>be me just now
>living with parents
>masturbating to orgasm denial porn
>using an old massaging wand that looks exactly like pic related
>kneeling over it so than when flaccid my penis rests on it and gets erect, but when it gets harder it no longer touches the vibrating balls so you edge and start over again
>getting really close when all of the sudden
>blinding light comes on in my room
>I stop the "vibrator"
>my dad was asleep downstairs on the couch and must have been woken up by the sound and came up to check on me
"whatcha up to bud?"
>my back was to him, but I can only assume the pause was his realization of what happened
>"nothing? ok."
>he turns the lights off and leaves
>put away the vibrator and make this thread
What am I supposed to do? I'm mortified. I don't feel like I can look him in the eyes after this. At least I wasn't caught sniffing a relative's panites, but it's still feels terrible.
>>27235968
Better hide it real fucking good. Chances are you're shit is going to be raided.
You fucked up LOL learn to be better at stealth. Add more dex.
>>27235998
Normally I would hear anyone coming up the stairs, but I was wearing my headphones because I was watching a show beforehand and I was too lazy to take them off. Moreover why would he come up to check on what I was doing at 4 am?! What else could I possibly be doing?!
The best way to clear the air is to tell your dad exactly what you were doing, but tell him to try it for himself. Once he realizes the kind of pleasure you get from a wand, he'll understand 100%
So go down and offer to use your wand on him.
>that awkward feel when you find the cumrag that you keep under the bed washed and in your clean laundry pile
Srsly mom. Why would you even touch that? Also, I'm 27 for fucks sake stay out of my goddamn room. Like srsly what does she expect to find?
>>27236049
Have you not heard of locking your door? This is your fault
>>27236202
the door doesn't have a lock on it and the hinges are bent so the door can't close all the way anyway.
>>27236216
lol sounds like my door
>tfw woke up an hour or 2 earlier than usual 1 day
>think it was because mom went somewhere and garage door woke me up
>walked downstairs as dad was walking back to laptop with tissue in his hand
>laptop was at a table that's right next to bottom of stairs so I was able to see the screen
>on some porn site
>hear dad mutter "god damnit" under his breath
>he sat down at laptop clicking away at random while I was nervously brewing coffee
>both of us knew exactly what happened but we both kept silent and didn't want to acknowledge it
>just kind of avoided eachother for a few days
I mean I really don't care but, at the kitchen table in the living room?
>>27236303
I once got on the computer in the office after my dad used it and it was on a site selling onaholes, but he didn't know that I saw it. I guess it's good to know that they can mess up too.
That fapping method is genius as fuck desu
>>27236157
You're 27 and you still leave your disgusting cum rag under the bed? Your room must smell like stale semen. You probably don't notice because you're used to it, but cum is a smell that permeates.
>>27236216
I uaed to have adoor like that. People could just barge in any time. it made wanking damn near impossible
>>27236501
I guess, but sometimes it gets a little stale. I can be angry/humiliated that it happened, but I shouldn't be surprised for not being careful.
>>27236526
that's why I usually keep it open because I can hear people coming up the stairs, but my headset was on and I was careless.
