Dubs decides what I reply with to this roastie. She keeps making new accounts to talk to me on and I keep ignoring her
>>27221615
rolling for: fuck off somewhere else attention thirsting roastie whore
>>27221644
hahahahahaahahahahaha. lets see it faggot
>>27221644
well that was quick mr roboto.
>>27221644
Holy shit you fucking savage, let someone else post before you just end ops life like that.
>>27221615
you have fuckable lips
>>27221644
now we wait, original comment desu
>>27221703
>blocks out my picture on the message
>forgets to block it out on the one I sent
>>27221720
it's alright senpai, it's a small pic but you look cute
>>27221703
>mfw OP delivered
Post her response too.
>>27221806
no response yet but it shows that shes online
>>27221767
thanks pham
>>27221806
>>27221767
>>27221690
>>27221686
>>27221667
>>27221663
>>27221644
Dubs decide what I reply to this one. Shes online right now as well and looked at my profile today
>>27221929
forgot pic, original comment, original comment desu kawaii spaghetti
>>27221929
I don't even care you forgot the picture
say "show me your tits or fuck off"
>>27221929
>>27221948
"3D Pig Disgusting. My love belongs only to Rei Ayanami."
>>27221948
>>27221929
I'm just messing with you. Wanna come over and have a drink? LOL NOT XXD
>>27221948
Tell her you're going to fuck her in the ass.
>>27221948
im starting to suspect you are a undercover chad because why else woudl she just brush off that direct insult
>Chad's please leave.
>>27222044
Kekked and checked
You have to send this post to her OP
>>27221948
>>27221929
"Sorry, I don't like Japanese Cartoons. I only watch Sudanese Claymation."
>>27222044
wow i got dubs twice in one thread and i blew it the second time. just fuck me up
rolling for: how fat are you?
>>27222044
That was somebody else that I have a message from
>>27221806
>>27221957
>>27221987
>>27222034
>>27222036
>>27222044
>>27222069
>>27222075
>>27222084
>>27222086
THE ORIGINAL ROASTIE HAS REPLIED AND SHE HAS BRUSHED MY INSULT OFF. NEXT DUBS DECIDES WHAT TO SEND
>>27222096
Fine you can have a drink from the tip of my cock
where do you want to meet up?
>>27222096
why do you love me dumb whore
>>27222096
What the fuck lol.
>>Bitch what the fuck do you want? At least send me a nude to show me what I'm working with.
>>27222096
Send her the gorilla warfare copypasta
>>27222096
Don't bother messaging me unless you're down to gargle my hairy ballsack and guzzle my ball butter, bitch
>>27222096
"You either come over and suck me off or never contact me again"
>>27222096
What happened in your life that makes you have no respect for yourself? maybe work out your issues instead of trying to cram my ham in you clam
>>27222096
shit i didnt even realize it because both are black and white, sorry brobot.
rolling for: i dare you to send me a picture of your disgusting fat gut.
>>27222096
Do you really want this dick that badly?
>>27222096
have sex with me?
Ghjhfdthjjgggoriginal
>>27222096
Fucking post nudes bitch or I'm cutting you off here.
>>27222096
I am HIV positive
>>27222096
Let's get some OC tits
"Alright, then show me your tits or bugger off"
>>27222096
im sorry, i didn't know how to react. you made me feel something I've never felt before
>>27222096
If you're white (I can't tell)
>Are you kidding me!? I'm fucking a white male! Are you some kind of racist!?
>>27222096
NO YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, DO NOT MESS WITH THAT FRIGGEN KID
IF YOU DO, I'LL RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HEAD AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR FRIGGEN ASS THAT YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP DANDRUFF FOR FOUR FRIGGEN MONTHS
>>27222096
I only date virgins
>>27222218
Let's see some fucking tits girl, or this conversation is over.
>>27222259
R-reroll pls.... ;_;
>>27222096
Check these sweet dubs
>>27222096
"If you suck my cock off, will I die?"
Opie post her pics and bio
>>27222096
"When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 - major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth - known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth - equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube."
girl u trippin
u think a good ol' hunka meat like me would ever want to fuck a mattress lookin' slut like you?
i mean confidence is key but tone it down chump
>>27222096
I have a scat fetish and you don't look the type so I'm not interested
>>27222285
yawn, fat ugly roastie
>>27222096
Say
>bitch I don't have time for this shit right now. I'm trying to roll dubs
>>27222096
I-It's not like I like you or anything b-baka
>>27222096
I want to piss on you and your glasses, I think it will be a cute look on you
>>27222096
I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, good vibrations)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Close my eyes
She's somehow closer now
Softly smile, I know she must be kind
When I look in her eyes
She goes with me to a blossom world
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, good vibrations)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
I don't know where but she sends me there
(Ah my, my, what a sensation)
(Ah my, my, what elations)
(Ah my, my, what)
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations
A happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations
A happenin' with her
Gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations
A happenin'
Ah
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, I'm pickin' up good vibrations)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na
>>27222096
Your stomach hurts, you need to poo
But I won't let you near the loo
Begone from here, young Pajeet.
To the designated shitting street
original the comment meme desu lads
>>27222311
>>27222044
Stop wasting all the dubs you guys
fuck off nerd cant you see im getting dubs?
>>27222325
Come on senpai help a brother get some dubs for this
>>27222096
Haha longboy!original comment for the muute
>>27222218
Reroll boys, let's see how much can she dare to get some dick
>>27222311
Pansexual these nuts, Why is it all girls infatuated with Disney are crazy twats
>>27222311
Dubie dubs
>>27222096
what do you think of our lad nige farage desu lass? saviour of britain desu
>>27222311
Well check them dubs OP. there you go.
>>27222344
okay sure thing champ
>>27222218
Rerowling titsposting
hahahaha dude nice one you look like my uncle
To be honest, I've always been into transsexual women. How big is your dick??? It needs to be at least 7", or we don't play.
>>27222393
Reeolling reshmolling
>>27222218
Dubs shall be granted by our only true god kek
>>27222163
Rerelling for memes
>>27222218
rollerino spaghettios for this
>>27222344
>Haha longboy!
Delivered, desu pham pham. we wait now
>>27222218
rollson for this
>>27222393
Reeling four this
>>27222440
I'm sorry for this, I didn't expect the dubs.
I am an exclusive pedophile. My age of attraction is 3-7 years old. You are kind of old desu, and you dont even have a flat enough chest for me to pretend you're loli. Fucking gross. Get the fuck away from me.
>>27222096
Fine. Whaaaat's the situation captain?
>>27222096
"Ok I will fuck you once but after that forget me"
>>27222440
>>27222467
>dat markovposting
we're off to a beautiful start nonetheless
>>27222466
DUBS
U
B
Slasagna
>>27222507
it's called a lasagan
>>27222468
Rolling. Send to kawaii af girl
>>27222440
Oh lawd
Ig7yfnkigff
Ask her where her niqab is and if she knows dating sites are haram
>>27222481
>>27222532
>>27222526
>>27222549
>>27222486
dubs decides what is said to this weird roastie next
>>27222572
All your body are belong to us
>27222468
send this desu desu senpai
I like to fuck cats
>>27222572
I'll sacrifice you to dark load ... from my african friend's cock
>>27222588
Welp, check em son.
>>27222572
THE DARK LOAD HAHAHAHA, SHE IS ALREADY PLANNING ON KEKING YOU.
>>27222572
Now she's trying to reverse troll? Fucking roasties I swear...
>>27222572
man you're ugly as fuck. quit fucking messaging me
>>27222572
I'm not into niggers
>>27222600
AW FUCK I COULD'VE USED THESE DUBS FOR SOMETHING GODDAMN IT.
>>27222572
Say I got a dark load for you. It's my semen
>>27222468
Please send this original family
>>27222622
WHAT THE FUCK, GODDAMN IT. I'm cursed I swear to god. Well third times the charm I guess.
>Please let us see your titties
>>27222572
I only love mai waifu Miku
>>27222096
>NO
what in the fuck, chads can literally get away with anything can't they
>>27222622
Lmao you fucked up m8
>>27222572
Tell me about your dad
>>27221703
OP is really good looking 10/10 cutie
I'd probs do the same as her
>>27222572
Just show me your tits already.
>>27222588
I can't wait to see this one.
R A W R
>>27222572
FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC ROASTIE
>>27222600
>>27222622
Please OP, I got two dubs in a row. Just ask for titties please.
No seriously. I've fucked 6 cats so far. They are the perfect size for me, since I have such a small dick. They never really seem to like it, though.
>>27222622
Haha that's hilarious, what the fuck
>>27222572
That is a Filthy frank meme... DO YOU have anything mentioning FF in your profile?
>>27222311
Why does the text look so different? Did you fake this OP?
>>27222644
>I only love mai waifu Miku
we wait now
>>27222713
not at all, nothing but shitposting is in my bio
>>27222644
there you go op.
rolling for: you wanna see my dick qt?
>>27222311
all those red flags, jesus
>>27222698
Rerolling plzz
>>27222696
I think this is fair actually
You should do it OP
>>27222724
In all seriousness, would you suck me off?
>>27222724
Call me back once you've entered the anime realm filthy scaver.
>>27222724
A bit cold and pointless, isn't it, my lovely? What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
>>27222216
ARE YOU SURE???
[SPOILER]You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.[/SPOILER]
>>27222724
Titties please, I need to see what I'm working with.
Im just messing with you. You're cute. Want to suck my dick? Just warning you, I do have hepatitis C. But that can only be transferred through blood, so as long as I'm not as rough with you as I was the last girl, you shouldn't catch it.
>>27222800
>>27222600
>>27222622
THREE FUCKING DUBS AND I FINALLY GOT WHAT I WANTED FUCK ME.
>>27222801
Rolling family member
>>27222800
op, you know what you gotta do
>>27222800
>>27222816
Here anon, I sent her that for you since most of the dubs I've been getting are boring
>>27222800
Checked
I'm happy for you anon. Perseverance is key
I love my mom.
Orginial
Wanna show your cowgaloos?
>tits, or i shoot up a schoolthis feels original tbqhwyfam
They better be flat , or no deal.
>>27222800
Come to my house if you want to get fucked senseless.
I've got a 7 incher here waiting for you to drill your pussy.
I'll make you beg for my cum ;)
>>27222863
>do you have a problem with guys who do heroin? I just did a shot and I'm looking for a life partner to share my passion with
>>27222911
w e w
this is original, fuck you mook
>>27222863
>>27222950
>>27222928
>>27222911
>>27222905
>>27222883
I WILL RETRIEVE TITS FOR YOU, ROBOTS. THE ROASTIE DOES NOT CARE IF SHE IS INSULTED.
>>27223032
My fucking man!
>>27223032
So wait is this a fake chad account, or are you a real chad?
>>27223032
DO IT BASED ANON
Tell her "It's just before 9 o clock, it's time for you to see my cock ;)"
>>27222572
>dark load
either this is some next-level freudian slip or she wants to cuck the shit out of you
>>27223032
thank you based internet dating profile liar
>>27223067
my real account I just don't use it much
>>27223032
Ask if she likes Death Grips.
I'm giving you a one time opportunity to have the best sex of your life. Hurry up, I don't have all day.
>>27223032
Don't forget this one after she shows you pics>>27222911
>>27222911
I cannot fucking wait to see where this goes
>>27223155
After you get pics, you have to respond with these two responses famalam.
>>27223091
I was gonna say you're hot for a white guy but then I saw dat dere chin
It's non existent
>>27223069
Gotta go with this OP, he even rolled a 69.
>>27223155
>>27223171
>>27223177
>>27223179
>>27223189
this dumb roastie is being hard to get now, dubs for next response
>>27223032
R E A L H U M A N B E I N G
A N D A R E A L H E R O
Do it for us anon, do it for the lads of this board, in the name of the robot slay this roastie and collect ehr titties
>>27223225
are you playing hard to get?
I will punish you in the bedroom
>>27223225
Look I'll go out with you, but I need a pic of your tits because how else will I know whether you're worth my time or not?
>>27223288
HUEHUEHUE PERFECT
>>27223288
>>27223177
>>27222800
>>27222622
>>27222600
All these fucking dubs, I'm on a goddamn roll today.
>>27223225
Send this formatted as a green text OP
>implying I don't swallow my cum
>>27223225
"Hey I'm bored of this. Why do you want to be a doctor?"
I'm glad you guys never do this with gay men
"As a female, how does it feel having a pair of chest tumors that'll eventually become rotten sacks of puss?"
"So, what do you think about God Emperor Trump?"
>>27223317
My nyggah
"Are you interested in joining the Ku Klux Klan? Its required."
OP any news?
so tsundere
shes a keeper op
also shes prettier than you
>>27223682
>her
>pretty
pick one
>>27223785
I'm literally triggered by the infinity symbol on her fucking arm. Fucking roasties appropriating mathematics
>>27223785
oh shit, didn't realize she's a hambeast
>>27223811
Shit, don't use that as a response. Or do, whatever. But change "her" to "your"
>>27223785
id ravage her 200 pound ass anytime
>"nice infinite tattoo on your arm"
>"thanks"
>"oh wait, it's an 8"
>...
>"you're missing two zeros and a lbs."
STAY TOASTY, ROASTY
>>27223858
> Dr. Hammy, PhD in obesity
No wonder you guys are virgins, you act like shallow teens.
>>27223878
But I'm not a virgin. I just like chaos.
>no girl will ever make multiple accounts to try to talk to you
fucking shit chad thread, gay nigger doesn't know how good he has it
>tfw didn't get a single girl to reply to me
>posted my picture here, rated 6/10 usually
>>27223878
ill admit this is why im alone. i also have a very immature sense of humor. but how do i talk/text like an adult and get a more adult humor?
>>27223914
Hey man, at least you have the balls to put yourself out there. Don't be bummed out your moment will definitely come.
>>27223918
dont try and talk like an adult
try and talk like how you would talk to a retarded person, be chill 24/7 and choose words carefully
>inb4 edgy "HA RETARD kekekek"
>>27222727
Bretty impresive anon
>>27223918
Dude if your humor is funny you don't need to change it. People are always going to criticise you if they think you're funnier than them.
>>27223864
This, right now .
>>27223878
I'm not a virgin and I feel a little guilty about the things I say if that counts for anything
All for the sake of comedy tho
>>27223987
just b urself. I got it mate. pearly penile paulple
I would genuinely try to date her...
>will making nice money in 8 years
>fat and grateful
>has a job, disciplined
>funny and fiesty, fun-loving
>educated
Even though she is a totally spoiled brat
>>27223988
good advice except for
>choose words carefully
every other facet of the internet tells me to say whats on my mind
>>27224000
its not that its just that when im talking to ppl, i realize that the jokes i make usually doesnt make people luagh. i guess im not funny but i notice silly stuff like ppl dricking dicks on stuff and people cursing and doing funny stuff makes me laugh. so i assume my sense of humor is childish?
>>27224130
>will most likely cuck you
>is tipping 300 pounds
>receding hairline
>100% into BBC
>socially retarded
go for it, man
>>27223785
I would pump and dump
You look like Elliot rodger in that pic
>>27223785
the tits to stomach ratio checks out, the tits come out further
looks like dat ass
you're just a bitch nigga
>>27223288
op pls return to uz pls return
>>27224597
>implying she doesn't have pointy beaver tits
Sorry, I was just joking. Care for a date next week?
>>27225722
>>27223288
dubs are stacking
>>27223225
>>27223288
OP PLS WHERE
>>27225722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
"Don't come to school on Tuesday"
>>27227469
Make this one happen pretty pls
The op fag has requirements
