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any ausfags on?
i only just woke up and it's going to be a long night of nothingness

what're you all doing this friday night?
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Probably going to watch cricket and anime to be honest
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going to watch either cricket or a movie with mates and smoke some cones>>27233756
Predictions lad?
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Anyone else in Adelaide? One of the biggest "pubcrawls" in the country is on tonight, and of course I'm not going. It makes me sick to imagine all the fun those people must be having, while I have to live in despair as a lonely virgin.
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>>27233788
>movie with mates and smoke some cones
leave this board
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>>27233733
Another night of shitposting and stalking qts on social media.
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>>27233788
I haven't seen much T20 cricket lately so I'm not really sure.

It'd be funny if Pakistan won the tournament though
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>>27233795
Is the AUES one on tonight? Why aren't you going?
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mfw failed first uni assessment of the semester
mfw only non-indian person in accounting tutorial

>only 15% weighting r-right?
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>>27233733
You should go for a night walk

I'm going to drink a bottle of vodka tonight and go for a walk, possibly onto a very high building.
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>>27233894

Yes, that one. I don't know anyone going, and there's no point going by myself, I'll look like a loser. Even if I could go, it'd still be a terrible night, seeing all the chads with 10 girls when I've never had even one.
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>>27233733
Sit here feeling lovesick for a married woman who feels the same way but isn't sure she wants to give up her marriage either.
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>>27233733
here. first time on r9k
I was just gonna play vidya and try not to eat chocolate
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I'm going to sit here and try not kill myself tonight.
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>>27233952
I don't know anyone going but then again I'm not a student. I'll go with you anon and any other robots reading this. Are you interested?

Otherwise it's another night sitting at home.
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going to watch a mate play in an orchestra and then maybe go to the pub afterwards

all will be well lads
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was feeling worse than usual this afternoon and when my parents asked me what's wrong i finally snapped at them and said i hate the fact that i'm alive. how i'm forced to play a game i never wanted to be a part of all because you were too selfish to consider how i'd feel and only the fact that you wanted a child

that was an hour ago and they keep trying to get me to come out of my room and talk to them
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Any Sydney fags on tonight? Probs gonna watch classic teen titans and shitpost on 4chan. Maybe a game of league. Dunno.
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>>27233733

Probs watch a-league, bris vs melb city. Wish i still lived in melb so then I could go....stuck in regional queensland (gatton). Pretty shit really
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>>27233733
Wanking like I do most Friday nights.
Maybe some Factorio.
>>27233788
>smoke some cones
>Not joints
shig
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>>27233733
Centrelink fucker back again to talk to aus peeps. Hows everyone doing this Friday? I feel like fucking garbage 8)
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>>27234168
>Parent's are expected to know that their son is going to be depressed/not wanted to be born.
It's unfair to both sides you child.
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Not an ausfag, is that ok? Im bored as fuck and im slowly shitting undigested pizza I need something to do
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>>27234081

I appreciate the offer, but it's not that easy for me, due to issues getting there, anxiety, and the reasons I mentioned. Thanks for asking though, means a lot.
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>>27234331
Why not? I don't understand americans hating on us when we don't really give them taht much shit.
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>>27233733
Pretty bummed, got rejected for Centrelink despite meeting all the possible criteria. Was on the phone for three hours only to get to two different people who both didn't know why I was rejected but told me they couldn't put another claim in for me or give me any advice. It's fucking stressful and I hate that I can't talk to anyone about it because then it's just M8 WHY DONT U GIT A JOB?????? (because I've got a chronic illness that qualifies as a disability you fuck)

I'm probably just going to play some more of The Division and Hyperdimension Neptunia because I grabbed it on sale the other day while eating crappy frozen woolies pizza and having some sars cordial.
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>tfw the heat is calming the fuck down

Finally we can start returning to the bosom of the comfy. I'm about to walk my dog, when I get back I'm eating a sandwich and watching The Venture Bros.
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>>27234334
That's fine, but if you come into town I will give you a night to remember. Drinking might relieve some anxiety.
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Anyone in Melbourne want to get a drink or something?

I'm so cripplingly lonely.
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>>27234308
it's not okay to force me to fake a smile and get a job that i don't want just because you can't fathom why someone might not like the situation you are going to birth them into

i never asked to be here, i never wanted to be a wageslave. i never asked for any of this

you know how you see all those kids who actually want/like going to school because they get to learn and make friends
that was never me

and all those kids who from the age of like 7 know what they want to do when they grow up
i never had that aspiration, i've always been depressed and hated my situation ever since i can remember

i don't understand why they can't just leave me alone to do the one and only thing i find even a slight amount of joy in
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>>27234288
>wasting weed
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>>27233733
Play dota, pick heavy things up and then put them down, eat a lot of food. Might do some bookkeeping if I can be bothered.
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Sydney here

Gonna go for a walk and listen to some podcasts. Its pretty relaxing. Guests at my place so I can't really relax at home desu
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Sydney, shitting around on the internet and going to try to learn guitar
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>>27234508
Which podcasts? I used to listen to podcasts of various ABC programs a lot but recently there's been so much feminist sjw tripe on RN that I stopped. Just listening to audiobooks of classics while I work instead now.
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>>27233733

Just fed chickens now shitting around on the internet bored as fuck pondering closing laptop and doing some reading.

Fucking cold here, been rainy/foggy all day.
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>>27233733
Wollongong here. Playing dota and going to bed early because I'm off to the easter show tomorrow. I don't really like going but I take my brothers there.
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>>27234566
Mainly The Biggest Problem in the universe, funniest podcast I've listened to. Also just cool enough, but I wouldn't really recommend that one, I've just been listening for a long time and feel like I know the guys personally.
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already bought maccas, gonna take a cap and smoke some weed
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>>27234632
I'm like the less plebian version of you

I just bought some Red Rooster, going to drink some vodka and play vidya games
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I'm drinking amaretto+coke and watching the breakfast club. Was playing the south park game but couldn't get immersed.
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>>27233733
NT fag here, going to spend all night either shitposting around 4chan or playing warcraft 3
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>>27234669
Damn, whats it like up in NT?
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There's never any Perth cunts
who /Perth/ here?
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>>27234632
sydney?

I kinda need a new dealer
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anyone play nostalrious?
currently leveling a heal slut and need a big strong bull to protect me
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>>27234720
I had an account a few months ago, but stopped playing around level 40-50 i think on my warrior.

Is it still going? Worth playing?
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>>27234703
pretty hot a humid during the wet season but it calms down during the dry. Lots of abo's around but i never see them doing anything bad except loitering and being drunk. Every body i've met is into cars/fishing/hunting/4WD. Pretty nice all up tho, it's got lots of nature around it all and its pretty nice to enjoy the rain in all of it
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brisbane motherfucker

i was going to go out with mates but i had a fucker of a week and the weekend is gonna be hella busy. Maybe reinstall minecraft and play for the first time in 4 years.

Any better suggestions?
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>>27234754
pvp server is massively over populated and peaks around 11-12k players, lags constantly and full of filthy chinks farming everything

pve server has a more blizzlike pop peaking around 3k and hasn't got the chink problem

it's fun but i'm kind of sick of playing alone
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>>27234720
I played up until WoD and for whatever reason I really didn't like it. I guess I was playing a huntard but still.
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>>27234706
wanna meet at sculptures by the sea tonight at 12 and drink?
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>>27234771
Sounds alright. I work with a lot of aboriginals and they are the nicer customers that I've interacted with to be honest.
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>>27234776
a better suggestion is you fuck off you normie piece of shit
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>>27234771
whereabouts in NT?
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>>27234790
all the abo's i knew over west were a bunch of degenerate niggers so it's nice for them to be so placid up here
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>>27234779
Can you migrate your PvP character to the PvE server? I played on Nost when it released, got to 60 then deleted my character to stop playing.
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>>27234779
will my account/guild have been deleted? i was away for months
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>>27234825
pretty sure you can't
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cric anyone?
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>>27234803
or what cunt?

no seriously what are you gonna do if i don't leave? Type REEEE? Cry because you're a virgin? how do you neets honestly expect people to react when you tell them to leave as if you have any authority. Genuinely curious
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>>27234824
Never come across it to be honest. I guess I just live in the most coasty area of australia and there aren't any around. That and when you're in charge of giving them money they might be more polite.
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Hello Melbourne.

That rain and wind sure was comfy, slept most of the day.
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>>27234841
Can't be an ausfag thread without bringing the bants
Good form
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Any other hikikomoris in Brisbane?

I need a friend and want to rehab myself back to society. Maybe we could go for a night walk some time? I don't know. I don't go out or have friends or do normal people things.

kik - littleanimegirls
YES KIK because FUCK giving you my IP
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>>27233733
Brisbane reporting
Gonna play some Street Fighter and drinks beers on my own
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>>27234869
hey i'd be down for that but most neet type people i've been around have been intoleratble and also i don't have kik

good on you for trying though. it's a level ahead of the other neets
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>>27234869
Oh yeah, I live just north of the city


>>27234899
Kill yourself
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>>27234869
>>27234880
brisbane here
4178, where you guys at?
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Yeah cunt. About to get picked up by some big tatted up bloke who's gonna shout me a feed then ill spend my last 4 dollars on a cheap as fuck bottle of wine and get wasted with a couple of other degenerates. If i'm lucky someone will have some weed.

we'll probably watch youtube videos and possibly even browse reddit cause these fucking normies are too normie status for 4chenzs
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I met a fembot 20 year old nurse when I was in a psych ward. She liked indie music and classical literature. AMA
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>>27234928
>fembot
STOP THIS MEME
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>>27234864
I cleaned myself up to try to talk to people at uni but the rain and storm ruined my hair, face and got my shoes wet.
Went straight home after my tute because the world is stopping me from making friends.
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>>27234941
but the storm boy look is chic.
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>>27234941
this is a sad story, what uni you @?
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>>27234958
If only I had the face and body to pull it off

>>27234963
Monash m8

>>27234928
Is she cute? Will she love you through all your respective mental issues?
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>>27234908
>Kill yourself

Really? thats all you got? i thought suicide was neet territory? by the way im also the other poster you you replies to. shit no wonder you're a hikki. fucking brilliant form m8
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>>27234864
i snoozed in bed for a bit, then went to the gym with my mate.
Been playing R6 all day.
Just dropped acid and started listening to some music
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>>27233733
>australians think they are funny
>shitpost non-stop
>australians laugh at other australians so they feel good
Why do you do this?
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>>27234924
Kill yourself
(This is aboriginal)
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Who /Adelaide/? I went outside today for the first time in over a week.
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>>27234809
Darwin aye
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>>27235002
Because Australians are normalfags

>>27234990
Nigger, you're fucking retarded.
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>>27235002
>can't take the bantz

loser
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>tfw no one to set up a life like this with
>>>/out/699987
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>>27235058
>using the word loser
Yeah, you're not Australian. It's legit that easy to tell.
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>>27235002
Hahah you're alright cunt.
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>>27235058
>>27235074
we are so Americanized these days, aussie cultural mannerisms are increasingly a dying art.
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>>27235102
a blind man on a galloping horse could see that m8
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Is anyone /UniMelb/ here?
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>>27235118
Yeee

Deakin, how about you?
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>>27235074
>not the most fair dinkum aussie battler around
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>>27235136
if you're at Deakin, you are not /unimelb/ dumbass.

>>27235118
RMIT
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>>27235118
>>27235136
I can see why you're going to Deakin m8
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>>27235147
kek btfo. Robots should not be going to Deakin, the only thing they are good at is throwing parties there.
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>>27235146
>>27235147
Thought he just meant uni in melb.
Its an understandable mistake.

>>27235169
>the only thing they are good at is throwing parties there.

What are you basing this on? its 100% international students and not a single party was ever had, unless you are doing some bullshit like drama.
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>>27235169
all unibots are normies going through a robot phrase desu.
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>>27233733
at home as usual
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>>27233795

eh im not going either desu
im tired as fuck and just having one of those nights where the whole world, no matter how much im doing well for myself, just seems fucked
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>>27235169
That and grinding enough credit points to transfer to a real uni

>>27235184
Just taking the piss
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>>27233733


Dota, gym, fap

I work for centrelink and this is my life senpai
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>>27235228
>>27235228
You the same guy from last thread?
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>>27235118
yeah me
what u studying bro
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>>27235228
>works
Normie.
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>>27235118
Third year science and have been hating it the whole time, lel. What're you studying?
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>>27234081
>>27234393

Hey mates, I'll go if you go
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>>27233733
Ark, Sleep, Work. I'm supervising a LAN party. Average age of attendees: 6

>Kill
>Me
>Now
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>>27235342
2nd year b.biomed/md
the biomeds pretty fkn boring atm hopefully itll get slightly better when i start med in 4th year
u live on campus or @ home?
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>>27235342
2nd year science majoring in Chem, how fucked am I?
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So how do pub crawls work? Do you need to be a student or can you just rock up and start hitting on the stacies?
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>>27235389
>living on campus
pretty much have an irrational dislike of people who love on campus, so far the ones I've met are invariably spoilt shitheads. I'd be happy to be proven wrong, I've probably just got a chip on my shoulder. Done the gamsat yet senpai?

>>27235430
Got a 30 in chem: reactions and synthesis, lel. Fuck it, duno why i was doing it, I ended up picking a different major. I mean its hard, but if you're willing to put the work in, you should be able to do it. But yeh, afaik it's pretty much the hardest major
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Should I cut my face so the qt girl at red rooster will notice me?

I'm an attention whore I don't even care any more.
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>>27235260
>>27235342
I am first year Commerce and I'm finding it really easy so far. Decided to take Calculus subjects as breadth for a challenge. Been loving the free BBQs, alcohol and parties so far. The people I've met are all really great too.
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>>27235572
How the fuck is red rooster still in business.
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>>27235579
Because stupid people want to buy family chicken meals and autistic faggots like me who don't venture outside of their house over 100m won't go anywhere else

Maybe I should go to mcdonalds but that's a 30 minute walk there and back

Should I cut my face though? I've wanted to for so long and it's not like any girl is ever going to be attracted to me
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>>27235608
Yeah sure, but make sure you have a backstory prepared

And make sure its that one across the eye (But dont actually hurt your eye M8
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>>27235608
Do you mean just liek slicing it open with a knife? I don't think so man. Whats kinda brought you to this point btw?
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>>27235575
original science fag here. you sound like a faggot, its cucks like you who make uni shit. 'free' bbqs - dumb cunt thats where you student union fees go. uni parties are full of pseudo normies, people who were faggots in high school and now act like top shit because there arent actual normies to bully them. again, just to reiterate, because I want there to be no ambiguity: you sound like youre probably a faggot
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Anyone else doing GAMSAT tomorrow?
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>>27235608
You are mentally ill
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Just broke my wrist on purpose so I could get 8weeks off work whilst it heals
Paid leave because it was on work grounds

Hurt a lil m8's but not too bad.. /central coast/ here
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>>27235389
>when i start med
Someone's confident about getting in.
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>>27235623
4 years of isolation

>>27235656
BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT

I haven't showered in days and can feel the infection growing in my arm cuts. It's beautiful.
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>>27235389
Get off r9k if you want to get into med
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>>27234334
Just go lad!
Forget the Chad's and girls. Trust me, the rest of us make fun of them. Don't even worry about them, just have fun and relax.
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>>27233733
Just got off Nostalrius, now got the Twilight Zone on.

Who else is enjoying this comfy weather?
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I'm late 20's and in my last year at uni. Just a question do you people notice older students? If so what do you think of them?
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OH NO I CUT TOO DEEP

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING


I don't evne have anu more bandages
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>>27235711
pics or fuck off tbfh
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>>27235708
Yes. But I respect them.
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>>27235711
No you didn't. You literally outed yourself for being an attention whore.
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>>27235708
yeh i notice them and think they must be fucking losers and i go home and laugh about them with my girlfriend. just kidding mate, no one gives a fuck, be less insecure pls. sometimes older students can be bretty cool guys and be chillers, but most of the time i dont think anyone notices/gives a fuck
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>>27235608
M8 just cut it and and do a few down ur cheek.. Once it's cut do scratches around the area and put ur arm in a bandage

She'll love u.. I just to do it going to big W because I wanted attention from a cashier
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>>27235727
Yeah I'm a bit of a reject though. Obviously partied a lot and then came back to school to try

>>27235736
Yeah I reckoned most people wouldn't give a shit aye
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>>27235739
>tfw no qt 3.14 to take care of you

I don't get why I'm leaking white stuff though
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>>27235750
How deep did u cut lad
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>>27235749
I remember in first year, a third year (so like a 21yo) was in one of my tutes, and I was overwhelmed by how much life experience I assumed he had. And now I'm a third year and am just as lost now as I was then. Probably should have had some time off or somethng. Whatd you do before uni?
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>>27235761
I'm okay. I'm just being a stupid faggot. I'm not even using a real knife, it's a fucking broken steak knife

It can't hurt me beyond causing pain. It's great. Try it some time.

AndI just looked in the mirror and my face is fucked up and my dad is going to be pissed
#NEETlife
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>>27235777
Meh its the same for me and I'm 29. And I guess mainly I was an acid dealer
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ANY ADELAIDE CUNTS WANNA GO TO THE PUB CRAWL Y/N?
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>>27235787
>acid dealer
You sound suspiciously like... a normie!
nah wtf bro thats fucked as you dealt drugs, how the fuck did you get into that? did you make some coin at least?
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You fags need to cut your face. Do you know how satisfying that shit is? You'll be so fucking cool if you do. Just imagine all that sympathy pussy you'll imaginarily get
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>>27235782
I'm the guy who broke my wrist purposely for paid leave from work
Break ur wrist man, so easy and only hurts a little bit and you can offer her to sign ur cast
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>>27235822
He was selling acid, man. He didn't make any coin.
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>>27235579
red rooter ain't that bad, love
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>>27235854
fuck off cunt i dont know shit about drugs you fucking know-all cunt
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>>27235822
Just partied a lot. Started dealing to fund myself. Found that most of the time I was getting not much profit after some things happened, pills were no longer happening for me.

Floated about for a while then started selling acid. Was buying it for $7 and selling it 700 at a time for 12-14 dollars. Was pretty cash. Making a few grand a month. Was selling ounces of MDA at some point to.

TL;DR was basically just a bum and fell into it
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>>27235839
What about my legs?

I'd walk in front of a car to get on disability forever but I don't want to decrease my shitposting ability

Holy shit I'm bleeding everywhere. Someone could have stopped this.
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>went to job interview
>"so anon, if i asked your friends what youre like what would tey say?"
>answer with brutal honesty
>narcissistic, arrogant, overbearing, cold

25 applicants with 15 open positions. Im definitely getting hired now, right?
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>>27235883
bretty interesting, sure beats stacking shelves
>>27235910
literally why
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>>27235885
Sometimes I think about walking in front of a car
What about the police report when they say you walked in front
Or if they have a dash cam

What's your desired km/h to do it
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>>27235885
Anon please
I'm no qt but I can feed you some attention and baseless validation every now and then
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>>27235926
Probably would have made more money stacking shelves desu
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>>27235933
Can you fix my life? No?

Fuck off then. Stop giving attention whores attention and they'll stop
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>>27234991
hows it going acid bro?

i still have some mushies from last season, might give them a go this weekend.
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>>27235926
Im at a point in my life where lying or bending the truth is beyond bothering. I get hired, great, i get to eat their food, if i dont i continue collecting neetbux
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>>27235944
>>27235933
>>>/soc/
FUCK OFF NORMIES FUCK OFF.
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>>27235883
did you relate to dope the 2015 flick?
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>>27233827
Make him.
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>things normalfags say
>cutting your face is bad
It's a matter of opinion, you useless fucking cucks
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>>27235944
>not being in a toxic dependent relationship with an attention whore
>not wanting to feel needed

Any interaction is good interaction if you're shit lonely like me
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>>27234304
Centrebro. How do I hide 400k so I can keep claiming youth allowance?
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>>27235976
That the one with the black kid knocking about? I fell asleep in it so idk.

But no I wasn't a party dealer most of the time with most things after like 22

Just sold to a few people large quantity's.

Its just providing a service that society needs man
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>>27235941
yeh but you probably learnt more and had more fun so not a bad deal?
>>27235966
mirin apathy, hows the neetbux?
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>>27236003
Yeah sent me mad though
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Anyone want a drink I gentle goon?

Alexandria here
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why didn't the psychs just take me seriously?

I want to hurt myself and other people.
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>>27235971
This, so many fucking normies here. Wondering why dont they just start a thread on /b/
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Just woke up.

Pretty mad because my gf is on her period and she didn't suck my dick.

Having a coffee, I refuse to wank anymore because it's her job. I'll might look at pictures of naked sluts and get increasingly sexually frustrated.

Probably play some civilization later.

For now I'm just going to lurk around, might post an angry rant here and there if anything get's me going.

Possibility I might drink some too.
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>>27235665
>>27235697
nah im a chancellors scholar so already got a guaranteed seat
tfw smart but a faggot loser
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>>27236018
Sup Alexandria in Syd? I'm keen if u are
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>>27235994
Offshore shit. We can't really trace foreign income. You'll go to jail if we find out though.
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>>27236045
That's good, proud of you brobot. You'll be rolling in pussy when you get that med degree.
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>>27236045
>chancellors scholar biomed
> arrogant prick
pick 2 always. why do you even want to be a doctor, answer honestly
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>>27236068
You'd see the money trail anyway. Gey.
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>>27236000
yeah niggas sell mdma on dnm, get rich, scam a white guy, live happily ever after. good harmless nigger fun sponsored by jews
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>>27236091

atleast ill be honest i wanna be a doctor cos job security plus good money


also keep hating boy
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>>27236144
Ah that old story
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Reading manga and watching cricket

I kind of want to have a wank but the manga I'm reading is about a feminine boy so it might be gay if I don't wait long enough
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>>27235970
Nobody wants to hear the unfiltered truth at a job interview. You're just finding an excuse to avoid actually getting a job.
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>>27236147
This reminded me of what anoter ausbot said in the previous aus-thread
>27234506
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>>27236147
will keep hating, ty famalami. are you asian or white?
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>>27236188
nah that wasnt me tho lol
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>>27236188
>>27234506
Lin ktheo jthjwjd
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>>27236195

i'm indian
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>>27236178
Well thats exactly right. If i can get the job while putting only 20% effort into the interview, then ill do the job with 100% effort. If not, im perfectly fine collecting centrelink
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>go to red rooster
>she didn't even acknowledge the cuts
If I was chad she would have noticed

How am I such a fucking ugly faggot?
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Holy fuck all these normies, im glad the lindt cafe shooting happened, we need more of those ppl.
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>>27236227
>wanting ISIS sympathizers to kill people and not elliot rodger copy cats
Normalfag detected
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>>27236207
how was melbourne high
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>>27236240
Youre ao funny, normie. Make your threads on /b/
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>>27236227

hehe look me so edgy xDDD me want shootings to bcuz me think normie in thread xDDD ehehehehehe
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>>27236256
Because youre not a normie right? Lmao, please.
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>>27236242
nah i went high school in syd actually
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>>27236265

ehehehehe "Lmao, please" look me is edgelord ehehehe xDDDDD
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>>27236269
Do you speak like a typical indian? How does your parents feel about chinese ppl?
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>>27236252
I'm so drunk my head is bleeding and I can't figure out where from

Don't call me a normie, you fucking normalfag homosexual
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>>27236280
>invades his safe space
>passive aggressive XDDDDD LOL OMG XD

Typical, yawn
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Hello, im from sydney, burwood, does anyone want to schedule a date to play tennis with me?
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>>27236306
That depends, are you a dude
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>>27236326
Yes

Leps
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>>27236341
Ill play with you anon, but i next week, im going clubbing with my mates to get some sloots his week.
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Getting drunk alone in my room.

Newcastle reporting in.
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>>27236383
Fuarrrrrk brah. Let me join some time
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any UTS fags here?
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>>27236306
Let's talk about Chinese cartoons and become great friends
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>>27236400
Will do beoher. Next week. Been a hectic week partying and slaying sloots. Ive always been a party biy but ive never partied this hard before. Nearly crashed my dad's $600k Ferrari while deiving home
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>>27236414
Shit man when is it my turn? Dads got a M4 though. But i rarely grt to drive it.
>>27236410
Nah im not into cartoons bro, kind grew out of that phase. Good times though coming back from school and watching tv. Then my parents took me to private school and i neve had time. Sydney Grammar alumnus here.
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>>27234410
kill yourself then retard.
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>>27236410
Isnt that the gook who keeps making that sydney thread. What a sad cunt bro. As an asian myself living at burwood he embarrasses me
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>>27236447
My friends parents bought him a m4 gts, its like the track version of the m4, its fucking sick. Pretty good for a 22 year old, aye?
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Anyway do you wan to lay at old mpicmpark
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>>27236543
Its a bit far man, i live in do er heights, its a pretty boring place desu, i mean the ppl are nice and generous ut pretty boring you know? Ill show you the ferrari whn i get there
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Wagecuck reporting in
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>>27236555
Ehat about Virgin Active? They have an indoor tennis court, ots at the city. Its $100 individual one time entey so its not too expensive.
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Who else here /attentionwhore/?
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>>27236570
Im actually a memebr there. My friend personally knows the owner so i got a pretty good discount. I pay $4000 a year in gym fees. Thats like what? $80 a week for full access dor all facilities. I have a few gym memberships else where too but i dont always go to them and i let my cousin use it
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>>27236589
hello there, would you like me to buy you stuff online?
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>>27234410

nobody knows what they fucking want to do at 7

bite the god damned bullet and look at the world through some optimism
find something you like
there will be something, you just havent found it yet
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>>27236590
Thats fucking nice bro. Virgin a ti d my fa oirite gym. It keeps the rude customers away. Im thinking of opening a gym like thst. It brings a unique exeprience. He zyzz type gyms arent that popular anymore, people want wuality, not value
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>>27236610
Yea brah listen to us, just b yourelf bro :p. Nothing with being a normie bro, we have fun and live life to the fullest. Btw im the guy who wants ro open a gym
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>>27236608
Wanna buy me a pizza?
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>>27236611
Sick man may e i can be a partner? I got connections and well surely be big. People will ask howd it all start and ill ay on 4chan.com xD
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Got Ps but no one to celebrate with

Any grills in syd wanna go for a drive or something?
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>>27236670
Beo what car did your parent sbu y you after you ogt your Ps?
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>>27236687
They didnt buy me one, we just have 3 cars, two are my parents current cars and one was my mums old car.
Two hondas, one in the 3k price range the other 10-20k and a four wheel drive.
Im not that good with cars
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>>27236718
Damn fucking cheap cunts beo. When i got my Ps i said i wanted a 335i and they took me to the dealership to get one. Cmon man parents like these is why theres so many suffering on r9k. Parents should really love their kids mor, you know?
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>>27236730
Got a restored nsx aft r my Ps it was me hanically brand new everything right diwn to the chassis and all engine parts were restored and made using steonger compsoites. Your right about how this worlds evil is die t neglectifl parents
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How come its only us talking now, shit man i thought everyone was in on it. Fuck guess i better get back to my med school work, dad owns the private hospital
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>>27236633
Even better tell me your address and i'll personally deliver it to you
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>>27236631

i'm the bloke you replied to in agreeance
i'm not even that much of a normie
but sheesh, it's not hard to find something you like
even if it's full autismo
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>>27236215
You're never going to get a job putting in 20% of the effort in the interview. If you put so little effort into that employers will assume you're going to use even less effort when actually working.
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>>27236903
Then i stay on neetbux, duh. Niot everyone can be fucked working you know
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>>27236917
Then don't waste the interviewers time

Hand in shit resumes and find ways to avoid the interview at all like everybody else does
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>>27236922
>then dont waste the interviewers time

Holy shit mate. The interviewers time? Ill waste however i see fit. Grt off your high horse wanker.
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>>27236917

jesus fuck
you have a fucking shit attitude
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>>27236938
As a fellow neet. Ppl who wokr loves to judge us, just let them keep judging, it makes them feel validated. But i suggest you join the gym so theyll be more scared of yiu, funny how it works out. People are bullies by nature anom
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>>27236946
>>27236952

See whati mean. Join the gym and ppl eont bad mouth you irl
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>>27236952

who do you think pays for you to sit on your arse

tax money should go to people who can't work, not fuckwits who don't want to
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>>27236966
Well bro, maybe you should like petition to the prime minister or something, you know? Until they cut off my payment im pretty comfy living off $250 a week with govenrment housing
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>>27236965

if you think i don't badmouth people irl that are bigger than me, you're sorely mistaken
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>>27236952
I guess being a neet is logical for someone who failed year 7 English
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>>27236952
I mean I don't give a shit about NEETs, I talk to them everyday and basically hand them their money. I just know that I'd be severely unhappy if I was at home 24/7 and would probably off myself.
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>>27236980

dinguses like you are why the government wants to remove benefits for everybody, including those who actually need it
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>>27236983
Let me guess you know martial arts and you're dangerous, please save it. Ill keep collecting centrelink and encourage the other anon to do the same untilsomething happens, until they maybe you should talk to your local government or whoevers incharge. Idc desu
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>>27236994
Well il lsay it again, write a sob letter to mr. Abbott or something, dont give a fuck. And i sctually do need the miney, i need to buy food and drinks. Deal with it. Dint hate the playa hate the game.
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>>27234706
I'm a Perth cunt
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>>27233733
Why are there no cuebois wherever I go. I honestly just want some cute boipussy to fuck and then play vidya with.
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>>27236999

no
i just back my damned mouth up by not being a pussy and can throw a punch if i absolutely have to

also you're a leech and thus scum
I can understand being unemployed and all that shit if you're unemployable for legitimate reasons but just being a lazy cunt makes you scum
sorry (not really though)
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>>27236993
Dinno if yiure sying ppl on centeli k stays at home all day, i spend pretty ig, consider t h. Anyone who coops up i nthe hosue will be a sad cunt eo
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>tfw i think my friends are all together and no one invited me

i honestly think i'm an orbiter sometimes within my own group of friends.

fuck this. im going to sleep.
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>>27237019
Then write a letter to the boss, been colecting since i was allowed to cole t at 16 and been living comfortably since. If you wanna be a doctor thats your life champ.
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>>27237009

no, it's not "dont hate playa hate gaem xDD", it's that you and others like you are going to ruin a system that is implemented and utilised by people who actually need it
are you actually that self centred?
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>>27237023
You ok man? You seem drunk or something.
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>>27235002
fuck off ya drongo
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