115kg
>Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
no, never had a pot, tried cigarette once, it was gross
>Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
no
>IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
i don't know my actual IQ. i got it measured by a psychologist when i was 13, it was somewhere around 120. but i guess IQ drops with age, and since i'm 26 now, i'm pretty dumb. life's easier though
>Balding
You can't do anything about this though
>>27237934
>Facial Piercings
Fuck no
>Balding
Since I was 15 or 16. Been shaving it completely since I was 17
>Beard
Yeah, started growing one 3 or 4 months ago.
>Ear spools
Fuck no, I'm not human garbage
>Tattoos
Nah, might get one some day if I find a really cool idea.
>Overweight
Fixing that, already down from 100kg to 70kg
>Uses drugs
Alcohol and occasionally cigars
>Only interests are video games, pot, music and anime
Nope, Video games and music ofc but I also like dancing, juggling, drawing, painting, lifting, reading and magic tricks.
>IQ below 115
Its sadly only 119
>>27237934
http://hiqnews.megafoundation.org/Definition_of_IQ'.html
>One Standard Deviation Above the Average (IQ = 116)
>Approximately 84% of the public has an IQ of 115 or below. Only 16% of the population, or about 1 in every 6 has an IQ of 116 or above.
>5 in 6 men are automatically red flagged
I know you're trolling, but this is next level. Internet IQ tests need not apply.
>>27237934
>Balding
>Beard (with fade or balding or with glasses)
>Overweight (not American "overweight" which is morbidly obese, but actually overweight)
>Uses drugs, yes including your precious pot
>IQ below 115 / poor knowledge base
The female species, everyone, all but one of these things cannot be changed, the vainty and entitlement is spewing everywhere. She says she doesn't want a drug user yet drinks herself. Say this to a guy irl and prepare for a throat punch.
>>27237934
somebody actually knowing their IQ (short of an employment mandated test) is typically a red flag
>facial piercing
no
>balding
no
>beard
no
>ear spools
no
>tattoos
no
>overweight
no
>uses drugs
yes, polydrug addict
>only interests are vidya, weed, music, anime
yes, this is more or less true
>IQ
never been tested, I feel average to slightly below average
>>27238369
>Swings to one extreme or the other
Nope
>Religious
Nope
>Addictive behaviors
Yeah but I have never taken anything stronger than alcohol
>Morbidly obese
Nope
>Spoiled / entitled attitude
I'm not sure, I would like to think I'm not a spoiled fuck.
>Extremely clingy
I get jealous easily but I'm not clingy
>Way too into socialization
I like socializing, not too much into clubbing. I like bars way more.
>Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
I'm not a native speaker. Could someone explain this a little better for me.
>>27239792
Forgot to add that I have glasses but I rarely use them, also they aren't those goddam hipster glasses.
>>27239875
>telling people you're in the 99.9th percentile
lol
>Swings to one extreme or the other
yes
>Religious
no
>Addictive behaviours
yes
>Morbidly obese
no
>Spoiled / entitled attitude
yes
>Extremely lazy
not extremely
>Authoritarian / control freak
not really
>Extremely clingy
just a little
>Way too into socialization (constantly trying to drag me to clubs, etc.)
no
>Isn't at least somewhat of a homebody, as that's where all of my hobbies are
i'm a complete homebody
>>27240153
>not a native speaker
ew
>>27240400
Its pretty hard to sometimes understand everything when you speak multiple different languages.
