>was gonna kill myself tomorrow
>find out Bernie Sanders is hosting a rally in my city on Sunday
>want to piss Bernie Sanders supporters and normies off instead
Well, before I do actually kill myself (if at all) I want to piss some normies off. I'm gonna bring a sign or something since the news will inevitably be there and I'll stand behind Bernie and hold it up.
What should I put on the sign that would piss off normies/Sanders' supporters the most?
He'll be in Spokane, so locals will want to watch KXLY or KHQ at 11:00pm (rally is at 6:00pm so it won't hit the 5 o' clock news obviously). Everyone else will have to wait until it hits the internet.
I'll make sure /r9k/ gets put on the sign somewhere.
This is a dumb idea, don't bother. Starting trouble just makes the public side with the person you're starting trouble for
See attempts to protest Trump, Anita, etc.
>>27230670
This.
You're better off dressing in Bernie/Hillary gear and pulling some wild stuff at a Trump event. False flag it. No violence.
>>27230622
Sandy Hook was an inside job
>>27230765
I wouldn't be surprised
put this on the sign
>>27230670
>>27230725
Goddamn you fags why do you have to piss on everything? Sadman here doesn't want to engage in your gay ass little political maneuverings, he wants to do something that peaple'll remember before he shakes of his mrotal coil.
OP, don't overthink it. If it comes from the heart then that's all that matters.
>>27230622
Do it, he's already going to lose lmfao
>>27230843
>irl trolling
>from the heart
lel
Kill yourself in the name of Sanders. Give him the "cult-following" aesthetic.
If you're going to kill yourself anyways, pull a stunt that will end up with the secret service killing you. That will really shake things up.
>>27230622
>(if at all)
Found the normie.
>>27230622
>He'll be in Spokane
Haha, what the fuck? I live a couple hours from Spokane. Do you know if he's heading to Seattle, because he might go through my town.
Also, Eastern Washington is conservative as fuck, why would Bernmeme go to Spokane?
add some new downie sanders supporters to the memedex so carl and skrillex will have some friends to jerk off with
"Child love is not a crime!"
>>27230622
I live in Spokane too. No wonder those Sanders supporters have been calling my cell phone 3 times a day for the past week
BETA UPRISING NOW
CHRIS HARPER MERCER WAS A HERO
Then draw a couple pepes or something
>>27230622
Not offing yourself at a televised Bernie event.
If you mention us you'll make us look bad. Please pretend to be some type of radical leftist. Like pretend to do it because Hillary is winning.
k-kill yourself at the rally? pls. be an hero.
>>27231145
>implying we don't look bad already
Rush the stage with a toy gun the secret service will take you out
Very simple. Fly the nazi Germany flag. People love pointing the Hitler finger at Trump, but it's Sanders who is the socialist.
get a picture of monica lewinsky
and a picture of hillary clinton.
cut a whole in lewinskis mouth.
stick you dick through it.
If it's crowded and you have to hold the sign above your head do it with a dildo.
Then write something about how she couldn't even manage her marriage how is she gonna manage america.
Kill yourself at the rally.
"pedophiles for bernie sanders"
>>27230622
>>27230725
Seconded, false flagging is the way to go. Be the most god awful bernie cuck that you can be
>>27230622
Going to the Vancouver rally on Sunday
Stay mad
>>27230622
OP, why not just an hero at the rally? You can tie a noose to a catwalk above sanders and drop down once he's in the middle of a speech
Kill Sanders then yourself while wearing a Clinton 2016 t-shirt. You will definitely be remembered by starting a civil war.
