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>stalking oneitis on facebook >discover she has a tumblr
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>stalking oneitis on facebook
>discover she has a tumblr
>it's full of nude pictures
my dick is so fucking sore i've been fapping all fucking day holy shit
this ever happen to anyone else? it's so fucking good
if you're ever stalking a girl online definitely check if they have a tumblr or something, girls love to upload sexy pictures there
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you fap to her nudes
chad cums on her boobs
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>>27230237
I doubt he cares considering he fapped without question when he saw them
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You gonna post a link there fammo?
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>>27230273

he tries not to care,
when Chad puts it in her, bare
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>>27230237
whatever, i'll take anything i can get, and this is more than i ever imagined i would ever get
she's been my oneitis since late high school, for years
all that pent up sexual energy is now UNLEASHED as much as it reasonably ever could have been
i guess i actually feel some closure now
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>>27230284
But will he give sauce?
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Hey, I made that picture! and this one too.

Amazing to see some of my OC get posted. Thanks anon!
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>>27230301

very cathartic.
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>>27230278
i'd love to, but it would be really easy to figure out my identity from it, there's pictures and posts with me in them
i'm sure someone would love to tell her if they figured out who i was, and i'd rather avoid that
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>>27230217
well go on, post the fucking link you faggot.
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>>27230330
nobody would have known that until you fucking said it you retard.
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>he won't post link
>its an OP is a faggot episode
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>>27230344
i'm considering it
upon closer inspection it would actually be really difficult for someone to figure out my identity from it even if they knew her to begin with
stay tuned, i might change my mind
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>>27230374

Come on srsly u can't leave us like this
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>stalking bf's ex-oneitis on fb
>come across her tumblr
>all pictures of her in lingerie
>look at every picture at least one time every single day
>dumped by bf
>she deletes her tumblr
>every month or so go on a hunt to find it in case she just renamed it
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>>27230330
You stupid fuck what made you think we knew that
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>>27230351
>>27230416
The funny part is now he really cant

Still OP send some screenshots of her tits so we can live vicariously through you. Literally nobody ever sees their oneitis nude
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nah i'm sorry guys but there was a recent post of her with me, this obvious robot stalker looking guy, saying what a great friendzone i am
it would be way too obvious and someone would fuck me over, sorry
she's not even that hot, she's basically average, i've just been infatuated with her for years, that's all
you're not missing anything
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>>27230434
Yeah OP at least post some of the pics you cumstain
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>>27230448
K now we're just gonna call bullshit

If you had nudes you'd at least post them through here
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>>27230486
okay i'll crop a photo of her tits hold on
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>>27230434
I actually have, bruh. This ultra qt I stalk on reddit posted her 10/10 uniquely shaped butt, or rather, pics of her cutting wounds that had butt in it, along with sideboob. She hasn't posted in months and doesn't seem likely to again, so I might have to abandon ship like she abandoned her accounts. I reverse image searched it and someone reposted it on an fetish site. I can only hope she's doing well in life/moderately happy.
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>>27230448
she posted a pic of you mocking your betaness? That's pretty fucked up, yo.
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here they are
i'm sure you're all blown away
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>>27230526
See I wish I had a crush on a goth chick

They're liable to do stupid shit like this. Stacey, nope.
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>>27230330
Save the pictures and post them on here faggot
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>>27230518
she wasn't mocking me, she was technically praising me as a friend, but in that sort of emphasizing "FRIEND" kind of way, you know?
wow anon you're such a GREAT FRIEND, that kind of clear friendzone thing
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>>27230526
Those are very nice. Thanks anon. Post her puss
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>>27230526
meh. I suppose it was about the history/connection that made you like her. Crop her face. I don't think anyone can reverse search that.
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>>27230546
i'll do some more, but i have to crop all of them beforehand otherwise they'll get reverse searched
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>>27230526
K here's what's gonna happen OP.

You can either preemptively strike this and tell her you found her tumblr, use it to make a sexually tense conversation, see where it goes.
Or she can hear it from us and think you're a fucking weirdo.
Because it is now my life's mission to find this girls tumblr.
I have high speed internet and nothing at all to do with my time. The choice is yours.
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>this week on: shit that never happened
nothing to see here, folks. just another shitposter that got called out on their nonsense
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>>27230397
are all females this crazy
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>>27230552
no pussy pictures
this is the closest i have found
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>>27230550
Well you get to jerk off to her tits so technically this is the best friendzone most people could EVER expect

but yeah when women make posts announcing guys as friends it's for two things:

A: announce or reiterate that they're single
B: use said male prop to demonstrate that their sexual value is high enough to retain the loyalty of men without even throwing the nigga pussy

it's just a female thing
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>>27230606
Damn those hips are definitely for child bearing. Any butt pics?
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>>27230606
>>27230526
Why would girls post these?
What do they gain?
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here's her cropped face, she's a quarter black, white chocolate

one more tits picture if anyone is interested then i'm out
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>>27230643
attention, validation, sexual thrills, approval, a sense of worth, acceptance.
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>>27230676
Damn OP she's pretty good looking, hope you get to break through the friendzone
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>>27230676
>tfw this bitch is someone's oneitis and I'm not
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>>27230676
Come on lets see them sweater puppies
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>>27230743
Post your face qt and I'll be infatuated with you
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that's all i'm gonna take the time to post
and no, there were no fappable ass pics sadly, though i can tell you her ass is pretty fucking amazing
i'm just lucky i was able to get as much as i did, most robots would pay thousands of dollars for nudes of their oneitis
my dick is gonna fucking hurt tomorrow
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>>27230743
If a handful of 7/10 males didn't browse this site you wouldn't even be here
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>>27230776
Post more anon please.k
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>>27230845
lol, looks like i've cummed away my oneitis and given her to someone new
sorry anon, but that's all i'm gonna crop and post
the others are all pretty much the exact same anyways
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>>27230676
You're in love with that? Hahahaha.
>>27230728
You think that's good looking? Hahahaha.
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>>27230928
>some fag on r9k doesnt like what i like

oh man im mad now what willi do
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she could do with wearing some makeup.
and her hair is gross.

but nice tits. If she went to the gym like twice a week she would be banging.
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>>27230928
was waiting for this post
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>>27230928
fuck, u got me to reply
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