>tfw there's a spider in your room
>tfw your guy friends are scared of spiders as well and refuse to help
It's hopeless
i need gross period and poo stories now or this thread is worthless
>>27231578
>depends on men
>is with friends
>"I'm a fembot! I'm a fembot!"
This is the most subtle bait I've read in weeks. Congratulations.
I don't really have a problem with spiders unless they are Australian sized demon creatures
but bees or wasps? fuck that. I run.
>>27231650
I killed a wasp today. Shit was brutal and scary.
>>27231667
damn that sounds brutal and scary
>tfw we will always be nothing more but a wet hole
>tfw the world would collapse if it wasn't for men
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
>>27231667
they know your face now
be prepared anon, they're coming for you
>>27231682
100% not a guy writing this
>>27231612
why would you actually enjoy reading those types of stories?
>>27231667
Me too. I did it with my bare hand.
>>27231896
senpai senpai senpai i had to do it!
got your daily reminder right here homie
>>27231982
fair enough i will roll HERE WE GO AWWWW I CAME!
Alternatively
>tfw there's a spider that lives in my bathroom
>tfw bathroom wall is adjacent to the outside balcony
>tfw spider catches any bugs or whatever that try and creep in through the window
>tfw if I don't see a bug in its net for a while, I'll grab an ant from the garden and drop it in
Spider-chan is awesome. If you find a non venomous spider, just use a paper or something to move it to a windowsill.
that emotion when trying and make better fit however the breath run away
>>27231944
That's "sensei" to you.
>>27231982
Please keep doing this again
also give me anything except the stupid fucking loli
Spiders are cute. Fuck off faggot.
>>27232041
Good, but you're still a fag.
>>27231982
Give me the loli to spit >>27232084
>>27232084
THIS IS MY LIFE
THIS PROVES THAT CONTINUING TO LIVE IS A POINTLESS ENDEAVOR FOR ME
>>27232072
danish? is that really you?
>>27232108
FUCK! maybe next time...
>>27231578
>not letting him live in your room and capture and eat actual pests
>not letting him watch you play video games
get fucked
>>27232082
Ok senpai san kun chan nigga
>>27232072
Fucking what?
afgkj
>>27231982
calling 25 /thread i win.
>>27232084
he'll probably get banned again
>mid 20's
>in college because everyone says I should go to college
>taking whatever classes to pass the time
>don't know to major in or what to do after college
>too socially retarded for a job
>friends stop talking to me because I'm a loser
>former classmates that are my age are getting married and starting their own families and have good jobs and own a home
>at college, there are people younger than me that have accomplished a lot more than me
>feel like dropping out of college because it seems like a waste of time to me since I have nothing planned and I'm too dumb for anything that isn't middle-school level schoolwork
>turns out there are actual middleschoolers in college and they are doing better in their classes than I am with mine
>too ugly for orbiters
>pancake tits, no ass, short, buck teeth, no personality , no talent
>don't even keep up with current anime, shows, movies, or books
>just like listening to music and I can't even hang out with /mu/ friends because I'm a pleb who doesn't have over 5TB of music
>have trouble making online friends because once I get past introduction, people realize I'm a bore
>>27231982
give me a spidergirl
>>27231982
dasfghj,kl;'
>depressed, but have nothing to be rightfully sad about because my lack of life is entirely my fault
>can't open up about my feelings to anyone because they'll all remind me that it's all my fault why I feel sad and guilty all of the time
>occasionally imagine that something tragic happened in my life so I can finally feel justified in my depression
Fembots:
What do you think of this person? >>27228159
>>27232567
i want to hug you tBh
Fuck off normalshit roasties get out!!!!
>>27231982
Because why not
Teacherblox
>>27231982
rollllllbnhuo
>the probably almost got raped tonight
I work a shitty part time retail job in the tourist area of my city. This city celebrates st Patrick's day like crazy.
Normies from everywhere filling up all downtown to drink and fuck each other.
I had to park somewhere kind of shady and walk to work because even on a normal day there's barely any parking.
I got off close to 11pm and these two men were clearly following me.
When I got to my car I sat and watched then and they didn't get in a car and just stood around looking for a good few minutes before I drove away.
>>27231982
literally anything is perfect
>>27232567
You'd be surprised how much you can talk about when you're bored.
>>27232815
>tfw posting on phone in bed and mess up tfw
>in love with my best friend's boyfriend because he's my only male contact since I live with my best friend and her boyfriend visits often
I would never start an affair with him. I like to imagine what my life would be like if I dated him. I would like to imagine us being musicians and we perform at bars , cafes, and parties.
>>27232818
actually nvm I am disappointed with this answer
>>27231578
Just put a cup over it you fucking pussy.
Scoop it up you waste of oxygen.
And move it outside, toss it if you must you drain on society's resources.
>>27231578
>being scared of random spiders
unless it's a brown recluse or some shit there's no reason to kill it just because you don't like things with more than four legs, most of them are perfectly harmless and all of them want absolutely nothing to do with you. they can't eat you and they can't fuck you so they'll just steer clear. do the same and there will be no problems.
>>27231891
It makes women seem more human and relatable instead of just being a meme.
>he just won't leave me alone
>>27232567
when easy mode is too hard
>Tfw femanon gf wants to be pregnant
>I want her to be pregnant
>she wants me to shoot hot cum into her unprotected womb
>we can't afford to have a kid as we're just students
Life is unfair. Who else is going to guarantee the survival of the white race if not us? Why do all minorities get a pass to just go ahead and reproduce despite no financial foundations
>>27231982
pls bully me senpai
>>27232939
>she just won't leave us alone
>obsessed with perfect girls from Tumblr/cgl
>desperately wants to be like them and befriend them
>make up fantasies in my mind about our "friendship"
We would go do things like museum visits, opera, afternoon tea and picnics, while all dressed up in lolita/vintage or other fancy shit. I wish I am as beautiful and as confident as they are, but instead I'm a fat and ugly loser who sits on 4chan all day and make up imaginary friendship scenarios in my mind.
Pic related, Fanny Rosie will never notice me.
>>27232970
Because they're USED to being poor. Makes no difference to them being poor and having babies and staying poor. Control yourselves and you can become financially stable and THEN pop out kids. Such a higher quality of life. I know from experience.
My boyfriend is friends with some somewhat popular cosplayers and regularly does photoshoots for them. Some of these cosplayers are cosplay sluts and don't mind doing pictures like pic related. My boyfriend still takes slutty pictures of certain cosplayers. Nothing with nudity though. It bothers me, but he has been doing photos like this long before he met me. He only does them if the girl wants to and it's usually the girl's idea to take that kind of photo.
The most recent photo he done irked me the most though since it was a bath scene. 2 cosplayers were reenacting that bath scene from Jormungand where Koko is leaning over to kiss Jonah. Boyfriend told me that no one was actually naked for that photo. He told me that the girl was wearing nipple covers and they had swim trunks. It still really bothers me that he was in the same room with a girl that's almost naked . She also had big boobs so even with nipple covers my boyfriend had a good view at someone's tits that were bigger than my 34B cup.
>>27232200
>>27232123
What was it?
Brass Petals
>you're going to live together one day
>you're going to come home and cuddle and everything will be alright
>you're going to have a family with kids and cats and dogs
>you're not going to get cucked
How did I get so lucky?
>>27233025
I know, we're both aware of that and are willing to hold off on it, but in addition to wanting to start a family we both have serious fetishes for the process.
>basically just now talked her up to orgasm before she went to bed describing the process of how I'd fuck her 5 times a day for about 9 days straight, making sure not a drop leaked out, and how i'd suck on her clit after so she orgasmed more to pull it all intobher womb, before she went to bed
>didn't get off myself because I'm saving it so she can watch me shoot big ropes of cum in person
>>27232970
>femanon having kids
She probably has a terrible personality disorder or mental illnesses that will ruin the kid's upbringing.
Spiders are worth more then your worthless ass.
They eat the damn bugs that fly around.
Their webs can be used as bandages.
And they are a cute.
You and your boyfriend are inferior to a common fucking house spider.
>>27233110
I doubt it.
Her own parents were sort of a shit so she has a good reference on what not to do. Being a little self conscious wouldn't impair her motherly capabilities either.
>tfw dont know what is real and what isn't anymore
>spend my days in a dark room feeling like shit
>ocasionally get up and do some drawings
>tfw want a bf to feel shitty with
>but will never get it since I dont leave the house
>>27233095
I hope he breaks up with you
>>27231578
Leave the spider alone, it's doing no harm to you and it probably will do no harm to you
>>27231982
Rolling for the monster girl.
Here I go!
>>27232830
just keep your shit in check
if you're one of the few females decent enough to not be a cheating pos homewrecker then you'll find someone nice like you deserve
>>27233189
I'll be your bf if I get to sleep in your dark room. Sounds pretty cozy.
>>27233189
Sister why would you wish such bad feels upon me?
>>27232939
>he just won't leave me alone
who won't? is it me?
>>27231982
Christmas cake here I come.
>>27233191
>tfw monsterboy Chad is fucking her right now while I get bullied
>>27231578
Squash it you moron
>>27233189
>tfw Generalised Anxiety Disroder
>tfw can't do shit without having panic attacks
>Get really dizzy and feel like I'm strating to lose grip on reality
>Can't get shit out of my head and just want to hide away from everything bad so that it goes away
>know that it won't go away because that gut feeling of impending doom will always be there
I still work but I take too many days off because of the feeling of being trapped. I feel ya though.
What's a shameful thing you done?
I got invited to a pool party by some friends. A guy I like was there. I went to change clothes in a bathroom after he did and I noticed that he left his clothes in the bathroom. I found his underwear and rubbed it against my crotch then I panicked a bit because I thought I could get pregnant if he had semen stains on the underwear so I stopped.
>tfw still haven't found the one yet
one day I'll find someone who'll appreciate me for me
>>27233264
You have mental issues. They are probably genetic. Don't have kids.
>>27233106
>didn't get off myself because I'm saving it so she can watch me shoot big ropes of cum in person
you're a saint. no, a god. i wish my fucktoyboy would do that shit, his loads are so weak and tiny. i want it to be actually difficult to swallow it all, with a few spurts left over to cover my face and tits.
>>27233273
People are always telling me that women are just as smart as men. But then I always see shit like this. You should see the only girl in my assembly language class, she is clueless and she will fail. So I don't know what to believe, I think only the most exceptional women make it, most don't.
>>27233298
Don't really plan to because I don't think I could handle having my own kids anyway. I'm definitely trying to work through them through therapy and medication but some of the new meds I'm on are causing some shitty side effects.
>>27233288
I appreciate your dubs, I can tell you that much.
>>27231982
Give me tomboy sempai, sempai.
>>27233288
I'm still holding out as well but I haven't found someone I get along that well with for about 5 years.
>>27232567
>pancake tits, no ass, short
Plus, plus, plus.
>buck teeth
Five hundred minuses.
>>27233330
I don't know, I read posts like yours and... let me put it this way. I am nothing, not worth anything to anybody. But when I see posts like yours, I realize how much further ahead in life I am than some people. At the very least I am confident in my mental health and abilities. I see people in like Rose threads, and I don't think rationally that there is much hope for some of those people.
>tfw you finally had sex with your daddy
>>27233313
He is a god desu.
>>27231982
Tomboy is perfection
>>27233415
Everyone life is there own personal struggle. I wouldn't say I'm happy about what my mental issues are but at least I know some strategies to deal with them. To me I'm not going to let this shit hold me back because I think I'm better than it. The choice I've made is to not sit around and dwell in it because in effect it only makes me feel worse. I don't know what my chances are at a relationship but it's not going to stop me trying. I mean if I stop trying theres a 0% chance of anything good happeneing whereas if I do try, even if I fail theres a chance of getting what I want.
>>27233438
Epic
>>27233106
Reminder that the older you are when having kids, the more likely they are to have physiological and neurological disorders.
>>27231982
Office boss please. Let the rolling begin
>>27233456
Tell me a little more about him.
>tfw no beta orbiter that gives me money just because I exist
>>27231982
Rolling for any bloxbloxbloooxxx
>>27233015
How fat?
Rich dudes pay for girls to doll up all the time.
>tfw you find out that your potential bf has never had a gf
>tfw lose interest instantly
>>27233313
Well there's actually a limit to it, probably a day or two so having gone like 5 without cumming is probably a bit overkill . Still, I hope she likes how much I spray. Normally I finish inside of her but apparently she wants to be able to see it this time. It's interesting.
Sex feels way better than msturbating anways. Sometimes it's hard not to but overall I don't miss it when she tells me not to. If he can't abstain he probably needs to get better at edging during penetration or maybe he is just addicted to porn. Beyond that, different guys have different average loaf size potentials
>>27233157
They also drop on you from the ceiling and crawl up your ass when you're taking a shit. They deserve death.
>>27233488He's perfect and gentle and sweet but at the same time knows what he wants and is insatiable. We can fuck half a dozen times a day. He puts my pleasure before his. He gets all the right spots and is the first person to ever give me a penetrative orgasm. Sometimes we go for so long that our faces start getting numb. He looks like a fucking God to boot, but at the same time so innocent and sleepy and comfy. I love him so much tbqh.
I should be sleeping.
>>27231982
R O L L I N G
O
L
L
>>27233546
I'm Jelly. Where did you guys meet?
>>27232939
Ever try to become what he hates? Like, get into guns if it's a hardcore liberal dude? I wonder if that works.
>>27233589
told a guy was into cuckolding once so that he'd leave me alone and after being super upset for a day he went back to orbiting me.
>>27232567
You literally posted no negatives unless you really are ugly like with a five head or big head in general or thick limbs/waist.
>>27233569
She should be asleep now but, we met here for the purpose of casual conversation and happened to be close. Something like she liked a green text story of mine.
>>27233608
Neat. I'm keeping hopefull to meet someone as sarcastic as me to go through life with but I'm struggling. Glad to see you two working out!
>>27233604
That sounds absolutely aggravating.
>>27233519
How old are you?
-- original
>he's aw virgin
Got an IUD last month. Been on my period since March 8. What the fuck. At least it's light?
>>27231982
CC plz, senpai notice me
>>27233631
I feel like it's a huge fluke we met like this since most guys and girls I'd spoken with before her were kind of pieces of shit, more the guys. She had a similar experience. Basically I would be very careful about trying to replicate our special case, most of the guys here, at least post PUAHATE shutdown and with all the soc and reddit crossover... not pleasant at all and liable to fuck you over.
Good luck finding someone in any case.
>he's not aw virgin
>>27233695I'm an original guy
Is there any girls here who are shut-ins and barely leave the house?
Do any of you want to talk through email?
>>27233736
Oh? Did you swap out with the person who's toy boy whatever had the small loads mid comment chain or are you a gaybot? In either case my advice is similar, assuming you're not one of the shit heads I mentioned, it's a good part luck. Don't be too thirsty and establish commonality and a real prospect of actually being able to meet the person before you get too romantically eager.
>>27233758
I work from home and only go out to do things like get groceries. I can't drive, 27 years old. If you post your email I'll talk to you.
>>27233863
U sound fat and old
No thx
>>27233516
>Implying it's the rich dudes I'm after
Even so, I will be too self conscious to approach my waifus because they'll never associate with a whore
>>27233678
I tried to go back on the pill after years of not taking it and it just gave me a non stop period for weeks. I stopped taking it and just gave up, I was gonna try getting an IUD as an alternative but if it's giving you the same issue I don't know... If I ever start having sex again I'm just gonna ask the doctor, maybe you should do that too.
I don't mind killing spiders and whatever else, but if I get their guts and blood on me I have to wash my hands like 5 times
>>27233819
I'm a different dude all together. I hate the feeling of it being forced so I want it to happen naturally in terms of becoming frineds and growing an attraction between each other. It's hard desu
>>27233893
>. If I ever start having sex again
>again
"Fembots" everyone, getting sex just for existing.
>>27233885
I wasn't going to fuck you, so I hardly see why that matters. If you want a girlfriend, say that in your post.
>>27233923
Leave me alone fatty,
>>27233893
It's normal to bleed for a long time for the first 2-3 months of Mirena IUD. Spotting in between, too. After that, periods are reduced from somewhere around 90-100%. My doc says my periods will probably stop entirely within six months. Considering it lasts seven years, I'm willing to tolerate some hiccups at first.
>>27233923
Looks like we got a hippo in heat, can you say T H I R S T Y? Jeez, get off that poor guy's dick before you crush him under your whale blubber.
>>27231578
I remember a huge spider lurking in my clothes.
I noticed suddenly how the armpit part of my pullover is brown instead of black while putting it on and after standing there motionless for 1 second I actually noticed whats going on.
Threw the pullover down, grabbed the flysmack and that thing ran away like a lightning.
I got it tho and smashed it to bits.
Man up you pussy.
>>27233923
>I wasn't going to fuck you
And you expect people to listen to your complaining and bullshit problems? Get fucked you privileged cow.
>>27231982
Rollllllllll the dice
there are no fembots
just whores craving attention in threads like this
fuck off and die
>>27234002
>>27233996
>>27233940
fyi, you should try /soc/, it'll fit you better if you just want to wet your dick. I don't really understand your picture choices, either.
>>27233015
>implying 3D can ever be perfect
>>27234044
Go away hippo.
>>27233863
What [totally original and unmuteable] field do you work in?
>>27234089
Prostitution.
Famalama
>>27234073
No picture this time?
>>27234089
Legal field.
>>27234044
None of the replies you've gotten so far have been from me, the original guy who made that post.
I actually meant to delete the email part before posting. I wanted an online relationship with some shut-in girl, where we could talk and send naked pictures. I just don't think I have the motivation though.
>>27234044
NO, I'm not gonna fuck you. Christ, I can smell your slit from here, it's like I'm in a Sri Lankan salmon sweat shop. Take a fucking shower, you stinky slut.
>>27234113
Oh, playing the it wasn't me tactic.
>>27233888
I meant using the guy to get some duds.
The majority of girls into cgl are already whores, or underage, so there's that going for you.
>>27233863
hello
i will talk to you
im a 22 year old khv
[email protected]
my throwaway.
>>27234073
>>27234002
>>27233996
>>27233940
>>27233885
She's not going to deny being fat just stop orbiting and fuck off already.
>>27234155
She litrelly had to do one thing, and that was not get fat and she failed at such a simplistic task.
>>27234124
I do actually need a shower, thank you for reminding me.
>>27234113
I believe you, but I was just rolling with it.
>>27234154
I'll email you.
>>27234155
Nice birb.
I've been so tired the last couple days. I just got a second job and doing both has been kind of kicking my ass. I am hoping that I will adjust to it soon though.
>>27234186
>I'll email you.
does it matter if I'm not 6ft or have a job or a 7 inch dick?
>>27234186
Whats it like being a chick???
Do you own a cat?
Why no drivers license?
>>27234216
I already said I'm not looking for sex, so you could have a micropeen and be 3 feet tall for all I care. Might even make you more interesting.
>>27234218
It's okay, I've heard men's testicles are always itchy so it's better in that I don't need to constantly scratch my genitals. Used to own a cat, pic related. I've had seizures and I suck at driving, so no car for me.
>>27231982
Time to roll
Also I had a dream abotu a spider last night, it was the size of my hands and pretty friendly, only bit me once but it was not too painfull. It was some kind of a water spider so I had to pour water on it every now and then as it chilled on my hand
>>27234293
Noice cat
Why the seizures?
What do you do from home and how can i do it too?
Why a virgin if you dont mind my asking?
for the younglings wanting to talk with a female who doesnt view them as a male
dont
i know you are desperate and friends and blablabla
your already low selfesteem will only sink lower
>>27234368
>your already low selfesteem will only sink lower
why
>>27234343
Seizures were due to a side effect of medication, and I haven't had one since. The medication was meant to handle tremors I'd developed as a side effect of Adderall.
I research insurance claims via social media. If you can read over 700 WPM with at least 80% retention you can do it too, I guess. You also have to have a high tolerance for boredom.
>>27234368
Most of the khv guys I've talked to on here have gone on to get girlfriends. I don't think conversing with me negatively affects people.
>>27231578
I love spiders. They eat mosquitoes and never harm me.
>>27234396
>Most of the khv guys I've talked to on here have gone on to get girlfriends.
they weren't real robots fatty, you were talking to /soc/ whores
>>27234396
Damn seems rough both the seizures and the job
Never mind ill stick to my maintenance/security job ay least riding around on a 4 wheeler all day and night is fun
>>27231982
rolling
Hopefully knight or /fit/
if dubs then picrelated
>>27231982
dasfdasf
>>27234431
I enjoy it, but I've spent nights reading through 20,000+ tweets about pop stars, can be a pain. Your job sounds much more interesting, you ever see any neat wildlife while working?
>>27234490
Foxes most of the time,skunks,fish and hobos
My co workers have seen moose and deer
The twitter part sounds like hell
The worst part is ice and snow at least i get a good work out and breaking shit with a pick ax is fun
>>27234552
I've only ever seen a fox once, so that's pretty impressive to me. Your job sounds very cozy, anon.
>>27231982
rollanz trollanz originollanz
>>27234595
It can be very cozy on easy days on blizzards it can be very tiring
I am basically the cool strong weirdo at work
Always invited out but would rather stay at home drinking and watching chinese cartoons
>>27233407
>Men ignore literally every single line of text except the one that describes her appearance
>>27234659
>men will read and respond to all that inane, unoriginal greentext just because they think a woman typed it
>>27231982
let's try my luck :^)
>>27231982
monstergirl pls
>>27231982
Rolling for 80
>>27234723
Literally disgusting fuck this shit.
>bf keeps sharing stories depicting how great he is with kids
>telling me he thinks I'd make a good mother
>dropping hints about marriage
>mfw
>>27233174
>Her own parents were sort of a shit
This only supports his case
>>27231982
Tomboy posi plz
>date a non-Chad
>still get cheated on
You see this shit?
There is NO reason to choose a malebot over a Chad
>>27234745
>modern women
disgusting whore, fuck off and die retard
>waa waa dude wants a family
>>27234799
You didn't date the right type of non-chad.
I would never cheat on my hypothetical girlfriend, I don't understand how it is so difficult for so many people not to cheat.
>>27231982
Rolly trolly
>>27231982
This board is turning into /B/. Roll.
>>27234799
>implying I have any friends that are girls
>implying my degree has more than 2 girls per class of 40
>>27234822
We are 19 year old college students and have only been together for a year you sour faggot.
>>27232679
I feel exactly the same anon
>tfw been depressed and anxious hiki since 16, now 22
>suicidal
>can't find work even though my competition is fat neckbeard autists
>only friends are on steam
>boyfriend only comes over once a week, sometimes not even that
>>27234940
Fuck you got me good job I raged for half a second.
>>27231982
I'll give it a whirl
>>27231578
>bf wants to put it in my butt
>try to put dildo in butt
>hurts for days
>his dick is even bigger
>he went to a sex shop and bought four cock rings going back to the store before one fit him
Am I going to die?
>>27234940
>MUH DEPRESSION MUH ANXIETY XDDDDD CHAD ONLY FUCKS ME ONCE A WEEK XDDDD
Fuck off with this bullshit you stupid roastie whore, I've been hikki since 16 and never had a bf because no one would want a psychotic gf, most guys would run because of the bad connotation psychosis has to it. Yet stupid roasties like you are talking about mental illness and depression while having a bf and friends FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF AND DIE
>>27235012
just...for the love of......just dont do it......unless ur into pain.....whatever
>>27231578
>>27235068
But I need to service and please him
>>27235209
k, but your butt, think about ur butt!!!
not worth it imo, plus many people say anal isnt that great for either person, i hear it feels like sand paper for guy
>>27231578
>Fembot Feels
My crotch is itchy and its driving me crazy.
>>27235209
>But I need to service and please him
Maleanon detected.
>>27235408
Buttmad roastie detected
bl0x
testas dasd a
>tfw there's a spider in your room
>tfw it's because he is your pet and you love him
checkmate OP
>>27233546
im glad
>>27233488
asked you to talk about him cos now i'm all warm and fuzzy that you found someone so wonderful here. also
>innocent and sleepy and comfy looking guys
jesus lord yes. boytoy is that way, his hair is all fluffy like a dandylion and he has sleepy eyes with long fluttery lashes, but his bone structure is amazing and he's super tall. his hands are probably my favorite part of him, so long and thin.
>>27234206
restful sleeps to you, anon-chan. fatigue is the worst part of any anything. i start hearing voices if i don't get 12+ hours of sleep. congrats on prying yourself from neetdom.sometimes i deprive myself for fun because the voices are hardly scary and it takes away some loneliness
>>27231982
ok. original pls no bully
>>27235713
BLS POAST SPIDER
>>27236020
He's called Howard
>>27236088
i love and want to kiss him
HOWARD IS A GOOD BOY
so who here /acidcasualty/?
>>27236137
He really is a good boy.
>>27232567
r u me?????
can we be boring pals that talk about music togetherim srs pls
>>27231982
Rolling fehwhdhdhe
>>27231982
yannick
>>27231578
Kek, I actively caught a mouse in my room not two days ago. I trapped him in my room and used scare tactics to draw him out, then I sprayed him with some drywall adhesive I had laying around until he was stuck to himself and couldn't run or breath. He probably inhailed the stuff and had his lungs stick together, probably got some in his eyes too. At boyscout camp we would catch wolf spiders and have them fight each other. I once fed a mouse to a rat and tried to feed the other mouse to snakes. The rat tore apart the mouse as it tried to get away, it ate on its intestines as it used its forelegs to drag it's self.
>>27235713
>>27236088
>>27236196
Do you ever not attention whore and show off your shitty pet? you fat whore.
>>27236196
I believe it, I do!!!
>>27236387
I know you're just tryna get a rise, but you can shush your hush. I asked to see it. You're just mad because you're not currently feeling the gentle fuzzscuttle of a loving arachnid companion.
Why are femanons so fat and smelly? Genuinely curious.
>>27236377
you dont deserve those dubs. or sunlight. or air.
why do you do things like that? can't you imagine what it'd be like to experience something like that? if you don't believe in karma at all, don't you at least know that that's fucked up?
>>27236487
Femanons get wet for that bullshit because they're brainfucked idiots who think torturing animals = le sexy edgelord
>>27231982
rolling tbqh
>>27231982
Rollarino dingo
>>27231982
Rolland
Originality comment witg lots of content
>>27236465
Don't worry about that guy, shitposters gonna shitpost. I'm really glad you enjoyed the tarantula, I really love having him.
>>27236509
You genuinely believe that?...Or you've met a girl that likes that? Certain girls are into mountainman types who hunt and kill relatively humanely. But in all the shit I've seen, girls who think animal torturers are hot is not included. Certain psychopathic traits are hot but not that.
>>27231982
Gee, I hope its someone nice
>>27236550
Mhm mhm. And I'm really glad you posted him! I've only been around one a few times. There's this place in the city that has a bunch of insects and they have a very friendly tarantula that they let you hold. They're so light~
>>27236778
I guess I should have said my city? But I don't live in the city.
anyways. sage cos dumb
>>27231982
yseuynx
>>27231982
A lonely fox rolls
>>27231982
Enteric
>>27231578
>It's okay for men to show emotions and talk about vulnerabilities
>be a man, play your role, so get rid of that spider like you're supposed to.
Fruits Basket OP image...good...really glad to see that =w=
>>27231982
ROLANDO
ORIGINALIS COMENTARIO
>>27236973
I didn't expect to find other fruits basket viewers on /r9k/
I don't know why so many people are scared of spiders, what are they afraid of?
>mfw catching huntsman spiders and putting them in bags, shoes, and down people's shirts
>>27231982
i hate my life
it speaks volumes about this board that this comment was not original
>>27233015
>Fanny Rosie
more like fanny roastie.
>>27235874
Thanks for the good vibes. I'm only working 1 job today so I am hoping that will let me rest up enough, because next week I am mostly working 12+ hour days..Good luck with your voices. Hopefully you can find someone to make you feel less lonely.
>>27234206
>>27235874
>>27237540
You're both dumb useless whores and if you killed yourselves absolutely nothing in the world would be remotely affected
>>27237561
you woke up to a facebook notification that your oneitis is in a relationship, huh? it's okay. we're here for you.
>>27237658
I don't use jewbook, good to see what the typical female retard mind immediately jumps to though
you could've just made this a feels thread considering everyone is afraid of spiders but instead you had to draw attention to yourself and add unnecessary info
>>27237540
Np. Whatever goal you're working towards, you deserve it for all your hard work. I hope there are some enjoyable aspects you can find in each job so it doesn't have to feel too tedious.and thank you, but the voices aren't all that bad really. i do wish some of the paranoia/delusions would sod off because those are constantly on my mind. either way, your well wishes mean a lot.
>>27231982
loli pls. senpai
>>27237674
Yeah, I guess I'm just thinking about all the pictures of my never-to-be I have to scroll past because of mutual friends. I was projecting, sorry. It'd probably do me good to get rid of mine, I never do anything but browse other people's stuff anyways.
>>27231982
give me a reason to live pls
>>27237704
I really, truly hate the females in this country
>>27231578
I'm fucking terrified of spiders but I still killed off a few for myex.
I hate those monstrous cthulian little shits. Any decent human has a natural revulsion towards them.
Really, more than 4 legs is just being greedy.
>>27234745
>everyone who tells people they'd make bad parents is some kind of anti-natalist
Fuck you
>>27237749
How d'you know what country I'm from m8?
>>27237767
>Really, more than 4 legs is just being greedy.
kek
>>27231982
Fuck this thread, ROLLING
>>27233479
not that dude but hey, at least you've got a decent attitude
>>27231982
Rolling fampie
OREGANO
>>27237767
>Really, more than 4 legs is just being greedy.
would you say spiders were in fact... jews?
>>27238150
Nah. You're thinking of millipedes.
>>27231982
>http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
Roll for/fit/
Do i have a higher chance of fucking a fembot if i am built as fuck and not a little faggy degenerate robot?
>>27238266
there was a femanon who posted her timestamped pussy yesterday and made fun of /fit/ guys and liked skinnyfat instead
Any fembots into incest?
I really want to have a threesome with you and our daughter desu
>>27238266
No, you have better chance of fucking a fembot if you go out and actually talk to them. Hit them up on the slut app, call them a slut and they'll be dtf.
>>27238266
The most important part in this post is
>not
>degenerate
Sorry, you can't get it in boy. Fembots are all extreme perverts in one way or another. If you can't live up to their increasingly severe sorts of play, most of which involving fucking your ass or otherwise abusing you (maybe not all the time, but in shifts) you won't be able to keep their interests.
Also they can tell you're just some normalfag who wants to get laid. Thirst.
>>27233885
>>27233940
>>27233996
>>27234002
>>27234073
>>27234124
top laugh friend, you made my day a bit better calling the roastie out
>>27238371
>abusing you
tfw a fembot will never abuse me and destroy my psyche
>>27238266
personally i like skinny. skinnyfat is okay but just plain skinny is the best. very pronounced collar and hip bones, legs thin enough that most jeans dont fit just right, bony hands. the twinkier the better honestly. the second guy is even a bit muscley for my taste but i was trying to find good examples of good hip bones.
also >>27238371 is right and people will be able to tell if you only want to fuck. thats fine if thats all they want too but otherwise you're not gonna have a lot of luck
>>27231982
Rollbowl
>>27238560
>Women knowing what they like
L O L
>>27231982
I'm rollin harder than limp bizkit
>>27231982
Rolling for the things I roll for