/that kid/ thread? I haven't seen one in forever. Anything from kindergarten to high school.
Bonus points if you were /that kid/
Let me get us started with some /that kid/ from the 90s
>That kid who had his own computer at home, internet access, a printer, and a CD-RW drive who ran a black market of music, porn and video games from his locker
>that kid who first showed you Newgrounds
>That kid who got POGs banned from school because he couldn't handle playing for keeps and getting his shit wrecked so he always went crying to the teachers
>that kid who legitimately found a porn magazine in the woods (that one was me)
>that kid whose house always weirdly smelled like cheese and something else not quite distinguishable and was always picking his nose and eating it, but he had a SNES and you didn't so it was worth hanging out with him
>that kid who pulled down his pants and underwear to use the urinals at school
>that kid who NEVER used the urinals at school, and sat down to pee
>that kid who made you clash swords in the school washroom as part of a bet (that one was me, well no I wasn't that kid, I was the other kid who lost the bet)
>that Russian kid who wasn't really popular but no one picked on him because he was so god damn Russian
>that kid who was seen as a pedophile because he had a girlfriend one grade younger than him
>that kid who was always telling you stories about his epic nights of playing Dungeons and Dragons with his friends until 5AM and you never really fully payed attention to him talking about it until one day you caught the part of him talking about how most of those nights end with an actual circlejerk
>that kid who was into proper Anime and Manga 20 years before it was available anywhere outside of one random store in Chinatown and he sometimes sold you photocopied pages of hentai books
>that kid who fucking shit his pants, not even while running laps in gym class after lunch or anything, just in the middle of Geography.
>That Buddhist kid who always shared his things no matter what
>that kid who borrowed your game at the end of the year and never gave it back
>that kid who we all thought would shoot up the school any day
>that kid who was probably a stoner in 6th grade
>that kid who could flirt with girls but was scared to death by males so he surrounded himself with girl friends who thought he was gay
>that straight kid who let everyone think he was gay
>that kid who threw up on your backpack
>that kid who thought he was cool but misunderstood because no one gave a fuck
>that Ukrainian(Russian) kid who was a cunt
>that kid who wasnt actually funny and had no idea how he made people laugh
>that kid who just came out of home schooling and did well
> the kid who jerked off in the bathrooms (me)
> the kid who stole lab equipment like scalpels (me)
> that kid who everyone one was convinced was a serial killer (me)
> the kid who jerked off in the library
> the kid who jerked off in the bathrooms and made the janitor clean up his cum tissues
> that kid who tried to fight everyone who turned out to have a small dick
> the kid who would never fucking wear deodorant and the other kids wanted to kill him
> that kid who got his face slammed into a locker for being a white knight
> that kid who used to smoke cigarettes at a parking garage near the school (me)
> that kid who admitted to torturing cats
> that girl who fucked NEETS ( my first love)
> that girl who was pretentious but you wanted to fuck her ass
> the kid who used axe body spray as tear gas bombs (me)
> the kid who everyone suspected was ar coast because he dressed white trash
> the fat ugly kid who thought he was gangster for smoking weed
> the girl who never showered and the NEET who fucked in the bathroom at the school
>>27230530
>>that kid who borrowed your game at the end of the year and never gave it back
sorry kevin, smash bros melee was just too damn fun
>>27230750
>> that kid who tried to fight everyone who turned out to have a small dick
How did that one thing lead to the other?
>>27230750
>>27230831
dicks get small during fights btw, it's a natural reflex to keep it from being torn off I guess
>>27230831
Well he was just a total dick. He would fight someone for the stupidest reasons, I called him a cunt one time and he had to leave class so wouldn't "drop me" Come to find from a girl he had sex with he has a small dick.
>>27230868
>Well he was just a total dick
Makes sense. overcompensating "small dog syndrome".
>that kid who openly bragged about the fact that he could suck his own dick
>that girl who was ok looking but legitimately unhinged and show up to the school dance with a doll in a baby carrier and claimed it was a real baby
>that guy that dated her for a few weeks because she agreed to have sex with him and he was a horny 15 year old virgin (Me)
>that guy who always carried around Trojan Magnums and tried to act like a player, and then eventually got a fat ugly girlfriend who let the whole school know he had a tiny dick
>That guy who got caught jerking off in the locker room shower
>That girl who wanted to try meth and sucked my dick after she snorted some crushed up Ritalin I said was meth. Later became a prostitute.
Looking back on it I was a horny asshole in high school.
>>27230887
Exactly
> original commento
>>27230977
>>That guy who got caught jerking off in the locker room shower
I mean of all the times and places to have a wank senpai, was that the best one?
>>27230750
>NEET
>at school
Want to know how I know you're a retarded fucking normalfag?
>>27231099
Fair enough I just used to imply that they always looked greasy, gross and were massive losers.
>that kid in elementary school that was thoroughly convinced that he knew where 16-64 fucking pressure points were on the body and how to trigger them, would point to them on your arms/torso and then tell you not to tempt him to use them against you
Fuck that kid, glad nobody invited that kid to playdates and sleepovers.
>>27231125
>such a loser xD
>hang on a sec guys le gf is callin~
retarded fucking normalfag
>>27231068
Man we bullied that kid so hard. I'm pretty sure he was legit autistic but he could never shower after p.e. again without getting picked on. I remember one time he tried and a bunch of the guys decided to throw oranges at him, like just throw back the shower curtain and pelt his naked ass with oranges. It was pretty fucked up but it was highschool, man. You're not gonna tell them to stop and risk the wrath of Chad.
>>27231146
I probably should have elaborated that the high school I went to was basically for all the rejects from the normal schools. I used the wrong terminology you don't need to sperg out about it.
>>27231161
We had showers in our gym class but never once used them, probably for that exact same reason. and also webm related
One day someone ran in and pressed the shower button like as a random wacky spur-of-the-moment thing, and nothing came out, none of the showers worked. We just sprayed Axe all over
Although we did have functional and mandatory showers for the few semester when we had swimming & water polo in 10th and 11th grade. Which was also co-ed.
>>27230977
>that kid who openly bragged about the fact that he could suck his own dick
Actually me.
>>27231161
> pelt his naked ass with oranges
My fucking sides
>that kid who drew Gundams in class and then left the notebook open so people would see it when they walked by to go to recess.
I was autistic before I even knew what anime was.
>That kid who would flick his hair up like Vegeta past the age of 13
I checked his facebook. He's 26 now and still does it.
>>27230456
>>that kid who was seen as a pedophile because he had a girlfriend one grade younger than him
>that kid who spent his whole senior year chasing after a freshman girl without success and was seen as a pedophile
>that kid was me
>That ADD addled kid you were always assigned to work with from Biology dissection to cooking and wood shop classes.
I'm surprised I walked away from high school with all my fingers.
>>27231146
You're the sort of wet sock that ruined tard threads.
Fuck off back to Tumblr you autist.
>that quiet girl who you barely knew in school, but your friends are parents with hers so you go over to her place one night and she and her friend flirt with you all night and it ends up with being tied to a chair with her panties stuffed in your mouth.
14 was an odd year in my life now that I'm reflecting on it
>>27230750
> the kid who claimed he got high off of tea leaves
> the nigger kid who pretended to be a player but was never with a girl
> the weaboo couple
> the one teacher who everyone made fun of but I got along with pretty well
> the one Jewish kid who everyone ripped on for being a Jew
> the one kid who was pretty funny but was a cuck
> the Stacey's you could actually have a conversation with
> group of kids who hosted fights behind the school (me)
> the one annoying shit with the lisp or autsim
> the on Stacey who the aforementioned Jewish kid wanted to fuck
> the kids who always said nigger in class (me)
> the kid who was really obsessed with metal (me)
>>27230456
>That kid who asked the teacher to refer to him as "Shadow" in the 6th grade
>That kid when people never forget that shit
>That kid who was Naruto every halloween from 7th grade to senior year
>That kidwho is never living that down
>That kid who is now known forever as shadow
>That kid now works at wawa
>That kid has to deal with kids trying to sneak snapchat him at work saying "Shadow Sighting"
>That kid who shat in the gym
He never got caught.
>the chad of chads
>10 charisma
>so high up on the social ladder he could talk to losers without sinking lower on the totem pole
>football team captain, debate team bla bla
>everyone loved him
>joined the marines and got killed
Honestly, I was sad. He was always nice to everybody.
>>27232497
oh shit forgot to add
>that kid who was so fucking edgy that he told everyone he was glad chad died
>that kid who never took showers after gym for fear of boners
>that kid who always got changed for gym in the corner facing the wall for the same reason
>that kid who never used the urinals, guess the reason
N-no homo.
>that kid who fucking screamed like a little girl and ran away when you sang 'WHOA-OH IT'S MAGIC' or called him 'banana boy'
>>27232559
I'd suck your dick.
No homo
> the kid who screamed like a girl because he had grass thrown on him
>have a classmate named Jake in 2nd grade
>he always has crusty sleeves and a red nose
>buck teeth too
>was relatively normal but sometimes he had episodes of mania
>shit like screaming and yelling
>banging his fists on the desk
>a pal and I dub these episodes "The Jake Show"
>while everyone was freaking out and getting scared my pal and I would be holding in laughter
>One fateful morning we're into our dailies
>Jake doesn't want to do dailies he wants to play outside
>Teacher says no
>Jake does not like this...
>Jake doesn't like this not one bit....
>that kid who had a girlfriend that went to a different school
>that kid who got pokemon cards banned because we wouldn't let him play with his obviously fake and japanese ones
>>27230456
That kid who introduced you to some porn in some way and watch that with you totally insisting that it wasn't weird you were both there at the same time
>>27230456
>>that kid who pulled down his pants and underwear to use the urinals at school
stephen you fucking weirdo, why he did it I'll never know
>that kid who NEVER used the urinals at school, and sat down to pee
this was me, some kid peeked around the divider once and it weirded me out enough to never use the urinal again
>>27232812
>The Jake Show
lost my shit
