>tfw no big bellied girlfriend
>horrible piercings
>cat ears
>dyed hair
>short hair
>tattoos
>literal hamplanet
That's just unsanitary
>>27221630
seriously
I have a fat fetish but this is basically every red flag in the book
>>27221791
I have a fat fetish too and I think she's a bit too big.
>>27221818
>>27221791
>>27221630
I don't think she's too big
I don't care about "red flags" because that doesn't mater for jacking off
the piercings though, absolutely disgust me and ruined everything
>>27221630
>>27221858
>not wanting to tug her around by the piercings until she cries
GAY
>>27221882
>tug her around by the piercings
i don't think it's possible to do that to a farm animal
>>27221463
Are you the same fuck who keeps invading our cowtits threads?
>>27221463
>face piercings
>chest tattoos
>>27221630
face piercings and tattoos are obviously not good, but cat ears are actually cute and the belly is nice big and round.
>>27221937
no I make belly gf threads
you think if I whine on /r9k/ long enough I'll get a belly gf?
>tfw no smooth legged belly gf
>tfw 200lb gf
feels good brehs
>>27225016
jealous, does she have a nice belly?
Every night before sleep I pray to God to grant me a belly gf, every day I am forsaken once again.
