>planning to fap very soon
>hand is cold
>can't warm it up unless I stop browsing/posting on 4chan
Guess I'm not masturbating tonight.
dicks are warm. just warm up your hand with your erect penis u egg
>>27232275
Just stick your hand between your butt cheeks and fart.
>>27232296
But I don't like the cold feeling on my penis, it ruins my fantasies.
>>27232332
I just shat I'm not gassy.
OP here. I warmed up my hand in my ass and had a quick two minute fap. I came a lot but it was incredibly unsatisfying, barely felt an orgasm, and now I feel depressed.
>>27232673
sorry to hear it my man
>>27232693
I appreciate the sympathy my friend.
Very tired but think I might stay awake a while just to have another session, maybe I can right some historical wrongs.
>>27232719
mindset is key, you've gotta be engrossed in the fantasy
>>27232737
Truer words have never been spoken.
Gonna give it 15 or 20 minutes and see what I can do. Gotta think something related to armpit.
>>27232275
>>27232673
I don't know why but this is hilarious to me, it's such a sad turn of events.
>>27232771
Glad you enjoy my plights anon.
>tfw masturbated and put underwear back on
>tfw some cum is oozing out still, and causing my dickhole to stick to my undies
>tfw tip in chair and it rips off painfully
I can't catch a break.
>>27232863
Deent, I know that feeling.
Wet dreams and shit.
Cementing your dick to your clothes.
The cheeky cuss.
>>27232889
Ah, my friend once again. It's me, fellow duality guy.
How have you been?
>>27232900
I'm trying to get some girl to spill her fetishes to me in the most subtle way possible.
But she's being a tough cuss to crack.
>>27233039
Over text I assume?
What methods have you been trying?
>>27233054
Nothing too clever.
I'm gonna make a blunt pass soon.
>>27233071
I would just ask straight forward my friend. I hope you get an answer.
>>27233086
I'm taking suggestions.
>>27233150
Depends on how long you've known her and who she is of course, but I would say:
>This is a bit of a funny question, but I'm always curious to hear the answer because everybody is so different- do you have any weird fetishes? Or is it all just normal stuff?
Something like that, although I am probably not the best guy to ask for advice. This way it seems more of a joke/fun topic than an actual sexual advance.
Alright boys, I'm going to give my fap session another whirl. I've been awake for 30 hours but I am going to be satisfied before I sleep dammit.
I'm gettin warmed up boys, anyone else priming for a good fap?
>>27233645
i just finished fapping to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
>>27233426
are you on amphetamine my man? if so your fapping should be pretty satisfying
>>27233714
I've seen this video 5 times today, I've never seen Pup before in my life, but she keeps getting posted for some reason.
>>27233742
Nah, just fucked up sleep schedule.
Well boys, I'm happy to announce that nearly 2 hours after the creation of this thread, I have had a very satisfying orgasm, and came a lot once again all over the floor.
Pic related is the image I came to. It was wonderful, and I feel very happy and content.
>>27233798
>2 hours since the creation of this thread
im the first response. where is the time going
>>27233823
Kek, well my time went to good use anon. Thanks for sticking around.
>>27233742
Hey, can I ask you, are you the guy who fucks the trap in your picture? Can you post some more pictures and explain how you met? I remember you from another thread and you fascinated me.
>>27233849
no i just saved a few of his pics
another good one
original
>>27234093
>>27234139
Huh
These pictures are so odd. It fascinates me that he fucked that thing.
>>27234277
>>27234277
i dont think he fucked the last two pics. i think he was just dumping those to be epic
>>27232673
You should have just used your cold hand and pretended you were fucking a zombie.
>want to have my morning fap
>mum is off work sick and coughing in the next room
>Haven't felt horny in around a week.
I think it might be over. Depression has made it's final assault on the last thing I enjoy.
>>27236552
i dot depressed once and didn't masturbate for a month
>>27233849
>Hey, can I ask you, are you the guy who fucks the trap in your picture?
>trap
That's not a trap. It's barely even a note on the ground reading "don't move so I can shoot you".
>>27232275
Step 1: Turn on heating
Step 2: Place hand on radiator when it warms up
Step 3: Masturbate
>>27236745
IM GONNA TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YOU
