I don't know why guys hate being short so much. This world was made for short people. Girls are starting to love short people. This is not even bait. I want to feel cute and petite, but it's hard to do that since I'm 5'10. I have a cousin who is 5'5 and he loves it. I fucking envy him.
Do any of you other tall fags feel the same way?
It's like you felt my thoughts of suicide, op.
I don't have any answers except video games and Netflix.
>>27227266
I'm having difficulty believing this is real.
>>27227266
I always felt bad i was kinda ugly and with shit genes/body. I just want to be the prettiest possible boy and have a big girl gf that would be gentle with me and we could be happy together. I want her to be the big spoon and milk my dick from behind before we go to sleep each night. And she needs to whisper in my ear while she does it "you are the prettiest boy in the world and you are all mine"
5'10 here. 5'10 is not tall. i wish i was a 6'3 towering vampire like papa alucard
>>27227266
>5'10
Lol, you are a manlet op. Like the girls say
>when his height starts with 5
Try being me, 6'4 and fat
>Mfw i will never be a qt3.14 trap
>>27227372
LOL
original laughter
>Be 6'3''
>Everywhere I go I feel like an oversized freak
You guys have it easy, try being 160 pounds, 6'3'' and having a shoe size of 12-13.
All the XL shirts and 12-13 shoes are sold out or at the bottom of the stack, HOW CAN I LOOK FASHIONABLE WHEN IM A GIANT NOBODY PANDERS TO!?
>>27227266
>This is not even bait.
I believe you, it's mostly plain stupidity and ignorance.
>>27227372
5'10" is tall enough that your lady will feel like you are an okay height
but she will notice that you're a little shorter once you are around other men
Manlet suicide rate must be sky high for someone to post a thread like this.
I'm going to try writing music to not feel like killing myself.
>>27227474
i'll trade you my 5'10 anyday for your 6'3
>tfw you have no life, but you will never be the no life king
>>27227502
>stupidity and ignorance
I'm stupid because I don't like being tall? Grow up.
>Girls are starting to love short people.
Nigga I'm gonna stop your right there
>>27227521
we're not tall. we're painfully average
>>27227515
it's been a while since i've seen hellsiing referenced
are you old like me
or do they run this on tv again
It's a lie they just don't want us to off ourselves.
>>27227533
>>27227515
>>27227372
Who is this guy? How is he relevant to this thread?
>>27227535
i watch hellsing ultimate once a year every year since i heard of it
>>27227550
he's a 190+cm vampire with possible mania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY79nBC-u1A
>>27227561
haven't seen all of ultimate
watched first anime series when it came out, early 2000s i guess
haven't rewatched in a long time
>>27227266
Manlet here, 5'5/5'6 depending on the measuring equipment.
I can tell you you'll never feel this. No girl taller, or shorter then you will even talk to you. In reality, their first thoughts are "That's a middleschooler". I can never get anyone to believe my age.
I recommend playing Dragons Dogma and being a little mage with an amazon pawn. Its so nice.
>>27227266
Agreed, I'm 6'4". I'd do anything to be looked over in a crowd.
im a manlet, not a retard. don't patronize us bro.
>>27227266
>this is not even bait
>since i'm 5'10
fug u op i fell for it
I'm 5'8 and I wish I was at least 5'11"
Try being 4'9" you fagola, not very fun.
>tfw your maternal grandpa was 6'4 but your dumbass mom decided to go and get with a 5'9 guy cursing you to live the life of a 5'10 manlet with giant blood
>>27227266
Nah, I'm 6'6, and I love towering above everyone.
i don't care about being short, i just want to not wanna kill myself.
whoever fucking designed us to need "relationshits" with females im gonna have a fucking talking to when i pass from this world.
I'm not going to lie I love being 5'10 and "cute". Girls love it. I'm like a permanent good looking high school jock. I'm 25 and if I clean shave people think I'm 17-19. And that's the age of most girls I attract.
>>27227743
this is actually true. if you look young you can look like a high schooler forever
here's jared leto 5'9 and like 40 years old. has teenage gfs all the time. the face will always be a determining factor
>5'10
>bisexual
>get laid with cute short girls
>get laid with taller guys
its nice having options
>>27227521
>I'm stupid because I don't like being tall?
That is not what i wrote (and arguably not what you wrote either), quality reading comprehension you got there.
OP has a point. Being tall feels so completely out of place in
>>27227363
>I want her to be the big spoon and milk my dick from behind before we go to sleep each night. And she needs to whisper in my ear while she does it "you are the prettiest boy in the world and you are all mine"
;-;
> Girls are starting to love short people.
No they don't. You have no basis for this claim.
>>27227951
http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-06-09/girl-talk-i-like-dating-shorter-guys/
http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-06-09/girl-talk-i-like-dating-shorter-guys/
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a33857/best-things-about-dating-a-short-guy/
http://jezebel.com/why-are-you-still-rejecting-short-guys-1729897406
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/short-guys-are-hot
15 seconds in google
>>27227629
I'm sorry, but I think this is total bullshit. I see sooo many fucking girls with short guys (and i'm talking WAYYYY below my height which is 5'10). Seriously, I don't believe what you're saying is true.
>>27227680
Honestly. I wouldn't even mind being that. It's not like you're a midget. Doesn't being this short make you anxious? What are the thoughts that go through your head?
>>27227998
>shitty women borderline feminist websites with anecdote articles
yeah, nah
>>27228064
fuck off. "you have no basis for this claim" there's your basis, whether you like it or not
>>27227693
What's funny is that my ENTIRE extended family is short as fuck (the men are 5'6 average), but my mom decided to fuck my dad who is 6ft (now 5'11 since he old) and that's how I became 5'10. However, with my big hair I'm 6ft. Does hair count?
>>27227720
That's the thing. We are not cavemen anymore. We don't need to fuck. You DO NOT need to be in a relationship. Who keeps telling you this?
>>27227266
It's funny op I used to feel the same. I always saw small people be cool, smart, popular. Then came 4chan and completely changed my perspective.
>>27228138
>you don't need a relationshit
t. normie in relationshit.
>>27227474
>>27227266
IKTF I have always hated being "the big guy", I've always wanted to be small and slim. I'd love to be 5'7"
>>27227322
>>27227502
Not everyone wants to be a 6'5" ripped monster.
>>27228191
Exactly. The vast majority of people don't understand that there are guys who just want to look small. A lot of them are gay, yes, but being a giant "manly" muscle-obsessed monster is not that great desu.
>>27228110
>big hair
What are you a nigger?
>Girls are starting to love short people.
If only this were true.
>This is not even bait
Yeah ok, sure. Whatever you say bud.
>>27228264
>implyingimplying this comment isn't original
>>27228262
Finally someone who understands me.
original
I'm 5'5 but since I live in a manlet country is not that bad. I would be happy being 5'8
>>27228320
I had to say that because I knew people here would I wasn't being serious. I'm being dead serious.
>>27228405
JOOOO
original racism
5'6 here. Sucks, but at least I look young. I'm 22 and lots of people thought I was 14.
>>27228405
>implying Jews aren't niggers too
>>27227474
>6'3 160lbs
No wonder, you are a gangly freak.
>>27227998
Girls who say they are attracted to short men are the same girls who say they prefer 'nice guys'. In reality they want a 6'4 Chad.
OP PLS DO A HEIGHT SWITCHING PROCEDURE WITH ME. I FUCKING HATE BEING 5'4". I'D GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO BE 5'6" FUUUUUUUCK
>>27227266
>Girls are starting to love short people.
That's great.
>>27228923
How do we go about doing that anon?
>>27227474
I'm only 5'10 but have a size 13 shoe. My father is 6'4 and he's a 14. Idk what went wrong for me.
I think I'm going to kill myself so I will at least be 6 feet under.
>>27229043
Is it weird that I'm really attracted to guys with big feet?
>>27228923
>giving up a genital to gain 2 inches
Nigga why. Just wear platform shoes.
>>27228091
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data.' Statistically speaking, short guys are unwanted. Google that.
>>27227266
i guess katie holmes has a thing for manlets?
>>27227835
That is a sickeningly beautiful man.
People like this are a constant reminder of how unfair life truly is. I got nothing against Leto, though.
Manlets really don't know how good they have it made. I can't imagine what it's like to be able to get clothes that fit from a store. Everything, literally everything was made for fat stumpy midgets. I was buying a camper to take to the hunting cap and I got in fine, a bit tight but thought nothing of it. As I stepped out it damn near scalped me. Needless to say I did not buy it, but a manlet could get in and out and even feel like a king in a king size bed instead of just normal.
>>27228923
5'4" is pretty damn hardmode assuming you're a guy. Not doomed-mode though.
>>27229996
>That is a sickeningly beautiful man.
>>27227266
I'm a 5'1 femlet and I hate it because my job field is meant for strong men. The most I can do is start lifting and at least be somewhat strong
>>27227266
>Girls are starting to love short people.
They love the bankrolls the manlets are overcompensating with.
>>27228405
>hamsa necklace
>pink unicorn shirt
>jewfro
yoni, you've got worse things to worry about.
