How's your St. Patrick's Day going lads?
>>27224678
Stupid, overrated, pointless holiday that the Americans glorify more than the Irish themselves, heh.
When did she become such a whore?
>>27224678
>mfw i hadnt even realized it was today
>and now that i know nothing will change
Just woke up as of 7 PM so pretty good thus far.
>>27224678
Fuck off, plastic paddy
if you live in ireland it's fucking hell, all the normies getting drunk and making noise outside
Cleaned my room and went to pick up some liquor, cat stuff, food, and games. I almost got ran over on the way there and when I was leaving the store a group of chimps called me a nerd for no reason. Get home and realize that I forgot to get what I needed and only got the liquor and games. Now I remember why I never leave the house. Also, I didn't know it was St. Patrick's day until just now.
>>27225219
What games, lad?
>>27225021
This. In fact, there's a party going on right next door to me right now.Usually I'd be out getting pissed with my drinking buddies, but none of them wanna go out tonight for various reasons so I'm getting drunk alone.
well i'm breaking the promise i made to myself for this day by drinking
would be my moms birthday if she didn't die when i was 5
>>27224678
I'd totally lick her butthole.
I got stoned and watched bionicle movies.
>>27225247
Beyond two souls, red dead redemption, and borderlands. I overlooked them all when they came out so I figured I'd try them.
>>27224678
I had no idea it was st. patrick's day until now.
>stupid meaningless holiday anyway.
>didn't wear green
>no girls pinched my little cheek
>>27225400
borderlands is great, i also enjoyed 2 and the presequel, yes they are full of cuck normie memes but its worth ignoring those
>invited to a party by a girl
>didn't go
just fuck my entire life up
>>27225481
Yeah, I was playing with my nephew earlier and it seems pretty addicting.
>>27224678
I shit my pants but didn't have to go to work. I spent it all alone though just smoking weed. Now I'm having a beer.
I spent like 6 hours playing hearthstone and am about to go get my third bowl of Peanutbutter Rolo icecream.
No I'm not fat, the coffee keeps me from having an actual appetite.
>>27224939
Me neither.
It's really not much of a holiday in the first place.
It's been a really good day so far.
>This afternoon decide to go to the liquor store, haven't boozed it up in a week
>Walk there, go inside here the cashier say "happy st patrick's day! To the customer at the counter"
>It dawns on me that it's st paddy's day.
>Decide to buy Irish whiskey because why the hell not and it's on sale
>Gonna drown myself in Jameson tonight
Hooray for holidays
Just got back from slaving and now enjoying a 6-pack of guiness extra stout while browsing the net. Happy saint patty everyone
>>27227383
Cheers mate
Original roboto
Well, my gf is out drinking with her friends. I was invited to come but I refused cause I'm socially inept. So just laying around in bed waiting till I feel like doing something
