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wtf? this roastie has some nerve messaging me what should i say?
not a dubs thread.
Say hey.
dumping bio and pics
>>27226147
Don't be a fucking beta.
Tell her how you'd like to ram your enormous cock down her throat, then proceed to describe in every detail the sex that will occur afterwards.
It's the only way to attract women and get laid.
picture number one
please no ban
picture number two
please no ban
Literally say hey back to her and ask how she is. Christ, fucking autismos.
picture number 3
please no ban
final picture
please no ban
>>27226147
shut up!!! :P
thats very nice anon a pretty girl messaged you now show your mother the game is on
guys i can't say hey. even tinder says that's not memorable
i still need help guys!
Hello Katey, would you like to discuss the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire during the First World War?
>>27226343
just say "hey, what's up?"
actually nevermind ottoman empire sounds good
>>27226278
"Hey girl you not the only one taking pics while you're in the bathroom ;)"
i would also like to show my bio.
if she wants me to sing i need one of you robots to sing for her
fine. ill take the autism route.
>>27226606
Why are you even fucking on that of you can't be funny or come up with anything to say. No one is going to reply to garbage like that because they get that same message 100 times a day.
It's the internet man. You were born in it, molded by it. So act like it.
>>27226720
what should i have said then
>>27226606
You're wasting everyone's time even your own.
can I have a romantic dinner with you? I'll make you some steaks at my apartment
>>27226752
holy fuck i can't win. everyone tells me to say hey and when i do it's the biggest fucking mistake.
how's this for not boring?
>>27226749
Say something about her bio or the clothes she wearing. Or come up with a cheesy line, just make it at least semi original.
Like "in really into origami. Maybe I could bend you into a spread eagle??" Yes it's dumb as hell. But you'll get a reply probably.
You need to walk around or browse tinder with dumb shit like that in the chamber. Then they reply and they give you more ammo to work with and make it funny and cool. Never ever whine, and if what you say is boring then don't say it.
Yes women don't have to do any of that shit to get dates, that are boring as hell, but you're a man. It is what it is.
>>27226814
now you really fucked up OP you autist
>>27226849
should i just wait until she responds before i say anything?
>>27226814
ya thats sure to strike her interest.....if it really does thats a cool girl thou
>>27226894
Yeah move onto another match. You're fine man already you're trying, you'll get better. Don't be too down on one failed match.
>>27226814
You're in luck if she even knows what the Ottoman Empire is.
she probably won't respond and just think "lol what the fuck is he even talking about, hes craaaaaazy"
>>27226208
>smokes weed
>goes to raves
>le netflix is le life
Whore
>>27226814
sigh
as a girl whenever i see people like this i just think that they're fake deep and not worth my time trying to impress
>>27226946
ultra-tard indeed.....
>>27226975
What a well formed argument. I'm reconsidering my stance on this fine young woman. Thanks anon
>>27226814
ahahah I like you m80
i did get another match yesterday. i haven't said anything to her
>>27226966
How much is your time worth fembot???
This is why no one gives a shit about women's words, they are totally hollow and useless.
>>27227041
>>27226251
these qties. post your pic op. im getting matches only with fatbeasts.
>>27227093
Those are the best to practice your text game on
>>27227093
try mine
>get a superlike
>she doesn't respond
>nobody responds
pls respond
>>27226849
>in really into origami. Maybe I could bend you into a spread eagle
Please, tell me you're just fucking with OP.
First liner tip for you guys to try , I have like a 90% success rate with this
>>27227156
but they don't even respond to me. aaand i stopped caring recently.
>>27227178
now i see. youre quite attractive, m8
>>27227315
Post the 10% and 90% equally please.
I'm very interested.
>>27227328
Thanks fellow robot. I'm sure you are, too.
>>27227315
Full on cancer I see dear anon.
>>27227315
kek gonna try this
HOPE THIS WORKS
>>27227353
If cancer equals actually getting girls then yes . Cancer
>>27227338
Writing something because I have to
>>27227338
Number 2 fuck the robot
>>27226552
>law school
>vacation
>tinder
I smell the blood of a Norman or Chad.
>>27227338
Number 3 , its good because women are so self absorbed they are worried about what could possibly be wrong with them
>>27227344
no, i'm not. i'm fat neckbeard that tinders only to kill time while taking a poop.
>>27227338
Here's a fail, she's too dumb so no loss anyways
>>27227504
Lmao what a dumb slut.
>>27227498
you seem like a bretty cool dude. The smile tho, it's too sad.
>>27227504
>people like this breathe
>>27227504
So innocent she doesn't even get it.
>>27227504
send her a corn emoji
>>27226147
Kinda off-topic, but do any of you use MeowChat? It's like a fusion of Tinder and Kik and let's you match up with people from all over the world.
I'm not trying to shill, just curious if others use this app
>>27227588
sounds pretty obscure there probably wouldn't be heaps of people on there would there?
>>27227529
there weren't that much reasons to honestly smile in last 8 years. now i just grin sarcastically instead of putting on honest smile. and if i try to force it out of myself, then the outcome is like on the pic.
>>27227432
>>27227442
>>27227477
>>27227504
Thanks anon. It's good research.
>>27227432
Not only do they have the looks but they also go to places that they're minds could never fully appreciate. Going to ruins and whatnot of ancient cultures that I wasted the last 20 years of my life hearing about, reading up on and getting to know... All the while I'm stuck in my parents basement while some stacy cocksucking whore trots about across the globe. Fuck this world.
every girl loves a rudeboy, its a hook. not a sexual one, just sassy
sincerely,
chad
>>27227529
>the smile
To me that looks content rather than anything else. Like 'I'm out in the snow and everything is perfectly fine'
He has a really good look to him.
>>27226208
>all that other shit
>down to earth
>>27227668
Well to be fair anon "Stacey the whore" works 3 jobs so she saves her money up so she can afford to go overseas
>>27227682
clearly I picked up on it as the guy said >27227636
I brought it up because bitches spot that shit. They have their voodoo ingrained body language reader in their head. They know when it's a sad smile, or a fake smile. Unless you're sufficiently attractive so their guard drops I guess.
>>27227697
It's just buzzwords. That's all you have to know. She could have said
>buzzwords
>film major
>rave
>>27227718
There is absolutely nothing fair about it. Being ostracized from society debilitating your ability to school, let alone function around others basically makes my opportunity non-existent. The only reason she visited those places is because of "trends" and having a well rounded profile means she'll attract wealthier chads. Hopefully the next flight she takes crashes into the ocean.
>>27227718
>3 jobs
3 pimps doesn't mean you have 3 jobs.
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>>27227477
>Number 3 , its good because women are so self absorbed they are worried about what could possibly be wrong with them
Damn, are you a super villain?
>4 days without a match
what the fuck happened, I've changed literally nothing
>>27227792
>>27227881
It's tough to accept that working hard gets you places isn't it? Jealousy is a curse dear anons
>>27227981
Spice up your profile with some new pics then, maybe write something in the bio?
>>27228029
>roastie works as a hooker pulling in 3 grand a night
>calls it "work"
roastie pls
>>27228029just wanted to try and be witty. R8?the joke doesn't make sense obviously but maybe it will fly that these three pimps somehow think that a joint management situation is beneficial somehow. Less fighting.
>>27227792
Now you're just being bitter anon. You don't know any of that.
>>27228132
Yeah honestly it was mainly meant for the poster above you fa.m
>>27228029
Completely ignoring the point that I made. What's hard is the inability to work. What's hard is not being able to conform with society to live a better life. Going out and answering phones while fucking her boss does not in the slightest compare to the hardships of a life of isolation and regret.
>>27228152
Oh trust me I more than know that. You don't spend countless years of your life studying people only to be a fucking moron about it. There is no such thing as originality. Life is on a rail system. The only difference between one Stacy and another is when the same mundane shit takes place, rather than the content or reason.
>>27227178
You have a brige in between your eyebrows. Pluck that thing
>Oh trust me I more than know that. You don't spend countless years of your life studying people only to be a fucking moron about it. There is no such thing as originality. Life is on a rail system. The only difference between one Stacy and another is when the same mundane shit takes place, rather than the content or reason.
That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. What you're saying is normally true, but you don't know anything about that chick. She could have a genuine interest in the same shit that you do.
WE'RE GOING ALL IN LADS
>>27228664
"your dumb fucking face, you dirty whore scum piece of shit, wanna fuck tho?"
>>27228664
Shit guys what do I say now?
>>27228719
You've broken the ice so you know she will reply , try looking through her profile and asking her about something on it , what she's doing this weekend , you could ask how her days been but that falls a bit flat unless she's done something interesting you can talk about
>>27228586
Short of a father figure grinding the importance in her mind or to impress a potential mate the chances of her straying from the all encompassing designated course is literally impossible. When I was younger, more naive I had accepted notions of the possibility only to be shown time and time again that people are full of shit. Be it from personal experience or of those from others. No, she doesn't genuinely appreciate those cultures. She does not have any true fascination of history. She DOES NOT do anything without ulterior motives (mainly mating). That isn't how she was built. She is visiting those places because of outside sources, trends, furthering gains. She will take selfies by some exotic plants and ruins she knows absolutely nothing about beyond the first paragraph of kikeopedia. She will flood her fb with pictures as to assert herself and her social standing, basically like nerds show off gear in video games. It's all to win favor amongst the crowd. Which in turn leads to, well, you get the idea.
>>27226208
>adelphi university
Hey that's right near me senpai
>>27228764
Alright. I think I'm on a role! Thanks, anon!
>>27228813
hahah based anon nice
>>27228778
I'm not saying that that isn't true. I'm just saying that I've known several chicks who were actually academics, and had a real interest in that kind of stuff.
>>27228835
Am I about to get laid lads?
>>27227178
Woahh, you look like a more masculine version of me, did your dad spread his seed across the country and have kids with ~ I think 4 diff women?
>>27228857
Hmmm I wanna see how this plays
>>27228857
Waiting on a response.
>>27226208
>film major
>netflix is life
eughhhh
>>27228931
ya blew it
baka desu
>>27226178
what a wonderful kind of day
>>27228946
What should have I said?
>>27228931
omg
anon
pls
>that swing and a miss on an underhand pitch by a girl
>>27228973
WHAT SHOULD HAVE I SAID I'M AUTISTIC
Things to say to roasties on tinder:to get laid instantly
>There's only one thing I'd change about you
>Your last name
and
>Wanna smash?
and straight whyte boys say they have it hard.. baka
>>27227564
origanal coment do not steal
>>27228813
perfect reply anon, I rate 4/10
>>27228956
>>27228987
you should have made a sarcastic joke
>>27228931
whew lad
but to you defence I wouldn't know even that much
>>27228987
Well we can see that now damn
>>27228946
>>27228973
>>27229012
>>27229016
>>27229022
>>27229034
It's over lads... I blew it.
>>27229050
Classic move Top zoz
>>27229050
have some patience next time
maybe if she takes pity on your autisticness she'll respond
>>27229050
Should have just said "With me" and left it at that.
But since you fucked up, send her a corn emoji
>>27228850
Ease of courses. Family influence. Looks of the teacher. Guy they were seeing or are seeing having absolute dedication to the subject. Guy in their class. Guy in that field of work. It may sound crazy to you but in every circumstance a woman who is capable will do things that seem absolutely insane just to further a certain unrelated goal. You don't have to take my word for it. You'll see it play it with women you "truly know." If that's even possible.
>>27228987
She probably thinks you're stupid now, she was ignoring your implications on purpose, you probably needed to be less straight forward after she gave you a second chance.
>>27229050
You still got it!
>>27229050
>pls respond
I can respect that, anon
>>27229071
>>27229081
>>27229082
>>27229106
>>27229116
>>27229142
My Tinder profile. I thought using Babo and a generic description would help but apparently not.
>>27227668
your literally getting angry because she has more money than you
get a fucking job and stop obsessing over things you will never have unless you work like stacy did
>>27229050
Hahaha pls respond , you had to go full autistic didn't you
>>27227668
> not working, living in your parents basement, not going to school to get a better job
> fuck this girl for being able to do things when I don't do anything for myself
Christ mate, just get a job if you wanna travel. Or join the military and get to go to the Middle East.
>>27227792
you people piss me the fuck off. you have no idea how hard work is do you?
there are poor people out there that didnt get the luxuries that you did who have to put food on the table. instead of shitposting they work their asses of just so their kids will have something to look forward too. a future. a life better than this.
but you people? you chose to waste your life in highschool and now you shitpost because your an absolute retard who has no knowledge and cant even get a job, not because your not qualified, but because you dont feel like it
fucking kill youself, i cant believe i have to breathe the same air as you
ROUND 2 LADS
5 decides what I say.
>>27229343
ooga boogga bix noods muddafugga
>>27229343
u wan 2 fug? :DDD
>>27229343
wan sum dick?le original comment
>>27229343
you have to wait for her to reply first to know what to say desu
>>27229385
might actually work desu
>get a match
>Its a fucking 16 year old
I just cant win
>>27229169
>>27229183
Has already been discussed, normies. All that schooling and yet built with an inherent inability to cognitively perceive understandings beyond your own fabrications. You should be the ones receiving disability checks.
>>27229385
Delivering. Waiting for response.
5 and 9 decides.
>>27229155
>"having fun"
>"adventuring"
the emptiest of buzzwords. Proof that women don't give a fuck about the bio.
>>27229427
WE ARE BACK IN WITH MELANIE LADS.
5 OR 9. DON'T FUCK ME UP GETTING LAID.
>>27229506
Forgot pic. Sorry.
>>27229427
>Sorry my friend took my phone haha
>>27229515
Lauren unmatched me. We going back to melanie. What do I say?
>>27229427
>mfw I actually cucked a guy from fucking a random stacy
serves you right you fucking chad
>>27229513
"please respond"
fjalk
>>27229050
8/8 I'm dying here. Totally unexpected
>>27229275
I'd almost go as far as to say you're bigoted with how out of touch you are with rational thinking.
>Choose
>Their kids
I'd first skull fuck your kids long before I'd ever harm a hair on my own head.
>>27227668
Hey bro just wanna say, you sound pretty mad.
>>27227442
>what's different about you?
>I am attractive
am I the only one who hates narcissistic cunts like this?
>>27229414
> You can't understand how much of a piece of shit I am
Well when you put it that way...
>>27229702
No anon I feel the same , hate when they love themselves. I would still love to fuck her though tbqh
>>27229652
Yeah, bud, it is pretty aggravating.
>>27229716
Someone's feeling rather entitled, thus.
>>27226208
she sounds so much fun OP, and shes good looking too.
>7.5/10 3 month gf material here
oh wait, i know you used a fake profile to lure her so fuck off m8
>>27230092
> someone's feeling entitled
Not really. He argues how bad others are and just wallows in his self pity while still being smug.
His parents need to start charging rent.
>>27230462
Was referring to the autistic normie who spurged. How many of you normies am I going to have to put down in a single thread. Tick tock wagec.u.c.k It's long passed your bed time. Gotta go on that trendy hawaii trip once a year. "Established"
>>27230537
> autistic
> normie
wew lad. I know there are trolls on here but I can't tell.
>match with a girl
>we have common interests
>bring it up
>reveal my power level too hard and too fast
>no message back
Well, I guess that's a learning experience. Girls are turned off by people who are genuinely excited about things.
>>27228931
Should have said, "I know this guy named [Anon]. He's x y and z, which is why I know you'd have a great time together", or something of the like. Take it as a learning experience.
>>27227001
Wants a woman who sucks her own cock
it's finally habbening
>>27231837
I love you OP
You have turned my day around in one thread
>>27231837
Godspeed brother. Hope she's a good one
>>27231224
Not if its the same things they like anon, remember , it's not about you it's all about them
Jesus christ guys, like this
>>27232247
We both liked anime. I asked her what shows she liked and she asked what shows I liked. I guess I went too in depth for a single reply.
>>27232641
Maybe your tatse in anime is shit...
>>27228029
I work hard and my work takes up most of my time leaving no time for travel. Excessive travel for girls usually means they're deadbeats. Can't make time for both work and trotting the world.
>>27232616
Hey wassup doesn't always get a reply tho cause most hot girls get like 100 of them a day
>>27229402
...is that not a win? You obviously live in a third world country where the age of consent is higher than 16.
>>27226479
she looks jewish dont do it anon call her a jew and leave it
>>27228813
great job man
I really like tinder catfishing threads.
I have far too much social anxiety to deal with any of that myself even though I'd like to.
Yes it doesn't make sense because I'm practically anonymous but the same thing would apply in any 1on1 situation. I start feeling hated/unwanted.
>>27228876
All I can tell you is that he's Italian and that he saw prostitutes at some point.
>installed Tinder yesterday
>got 3 matches today
>I'm too shy to say anything
Why did I even bother
>>27237903
>write to girl
>she replies
>dont know what to say next
>unmatch her
I dont know what wrong with me
>open tinder
>have match
>make joke related to her bio
>she replies "haha yeah"
>lose interest
why can women never take even 1% of the responsibility for themselves?
>met my ex through tinder
>started seeing her in september
>fucked her 6 days after i met her
>started out as a fuckbuddy endeavor, but she wants more
>pretended to love her untill i cheated on her last week
>broke up with her on monday
Who else /womanizer/ here?
>>27238330
I don't blame you. If I get a response song the lines of "lol", "yeah", or "haha" I usually stop responding. They are just filler because they have nothing of value to say. Come back when you actually want a conversation
>>27237903
>getting matches on Tinder
>ever
Actually
>using dating websites
>ever
Get the fuck out Chad
>>27226523
>Cockroach empire
>>27238330
>>27238871
Hope you tell them. Really it's the nice thing to do.
Then again maybe you're retaining the effectiveness of the filter. I think if you point out stuff like that it makes people better.
>>27226966
Yes Femanon because the onus is ALL ON US to fucking entertain you. You just com in and say "hi" and fucking expect us to drive this fucking convo. You are a lazy, useless gender.
>>27226229
Do this OP the results should be interesting.
>>27229050
well you blew it first and now you made absolutely sure she will never reply to you again. wew lad live and learn.
>>27238330
a) they are lazy and spoiled when it comes to dating
b) men have to do all the work, as usual
c) thirsty betas drive up their sexual market value to ridiculous levels
>>27226966
>my time is worth something
>goes on r9k
Apparently not
>>27226208
Holy shit she has absolutely no future ahead of her.
>constantly high
>film major
>nothing going for her
>total Stacy
There is nothing this woman is good at. When she is thirty she will realize she wasted her life using pot.
>>27226814
Oh for the love of.... She is a film major, she doesn't know half those words. She is a massive pothead, who by her own admission is "high all the time"
You would have the same luck if you asked her the 4 life stages of development by Erik Erikson or something
>tfw got first response in 10 matches
>blew it half way through
FUCK
There's only one thing I would change about you.
>>27227315
>>27227397
good line senpai im gonna remember this
>>27241297
What's that?
originf
>>27241313
Your last name <3
>>27227504
I honestly don't get this joke either can someone explain?
>>27241342
You absolute twat.
>>27241392
here is your reply
(just incase you arent bored as fuck like me which is why im replying: its a joke like: you seem so awesome for me I want to marry you. And marriage usually means the girl takes the last name of the guy.
>>27241392
your "maiden name" is changed in marriage to your husband etc
>>27241392
It implies marriage->name change
>>27241519
>>27241511
>>27241503
Yeah that's what I was thinking but I thought it was just some Tinder inside joke. Seems pretty cringe either way surprised it works.
>>27241872
>pretty cringe
its a cheesy pickup line and for that its a pretty good one
i didnt know it yet and would use it
>>27232616
>hbu
you kids and your words
just used the 'theres only one thing i would change' opener on a chick and i got two of those crying with laughter smileys so i guess i just wanna thank you guys for the help i usually just come here for laughs but today was different thank
>>27241342
Oohhh baby u got me wet XD
>>27243088
stop shopping case
>>27228800
fuck off you tripfaggotu
>>27227432
>travels a lot
>been 2 places not in the USA
>"a lot"
>>27244328
at least 1/3 of all girls love travelling according to their bio
>>27244401
Yeah but saying
"I love traveling"
Is different than saying "I travel a lot".
I travel a lot. Literally a new place every 6 months.
Going to Tibet to "find yourself" isn't "traveling a lot"
