ITT only chads may enter
>just fucked my literal model gf
Mfw business is taking off rapidly
Hey chad here. Feels nice to have a chad thread. Welcome to r9k. You kwmo they call it a supreme gentlemens clib?
>popped cherry of qt girl
>dumped her over text
Feels good man
>>27236705
Yea brah isn that the best feeling. Just bought a limited edition ferrari 458. Gonna add i to my collection ^_^
I'm in a bit of trouble bro. My gf lives 40 minutes away and I don't feel like driving that far to get laid, so I just hook up with sluts around campus.
I think she'll kinda dig it tho, I'll ask her if she wants to have a 3 way.
Also if you don't drive a jeep, or wear Sperry shoes, chubby shorts, pink polos, and ray ban glasses you're a total faggot and need to die haha.
>>27236735
Beo i know ehat you mean, i see fucking faggots wearing the shittest of brands. Anything below LV, Chanel, Bally, Versace isnt for me desu. My parents giv eme a big enough allowance cor me to buy nice warm clohes. When icsee ppl wlskong into stores like converse or americna apparel, i fewl osrry for thm tou kmow? Tou wish you could show them where the r al quality is at,.
>TFW look like chad
>TFW can't talk to females
End my life
>>27236768
B o cmon man jusr be yourself you kno>>27234506 ho itasy it is to talk to gield, theyre people too, you wont get better if you odnt oractice. I once drove up to my school in my $600k ferrari limited editikon and all i had to do was beep my hien and ask the ladies to get in and they did. Lif e is what you make of it criend. B ng it
>>27236720
>^_^
hello pseudo chad reddit cuck
>>27236796
I'm poor as fuck though and all I can offer girls is my decent looking face and above average dick.
>>27236797
Nah, bo we chad come in all forms, were rally just like you people were nothng special b. Money and looks arent everything, even thiugh it looks that way to the ither person one of my mates is a hug anime nerd!!! He hired one if the voice actress of from really poular anime t rileplay in front of a thestre with just him eathcing. I didint go because it wasnt my thing, im mire into cars and partying.
Gott live it :)
>>27236816
Just ask your parents for money b, when im low on cash i call my dads assistant and get her to wire 40k-100k at a time. You eont get anything if you speak up beo.
>>27236833
My dad only makes $130,000 a year and wouldn't give me any if I suched off his dick.
Bro looks like theres not many of us chads on tonight. Dam that fuckjg sicks mms
>>27236816
Honestly, they don't really want anything else. I ended up getting a DUI and lost my license for 3 years (since it was already suspended) and kept fucking up so I moved back in with my parents. Every. Single. Girl. Would literally cart me around and pay for my shit.
Don't be afraid to flex your aesthetics, bro. I was at first, then I just kind of got use to it.
>>27236852
Enfuck man? Is he even working hard enough. Cmon bro, tell him to get on his ass and be anproper father, hiw can he have a family in so little amount? Shit man no wonder ppl buy shitty brands, you can have shitty parents like se, tell him to revise hsi poetfolio, cmon 130k thats piss poor from a father
>>27236862
What if I'm not muscular? I'm 170 at 6'1 and used to be 200lbs but lost it all in the past year and a half being too lazy to go to gym. Do girls like the half skelly half still muscly type dudes? (Like my lats are still very wide, forearms thick mainly)
>>27236862
Is bro, just tske csre of hor looks. I use the YVES SAINT LAURENT FOREVER YOUTH LIBERATOR.vits $400 , not bad at all. Try it out and youll be swimming in pussy. You cant tell me you youre willing to spend only $400 for soemthing like this
I wish all of you serve 15 years in north korea for hard labor
>>27236881
B o why did you skimp out? Dis your personal trainer get lazy and stopped you f m being in shape? Seirously you have to keeop thise people in line, they grt lazy and thye just want to get paid to talk. I mean my personal t ainer costs me $10000 a week and you better beleive he does his fucking job man. Im now 260lb at 12%bf. I, no cutti for the summer parties
>>27236884
This thread reads like someone's really bad gay fan fiction.
>>27236887
Why hate beo? Sre all human and we do our best to live our life to the fulledt, cmon beo, you can yoo, kuust do your best today anon
>>27236898
I never had a shitty trainer, I lifted higher numbers than any of them at the gym at my peak.
My so poor, my dad makes 230k a year :(
>>27237570
fuck bro, tell your dad to work harder for your family, i know $230k is above national average earnings, but average earnings is a fucking joke. How can people survive on 50k a year? seriously. no one who actually tries will end up poor. This is a fact of capitalism
>>27236751
Bro I know. It pisses me off when people in my fraternity don't dress like they're supposed to. Man I just love snortin xanny and drinking miller light. This chicks dad is tryna sue me because his daughter was passed out at a party and I took her to the hook up room. I could tell she enjoyed, I porked her like a god damn pornstar man. I'm also selling the adderall I get from my parents insurance to get money for ed hardy shirts and newports.
Just finished fucking a 8.5/10 chick for the second time today after she sucked me dry in between
May I enter ?
