>tfw turning 30 in 1 hour
Time sure does fly.
How do you feel about it?
Which spell are you going to use first?
>>27230602
A little somber but otherwise pretty indifferent.
>>27230612
Summon '20lbs of pussy and ass'
>>27230584
Happy bday oldfag
Give me 1 tip to survive my twenties
share with us your knowledge senpai. we'd be interested to hear anything you feel like talking about.
Welcome to the circle of magi.
I turn 19 in October and am studying engineering at a pretty ok university. Do you have any advice for me?
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>>27230584
OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU
Please cast "explosion".
>>27231242
You can start by fucking off, you literal child.
>>27230612
>>27230960
Who said I was a virgin?
>>27230846
Work hard and make money.
>>27230915
I have nothing interesting anecdotes.
>>27230960
Thanks senpai.
>>27231242
Keep at it.
>>27231693
Thanks.
>>27231749
pls
>>27231242
Go home riley
stop skipping school
>>27230584
When you're a faggot
>>27230584
HBD FOR YOU ANON!
things actually get better, hang in there you beautiful autist!
You and me both, anon.
I think I'm going to finally blow my brains out tomorrow. My career failed, I'm back living with my mom and working at a call center, she's a drunk who hates her life and has nothing but contempt for me. And she's the only reason I haven't done it yet, desu. I'm a virgin of course; never so much as held a girl's hand. My body is falling apart already. And robots are the only people I can talk to.
Spent the last hour of my 20s writing down addresses for all the gun stores in town. I think tomorrow I'm going to buy a .45 or a .357 magnum and a box of hollowpoints, drive somewhere peaceful out in nature, and shoot myself in the head. Maybe I'll buy some alcohol, too. I've never been drunk before; maybe that will make it easier.
>>27232960
If you don't mind, can you share why your career failed?
happy birthday anon
>and many moooore
