it's a "I saved the school from a mass shooter and everyone loved me" daydream
>>27226792
>It's a "I am the school mass shooter and everyone died" daydream
Having daydreams about vigilantism is at least a non-degenerate way to spend your time in fantasy land.
>It's a "I am the victim of a mass shooter" daydream
>a cult decided to execute me in front of everyone and suddenly I used martial arts and defeated them all with hand-to-hand combat
>a terrorist with a explosive vest screamed allahu akbar but I tackled him and threw the vest into a sewage drain, effectively preventing any casualties
>a hostage situation where my oneitus was held at gunpoint and I used my persuasive skills to make him put the gun down only to tackle him afterwards and be a hero
>I'm in class when suddenly I collapse on the floor and get into the fetal position, a blinding light envelops the room, revealing my transformation to a winged angel with near perfect aesthetics, and I ascend into the heavens decreeing god's will
>a long lost relative barges into the classroom telling me I am part of a genetic experiment with supressed meta human capabilities, attaching onto me some sort of device that removes the restraints, making me into a god-like being
it's a "You now have the power to control time" daydream
>dreamed last night I was in high school for some reason
>hit on some young teacher
>get rejected
>tells me later she loves me but can't because I'm a student and she's a teacher
>tell her I've graduated already
>have sweet relationship
>wake up
>masturbate furiously to teacher-student porn
>daydream where I'm not a complete fucking loser
These are really rare because they are so hard to imagine
>it's an "I have ice powers and know martial arts, and my oneitis is being assaulted" daydream
Love these
>it's a 'performing a duet with a cute girl at a party and everyone thinking you're cool and that you two would make a cute couple' daydream
>>27227031
>it's a "oneitis is being harassed by a refugee and beat this shit out of refugee" daydream
>>27226792
So, what, you decided to put the gun down and not go through with it?
>it's a "being talented at an instrument and impressing everyone at a talent show or open mic" daydream
>daydream about living with roommates and getting into shenanigans
>daydream about living with roommates and a girl's boyfriend gets mad that I showered with her
>daydreams about an alternate life where I went to school with some QT on Youtube/Twitch and we became good friends and went to university together
>>27226792
>Listening to a song
>imagine yourself performing it in front of everyone, greatly impressing the entire crowd
>>27226792
>it's a "going to a special school for gifted kids and learning through adversity that you have a special gift even among the other students" daydream
>>27226967
fuck everyone
>>27227162
>listening to a song
>imagine yourself in a music video with that cute girl from work
>>27226792
Careful man, memes are magic.
>have that day dream for days and weeks and months
>school shooting actually happens for real holy shitI was at home sleeping after I got too high the night before and decided to skip my one class that day which ended just as the guy started shooting the place up
JUST
>it's a "pretending to have had a group of extremely close friends who go on adventures and coming-of-age experiences together in your teenage years" daydream.
>>27226792
>saving normies
Holy shit, even in your dreams you're a fucking cuck.
>>27227236
Don't kid yourself, you wouldn't have saved anyone, you just would've gotten shot
>>27226792
I daydream about being super depressed and quiet because of small dick insecurity and make the gifted chads and size whores apologize to me for being the antagonists of love life.
>daydreaming of hiring a hobo and equipping him with a gun and then letting him storm into my class and force me to fuck my hot classmate in front of everyone for his own sexual desires and i guess ill have to go along with it otherwise he'll kill us
>>27226792
>It's a "All the Stacies in my class suddenly want to fuck me" daydream
>It's a "Car chase through 80's Miami" daydream
>It's a "Gunfight in a nightclub" daydream
>It's a "Roller disco swordfight" daydream
>It's a "Vigilante raid on a cartel production facility where I kill everything inside" daydream.
>It's a "Ambush on a drug deal at a harbour warehouse" daydream
>It's a daydream where I am wearing a off-white suit and loafers for any reason at all.
Fucking hell, I need to go to Miami just so I can be disappointed with it and lose this goddamn 80's Miami obsession.
>>27227298
my fucking nigga
>daydreaming of mind control powers that trigger off of flicking the back of a girls ear
>forcing the most innocent girls in school to lick each others assholes
>Listening to my favourite song and daydream about performing that song in front of my ex and her qt friends and make all of them adore me again.
>hugging the pillow while daydream about cuddling with my crush and keep putting her hands off my crotch and when she ask why, i told her i'm afraid she'd leave me because of my small dick and she said she didn't care and she would still love me. God, that fantasy always turns me on
>>27227284
Oh yeah, but that didn't stop me from daydreaming twice as hard for even longer about all the "what if"s about how I could have stopped him with my swiss army knife (kek) and whatever else, and also made me jealous of the people who got shot and gave me survivor's guilt for years.
:DDD
>>27226792
> the I'm in high school with people I went to school with, and they are all still 15 even though I'm 38 nightmare
>tfw I daydream regularly about rescuing the qt I like from various situations
Why are these fantasies so common?
>>27227062
ah motherfucker, lost to this
why has this never happened to me
its an "I posted my suicide note on Facebook and everyone is now posting about how sad they are and what they wish they could have done to make my life better" daydream
its an "I was working stacking shelves and there was a thief and I tackled him and everyone thought I was really cool for it" daydream
>tfw incredibly vivid realistic dreams about my parents dying and me cashing in on the life insurance and becoming omega NEET
>wake up to an immediate sense of regret
its a "stuck in a lift with a qt you've never met before, then get talking and realise that you get each other like nobody else ever has" daydream
its an "im a wwe wrestler and my music hits and the crowd go crazy for me, and there are some cute girls from my hometown who have finally come to the show" daydream
>>27226792
it's a "They asked what's wrong, and I didn't just smile and say 'nothing'" Daydream
>>27226792
> implying I would try to save them
I would just go hide in another part of the room and let all of them get dusted.
>>27226822
/thread
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>not original
>original
kek.
>It's a "I am an officer in a victorious army who just won the deciding battle in an glorious war" daydream
>>27228045
forgot picture related
>>27226792
Holy shit, I do this. Am I autistic?
>it's a I see a person with crutches or in a wheelchair and I envision myself tipped them over or hurting them very badly daydream
>It's a "dystopian future where I became a supervillain and am now preparing to set my master plan in motion while my theme song plays as I watch the city burn to the ground and take delight in the screams of doomed normies dying a horrible death" daydream
>>27228449
>yfw the main protagonist hero whoops your ass and emasculates you
It's a "your recently deceased mother returns in a dream and yells at you about how inadequate you are" dream
>>27227005
I hope that change, botbud
>>27226792
Opposite for me
I get vivid fantasies about doing something along those lines and find I spend an hour going through it in my head
>it's a "I got wrongfully accused of a murder and go to trial where everyone is against me because I'm a socially awkward robot and I seem guilty" dream
>It's a "me and my oneitis live in a pocket demension and just get to live an idyllic life" daydream.
>daydreaming about getting societies approval
It's really not worth the effort desu
>>27227367
Aah this one...originarioh
>>27227376
I'm guessing you've played Hotline Miami?
>Its a "showing up school in black vans and ski masks and going from room to room executing the other students" daydream
I miss school
>>27227443
because you have no talent and women find you repugnant
and yes, I AM FUCKING PROJECTING
>>27227472
Better perish that thought quickly, or you might act on it next time you get smashed
>>27227495
regret that you haven't killed them yet?
>>27226792
No, more like
it's a "I saved the school from a mass shooter and died but my legacy lived on" daydream
>>27227428
This is literally the worse. This shit severely fucks with my psyche.
>>27226792
I have had this exact same daydream since fucking elementary. What is the chance that it is a coincidence.
