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How does it feel knowing that there are guys out there that are so fucking smooth that they could cuck your shit up in seconds if god forbid you had a qtgf and she met them? All he would have to do is be in a setting where he has even the smallest excuse to dance and its fuckin gg for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiOazijZVQ

You may be taller than this guy, have a better face, be more muscular but,--it wouldn't matter because guys like this know how to move their body so much better.
I think I need to start trying to learn how to dance.
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But I've been watching him for 4 years and I have taught myself how to dance like him.

Literally danced an hour a day for years now. I can dance just like him.
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>>27222608
Your are either a sad, small, ill informed little man with zero relationship experience, or a troll.

Either way, good day to you.
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>>27222641
Not a troll. But if you honestly think this guy couldn't swoop your girl you must be either
A: in a really good rare relationship
B:overestimating how highly women think of you, look in the comment section
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>>27222633
I have been on and off trying to learn how to dance and do a kind of similar style with torso movement, but I can't get legs and hips down for the life of me. I now want to start practicing more
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>>27222608
lol why does this look weird
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>>27222704
>this is what skeletalfags actually think
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>>27222788
It would depend on the environment, but I guarantee you women would fuck him over you in any environment where he could bust a move (and a nut all over your qt)
>liftfag honestly thinks they could compete
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Shit thread faggot op probably a little Manlet with ugly ass hair baka desu senpai
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>>27222972
Triggered projector detected.
Maybe try bettering yourself instead of being so bitter?
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>>27222608
Well, there are girls out there who could steal boyfriends in 2 seconds too.

That's how the world works kiddo, if you have an unfaithful gf, you will get cucked, doesn't matter.
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>>27222608
What is this? "Tectonic neoswing shuffle"?
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>>27223028
>>27223028
Nah just wasting my life
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>>27222788
You would have to be p-retty fit to be more desireable in the view of women this guy is at least in 95 percentile of skill for dance I hope thats where you stack up in fitness levels. i want 2 believe but I dont
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Am i the only one that wants to learn dancing because it looks fun and not for the pussy?
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>>27223258
Not at all. I don't worry too much about pussy, Im just trying to bait robutts into wanting to pick up some more hobbies/interests. Since the only threads that get responses are absolute shitposting and copypasta. I actually love dancing alone with some funky shit on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4EHoj35OJ8
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There's a dance studio right by my house, every time I drive by there are smoking hot girls in there. I bet the few guys that go get so much pussy. I could never do anything like that though, I'm not smooth or "loose" enough to dance.
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>>27222608
>Tecktonik
>Smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYhuwu614Y

LMAO@U
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That's the best body type.
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>>27223352
Don't limit yourself with "I could never" if you really want to do something you could always do it alone until you get over being hypercritical of yourself
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Watched this video next to my gf and she said
"Damn he's hot"
Tfw
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>>27223628
RIP IN PIECES ill pray4u
This may only be the beginning
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This guy is a testament to hard work. Newfags might not know this but he has been posting videos for years and is a self didactic.

You guys can do it! Just dance a little everyday!
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>>27223628
You should set up boundaries if that makes you uncomfortable.
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