Why haven't you bought that onahoIe yet?
I don't want them delivering boxes to my house when I'm not home just for someone to steal it and know what it is, also don't want it shipped to work to avoid questions
>>27230545
Where do you live where you have to worry about people stealing your mail?
Oh but I have anon
>tfw buying another onahole next week
who /lostallhope/ here?
>>27230545
1. use amazon locker
2. move somewhere less shitty
>>27230567
how is the witch? Been thinking about getting it
>>27230590
How big is your peni?
>>27230563
The world
I actually probably don't have to worry since all my neighbors are old people anyway but I also work from 1:30pm to 10pm and that's a long time for my stuff to be outside potentially
>>27230524
I was. Homeless now though.
>>27230524
What is a onahole? Why should I buy one?
>>27230607
approx 6.6 inches
>>27230567
kek, where is that a speaker? I probably shouldn't laugh, I keep my fleshlights in my ps3 box.
Already have, past few years.
New VR+porn and busty ai-chan been pretty sweet experience.
>>27230628
A penetrable sex toy
>>27230645
Very important that last tenth of an inch
>>27230645
We're one in the same
I've only used it about 3 times now so I'll have sex it right now and report back to you with a fresh review
>>27230524
I will get one as soon as I start living alone.
>>27230690
I wish all anons were as dedicated as you. Godspeed
Tfw I live alone and can keep my sex toys out in the open with no worry of people stumbling across them.
Because I live with family.
They already found my trap clothes, I don't need to make the situation worse by buying silicone loli hips.
>>27230524
Anon, are you a pedophile? That anime girl looks pretty young.
>>27230678
Let me guess, you're 6.5" , kek?
It's why whenever someone asks for my length, I just say 18.5cm, it cause much less drama than saying 7.3".
>>27230716
anime isn't real life, anon
Because if I died my family would find it and they'd think I was an pedo :{
>>27230798
>>27230714
Do your parents actually go int your rooms and rummage around? that's terrible
>>27230814
It was my own fault for hiding the clothes in a bag, mum was packing my clothes for a holiday and she checked inside that particular bag. I'm just glad she didn't make a huge fuss over it and disown me, just said she didn't approve.
>>27230714
>They already found my trap clothes
story time
>>27230716
Well, not OP, but I am. But it's mostly because I have a 4" long, about 3.5" in circumference. Loli onaholes can be made super tight, even for me.
>>27230798
Oh well.
Please give me a recommendation.
>>27230875
Tell me what kid of hole you want and I'll make you a recommendation
>>27230798
How does a fleshlight make your a pedo
>>27230772
I wasn't judging. Who the hell even manufactures those anyway? Will the chinese factories make literally anything?
>>27230901
The Japanese have perfected the art of male masturbation products.
>>27230857
There is no story.
I bought some girl's underwear and leggings to wear with while fapping to 2d traps because I'm a degenerate.
Then >>27230850
That's it. I just put them inside my 4th edition DnD box instead now, because who the fuck would look there.
>>27230563
What kind of sheltered ass question is that.
>>27230702
You know anon I really dont get this hole at all
Like I just dont understand how im supposed to operate it
I cant tell if its for tiny dicks or big dicks but if you got a dick like mine I think you might just should pass it up
Im not finished yet but midjerk review
The tip of your dick bobs in and out so much in the "vacuum" chamber and its not a small little either its a very empowering transition
If you dont suck all the air out its like the end is just air but if you do it very tightly hugs onto the head of your dick
It feels a lot like the lilith but the end just makes it so that you can only put in like 4 inches of cock
I like the vacuum chamber in the lilith better because i can actually go into it comfortably
Bad review, I know, but I'm gonna go a little deeper and see if I can find a gold spot in it
But as far as I'm feeling right now I can say that a lilith is the superior hole for 6.5"
Brb for more
>>27230524
Waiting to get my own place. I'll also have to get my gf a vibrator so that she doesn't feel jealousy towards an inanimate object
>>27231000
fuck off normalfag, this thread isn't for you
I'm more interested in the butt stuff, but I'd want to get one of the expensive gizmos that cost a few hundred dollars.
Ever since I came off an anti-depressant I've had terrible premature ejaculation and can't enjoy masturbation. I was into anal stuff before but now it seems like an actual thing I'll need to do to enjoy it again.
Fucking awful.
>>27230628
>What is a onahole?
You don't belong here and for your own benefit you should leave.
>>27230995
This is illiterate as fuck
My bad
>>27231003
Fuck off normie, you don't know the hardships of trying to be a degenerate and maintain a relationship with a vanilla girl at the same time.
>>27230895
tight hole of hips and ass but it has a vagina too, puffy vulva. small cheap please so I can hide it and not worry about my roommates accidentally finding it
>>27231046
>using the world normie
>being in a relationship
Just leave
![1_1444371867_m_aRqkF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wCjLQwy.jpg "1_1444371867_m_aRqkF[1].jpg")
Anyone here have this?
I was thinking of getting it as my first but haven't been able to find any reviews on it.
>>27231050
You are asking for to much. You can get a hole with hips and 2 holes, but it's going to be bigger and it won't be cheap. You can also get a smaller, cheaper, tight hole but just with the vagina part.
>>27231098
That wasn't me, I guess something that resembles an actual vagina. I have heard the Venus Real (dunno what firmness) is the go to, but I wanted to know if there were any other options.
READ THIS PASTEBIN
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
You can thank /jp/ later
>>27230995
>>27230702
Let me rephrase and give this thing the review it deserves because I care about you OP
What I'm trying to say here is this.. While this is a great hole for the most part, it and I just don't go too well together. It feels great but you can only use so much of it which makes me dislike it. I don't think it would be worth your money to buy something that you can only use for a fraction of your penis.
As I mentioned earlier it feels almost exactly like the lilith uterus. The difference being the vacuum chambers. The which, has a giant orb inside of it. You can use it without squeezing out all of the air, and you will just glide right through. When you initiate the vacuum and remove all of the air it will make putting your entire weewee inside very uncomfortable. The lilith uterus vacuum chamber on the other hand is user friendly and will let you come inside of it while still supplying you with seemingly the same amount of suction.
On the plus side, it comes off as extremely durable and is probably the easier to clean hole I have. You can probably guess why.
It's loud, so it's not the best hole if you have neighbors or people in the other room.
It comes with the same lube as the R20 puni and also remains a constant temperature after using a warmer.
So, like I said.. get the lilith.
Feel free to ask any questions, I know I'm not the best at this
>>27231230
That was a nice review, thanks
>>27231209
Looking good, Marisa.
>>27230524
Because I'd rather practice with a robot friend.
I live with very nosy family so it's something I would want to order alongside something else so that if they find one package but not the other I can just lie and say it's the innocent package. But at the same time I don't have enough money to order a decent one and I don'twant to just buy a cheapo. Also I'm Canadian so I can't order a loli one which is what I want.
I haven't gotten around to getting one yet. i don't really know a good one to buy and I'd need to go put money in my bank account to order one.
Will they make fapping pleasurable again?
I wish Maruku would draw more shit.
>>27232102
Tbh im always smonking weed and fuggin my onahole
>>27232241
I'm always smoking weed and fapping but lately the pleasure of fapping has gone down considerably.
I'm almost scared I damaged some sexual nerves when trying to fap on heroin multiple times.
>>27232282
Protip: buy a dick bully like the Virgin Age Admission
It's on amazon
You won't regret it
Lolinco is also good
Queencat might sell them for less
Would you like some links?
>>27232312
Yea some links would be cool.
>>27232336
http://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-Virgin-Admission-Japanese-Masturbator/dp/B00RDCYJU0
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/virgin-age-admission-male-masturbator/
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/sujiman-kupa-lolinco-male-masturbator/
Because Venus Real is always damn sold out.
Because I don't a Dollfie to attach one to.
;_;
>>27232374
Thanks dude. Bookmarked for the hopefully near future.
>>27230742
dear robot,
today on 4chan i learned that my dick is 7.3"
thanks anon, we are dick length twinsies :)
>>27232408
I really want to get one of these.
