>library just implemented a no-singles policy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE A NORMALFAG TO READ BOOKS NOW? DOING THIS TO THE CINEMA WAS ENOUGH ALREADY
you cant be serious. that makes zero sense.
this has gone too fucking far now
Too many robots fapping in the library. This is what you get.
You're lucky. I could just bring my mom or sister to the cinema to get past the no-singles policy, but at my cinema you're required to take a pre-cinema shower with the nasty off brand soap they have to ensure that the cinema remains clean.
>>27233005
>pre-cinema shower
I don't get this meme
>>27232946
>no-singles policy
this is a meme, right?
>>27233005
>forced to take a shower with your mom and sister to be done in time for the movie
>don't end up watching the movie when things take a turn for the kinky
>>27232946
No, that's retarded.
They need all the business they can get.
This troll is just a variant of the supposed no-singles policy for theaters.
>>27233040
libraries are non-profit.
>local grocery stores just got a no-singles policy
well robots, i guess i'm going to die now, it's been fun.
>>27233075
military just got a no singles policy how am i going to die now
>>27232946
What about single women?
>>27232946
libraries are full of lice and bed bugs anyway they're homeless daycare centers
EVEN THE SEWER IS NO SINGLES NOW
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27233180
True shit.
I found bedbugs in a book I rented from a city library.
get a kindle, I got one use on ebay for $15 and now it has thousands of books on it.
Super comfy to have unlimited reading.
>4chan no singles policy next month confirmed
>tfw bathroom is no singles
>tfw alone at home rn
>tfw hospital has a no singles policy
>>27232946
>city ordnance starting april will make all grocery stores couples only
HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO EAT
>>27232946
>public sidewalks in my city now have a no singles policy
FUCK
hell has a no singles policy.
im going to heaven whoopee
>>27232946
THIS IS OPPRESIVE AGINST SINGLE STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMYN! SPECIALLY MOMS!!1
>>27233005
>sister agreeds to go out with you
normie out
>>27233775
just steal, you silly
>>27233867
heaven had it far, far before hell
purgatory will have it soon
even my house has a no single policy not even shitting you
my parents/brothers/family constantly troll me because i'm single and ask me when i'm getting a gf
fuck this gay earth
fuck it all
This meme hurts me inside. For if it's true, there's absolutely no hope for me to ever become a functioning member of society
>>27233913
>implying single mothers count
Stop memeing you are pissing me off.
Single mothers in my state GET FUCKiNG PAID TO GO TO COLLEGE.
NO FUCKING DEBT, FREE HOUSING, FREE FOOD,
REE
> Earth just implemented a no singles policy
See you guys on Mars
>>27233936
wait if heaven, hell, and purgatory have a no singles policy where the fuck am i going to go when i die.
or do i live forever until i get laid.
>>27233944
>fuck this gay earth
found a video for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59cg62wqpY&list=PLonB1zQjNfVuysSAkpdBRVMZZFFd8RXXk&index=1
>>27233984
My neighbor is a single mother and the landlord gives her free rent because "it's the right thing to do."
>>27232946
>nike now has a no single buyers policy
> soon other shoe companies will follow suit
> K Swiss and FILA will have a monopoly on the single\robot market where i will have to pay $200 for previously $30 shoes
>i will be forced to pay premiums to look autistic
This isnt real life anymore kill me family
>>27234031
YOU FUCKING SEE?? EVEN WHEN WOMEN FUCK UP iN THE WORST WAY, IT ONlY GETS EASIER
F U C K I N G T I T T Y N I G G E R S
>>27234031
am I supposed to be proud to be a male or something? With hacks like these no one would want to be a man
>>27233292
But you dont have the glorious feeling of flipping pages
>>27234031
when a guy wants to have sex with a non hooker he spends 1000s of dollars/shekels/neetbux to woo a female in his direction. and even then she will probably cum first and then leave before the man gets off and he has to sad fap.
when a woman is horny she spreads her legs and watches the money come rolling in
thread is dead my friends
hey mods
>>27234012
you become zombie :^?
>>27233944
try threathing suicide
>>27233984
>>27234031
my hatred is so much i cannot express
>>27234031
She's fucking him to pay the rent dipshit
>>27232946
Want to know what's worse than that?
I just enrolled in a masters in philosophy with a minor in liberal arts and they made me suck a black man's penis and swallow his semen for my entry exam.
I'm not a /pol/tard or a racist bigot but I think this whole liberalism thing is getting out of hand
>>27233075
I literally kekked IRL and spewed vape out my mouth and nose all over my keyboard
