Beta squad 5 engaging Normies
Requesting immediate assistance
>>27236041
Beta Squad 5
Buckle Buster Militia inbound
Over.
>>27236064
15 normies spotted 10 clicks East of your location
Over
>>27236041
Beta Squad 5
This is Normie Command 7
We have hacked into your communications network and have several teams approaching your location.
You are surrounded from all quadrants.
Surrender your weapons peacefully and we will ensure you all receive a fair trial.
Operation C.H.A.D. killer commencing! Boys, I don't think I'll make it... Throwing the grenades into the locker rooms now. See you guys in heaven or hell.
>>27236041
where u at? i got my grandpas double barrel
Normie Squad 7
We have the Low Orbit Ree Cannon (LORC) currently locked onto your location
Stand down or we will fire.
>>27236133
Normie Squad 7, what is your ETA on our location
Over
JUST reporting in, I'm gonna make those normie bitches pay
>>27236100
Report.
Took heavy fire.
They called us fat.
Going back home
Over.
KKRKSSSHHHHTT THIS IS OMEGA NINER NINER REPEAT OMEGA NINER NINER KRSSHHGHSHHSTTTT WE GOT HEAVY FIRE HERE KRSSHHGHTHTTT REQUESTING BACK-UP KRKSKSRHSHSHHHHTH REPEAT REPEAT NEED KRKSKSHHHHHT NORMIE SURROU KRKSHSHHHHHTT ALL DIRECTIONS I REPEAT KRKSSHSHHHHHTTHHHT UCKING SO MUCH BLOOD HELLFIRE RAINI KRKSHSHHHHHTHHT BRAVO BRAVO 1 2 3 3 8 KRSSHSHHHHT NOT FUCKING SIGN UP FOR THIS SHHHHI KRSHHHTHHT HOME TO MOMMY RIGHT NOW PLEASE GET ME THE FU KRSSHHHHHHHT
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Omega Necromancer has been summoned. The dead wage cucks swell the Beta ranks.
>>27236218
OMEGA NINER NINER, ANSWER? OMEGA NIINEEEERRRR
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>>27236251
Hello there, Reddit. I missed you.
This is Beta Squad 8 we have deserters.
I repeat we have deserters.
Yes, the whole squad. Over.
>>27236389
Ambushed by a group of chads, I'm going in with peepee bombs.
I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
WITNESS ME!
>>27236389
>Being this much of a debbie downer
Cheer up and have some fun
>>27236041
It's over comrades
I got captured by normies and they've sentenced my to death by hanging.
Taking suggestions for last words.
>>27236041
Beta squad 5, this is Wojak 2 actual, we are sending Wojak 2-3 to assist
How copy? Over.
>>27238156
It always felt bad man...
Supreme Activities Delta here, we've infiltrated the sorority house. Stacies in sight, we are in position, they won't know what hit 'em. Over.
>>27238156
belt out one final REEEEEEEEEEE as your neck snaps at free fall speed
Charlie whiskey foxtrot in position,awaiting orders commander two chads and three stacies in my scopes sight. Permission too engage.
commander beta 1
this is ghost pepe
spotted 2 hostile chads, locked and loaded, waiting for the green light, take the shot?
>>27236218
Come in omega, this is Charlie team...OMEGA!!!!! FFFFFGFUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG......Mother fucking normies goddamnit.......
>>27238299
Take the shot.
>>27238378
Commander beta i've got a clean center mass shot, they're alarmed, but my position isn't compromised yet, changed position or keep shooting?
>>27236041
Commander
We've taken 10 enemy female solders also know as Stacies as prisoners.
Any further instructions sir?
Be advised. Beta forces are pinned down. You'll need to hold on as long as you can
>>27238472
Do with them as you wish
Over
>>27238472
just be urself. over.
ENEMY BOMBERS SPOTTED, HEADING TOWARDS ROBOT CITADEL
FEELS FORCE FIVE IS MOVING IN TO ENGAGE
>>27236041
Beta 0 1 reporting in and waiting orders
