I'm in bed with a drunk girl. I'm a virgin. What do?
Tell her she's really pretty tonight. Then ask her if you can kiss her.
breathe into her ear
>>27231541
yeah basically this. Kiss her and maybe fondle her breasts but do not for the LOVE OF GOD fuck her please bro its seriously not worth it. Get her number too
Bring out the eggs.
blow job.
everyone knows blow jobs aren't rape. She won't wake up and claim rape because drunk consent is not consent or some shit like that.
>>27231523
Take a pic and post
>>27231523
wait till she falls asleep then fap and cum in her ear
>>27231523
no you are not
>SAGE
>>27231523
Sphincter muscles relax while you're asleep.
You could probably slip it in her butt if you wanted, depending on how drunk she is
>>27231523
>in bed w a girl
>girl is drunk
>doesnt know what to do
Fucking unbelievable. Start feeling her up - if no reciprocation/positive response-stop. Its that fucking simple...
>>27231523
you better get your ass out of there and wipe all your fingerprints because youre about to get sued for rape
>>27231523
Film yourself sexually assaulting her so you can black mail her into not reporting it.
>>27231523
Nothing, unless you want to get charged with rape.
