Would you push it, r9k?
>>27225161
Sure, fuck this board
>>27225161
Yes, without remorse
/r9k/ wouldn't exist without normies. It's a reaction to normies. To a degree all of 4chan is.
Without normies this board would die because we'd have nothing to complain about. We'd have no more problems.
So of course I would press it.
>>27225161
Depends on what you'd rate my oneitis. She's about a 6 or 7
>>27225161
But then I'd kill myself, so no lol
this would probably kill everyone on the planet except for a few groups like the kalahari bush people.
>>27225161
Press it, then press it again to make sure.
There are other boards.
>>27225161
Easiest choice of my life.
I'd press it and enjoy whatever happens to society. Normies are the cogs and wheel which it turns. Without them everything falls apart.
You must be thinking, that is horrible! Or perhaps you're a likeminded individual who WANTS this to happen more then anything else? Anarchist? Far from it, Its a stupid ideology. I just want to see what happens. Its an experiment, cause and effect.
I suppose what I am trying to say is, some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>27225161
/r9k/ is pretty bad but I wouldn't kill millions of people just to shut it down.
I wouldn't push the button at all. Reality is stranger and more absurd than any fiction I can come up with, I'm very interested to see how it plays out
>>27225161
how do they die? does it effect me?(just wanna be sure, 'im a kv)
>>27225161
I would push it, fuck normies, fuck this board.
Mostly, I just wanna see what the world would be like after this
>>27225161
Yes.
We'd just move to 8ch, we could always rebuild a new order.
>>27225259
>She's about 6 or 7
>>27225161
I'd only press such a button if this board closed and that's it, nobody dies.
>>27225575
She a 10 to me tho <3
Nonroastie too
But then the 5/6s would just become the top tier
>>27225161
i would smash this button with great delight, the world would be better off without normies
>>27225161
Will you push it?
>>27225808
But of course.
cumment original
All hot girls would die?
>>27225808
But I would be getting everything I want by having option B take place
>>27225161
But then that would make me a 7/10 at least, so then I'd die, then the ones bellow me would be at least 7/10, then they would die.
Push the left button for human extinction senapiii`~~~ uguu
>>27225808
Where's the downside though
>>27225808
You could do many good things with one evil act.
>>27225161
7/10 and above normies
So only normies who are 7/10 and above? sure i would press it just migrate to /b/ i guess
>>27225268
>he doesn't want to kill himself
it's like he isn't even a person
>>27225808
>both sound options
>>27225808
>>implying those are two separate things
>>27225161
No, I like seeing beautiful people even if I can't be one.
>>27226471
What a rare and magical pepe.
I collect rare and magical pepes.
Only the uncultured dont like this breed of pepe.
>>27225539
No friend, only normies are affected. Being a kv stops you from being a normie.
They will die instantly, and their bodies disappear immediately.
Fuck no, why would I want something like that?
All I can do is hang on though. Maybe I can make music and at least not want to kill myself.
>>27226657
>No, I like seeing beautiful people even if I can't be one.
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>>27227369
>They will die instantly, and their bodies disappear immediately.
but i want the to suffer, as i have suffered.
>>27225161
No way. I don't think there's been enough quality porn that matches my fetishes made yet to last the rest of my life.
>>27225808
Now this is a great button
>>27227446
Do you watch porn or movies? Would you rather see ugly 4/10 people on them or 10/10s?
>>27227530
>implying all the stuff that exists isn't enough
>implying i watch porn
>not using VR anime
>>27227580
This
>>27227530
BTFO
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>>27225808
I want every sexual life-form to go extinct.
>>27225161
I'll smash that fucking button
Wouldn't that make us the new normies?
>>27225161
Why would I push a button to kill myself and close a board to discover and make new memes. It's a lose-lose situation.
>all these nay-sayers
All of the 7-10/10's left would be, by definition, not normies.
Think of the qt's guys.
>>27229044
You're not a sexual life form, so I'm guessing it'd just be you and your waifu left alive?
>>27229104
Well yeah....
Wait shit
I hate /r9k/ and attractive people.
So yes. Now. Both.
>>27225808
That latter is part of the former. Why wouldn't I press a button that just gives me what I want?
>>27225808
I'd push it even if I didn't get everything I wanted
>>27229104
>us
>normies
>ever
>implying non virgins can be normies
>implying gays are'nt normies
>>27225575
originally a commentierer
>>27225244
>Without normies this board would die
because no one would click on ads, and NO ONE would pay to use 4chan.
Would you?
It wouldn't stop women from picking the top 20% of men. The 6's and 7s would be the new Chads and I still wouldn't get anything
>>27225161
This board would not need to exist if the normies were gone.
If you pushed it, doesn't that mean there are no qt girls left? So now you are stuck with hamplanets and 2d girls. Nothing has changed
So if I'm above a 7/10 but not a normie I get to live?