>went to barber today
>they did a shit job and I look like even more of an autist now
>>27225994
ORIGINAL Zozzle
they fucked your shit up
>>27225994
shave the rest off and grow a beard
>>27226223
not him but
>tfw 28 and can't grow anything but a neckbeard
what awful genetics did my parents create to spawn something with 0 facial hair growth on anything but the neck and upper lip
at least you're not balding
>>27225994
post a pic anon
maybe someone can give advice for how to fix it?
protip: get a hitler youth to blend in with the normalchads
>>27226279
Plz no bully famalam.
>>27226310
your haircut looks fine
it's because you're fat that you look like an autist
>>27226310
That neck/chin
I said, plz no bully.
>>27226310
Your hair cut doesn't look badly.
I'm being serious m80.
>>27226310
Sometimes I have a hard time believing normal looking people could end up on 4chins, but I guess most people have secrets. Doesn't look to bad though, try not to be too anxious about it.
>>27226366
>wants advice
>gets advice
>i said no bully
>>27226310
youre obese homie
not just pretty fat or overweight
but like real porkie pig obese
>>27226310
im sure youd look great if you lost a crapton of weight senpai
balding is forever. being fat is reversible. don't forget that anon.
We're talking haircuts not physical fitness, you bully skellys.
>>27226253
Also not him but I'm 30 and I can't even grow a neckbeard, it's like a throat...pube.. mohawk
>>27225994
>go to barber/hairdresser in the first time of my life when I'm like 23 years old
>don't know anything about haircuts because my whole life it was my mom who cut my hair
>try to mumble and explanation of how I'd like my hair to be cut
>close my eyes and shake the whole time
>"...sir?"
>open my eyes
>it's nothing like I wanted
>tip them extra because they had to deal with my autism and never go back there again
Since then I tried getting haircuts from barbers like twice and it was the same result. I haven't had a haircut or shaved my head since 2012.
>>27226461
My barber gives me a lollipop, and that helps calm me down.
>>27226461
I wear my hair long with no style whatsoever and get away with it because I have really good hair for whatever reason. I got it cut short a year ago and everyone I know basically said things like "you look like a giant 8 year old, hahaha you look so weird".
I understand that theres a stigma around long hair and NEETs/neckbeards, but I have a round, fat face and short hair just doesn't fucking work.
>>27226494
nothing could help me calm down senpai, being in a chair with that plastic tarp around my neck reminds me of all those times my mom and also older sister used to forcibly use me as their haircut-practice dummy and how their boobs would brush up against my shoulders and back and make me extremely confused when I was like 12 years old and going through puberty
>>27226430
Do you think it would help if I grew it longer and wore it in a ponytail?
>>27225994
>they did a shit job and I look like even more of an autist now
Like that is even possible.
>>27226494
That's not a lollipop...
>>27226602
Try getting a lolli anon, it really helps. Especially lemon and grape.
>>27226596
if you have nice hair and take care of it, it distracts from your face a great deal if you're uggo or even average
problem is most robots have greasy half washed garbage hair
>>27226596
Yup, long hair is always good.
>in b4 it only looks good on Chad
It always looks good. Even if you're the ugliest autist on the face of the earth, there's just something about long hair that complements/masks your features. and of course if you're normal/good-looking, then long hair makes you look even better.
and if you're a crazy person who's balding, long hair makes you seem even crazier so you can own that shit.
>>27226651
Am i not hot enough for your homoerotic fantasies?
>>27226631
Yes, ponytail, manbun, or just wearing it down.
See: >>27226684
With short hair I looked like a walking cuck. As soon as I started growing it out I actually had girls be interested in me and soon enough lost my v-card.
>>27226724
I feel like i would look like when john belushi when he dressed up like a samurai if i got a manbun.
>>27226310
You look fine, dude
Your demeanor and fashion sense don't seem too autistic from what I can tell. You just look like a normal fat guy.
I'd be nice to you.
>>27226310
You need to stop being fat you fucking retard. Literally destroying your life for free.
>>27226310
How the fuck do people get fat. Eating is expensive and tiresome. Exercising is fun and cheap.
Your hair looks normal though.
>>27226768
Thanks fampai. Kind anons are the best anons.
>>27226853
Not everyone is the same friendo.
>>27226755
So you'd look like a chill and fun guy?
>>27225994
Just wear hats.
No, not autistic shit like Trilbys and Fedoras
>>27226969
Honestly, I don't think I'm hip enough. I suspect my wife would make fun of me.
>>27226310
Fake af baka desu senpai baka desu senpai
