Describe your day
>Wake up at 9AM to high school brother's friend texting me
>Tells me he needs a case of beer but doesn't have money
>Say "fuck off"
>Try to go back to sleep but can't
>Shower, piss, shit
>Check my email
>Watch "Waking Life" by Richard Linklater
>Shitpost about it on /tv/ for awhile
>Drive to convenience store and buy some five hour energies
>Drink one at home
>Resume shitposting for an hour
>Make a taco out of the pork my dad made yesterday
>Small talk with dad for awhile
>Play Final Fantasy XII in my room for two hours
>Can't get past this fucking dungeon
>Get pissed and stop playing
>Phone call from background check bureau having issues with my paperwork
>Fax them W2 forms ASAP
>Feel incredibly bored
>Drive around for 30 minutes listening to Built to Spill and Belle & Sebastian
>Buy $10 of gas
>Give in to temptation and but a pack of cigarettes and a 22oz
>Now drinking in the basement and about to have a smoke watching Law and Order
>Might go to bed early because I have work tomorrow but will eat dinner first
I'm a very lonely man
>not watching a movie
>>27223940
>gets texts
>talks to his dad
>"omg im so lonely :(((("
fuck off normie
>>27223969
what should I watch mister?
>>27224023
it's a fucking 16 year old who texts me once every month whenever he needs me to buy him beer.
>>27223940
>Wake up 10AM
>Read math for a few hours
>Dick around for like 4 hours
>Still early so trying not to be a piece of shit
Doing my resume / work profiles now
>>27224028
youre moms sex
bump I wanna hear about your days
Wake up at 3pm eat some veggies then l went back to my bed to listen to music.
bump bamp bemp bomp bimp
>wake up around 11AM
>jerk off and go outside for a smoke
>have a bath
>have another smoke
>have a cup of tea
>do my driving lesson
>flirt with my qt instructor
>go home
>listen to some music i used to like
>write a decent poem
>lurk r9k
Pretty fucking boring, but there ya go.
>>27223940
>woke up at 1pm
>pissed and shat
>applied Abreva to my fucking herpes blister
>watched some Youtube videos
>browsed imageboards
>ate two hotpockets and some potato chips while watching Cutthroat Kitchen
>browsed imageboards more while listening to the Interstellar soundtrack
10/10, great day so far
>wake up at 1
>eat cereal
>tv for 30 mins
>30 min workout in my room
>eat carrots and milk
>take dog on walk
>smoke weed
>go to gym to play racquetball with my brother
>really sore
>eat fruit and sausage
>about to take a nap
Later tonight
>drink
>watch basketball
>play csgo
>Woke up at 7
>Get hour-long bus to university
>Attend only one lecture
>God bless foundation courses
>Get the hour-long bus home
>Helped my Dad paint the garden fence
>Dad goes to work
>Make some tea
>Play HOI III, watch animu and browse the internet for anime-related keyrings until midnight
I should probably go to bed now; I don't want to fall asleep on the bus again.
bump. this is actually interesting.
>wake up at 5 pm
>eat, play vidyagems and listen to music
>it's 1:40 am now
>wake up 11 AM
>mom's PCA is vacuuming
>hide in bed and wait for her to leave at noon
>come out and eat a bowl of cereal, mom is falling asleep on couch and doesn't hear me
>go back to room, eat cereal
>watch an episode of precure
>mom comes in and asks if it's morning or afternoon
>tell her it's 2 in the afternoon
>she goes back to the living room to nap
>tell myself I'm really not going to masturbate today
>hour later, masturbate
>play Morrowind but don't really do anything
>6 in the evening, help mom remember what day it is and where she is
>watch big bang theory with her but she falls asleep during it
>go back to room
>get porn ready but don't masturbate
>find this thread
>>27223940
>woke up around 9am
>watched a few episodes of Flashpoint
>Getting hungry and craving some Taco Bell
>take a shower and start getting ready around 12:30pm
>leave the apartment and catch a bus at 1:15pm
>get into downtown and walk to Taco Bell
>get 4 beefy fritos burritos
>walk back to the bus station
>stop at the corner store and get 4 cans of Surge and a Mt Dew
>catch bus at 2:15pm
>get back to apartment around 2:30pm
>watch another episode of Flashpoint while eating my burritos
>start grinding on The Division around 3:30ish
>got done about 15 minutes ago
>take out the trash
>put on comfy shorts and ambient rain sounds
>fold the laundry
>about to take a nap
>when I wake I'm gonna make some dinner, watch more Flashpoint and then grind on The Division some more
The Division is literally the first MMO I've ever played and I'm digging it so far. I'm running everything solo though, at least until the difficulty gets to the point where I start needing to do things with other agents.
>woke up 5:30
>do minor internet browsing and shit a couple times
>walked to work
>Slaved for 10 hours
>come home
>start dinner
>take a shower
>eat dinner
>play a little video games
>play some guitar
>now sitting here posting this
>will soon be taking an allergy pill to help me sleep and repeat this tomorrow
Fucking work taking up 10 hours fuck this normie shit
>>27223940
>Wake up, check phone. Manager needs a ride to work again. 5 AM. Fuck
>Cigarette, shower, hit the road
>Pick up manager, she smokes me out before work. Walk in the door on time at 7 AM
>8 hours making BHO (Dabs). manager is chill, co-worker is tolerable. They mostly talk to each other, but add a joke or interesting fact when appropriate. Maintain Cyborg Status
>Weed laws changed recently, our operation has shifted from "mostly legit" to "Things may very well be fucked" overnight. CEO, Foreman, Compliance officer, etc. in and out all day trying to make things right.
>My manager in and out helping them, not there much. Co-worker in and out, bad at his job and on his phone.
>But I keep my vigil
>The dabs must flow
>3PM, getthefuckout.jpeg Swing by the buger shack (Legit shack, his whole operation is the size of a small living room) Pick up a mushroom swiss burger and some fries. Awww Yisss
>Arrive home, look around. Remember that new schedule means I only see Roommates on weekends or at work. Was more excited about it before it actually happened.
>Eat food
>Walk dogs
>Shitpost loudly
>Contemplate life
What do you guys think? Video games? Drunk 4channing? Fucking kill myself? I can't decide
>Wake up at 7:00 AM, take a shower
>Eat some toast and do some homework before going to school
>Easy day, do some fitness testing but it wasn't hard stuff
>Get home, eat some taqitos and read a little bit
>Listening to some music, getting ready to go play a game maybe.
>>27226777
forgot to add
>got some trips on an anonymous image board
>wake up 6:30 am
>shit late for work.png
>text through lame excuse to my boss
>arrive 20 mins late, nobody cares
>everybody but me and one other dude finishes at noon on Friday.
>tack an extra 15 mins on my lunch break because who's gonna stop me?
>really need to stop buying lunch from cafe's but damn BLTs
>2 more hours until Home time.
>>27227274
get a new job
>>27223940
>wake up at 14/17
>coffee, cigarette etc
>check rss feeds, mail
>do some work
>make something to eat
>go to shopping if needed
>run for 8km
>shower
>do more work if needed
>browse web, watch TV show etc
>shower
>read in bed or browse web on iPad
>go to sleep at 7/10am
same shit everyday, just timing is somewhat different
Woke up at 7, depressed. Played games and lurked 4chan until the afternoon, then jerked off for an hour and a half. (lots of edging, 8/10 orgasm; proof once again that fapping is the highlight of my day.)
Went to grocery store on bicycle, can't get refills on my hives medications (all four of them) until next week. Great.
Even more depressed and anxious. Obsessive mindset so I can barely think straight.
>oversleep til 7:10, need to leave for work by 7:30
>message current floozie, send her a picture of my dick for laughs, she responds positively
>shower, shit and shave
>drive through torrential rain to work
>mindlessly slave away, texting in one hand, shelving DVDs with the other
>get coffee on first break
>spend next hour or so on the toilet, cannot stop shitting
>go on another break, eat
>another half hour on the toilet
>be now, work nearly over
>going to go home and either watch house of cards or harrass autists on gmod
>I hope this isn't what adult life is like
But at least I can POO IN LOO
>>27225155
This was exactly me. I smoked a lot, took baths a lot, was taking driving lessons, and listened to music I did nothing but that for roughly three months before I went to boot.
>wake up 10 am
>have class at 11:20
>live 30 minutes from uni
>still manage to get late somehow
>teacher gives me shit
>ok
>girl I like comes in after me
>teacher gives her shit
>laugh internally
>waste time drawing in class
>dick around with some friends, make said girl laugh with a few jokes
>go home
>friends asking to hang out
>ok sure
>they're busy tho
>have lunch alone
>spend afternoon getting high, drinking beer and watching soccer
>cycle to friend's house
>talk about life
>we visit a robot we know
>he shows us his 3DS game collection
>asks to play worms
>don't have time for that shit
>we leave
>go to another friend's house
>drink some beer
>talk about life
>bike back home
>have dinner
>last glass of wine before bed
>advance a bit on some uni projects
>jack off to HD porn
>shitpost for a while
I'll be off in four minutes. Tomorrow I have class at 8. Not like I mind being late, I'm a lazy fuck.
>>27229610
I have the oddest feeling that you smell awful.
>Woke up at 9:30
>Had to go into work on an off day for a couple of hours
>Told I am being chosen for promotion, $5 raise but now have to deal with shitty, pushy baby boomer boss
>Went thrift shopping and got an okay looking bomber jacket for $7, think it retails for $30 - $40
>Grocery shopping
>Got dinner with normalfag female acquaintance/friend at grand lux cafe, not a date but consider it a practice date I guess
>Browsed 4chin, took shower, and about to watch latest ep of Walking Dead before going to sleep
Eh.
>0540 - Wake up, text team leader I am awake, shit, shave, brush my teeth and get dressed
>0555 - Leave for PT
>0605 - Arrive at company, get told I'm late even though first formation isn't for another 25 minutes
>0630 - First formation, gay ass song singing
>0635 - 0800 - Do PT
>0800 - 0920 - Shower, change into uniform, take nap
>0930 - Arrive at company for 'daily work'
>0930 - 1130 - Sit outside on my phone waiting for lunch, smoke cigarettes, bullshit with other people in my company, whenever I am asked to do something go to the bathroom instead until the privates finish the work for me, constantly ask my team leader why we aren't back at the barracks doing literally anything other than be at work
>1130 - 1300 - Eat lunch, take another nap
>1300 - XXXX? (Scenario A) - Squad leader texts my team leader telling him we have shit to do, team leader tells me and we go back to company or motor pool, we work until we are released for the day
>1300 - 1700 (Scenario B) - Squad leader forgets we exist, spend entire rest of day sitting in barracks room until squad leader remembers he has soldiers and tells us we are off work
>1700 - ~2100 - Play video games/watch movies, play beer pong, hit the gym, wander the barracks hallways yelling at each other and generally being belligerent assholes
>2100 - Calm the fuck down and relax, prep for the next day
>2200 - 0000 - At some point during this time period I go to sleep
>>27229040
>2 showers a day
People are idiots
>>27223940
thats an odd way of carrying your lunch around
>>27229945
my tax dollars hard at work!
>0600 wake up and browse 4chan
>0630 take a shower
>0700 drive to work
>0730 dick around on my computer
>0800 sit in our morning meeting
>0900 dick around on my computer
>1000 visit various people in the office and make lunch plans
>1130 go to lunch
>1300 dick around on my computer
>1400 do my actual work
>1730 drive home
>1800 play LoL
>2400 go to bed
>>27223940
>alarm rings at 6:00 AM
>"I need to wake up early to study a bit before the math test, since I didn't study yesterday because I browsed 4chan all day"
>snooze
>alarm rings at 6:05 AM
>snooze
>alarm rings at 6:10 AM
>snooze
>alarm rings at every 5 minutes and I snooze every time
>eventually stand up at 6:50
>stare the ceiling
>look at phone, it's 7:10
>"Fuck, the test is in 20 minutes"
>get dressed up
>walk to Uni, get the test
>only understand half of it, struggle to finish it
>go get some tacos and eat them at dorm while I watch whatever was on my YouTube feed
>>27230005
Infantry hard at work during 'peacetime'. At least we are going to Japan this summer.
Continuing from: >>27230031
>shower
>suddenly it's 1:33 PM
>French class already started
>arrive to class 15 minutes late
>French teacher hands us the results of the quiz we made last class
>got 6/20
>jesusfuck.jpg
>the 3 girls besides me got 11/20, all of them, though
>French teacher makes us watch a muted musical video
>niggers everywhere in the video
>start imagining them talking niggerish in my head since the video is mute
>giggle to myself like a fucking retard
>grab phone to make it look like I'm laughing at a WhatsApp message
>giggle at least 3 times
>video ends, still giggling until end of class
>class ends
>>27230040
Wish I could go fuck some Japanese hookers on the taxpayers dime. And don't tell me you don't fucking do that I've heard so many stories from POG brats.
>americans who use army time
Literally insufferable
Continuing from: >>27230050
>grab a Parmesan Chicken Subway combo with two cookies and head back to dorm
>watch the newest episode of ERASED while I eat because literally nothing good this season
>suddenly 5:30 PM
>go leave my laundry downstairs
>go to the laundry counter
>lady says: "sorry, you had to leave your laundry before 5:00 PM, not 6:00 PM
>won't have clean clothes until monday
>dealwithit.gif
>go back to dorm
>friend tells me and my brother to go play Smash Bros.
>play for 1 hour
>"I have to go, I have homework to do"
>leave
>go to dorm again
>write this
>>27223940
>wake up early as shit (10am) to three separate alarms
>"rest my eyes" for 10 minutes
>wake up again at 11:30
>walk to clinic at around 1PM
>wait for 3 hours
>get blood test results
>No HIV or chlamydia or hepatitis or any other funny disease
>I might have cancer or something though, gonna get tested again in 3 months
>doctor tells me I also need to get off my ass and exercise
>walk home in the rain, soaked from my feet to my knees
>mom yells at me to get a job
>shitpost on 4chan for about 6 hours
I give it a 7/10
>>27230050
>>27230031
more. reminds me of when I was a college fuckup
>wake up at 8AM
>lay in bed until 10:30
>get call from dad
>get told to go get his debit card from him so I can drive twelve hours to the US-Mexico border to buy some shit he found on craigslist for him
>he arranged this exchange for 8am tomorrow
>tell him I don't want to
>calls me a dumb lazy faggot and says that a NEET has nothing better to do
>get to his work
>tells me I have to first go get a trailer from uncle
>drive two hours to uncles
>he gives me his truck and a gun
>get $700 from ATM
>trailer has a flat
>go to repair shop, spend $500 on all new tires for it because I'm pissed off
>block like eight cars in because there is nowhere to park
>browse 8/loli/ on my phone in the IHOP across the street
>it's 4PM, should probably go
>stop at all non-shady truckstops to load up on cigarettes while I have daddy's plastic
>eat a delicious $30 steak for dinner
>currently stopping in a truckstop to take a break
I feel like I'm going to my doom. I'm going to get my head chopped off by feral Mexicans who are going to use my neck as an onahole.
>wake up 6.30am, stay in bed motivating myself to get up while watching television til its almost 8. no breakfast, just cigarettes
>bus at 9, arrive at 10 something in uni, skip the first class (no money for coffee) hiding behind the building
>lunch is always a frozen pizza heated in the morning
>rest of classes, meet with my friend, talk with some people, write poems and drawings during lectures
>catch the bus back home at 4/6pm, depending on the day, come back home, make dinner or skip the meal
>go to the local bar, smoke some hash, talk with other regulars, sometimes a friend or two of mine might pop up
>come back home at around midnight, stay in the computer a little (make music, watch movie or shitpost and listen to music)
>go to bed, stay awake unable to sleep watching television until after 3am
>repeat
Sometimes i work at my mother's business for some spare cash for cigarettes, when I leave early from uni. If I have enough money, I'll buy whiskey and drink it in the night.
>>27230063
You fucking know it.
It will be utterly shameful for the company if half of us don't come back with at least 1 STD.
>>27230094
Here's more of it: >>27230074
>>27230133
I saw.
Damn man, what's your major?
>wake up 6:40
>get changed, drive to work
>drive around and take pictures since no job scheduled today
>do paperwork for said pictures
>go home
>nap
>watch pawn stars cus guy is in jail
>eat
>???
>now
>>27230105
Lol perfect timing
I have to do a 24 hour EEG and write down everything I do while wires on my head record my brainwaves.
>can go 12 hours without peeing
>at work I can't go 5 hours without peeing
Basically I'm just on r9k all day. Have to set my phone to airplane/wifi mode because cell phone signals interupt the EEG
>Wake up at 10am for favorite class (art)
>Fuck that going back to sleep
>Back up at 1pm
>Japanese class is impending
>Essay overdo by 2 weeks
>Go get some food, see girl from class
>"I assume you aren't coming to class today?"
>It's been decided
>Masturbate several times, fall back asleep around 5:30pm
>Up at 10pm
>Eat more food
>Guess it's time to do something about this essay
>Blow $10 on adderall
>Still procrastinating
>>27230150
Computer Science.
The greentext makes it look a lot more depressive than it actually is, though. For example, I have my handful of friends on each class, in French class I sit next to 3 girls and we're friends too.
I just had a bad day today.
>wake up at 1pm
>watch random videos on youtube
>go to welding school at 6pm
>come home
>>27230271
maybe so. I know it's a silly thing to say and you probably get enough of this from your parents but you should try a little harder and focus on your future. I screwed around too much in college and it took me a long time afterwards to find my way in my current profession. college is great fun, but if you have too much fun, it will not be afterwards
I woke up at 7pm and did nothing but masturbate, browse 4chan and play FTL.
NEET WW@
>wake up at noon
>watch March madness all day
>about to watch some animu and fall asleep
>>27230168
Shit bruh, I'm supposed to do the same thing. The neurologist said its called an EEG monitor.
Basically, I have to wear a portable EEG for a week. I also have to carry a notebook around and record my activities and I'm also supposed to have a camera in my room to record activity while sleeping and whatnot.
The alternative was to go inpatient for 5 days spending the entire time hooked up to an EEG and having my every move watched.
>Wake up at 9:15
>Walk to work and arrive by 9:30
>Finish work at 17:30
>Get home at 18:00
>Program for half hour
>Drive to Scrabble club, there at 18:45
>Ends at 22:15
>Drive back home
>Read this site a little bit
>Will either play some more word games or code some more.
>>27230300
If anything, I'm convinced that college is worth shit.
I'm on my 2nd semester and I'm already employed as a lead-fucking-programmer in some random game studio. Apparently I'm the only one that knows how to properly code in my generation of CS's so far and that's because I learn by myself and don't stick only to what they teach me.... I suck at math, though. It blows my mind.
>Waleup 10AM
>Feed cat, turn on tv
>Watch Fox News and CNN for twenty minutes. Smoke
>Shower and drive to work
>Wait 30 minutes to find parking
>Go to 7/11 and buy snacks
>Work for hours, kill painting project and sit around
>Drive home, stop at liquor store
>Find Parking
>Get stuff for lunch for the rest of the week
>Get home, drink whiskey and beer and watch bullshit TV
>Find this thread
>>27223940
>wake up ~9am
>feed cats
>unload and reload the dishwasher
>tea and blueberry and white chocolate scones for breakfast
>listen to library course lectures for a bit, mostly on reference services
>shower
>go to the grocery store
>come home, eat a vegan burrito and listen to more lectures, mostly on ethics in librarianship
>go to a library interview, interview for ~1 hour
>come home, eat lobster, shrimp and asparagus for dinner
>clean the kitchen after
>check the mail, got a book, catalog the book, put the book on my shelves
>found out laptop battery no longer holds charge
>read a book on Japanese product design
>write a blog post about previously mentioned book
>playing ffxiv now
>>27230408
Good for you man! You're mostly right: College in principle is worth shit. HOWEVER, as awful as it is, having that fucking piece of paper will put you above a shitload of other potential applicants. So many people do not finish college, more than you'd know. It's great you got a job in your field but if you want a better job someday when you're, say, 24, it's gonna be a lot easier to set yourself apart from others if you have a degree AND professional experience.
>>27230497
I know this. This is why I have an impeccable LinkedIn and portfolio filled with visible experience to make up for my terrible grades.
>>27230555
You're golden then. Just watch out for those French quizzes.
>Wake up
>Practice driving with dad for an hour, feeling really confident.
>Take 2nd road test
>Fail
>Everyone expected me to pass and is disappointed.
>Spend rest of day watching anime in my room
Maybe one day
>>27223940
Stayed up to 6 am to write history on Russian history. Snorted adderal with a random chad who was in the study room..
Go to class at one. Go back to dorm. Study Italian, Browse r9k and watch peep show.
>wake up 10 AM
>shower
>shitpost a little, some youtube, maybe play vydia
>have dinner alone
>go to work
>work until 6 PM
>return home
>play bass guitar
>read
>think about life until i sleep, this may or may no involve crying
It's quite comfy at the winter senpai
>>27230600
Thanks, senpai. Nice dubs. Witnessed 'em.
>>27223940
>Has a dad
>complains about feeling lonely
Fuck off normie. I'm 100% serious BTW, I wish my dad was nice. I haven't seen him in years.
>>27223940
I never get what people expect to gain out of these posts. Chad McWhitenight is going to call you a pathetic loser piece of shit, Aiden Edgemaster 13 year old is gonna tell you to kill yourself, and anyone who wants to help is gonna give you cliche advice you don't want: "Workout and read books and have a positive attitude!! xD". So which one do you want to hear?
