Anyone else here not actually meme'ing about being a virgin?
How are you dealing with it?
I'm 24 and I've never had sex. Don't think I ever will. I'm slowly starting to accept that, but it still hurts sometimes.
Same age, same feelings.
But probably gonna be an hero within the next 10 years
25, still a virgin. I haven't cared about it since I was 23 or so.
>>27227247
Yeah...I kinda feel the same. I don't really know more to do with my life other than to become a wagecuck and shitpost.
>>27227228
>Anyone else here not actually meme'ing about being a virgin?
>virgin
>meme
>4chan
Son i got bad news for you...
I used to think "I'm still young, I'll lose mine some day!" at 18 years old.
Now in 2 months I'm 20.
why are you a virgin?
>>27227316
lose it before 2 months. you dont want to be one of those sad fucks who missed out on teen sex
>>27227316
You'll be 30 in no time, believe me.
>>27227324
I'd never let someone get that close to me
>>27227342
W-wait...you aren't a 30 year old virgin are you?
>>27227228
That gif is gross
She needs to eat a cheese burger, looks like a 12 year old boy baka
30 years old. Stopped caring a few years back. Now I don't think I'd have sex even if there were a desperate and beautiful virgin waiting on my bed.
It seems gross to me now. Her disgusting hole, secreting mucus or mucus like stuff. I should put my sick there? Nah.
Maybe in twenty years I'll pay some woman in a developing country to give me a kid or two. Continue the bloodline, etcetera. I'll probably have it done via artificial insemination though.
>>27227400
I am not him, but yes I am, and know many irl too. It's not that big of a deal.
>>27227409
>stopped caring
Do you fap or fantasize frequently or have you transcended sexual needs?
>>27227445
Wow...I wish I could meet other virgins irl so I wouldn't feel so fucking awful about it all the time.
My co-workers like to ask me about my love life every now and then, and I always gotta play it off like I'm talking to random girls or I do crazy degenerate things on the weekend, but really I spend most of my time shitposting on 4chan.
>>27227486
Well I don't know, do you go to anime conventions and play dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering? You will find a lot.
>>27227400
35 5 more years! tumbling down tumbling down.
>>27227409
>>27227445
>>27227598
post your pics i want to see what you look like
>>27227471
Yeah, I masturbate in the shower a couple times a week. Just have to ejaculate often enough to prevent any accidental discharge while sleeping.
I usually fantasize about forcing a teenage girl to be my maid, and punishing her for made up infractions.
>>27227652
This is 35 year old me. Not one of my best days though. Kinda caused a impact...
>>27227228
>I'm 24 and I've never had sex. Don't think I ever will.
Same here op. Being hideous locks you out of all life's pleasures.
I was virgin until 32. Now I'm sorta normal in that I can get laid once in a while, but still can't get gf.
Normal people will never understand the struggle.
Yep. Will be 24 next month. I don't know how I got to be so broken. I'm really not that fucked up. I'm way, way more "normal" than the stereotypical robot and yet I'm still KV and never had gf. I don't really care about it because sex isn't so important to me in and of itself.
I still kind of crave intimacy and romance. Not as bad as when I was younger and I think by the time I'm 30 I'll be totally numb, but there are times I feel like a total fucking alien and very alone. I just try to ignore it for the most part and do what I want. I think I would be totally over it if I wasn't pathetically in love with my oneitis. If it wasn't for that I could totally devote myself to my area of study and all the greatest memes of the internet.
>>27227573
The only convention I've ever been to was comic con in NYC and it was pretty cool. I went with an old friend from high school.
>>27227340
You can still fuck 18 year olds at any age.
>>27227228
I want to sniff and lick that girls sweaty stinky feet and soles
>>27227228
why dont you hire a hooker
hunt for a good one
27 back to back years of no gf
>>27227228
27 years old khhv here.
>>27227324
Short and ugly.
Memeing being a virgin? W-what, I thought everyone here was just pretending to be retarded.
27, I just think of all of the baggage that comes with it, the emotional demands placed on you, the constant texting, the desire for commitment and all of a sudden it's no biggie. Also vaginas disgust me.
>>27227830
No everybody is retarded here including me.
>>27227228
every time I see this I think it's CP
im 26 virgin i got in shape made an online dating profile. this 40 year old really wants to bang me, we talked and she knows im a neet living in parents basement but doesnt know im virgin i just said "its been a long time" asks what im into and tells me shes into bondage. i ask can you keep up with a young stud she says can you keep up with ME
>mfw im not going to be a wizard and have have consistent sex
>>27228042
>bondage
>mfw the only virginity this anon loses is his anal virginity
>>27228100
lol no i made a point to say im fine with anything except things in my butt and she agreed
>>27227228
Anyone have some sauce?
Bruh, I'm recently an ex-KV at 25.
It happened last weekend. You just have to put yourself out there and converse. We've been on two dates since and we're headed towards going steady.
Life can change. It can be good.
>>27228227
CasualTeenSex - Casual Sex after Coffee - Alina
>>27228209
one step ahead, enjoy your milf anon
I've worn the less-than-enviable mantle of wizard for six years now, and it's a terrible way to live.
I had always hoped in my younger days that all of the pain and humiliation would subside in time, all the those hurts would lull and diminish to a glow. Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.
The older you get, the more intimately you realize how radically unwanted and unattractive you are. What once felt like rejection by others begins to feel like rejection by Nature herself.
Time slips away, and you have no choice but to be carried further into the nighttime by it. Even your most awkward friends have moved on. They have significant others, families, and all of the rest, and you are left with nothing more than the realization that for all of their flaws and quirks, they are still human beings and live as humans live. You realize you have been left behind.
Personally, I've tried to numb it all with liquor. When all is said and done, of course, that does no good. You drink and drink for that elusive moment of forgetfulness, only to have all of those ugly feelings come rushing back in a torrent.
So you learn that you aren't quite human. That's the funny thing about the wizard meme; there's a certain bizarre poetic truth to it. There's a certain magic to living as men like me live.
Of course, it's the blackest kind of magic. It's the secret, ugly kind of magic that monsters know. Not because of some occult wisdom or anything silly like that. But rather because it's the only kind of "miracle" something like me is capable of.
It's not quirky, sweet or cute. It's not the stuff of silly movies. It's nasty, brutal and cruel. It's sick.
There's nothing to be done about it, of course. Nature cannot be denied. It would be easier to kill God.
I am what I deserve to be.
I'm 23 and a virgin, been a shut-in for years so I never see anyone or anything. thinking about leaving the basement but I don't know where to start.
>>27228310
Thanks senpai
Comment is original desu
What hurts more is thinking about not being able to have sex because of something you can never change/work on. At least your dick is more than 5 inches, man. Your problem is not permanent.
>>27228446
h-how big are you...?
>>27227745
25, and same here. Hell I even go out with friends twice a week and talk to girls occasionally. Still a HKV, and honestly I don't even want a gf anymore. I wouldn't even know what to do with one.
>be in mandatory Intro. to Psych. college course
>We get to the section where we learn about the stages of development
>Get to the teenage years
>Talk about how teens might start having relationships and having sex
>This causes huge discussion and laughs from the normies
>Guys start bragging at what age they lost it even though it wasn't required to do so
>14
>15
>16
>Some girl sheepishly says 17
>highest number I heard was 18 from some guy, and one of the girls was all "omg, why so late?"
>Professor laughs and talks about how her sons lost theirs at 14 and 16.
It really hit me how weird it is to be a virgin beyond your teenage years.
I'm 24 and in the same boat, but I've been working on getting fit to change that. Lost 20 pounds in a couple months thanks to the fact that I have a lot of willpower and can easily diet extremely low without giving a fuck, but it's a slow, slow, slow fucking process even risking my health to go sanic fast. Even after I lose this excess weight I'll still probably look like shit until I gain it all back in the form of muscle.
>>27227316
Is this post a joke?
>I'm still young I'm 18
>soon I'll be 20
less than a year passed kek, you've probably not even finished your education or moved out yet. obviously if you don't make a change nothing is going to change for you.
i say there's still time. if you're still virgin at 30 you're fucked
t. someone whose life changed once they moved out
i'm a fat ugly 29year old manlet and i can tell you, just take your depression medication regularly and it will probably kill off your sex drive completely. i haven't felt the urge to fap to porn in like 2 months or so, before i had to do it like 2-3 times a day. at some point you won't even care about it and keep your head focused on the important things
>>27228467
4.5 x 4.7 even if i get a gf, it's not gonna be worth it, because if she has an opportunity to have sex with the bigger one she will take it. They're always loyal until the better one becomes easy to get. I want to hate women so bad but i can't, i still want them all the time.
I am 19 year old virgin. Idk why, but it doesn't really bother me a whole lot anymore that I'll more than likely die alone. I've become numb to feeling sad and alone. What is wrong with me?
25 is the absolute latest you can lose it.
After that you're being roped into a shitty situation if you're fucking someone, such as a woman needs a new daddy for their kids.
No worthwhile woman will be single at the age of 25, so you'd have to go younger, and younger girls aren't going to want someone less experienced than they are.
There's no such thing as the "learned, stay at home and read, self sufficient woman" that many seem to be holding out for.
Well more like, pretending to "hold out" for.
>>27227228
She has got some fucking A+ anal scenes
I lost my virginity last year at the age of 25. I lied to a girl a few months ago and told her I lost it at 20. She was completely shocked, like so shocked she couldn't look at me the same way. The rest of the night was kinda awkward and she would periodically say "Man I can't believe you didn't lose your virginity until 20" and I'd just respond "Heh, yep" but she would keep saying it.
Never saw her again. She sent a few shitty texts about being busy with work. Now I tell people I lost it when I was 17 and they soberly nod their heads.
>>27228570
anal with girls is gross and pointless
>>27227445
Honestly how is this possible. My name is fucking MELVIN and even I have had sex. I'm also a skinny shit too.
>>27228497
How can normies get into psychology ?
>>27227228
I've had sex once, but it was pure luck and a anomaly.
25 now, & basically I just use onaholes and porn to satisfy myself. I have no idea how to talk to women.
>>27227228
24 y/o virging here. Just met my oneitis at a bar. We talked for hours. She likes me a lot but she's just not into me. I will never succeed with women.
>>27228620
Lots of them like it because it teaches them how people "work".
>>27228570
>anal
explain the allure
>>27228607
People are mind bendingly socially retarded.
I've had foreplay and blowjob once. It was a luck. But with men, tons of blowjob and rimming. Hitting on men is so much easier
24 year old kissless permavirgin. I've grown to accept it because I can't even make friends let alone get a girlfriend or sex
>didn't have friends through high school
>lack of social development resulting from this followed me into college so couldnt make friends in college
>move back home where i had no friends so still have no friends of course, but not like I'll make any regardless of where i go
>complete shut in besides going to my shit paying job
>also emaciated and goofy and ugly looking
My experience with girls is finding them on reddit/4chan to talk dirty with on kik because my penis is basically perfect and they all lust after it, and even they ask me if i have friends, if im a virgin, or call me autistic
it's so pathetic.
>>27228607
My problem is that I don't have any reason to interact with humans and thus I don't.
It's hard to meet people.
>>27228665
What kind of people and what kind of 'work' ?
29 year old virgin here. College is the last chance to lose it, you don't get the same social opportunities after.
>>27228585
>>27228669
It's mental and physical pleasure. Knowing that a girl is willing to give you access to something like that feels great, makes you feel like you have complete control over them. Also butt holes feel good on your ding dong. First time I had anal I did puke in my mouth, this black girl did NOT clean herself like I had asked her to. I puked in my mouth when I pulled out, my cock was greased up with shit. I swallowed my puke and finished.
Never saw her again.
>>27227228
28. Don't care to much anymore. Think about getting a hooker once in a while but it just seems like the price isn't worth it.
Every once in a while I get a crush on some girl and it sucks knowing that 1) I most likely *wont* have sex with this woman and 2) if I did, i'm 28 and have no clue what i'm doing.
>>27228497
Shit I know that feel. I'm a psych major and whenever they either talk about normal development or mental disorders I feel like shit because I can never relate to the former and always match the latter. It's amazing how much normal people take for granted that they're normal.
>>27228669
It's dirty and degrading.
Nothing like having two jiggling cheeks slapping against your abdomen while some chick is groaning as you pound her shit chute.
>>27227228
I'm 31. Tall. Vegan. Fit. Work out a lot. I go rowing all the time in the summer. I'm a pretty active person. Girls like my pics when I text them.
I've received oral and had fun like that but never full on sex.
The issue is that I get bored with people. And annoyed with them. And I just want my alone time. It's different with someone who actually makes every second more fun no matter what you're doing. But I've only ever had one or two friends like that, and 1 was a guy, 1 was a lesbian.
I want someone I can just zone out next to a beach fire with and have it be fun and entertaining talking about shit.
I don't know why, but very very few people have that sort of personality.
I'm basically a hermit now. I buy most of my food on Amazon. I rarely go into town.
I might get a small condo in town to force myself back into the social scene and whatnot. But who knows if that'll work.
>>27228707
Just people in general and how people think which is influenced by things like how your parents raised you and how your genetics affect your mental health and personality.
It's just an intro course so we only learned basic things like Maslow, Pavlov, and Erikson.
>>27228734
Nah man, at your age women are starting to finally settle for beta providers. If you've advanced your career enough by the time you're 30, you can have options to women you never had before.
22virgin here, I made a deal with myself : If in 8 years Im still virgin, no gf, shitty/no job, i ll do an hero. Easy
>>27228754
Then just ask her out.
Just fucking do it.
If she says no then you learned that she doesn't like you
IF you DONT ask, then you'll NEVER date her. Ever.
Ever
>>27227228
S'all right.I don't want to be out just yet, to be honest.
>>27228754
oh i forgot the best part. i've got a herpes on my lip that pops up once in a while. lol, fml. a virgin explaining to a potential partner they have herpes.. yeah that's something i'm going to do.
>>27228820
It sucks because most of them already have kids. .
>>27227228
Don't care anymore don't care about life women nothing really in general. i could die right now and not care.
Nobody will miss me nobody gives a fuck anyways. I'm going to die alone.
This isn't a anime where some girl is going to come save me. Life is cruel and unfair.
300lbs 3in dick if i lost the weight maybe i'd have a 4in at best? i've already given up. if i had like a 6 inch dick and weight what i did now i'd be so much more confident but you can't work out a dick to be 7 inches.
>>27228779
okay so all of that could be said of just slamming her pussy except the
>groaning
>shit chute
so I still don't quite get it
I'm not grossed out by anal I just don't get why anyone would prefer that shit over normal sex
>>27228820
>you've advanced your career
>tfw spent my 20s as a neet
There's no hope
>>27228867
I don't see why straight guys like anal, but don't want to get their boipussies stuffed.
>>27228774
By any chance, do you also have lots of normies pretending to have mental issues?
I know this one guy who has a shit ton of friends and goes to parties continuously, yet claims he has "social anxiety" and "can't speak in front of large crowds".
I"m only a virgin because I"m not trying to lose it. I'm not THAT socially retarded. There's several girls at work I could fug if I really put effort into it.
But I just don't know. I still live at home. Where would I bring her?
>>27228867
Obviously you've never done it soo, of course you're not going to understand.
Experience it or stfu and just be happy with your vaginas
>>27228847
it's not like i havent tried. and like i said, i don't even really care anymore. i'm going to be alone the rest of my life anyways. i've accepted that.
>>27228867
I literally cannot be attracted to pussy anymore. I was in a relationship with a supreme roastie. It scarred me for life. Looked like a monster, smelled worse than unclean asshole.
>>27228906
I just brought girls to my parents basement, they didn't have any problems with it. I'm also 20 so it was still normal to do that
>>27227486
Almost the same but I'm virgin ,, still sucks cuz , no sex life since 5 rs
>>27228209
what about things in your pee hole?
>>27228929
I don't have a basement I live in a two bedroom apartment. 1 room for my parents, the other for my sisters, I sleep and my pc is in the living room.
I feel you OP. Sex is literally everywhere, and there's no escaping it. Almost everything has subtle innuendos or cues baked into it because society is just obsessed with it.
I hardly feel like a regular, functional human just because I can't even take part in that one simple experience that is apparently so fundamental to the human experience. Just this weekend I was going to go on my first date ever, and he cancelled on me. It's sad to think that's the closest I've ever gotten, and I'm 21
>>27228959
Ooofff. Good luck
Why don't you anons just take home a drunk chick?
They're inhibitions are already loose, and fucking them is easy with no attachments. Even a social retard could do it.
at this point i dont even think sex is real
>>27228979
this, not even kidding
>>27228976
Nice way to catch a rape charge.
>>27228892
Surprisingly not really considering I go to this preppy liberal arts schoolfree ride sue meand most of the people here are a little... off? Like they're normies but lower tier normies so they are slightly more sensitive than the usual ones. Granted they're still fucking normies and do the usual sex party bullshit but they're pretty big pussies so they try to stay PC so no one calls them out on their bullshit.
>>27229023
Why said anything about rape?
Drunk people have consensual sex all the time
>>27229023
this
you can't do this in todays day and age as literally anything you do is considered rape
>>27228976
Because that requires going out to drink and then still trying to charm one enough to get them back to MY PARENTS's house. I want to do all that sex stuff with a girl I actually know and like.
>>27229063
>Drunk people have consensual sex all the time
it's 2016 m8, they will call rape immediately when they regret it.
>>27229063
>she says she couldn't consent because too drunk
>you end up in prison
>>27229063
Who was implying that drunk chicks are notorious for crying rape after having regrettable sex.
>>27229063
But they can always claim rape and then you're fucked. Technically a drunk person can't give consent in the eyes of the law.
>>27228979
>>27229013
>tfw a coworker gets pregnant
>it means someone (their husband) had sex with them and they had sex
>blows my mind
>>27229063
>Drunk people have consensual sex all the time
wew lad
>>27229089
**He not who
>>27229107
That only applies to women. No one cares what happens to men.
>>27229063
Drunk men have consensual sex.
Women only ever get violently raped regardless of the situation.
>>27228497
SAME. I had a psych course and the exact same thing happened.
Was really close one time, but I couldn't get hard. It was extremely embarassing, and was pretty much the point where I gave uoyou trying to be normal and good, and just gave in to revelling in pedophilia. That was years ago. I doubt it would work any better now.
>>27227228
I just live my life. I go to work, come home, jack off, browse the internet or play a game, and go to bed. Do it all over again. Sometimes I visit with a friend or with my mother or aunt.
Sometimes it does bother me and I feel lonely, but that's pretty manageable. I don't think I'm agreeable enough to ever be happy in a relationship. I think I'd feel smothered and stressed. I'd very unhappy.
Being normal just isn't me.
>>27228972
Yeah exactly. Currently impossible. I'm 22 though still not so bad I guess.
>>27228779
source please?
fucking fuck original comments robot fuck
the only motivation I've ever had for losing my virginity is so that I'm no longer shamed by society for it
Fuck I'm 19 and the experiences are slowly slipping away. I've really been trying to work on self confidence lately but still feel like a piece of shit virgin at the end of the day. I just don't want to be 25+ and never experience sex.
>>27229167
Bella Bellz
>>27229167
Bella Bellz, she hasn't done many vids so it should be ez to find
>>27229266
Honestly sickening
>>27228348
dont worry i might still fuck it up or chicken out last minute. after all i am a neet kv
>>27229286
sorry bro, next time i'll add a trigger warning for betas
24
its not the fact I'm a virgin that bothers me, hasnt for a while.
I just wish I could find someone to love me.
>>27227745
>>27228481
30 here, desires fade away. My sexdrive is low as fuck, it's almost like a chore to squeeze out 3 shots per week, just to clean out pipes.
I'm /fit/ and 6'3", good money but socially retarded. And this retardedness with women can't be fixed (it's already set in too deep), I believe I'm perma-broken mentally and so I don't even try anything.
Also the idea of commitment, planning around gf time, giving her gifts etc. gives me mad panic attacks.
Plan on fucking an 10/10 escort on my 40th bd.
>>27227228
that's really pathetic but i can sympathize with you. it's not that great aside from a few seconds when you cum.
I bummed my best m8 bum once
Still consider myself straight and a virgin
>>27227445
>>27227342
Why not just pay a hooker? I asked my brother to show me a brothel, he went with me. From there I went to one of the women and that's it, not virgin anymore.
>>27227228
>30
>lost virginity at 29
it get a lot less exciting after a few times.
i'm probably doing it wrong though.
>>27229392
because this is america idiot
>>27229406
Well, I am glad I live in Brazil then.
>>27229418
>i'm glad I live in Brazil
no you aren't
>>27229418
>Brazil
Kek, why would you even need to go to a brothel in Brazil?
Women there are literally sluts, all they do is tribal dance and flaunt their butts for pounding
>>27227342
This guy speaks the truth. 30 kv here as well.
You better start going to therapist, getting meds and working out ASAP. I dont know how else to fix it.
>>27228374
I am sorry Anon.
>>27228573
LOL
This kind of shit is why I will never go anywhere near women again.
>>27228976
Cant drink alcohol, i get stomach cramps that hurt like someone stabs me in the gut. I used to drink but now my body rejects it.
>>27228497
Man I would have said 6 just to make all the normies uncomfortable.
nothing personell though, heh
>>27229113
>>27228979
>>27229013
You might be on to something.
If you haven't witnessed something... how do you know it's real?
And watching porn just feels the same as watching space movies.
>Yeah, cool spaceships and aliens, but I know that's not actualy real and I would never be on a spaceship or meet an alien.
BL In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi.
>>27228820
What career? Is that another normie thing?
>>27229714
You can be a turborobot and still cash in big check by working from home.
That is if you learned to properly use your autism powers instead of focusing all your energy on GBP and tendies.
>>27228798
>The issue is that I get bored with people. And annoyed with them. And I just want my alone time.
You sound just like me, minus the whole working out and being a vegan thing.
I guess I must be at least decently attractive because the girls who have shown interest in me have been attractive themselves.
In addition to me being bored and annoyed with people, I just find it difficult to relate to and connect with them in the first place. Since I detest most social rituals and functions there's not much for us to bond over or get to know each-other over.
Even deeper than that though I just have some very deep rooted issues with my sense of self-worth. Perhaps subconsciously I feel like any girl who would be into me must be deeply flawed herself or else she'll see my flaws and run the other way and I'll be left feeling abandoned and humiliated.
>>27228798
I'm like you anon. Only problem is I have a penis
>>27228851
>oh i forgot the best part. i've got a herpes on my lip that pops up once in a while. lol, fml. a virgin explaining to a potential partner they have herpes.. yeah that's something i'm going to do.
That's a cold sore. It's the same thing but it isn't.
>>27229828
If you're hairless from the eyelashes down and have a flat stomach I might be game.
>>27229358
>I believe I'm perma-broken mentally and so I don't even try anything.
>Also the idea of commitment, planning around gf time, giving her gifts etc. gives me mad panic attacks.
Same here.
I still have a high sex drive though. I jack off all the time at home.
I just revel in my fetishes.
I do think though that once I get old enough and worn out enough that I can't take care of myself that I''l kill myself. Or I suppose whenever I feel like I've lost my few friends.
One has a family and we still hang out every now and then but it just isn't the same as when we were kids. We've drifted apart. I don't really fit or belong there with him and his wife and kids.
My other friend lost the v card at 28. He has a girlfriend and I wonder if he'll have a kid someday.
>>27228847
>IF you DONT ask, then you'll NEVER date her. Ever.
>Ever
And if you do, you also won't, but you'll have to suffer an extra blow of rejection.
22 year old virgin here, and i dont care. I never tried to lose my virginity and i never will. I stopped socializing altogether recently. Having sex is the last thing i want. I dont want any human beings in my life.
Im actually preparing to leave society completely and live somewhere in the russian ural so i can live my life truly how nature intended.
>>27229136
Same thing happened to me m8 do pelvic floor workouts and calm your mind take some breaths
>>27229779
If you have any motivation to do anything like that, then you're not really a robot.
>>27229266
Those ass implants are disgusting. It doesn't even have a proper jiggle.
>24 year old permavirgin
>have no friends
>too scared to even bother asking a girl out not only due to my lack of experience in relationships, but because of humiliation i would have when she sees i have no friends and dumps me immediately for such
no point. at all.
I'm 19, I refuse to have a serious relationship or lose my virginity to any girl who isn't a virgin. So I'm in for a bumpy ride I guess.
I'm 21, stopped thinking about actually having sex myself because it just seems weird now. I mostly just want intimacy to feel wanted and not empty. That being said I'm not really suited to being with others, and I don't have much difficulty being this way.
>>27227228
>not actually meme'ing
isn't that about 90% of the board though? it should be 100% tbqf
>how are you dealing with it
Masturbation and meditating the lewd thoughts away
>>27228383
I'm 25 and have been a shut-in for 3.5 years now. Haven't left the house in that entire lenght of time except to do to my dentist. The only human interaction I have is with the kid who delivers my food and my UPS or FEDEX drivers. Fortunately those moments of interaction are brief. My problem is I literally hate "real" people. I find them to be cold, cruel, selfish, lying, vicious and evil creatures who are out to do nothing but sinister things. Other people basically make me ill. Just the thought of real people makes my skin crawl. Fortunately I live in a super nice house and make a good living day trading, betting sports, WK hacking and writing code. I don't know what I would do if I was forced to go out into the real world. I would most likely kill myself. Ultimately I would like to live underground, in a bunker, and have zero "real" human contact.
>>27230510
God, you're living the fucking dream.
>>27230222
That's easy to pull off outside America.
>>27227781
same 2bh
fuckoffrobotbl
>>27228607
Melvin, were you enlisted by any chance?
I'm 30 and my penis has never been inside a vagina. I dunno I think I'm fine with it. I had girls interested in me, but I always turned them down. Well one time I got really really drunk, and this one seventeen years old chick would get me into bed with her, but surprise, whiskey dick. I mostly blame my mental illness for me not really wanting to connect to people.
Now at 30, after having two psychosis, I'm too far off on what is generally agreed on as reality. I never imagined myself this way, I was always an atheist, but thanks to this schizo shit I've became kind of a mystic shaman living in solitude far off the normality of society. Or just a psychotic idiot who can't cope with people.
I don't know many women, but I have some very good friends who visit me every other day as I don't leave my flat anymore. They bring me food and we watch anime and play vidya which is nice, so at least I have company. One of them is a thirty year old virgin too, but he's more like an autist and manchild who's only interested in manga and vidya. A great guy, but more of a robot than me, he actually can't talk to girls, he can only talk about anime. I can be much more social and flirt with girls, but only if I want to, which I don't anymore, too much of a hassle to actually leave my flat.
So I dunno, if you can't help it embrace it, makes you something special in this hypersexualized society. No need to an hero about it or anything like that. Focus on something else, maybe sex will come to you and me one day, probably not, who cares anymore.
>>27227228
I've lost my virginity but haven't had sex for a while so I guess it counts. Do you guys fap a lot?
Even if I was attractive and could get a girl I'd be laughed straight out of the bedroom because I have a 3.5 inch penis erect.
man i don't even care about this shit, fuck having sex i just want some friends
>>27228774
>>27228892
Predending normies are the worst kind. "Lel, I'm so cripplingly lonely, havent had sex with a random stranger for like 2 weeks!!".
Fucked a whale I met on Tinder 2 years ago, terrible decision. Still basically a virgin. No hope. Fuck this life
29 and balding. i don't really care anymore, content with being safe and comfy in my house with my mom. i just have to figure out how to make 1-2k month online so i can continue to be comfy.
>>27231758
Except Europe, where no female virgins beyond 14 exist. Are you talking some "asian" (arab/paki) shithole with forced marriage or asian (much honour, so virgin)?
>>27233105
>Except the UK, where no female virgins beyond 14 exist
No one includes that hellhole when they say Europe.
>>27233135
I think of UK as being an "asian" shithole :^)
Just kidding, I know this is mostly London.
>>27233073
Why don't you just fuck your mom?
i could have lost it at a new years party for 2016
i was at a friends housereeeeeand one of his little sisters friends was all over me
i snuck her some drinks because she wasnt allowed any and i realise now it would have been so easy to fuck her if i wasnt a complete idiot
>>27233217
i'm ok with just masturbating, ejaculating, instantly closing tabs because i no longer give a fuck, and going back to mindless entertainment
Lost my virginity at 25. Been about 3 years since then. I'm back to being alone and neet. I feel as terrible as I did before I lost my virginity.
>>27233271
Lost mine at 22 with a "relationship" that lasted 1 week (note: when women say they love you they don't really mean it), 28 now and can't even remember how it was.
Technically it still counts but I know dem feels.
>>27228846
Funny, I've said the exact same thing to myself. 30 just seems like the "too late" age to me.
21 here
I haven't had any friends in nearly a decade so sex isn't realistic enough to bother thinking about. It's a dream just like winning lottery or becoming famous.
I also have some pretty severe issues with being seen naked and within unclean things, so I'd probably turn it down anyway.
>>27233073
Same exact situation here. Just completely gave up on sex around 25.
>>27227228
I think people cant change if they inherently dont trust people cuz of experiemces, misunderstandings and combined its difficult to tell anything apart. So we/I just build walls to at least maintaon wjat we have left of what we know, unable to learn.
t-Trump 20...20 16...
Age: 13
Partners: lost count
Pretty easy to spot thirsty woman, just assume how desperate guys look when you really watch how they look at any slightest attention from a woman.
>>27235021
No thirsty woman in my area. Lucky you.
sitting at 21
i simply dont know what to do anymore.
>>27227228
22
23 in two months.
Never have held hands, never have hugged anyone... you get the picture.
I cant even recall the last time I was touched by a female. Hm.
im 26/kissless virgin, i could care less about pursuing a sexual encounter or relationship with anybody. i get horny, i fap, urge goes away, go back to what i was doing.
thats about the extent of it
20 kv
Never even attempted to interact with girls in high school. I can't even envision a situation that would lead to sex.
If it happens it happens I guess though. Still get a boner if I talk to attractive girls one on one.
>>27233073
>1-2k month online
Just scream at some indie video games and become a youtube sensation.
>>27235895
i still sometimes get one when im interacting with them. it's kinda shit how i still have no control over it.
>>27228860
>This isn't a anime where some girl is going to come save me. Life is cruel and unfair.
Right in the fucking feels.
Are you implying that some people come on here and pretend to be a virgin? Who would do that?
hi fa m, 25 kv neet on bux, let me give u my 2 cents and then go back to playing childrens card games
- honestly, for me atleast, ive COMPLETLY lost the desire to be with someone else desu. like the girls i fell in love with in hs ended up being coal burning whores and now are old and saggy, and its like how could i ever love a girl like that
- the goal is to make life liveable, not try to get a gf tb h. like for me playing vidya all day just makes life wonderful. i FULLY support the idea of using any drugs to make your life better
- i know this sounds like a joke or im crazy, but go watch a couple documentaries on ibogaine and do it, or any psychedelics. psychedelics have been shown to dramatically reduce depression, increase blood flow to the brain, very effectively reduce addiction and cravings to anything. personally i used ibogaine and magic mushrooms to help myself quit porn and sugar. now im on a keto diet, i lost liek 25 pounds, and i feel like honestly much better. my body doesnt take 3 days to process a meal anymoreit comes out in like 12 hours, im never constripated or bloated, and i dont even exercise because im a lazy shit
honestly just do ibogaine. it cures all addictions, and im 100% everyone who is a kv has life cripling addictions because its the only way u can cope with life. it cures sugar addiction, all porn/masturbation addiction, all hard drug addiction like heroin or bezo or methadone, anything
honestly as long as you dont eat shit and arent constantly depressed you're life is like 6 times better i think. and if u cant quit junkfood get ibogaine
>>27236354
Cool to see ppl doing keto, every advice on diet here is about eating lean, it's maddening.
>>27236398
yeah, its so hard to filter out food and health advice. like there is like 1209381290 people on either side of every possible hearth argument arguing away, its tough
the reason why only like 1% of all people who try keto stick with it for over 1 year is because sugar is so addictive. thats why you NEED psychedelics or ibogaine
in mouse studies sugar was vastly preferred over cocaine and was something like 4 times or more addictive than cocaine
and if you cant quit thats FINE. thats why you ened to do iboga or psychelics, there are a lot of studies that show the health benefits of psychedelics
>>27236354
W-where do you get ibogaine?!
Its been 4 days that I became a wizard. Dont know what to feel really. What is really bothering me is the 0 date and kiss part. Oh and my small thin penis.
>>27236434
online
if ur in the usa or some other country where its illegal you need to leave the country to get it
you can get it in canada or mexico. most resorts are terribly overpriced
if you are broke as fuck, you can buy like 400$ of it online, send it a canadian location, and pick it up from like a postbox or some shit
400$ to cure all addiction. UNBELIEVABLE deal if you ask me
>>27227403
a 12 year old boy with breasts and a vagina
>>27228374
Ah, I recognize you from another of these threads a while back, you were anonymous back then but your style of writing is very recognizable.
Do you read a lot? Got any favourite books?
Wizard a year your junior checking in btw, kanpai senpai!
>>27227573
>anime conventions
>virgins
>2016
maybe 10 years ago but not anymore
every convention i've been to was nothing but normies and their girlfriends wearing slutty cosplay
29 here.
A pretty girl actually accepted my date request last month. I cancelled it out of anxiety and never called her back.
I've been a mess for weeks. I will never forgive myself.
I already accepted it at this point, I don't think I even care enough to have it anymore.
>28
>huggless
>kissless
>handholdless
>touchless
I've never had a female show even the slightest interest in me. At this point in my life just holding hands or hugging seems so alien to me that I don't understand how it's done or how you get to that point. Kissing? Forget about it. Sex? Will never happen and I'd instantly disappoint the girl with my pencil dick and body. At least I'll have extra income to spend on myself. That's something, right?
>>27236454
Ok. I'll look into it, I've been interested in this for a long time.
>>27228976
>Star Wars pillow
>had sex
My nigga
>>27227316
I'm 20 I think we're still young. I consider myself a born again virgin cos I haven't had sex since I was 16 when I was a different person.
only 21 but khv, can't see it changing anytime soon
too dead inside to care at this point
every once in a while the loneliness rears its ugly head, but it usually turns back into a dull numbness within a few days
>>27229368
You've had gay sex. You are literally gay and literally not a virgin.
>>27236744
Fucking this.
What is wrong with these faggots trying to rationalize how they're not gay?
Another man literally got you hard and you fucked him up the ass.
Maybe if you would go outside and talk to girls once in your life you would have a better chance of getting laid. Crying about it here wont get you laid anytime soon..
>Anyone else here not actually meme'ing about being a virgin? How are you dealing with it?
I've been learning to quiet myself and hear my own thoughts, so that I can make peace with this universe with which I will eventually merge.
>>27227324
Because im a fatass.
28 year old virgin, will be 29 in April. Reporting in.
While I like to have my alone time and tend to be reclusive in the fact that the only times I go out is if it is work, errands, or seeing my grandfather, I cannot deny that people still need others to be with. Maybe I am a little eccentric for people or out there. I still don't know what it is, I can make people laugh and smile at work along with the fact that they don't resist me entering a conversation, but that is about as deep as I go. I don't really talk to anyone outside of work and just keep to myself.
It would be great to be around similar people as myself, but I have to accept that they are few and far between. At least I have 4chan and trying out hobbies. Trying to learn an instrument and suddenly the rekindling of my old hobby of drawing after many years of not doing it.
I will die alone, but I will do so fighting.
>>27236779
Extremely low quality bait.
>>27231758
Well, I might have to go on a long vacation. Maybe Japan?
>>27227228
I'm 24 and still a virgin, but I don't even really care anymore.
I'm only just starting to get my life back on track after long years of being a NEET, and it feels pretty good. Maybe once things settle down, I'll start caring again though, I don't know.
27, virgin. i was raised too religiously.
i want casual sex, but it seems like women don't anymore, at least by the time they're 25, they're completely done with casual sex.
everyone seems over-sexed and if you're a virgin you just missed the train and have to wait for the next train but you don't know if you can board the next one either.
Years and years of waiting for a train you can't board.
That's what every date is like too. "Am I finally gonna not be annoyed by a woman, am I finally going to get to have sex".
Nope.
>>27227228
Im 23 yo neet and hate people. I have no desire to be with a 3dpd or have friends.
It is lonney at the top but i love it thaqt way, when im rich im gonna pollute the fuck outta this rock.
>>27236599
My favorite kind of 12yo boy
>>27228798
>I want someone I can just zone out next to a beach fire with and have it be fun and entertaining talking about shit.
I like to talk when I feel like it, but I tend to not talk when I don't need to. I wish more people enjoyed the silence rather than trying to awkwardly force conversation in. You can't always have something to talk about, and at times it is better to take in the sights in silence, even if it is a place you've been at so many times that you might find mundane, but having a moment there with someone you enjoy at your side can bring a different feeling to your surroundings that you couldn't appreciate before.
>tfw saving virginity for my first serious relationship
>they don't want to stick around that long
I'm only 19 so it's not a big deal anyway.
>>27237278
I can't imagine losing my virginity outside of a relationship even if I have trouble imagining myself even losing it. I just don't feel comfortable with others that I don't know too well.
My great uncle is a 68 year old virgin
>>27237389
Post got cut short
Also wanted to say that my mom's brothers are 37 and 33 year old virgins as well, looks like it runs in the family desu
T. 20 year old khv
>>27237426
That just means women can't be forced into loneliness or virginity.
I'm a 32 years old virgin. I don't think I ever really wanted sex. I fapped of course back then, I fap now from time to time but actual sex with a real girl? Nah. Same with relationships. I can't wrap my mind around them. I'm pretty sure it has to do something with my non existent self esteem and goals. Why would anyone like me? Not to mention I don't have any future financially so I can't even count on desperate single moms.
I do what I always did to numb the pain, shut out the real world as much as I can. This will make me a homeless eventually but I don't care about myself.
>>27236622
This
Anime is normiecore
You need to go deeper
>>27237426
My mom' 55 years old brother and 68 years old sister are both virgins. I'm a 27 years old khhv. Kek.
When my parents met dad was 27 and mom was 31. Both virgins. It's like my branch of the family inherited all the virgin powers.
26, 4 years until I become a wizard.
>>27228567
Not true. I lost my virginity at 27. Got with my current GF at 29 and I'm now 34, still with and enjoying regular sex.
I'm 20 and I've never had sex or kissed a girl.
I'm fine with it because I've completely lost my libido one year ago.
Why do you faggots care so much ? Sex is literally a meme, might've been good during your teen years, but now it's just shit.
You're never going to experience teen love and sex with an inexperienced adolescent girl, if you're going to fuck one she's probably had more than 3 different dicks inside her and probably finds sex boring already, the emotion is gone.
Those who have sex after 25, have fun with your roastie vaginas and shitty blowjobs.
>>27236725
You sound like a humongous, intolerable faggot
>>27227228
I'm 19, never even approached a girl in a romantic way, let alone do anything physical. I think if I don't even kiss a girl before I'm 20 I am going to be doomed for wizardry.
It just pains me to think there's literal teenagers younger than me having sex right now and I've never done anything remotely sexual or romantic. My normie 'friends' I made in uni 2-3 months ago are starting to realize I have no life, maybe I should ask one of them to help me out but I think that would be too pathetic, even for me.
>>27227228
22, kiss less NEET virgin
Its alright, I have accepted that I am never getting laid or married and that's alright.
Not everyone can get a Nobel prize now can they?
>>27237494
Let me tell you this, my dad had 3 brothers and 5 sisters.
All his sisters have kids, none of his brothers have kidsthough one has some mental defect but still got married with some other mentally handicapped woman, but no kids.
So of all 9 kids my grandfather had, I was the only grandson who carries his name.And I'm a kissless virgin at 23.
I'm 28 and a virgin. I've had hugs and even held hands; it's just that whenever I get the opportunity I bitch out and don't escalate. The opportunities are rare due to my weight, but I can be pretty charming at times and I have gotten people to like me, just get too much in my head and don't escalate, but I haven't lost hope.
I'm losing the weight now and integrating back into society by finding places to go and making small talk. I'm going to keep working on myself in general (especially my body) and honestly the next time I get the opportunity I'm just going to take it, but instead of sitting around waiting for things to happen I'm going to create those opportunities.
But it will happen when it happens. I don't expect it to be some life-changing event and it definitely wouldn't solve all my problems, but I would like to have a healthy sex life and intimacy with women. Truthfully I've been thinking about just ponying up some cash and paying for it to get the whole virginity thing out my way. It would've been nice to lose it to another virgin girl but I'm not in that stage of life anymore and I may never find an adult woman who is okay with the fact that I'm a virgin/sexually inexperienced.
What else can you do? I don't want to kill myself but I'm not ready to give up on women altogether and live like a eunuch either. I'm a man and a man needs pussy (or ass if that's what you're into).
>>27229177
You are shamed, you are shamed all the time. Look at all the other guys having sex, you're not, you'e essentially worthless to women.
I used to drink alcohol to deal with it but now I quit alcohol and trying to just figure myself out, try and explore my mind, free from drugs, just be myself, pure and unadulterated at all times. It's kind of weird. I remember when I quit weed it was like "is this what it's like to be sober?"
It's kind of boring but in the end, it's life, I want to experience life, not drugs you know, it feels liberating.
Anyway you can see I am becoming meditative and much happier being in my own skin, so that's a good thing I think.
I recommend you all explore your self and your spirituality.
i had a career through most of my twenties and my own place and everything you'd expect a young successful guy to have
but once i turned 27 and was still a virgin i just gave up, what was the point? now i'm a NEET living at home that doesn't even try anymore.
you keep seeing people with less than you having normal human relationships and clearly see that you are defective somehow. i got tired of doing nothing but working, coming home to an empty apartment, paying bills i didn't care about, etc. life is not meant to be played by people like me.
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>>27227228
I'm a femanon in heat and that webm really turned me on. I might even go for a schlick now
>tfw you will never be penetrated and have someone dump their seed in you
20 and virgin, i believe i look quite good even some peoples said that i am handsome, i am just really ankward in conversation and its probably off-putting for females
>>27227228
Having sex is easy, but having sex with a qt girl of your dreams is fucking imposible i suggest you to grab the first fat thirsty girl up to fuck you found and stop being a pretencious fuck
>>27228374
Know when you seeeee him, nothing can freeeeee him
At least your not a fucking worthless chum slut fucking whore that lives off pubes and scraggly meat sticks so chear up your better then every one led.
>>27228798
What kinda food do you buy from Amazon?
>>27227228
I'm 28 and I have accepted that I will probably never have sex.
I'm not super ugly or fat, or have bad hygiene. I'm just so uncomfortable around women that I just can never really get to know them enough for them to want to have sex with me.
>>27228607
because being a fatass is ten trillion times worse than being a "skinny shit," melvin
