Tomato is playing a game to generate attention and drama around Eliza. He pretends that they had a falling out and posts fake stories about her. But she really loves him and does whatever he tells her to do, and they cam daily.
He's the ultimate puppet master. Her manager and pimp. He made her and runs her. How will this game end? Will he deflower her and then dump her? Or will he continue to string her along until she kills herself? This controlling and abusive relationship is dangerous for a troubled young girl like Eliza.
I hope he will not damage her soul.
>>27221090
>people are actually this involved and following the whole situation
All I know is they're both pretty cute and I'd fuck em if I knew up, but I don't give it a shit about it past that and I don't really know anything about them
Y'all are some pathetic motherfuckers
>>27221114
Tomato is a guy, dude.
Nice rare Elizas!
>>27221090
Lol lets spread this
>>27221214
I was talking about Eliza and that other girl that is going around, don't remember her name
>>27221214
>obviously eliza not knowing what a bisexual person is
can we please, please permab& here in a way that works?
>>27221365
how much are you on this site? it's ridiculous,
I've browsed this board daily for years and I don't know these tripfags.
>>27221383
Her name is Erica, like the flowers.
>>27221090
mods clear this shit off my lawn
preferably with a flamethrower
>>27221428
there's no way she's that fat
>>27221090
>Will he deflower her and then dump her?
She prob lost her virginity at 13. 90% of girls lose it before turning 14.
>>27221114
She's 15, or she turns 15 this year, so that's fucking gross.
>>27221386
>>27221426
Seriously who gives a shit about these girls.
>>27221446
>>27221491
Look at her stomach. She's not a fatty. Fake.
>>27221536
>Seriously who gives a shit about these girls.
PEOPLE WITHOUT A LIFE
FUCK OFF NORMIE
REEEEEEEE
>>27221554
That is literally the same stomach except she isn't sitting down. Nigga you blind and dumb?
>>27221554
>no face
Can you post more?
>>27221569
Ok, if it was some stupid whore who was at least 18 I'd be still mildly annoyed but ok whatever. But dude she's fucking 14 you creepy piece of shit.
>>27221624
I'M CREEPY??? HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY NEST AND INSULT ME!
Dumping some Elizas...
She looks line an anime hero in this.
School girl uniform Eliza!
15 and she's already a disgusting druggy whore using losers. Makes me so proud.
>>27221684
Yeah of course you are, she's underage faggot.
>>27221723
You're a fucking idiot.
>>27221739
And yet they don't seem to realize it, it's pretty impressive actually.
>>27221770
im pretty sure they do but they are such losers this is acceptable to them.
>>27221709
Hell yeah! That is the screenshot I took! baguette.png
>>27221785
Even if they like being used by women, I thought part of the point is they get some sort of attention. Most of these queers will literally never talk to Eliza and she probably doesn't care in the slightest, as in she will never acknowledge them. So what's the point, you can't even be really used if she doesn't even know you. Like goddamn,
At 15 she has
-experimented with alcohol, cannabis, mdma, heroin, klonopin, xanax
-got kicked out of school for trying to drug her sweetheart
-lost all her friends due to being exposed as a junkie loser
-got sent to a ghetto school full of dindus
-made a legit suicide attempt but survived because she threw up after passing out
-cut herself
-whores herself on skype for friendship
-trips on /r9k/ for attention
When I was 15 I just read comics.
>>27221868
Ok, now I'm interested.... is this true!?
>>27221868
OH WOW
When I was 15 I was homeless, being molested by old women for very little money, doing those drugs and more, stopped going to school all together, was almost killed by a homeless gang, and almost killed a homeless man for 20 dollars.
Get this stupid fucking underage cunt off /r9k/
>>27221890
It doesn't matter because you will never see it.
>>27221890
Yes. She claims to be mostly clean now though.
She went to a private christian school, now she sits in a class on how to google efficiently. No wonder she seeks stimulation online.
>>27221931
post pics, ill consider orbiting if your cute
>>27221931
I'm sorry, but like if this is the girl that r9k idolizes what the fuck. Also this girl is retarded.
>>27221943
TOP FUCKING KEK, THE PEOPLE ON R9K ARE SUCH FUCKING FAGGOTS>
>>27221943
Are you from her orbiter Skype group or kik? How do you know all this
>>27221960
Im a man, homeless gangs don't beat up women often for 20 bucks. They usually just make them their homeless girlfriends.
>>27221931
>molested by old women
nice
>>27221988
Sounds like you should talk to Eliza. She is very sweet and kind, despite everything.
>>27221554
gotta love those ribs desu.
>>27221737
Never seen this before.. That is really top notch
>>27221971
so why you are here?
>>27222026
Hey, Kstew, are you back in the circle?
>>27222028
Why are any of us here, lack of friends and lack of things to do.
>>27221214
>>27221114
>>27221090
>>27221365
>>27221373
>>27221383
>>27221386
>>27221426
>>27221411
>>27221390
>>27221446
>>27221489
download this app plsjust shilling in attentionwhore thread
>>27221814
That's not a baguette.
I saw this girl being an attention whore on a /b/ tinychat like 6 months ago.. she wouldnt show her feet. why is she still around? I dont come here often.
>>27222014
lol as if id get anything out of it. She is 15 loser.
Of course she's kind "despite everything". What is everything? Being a loving family? Taking drugs with your boyfriend? Having faggots buy you shit online because you stare at a camera silent for 5 minutes? Nothing has happened in her life that would be traumatizing or hurtful.
>>27222042
I went back into the skype circle, but some drama happened with Eliza and someone else, and I left for good. Can't handle the autism desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0qOf8B7rw
What do you guys think of tomasquash's latest upload?
>>27222092
Only bad thing I can think of is that she was molested on a train on her way to a Baseball game. She blames herself. Pretty sad desu, she started camwhoring after that happened.
>>27222107
Wanna share some stuff?
I'm always interested in rare Elizas.
>>27222092
Seriously, all of the shit the person said that happened to her happened under her own volition. So what the fuck is that faggot talking about.
>>27222107
give skype or u gay
>>27222014
How do people even get to talk to her?
>>27222125
Please tell me every detail, my friend.
>>27222125
Yeah that sounds real logical and normal and not fake at all.
>Yeah I was basically raped
>Now I camwhore online for attention
>>27222149
Buy her something and attach a note with your email.
amzn wishlist / 3N76XTSVG9BR
She'll respond.
>>27222177
I mean that actually kinda does happen, people get molested and then don't realize what healthy sexual activity is and go crazy. But yeah no she's retarded so that's no excuse.
>>27222066
Thank you for clarifying! I was convinced that was a baguette, but now I know it is not!
>>27221090
LEAVE ME ALONE ELIZA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>27222196
> people get molested and then don't realize what healthy sexual activity
Yeah I know, HI was molested. Nigger I can't even feel love if there is no sex involved.
She comes here literally to get orbiters. It is different, this doesn't make her feel loved. It just makes her not bored for the day.
>>27222183
>people buying a girl something in the chance she might talk to them
kek
>>27222196
That was after she lost all her friends and her family's trust, but before she tried to kill herself.
When she woke up in the ER all alone, she realized that she doesn't want to be dead, she just doesn't want to be lonely anymore, or feel that unbearable pain of rejection. She thinks nobody ever actually liked her for who she was, and feels that she needs to expose her body to get anyone to spend time around her. She believes it's her only asset, thanks to the creep on the train.
>>27222266
Yeah she's not sexually repressed, she's just some whore who knows how to get things she wants from people with no self-esteem. She's just an asshole. Mods pls ban these threads.
>>27222332
This excuse is fucking hilarious. So since she thinks nobody likes her for her. She posts her amazon wishlist for people to buy stuff for her? Makes sense you know, if you're fucking retarded.
>>27222112
I think he's a 25 year old autist who wants to fuck a 15 year old damaged girl.
>>27222332
Nah I doubt that.
Ive seen her at school were other people are taking pictures of her being happy and playful
You are eating her shit story with her greasy baby face in her ugly fucking pjs.
>doesn't want to be lonely anymore, or feel that unbearable pain of rejection.
Yeah I feel real lonely with my group of orbiters at my beck and call. Oh wait thats dumb.
I'm like eliza's age can I become a famous tripfag?
>>27222430
>Ive seen her at school were other people are taking pictures of her being happy and playful
You know her IRL?
>her ugly fucking pjs
Those are epic. You have shit taste.
>>27222441
You have about 5 minutes to post a cute timestamped picture proving that you're female, otherwise you'll eat a several year long ban.
>>27222441
start posting pics and we'll see. doesn't need to be sexy. cute is better most of the time imo.
>>27222453
You faggots never stop posting pictures of her
Theres one with her and a black guy holding hands
One of her just standing there having a picture taken of her
Nah you are a faggot and your girl is ugly as shit
>budget monthly expenses to include waifu costs
am i the only one who does this? i budget $50 every month to spend on eliza. i consider it like utlities, like pg&e or water or phone bill.
>>27222483
>>27222489
I'm neither of those things
FUCK
>>27222453
There's probably pics of her being happy that were on the internet at the time that she was saying she went through those dark times (read: didn't happen). is what he means.
>>27222441
If you're cute and can come up with a good enough fake story.
>>27222430
Yeah this story is blatantly not true, but of course she's a grill so we MUST listen to her. Fucking hypocrites on r9k I swear.
>>27222512
take a xanax faggot
>>27222496
I started working recently, so I couldn't spend any money before. I think it's just fair that I buy her something big for her birthday to make up for freeloading the past months.
Better don't buy her gift cards, I heard she sells those for bitcoin...
Daily reminder, that while you faggots were arguing on the board, she was out in the city getting "gyros" with a chad from here that added her on skype.
It's mystery_horsepussy.png all over again
open your eyes.
>>27222540
I can't get a prescription my psychologist doesn't want me to become dependent on benzos so that's a no go.
>>27222496
do you work or is this beta bucks?
Don't worry, the pimp will kill himself soon.
>>27222441
Same here, all I need now is to give myself an eating disorder and some made up molestaion story and robots will buy me stuff off Amazon
I'd be an attention whore of I didn't any sense of self worth, or if I wasn't of sound mind
>>27222137
>>27222147
I'm not gonna share anything. I have nothing of her on my computer anymore.The skype group is probably gonna fall apart. She brings too much drama.
>>27222332
Eh.
>>27222566
i mow lawns and still live with my parents. so im able to save a little.
>>27222550
have no idea who the girl this thread about is and have stopped caring for roasties but what is gyros?
>>27222594
>She brings too much drama.
How do you mean? I wanted to join over easter.
>>27222615
this is what they did in their room together.
I wish old you teenage faggots got your own board for fake drama, attention whoring and showing tits on skype. Just fucj off you wastes of oxygen get off the internet Jesus fuck
>>27222580
Lets team up and fuck shit up
>>27222594
>Eh.
Is that not true?
>>27222661
lol dude I defiantly would but people I know browse here, and I've already posted face once when I was younger and I immediately regretted it, luckily everyone forgot about me
eliza has ugly scars
ewww
>>27222776
fucked up kid
>>27222776
DAMAGED
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>>27222799
shes so damaged :( i just want to save her and hold her in my arms
>>27222776
>>27222799
isn't she just pretending?
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/ElizaArchive/1
she did all those drugs ? >>27221868
>>27221090
She's just ugly sorry if you read this Eliza/Ciara but you're underage so you shouldn't be on here anyway.
>>27222822
She's over her cutting phase, those are older pictures (late 2015).
>>27222834
She did.
She was a weird kid. She filmed a guy she liked and put it on her blog. Total autismo. This is what happens, if a girl is smart but has no common sense.
>>27222853
Cutting phase my ass, she fucking scratched herself with a fucking pencil lol. This isn't cutting.
>>27222799
the fuck part of the body is that
>>27222902
>smart
smart people don't do drugs faggot
>>27222902
Looks like she's holding marshmallows in the top picture
>>27222910
She played around with a razor blade on stream. I guess she is real old school about her shaving lol
So no one wants to join my master plan to fuck r9k up?
>>27222918
That's a pussy you virgin
>>27222962
Wait, this isn't it?
>>27223006
This is just phase 1, the worst is yet to come
>>27223019
elaborate
original
>>27223019
What is your plan? If you're my age I'll talk with you but I don't want to post my face or anything
throw on a wig and pretend to be a girl with mental problems and daddy issues
anyone have the imgur set of her?
>>27223354
Why do you think there is one?
I think Eliza is a cool girl. I used my thumbs to type this and I genuinely mean it.
While I typed this my mom called and asked if I knew where she could buy a remote control plane and I said "I dont know, one of those hobby stores, a toys r us maybe?"
Anyone know where my mom can buy a rc airplane?
>>27223396
Buy it online like a civilized American.
Remember when Eliza didn't use her body to make people love her?
>bought an expensive remote control plane
>i accidentally made it nosedive into the pavement
>it broke
never again
>>27223479
The face is part of the body you know.
Who is it that keeps obsessing over these 5/10 girls? Where do they come from? What do they do?
All of a sudden they sprung up like mushrooms on this board, and I'm sick of it. I'm here to shitpost and be a hypocrite, not obsess over highschoolers.
i think erica has a prettier face, but do you think eliza has a better body?
>>27223525
>Eliza and Erica
>5/10
I think I know why you're on r9k now.
>>27223532
Eliza wears baggy clothes all the time, so it's impossible to tell.
>>27223532
Eliza has a far prettier face and prettier eyes.
>>27223574
the red flags for me are her skin and her teeth
>>27223548
You know whats weird? Two of my best friends from high school were called Eliza and Erica. Eliza even kinda looks like Eliza.
Pic is her now. This is why you shouldn't have friends.
>>27223425
Nice, this is proof that there is a beautiful force watching over us
>>27223652
Doesn't really look like her to me, maybe the face shape a little
I NEED PICS OF THE CHAD
>>27223652
looks like she has wonderful tits
>>27223768
She does actually. She was my only serious girlfriend. I still love her honestly, although now she's off at college in Pennsylvania and probably forgets that I even exist.
>>27223548
>Greasy girl with pimples, scars, and a horrible personality
5/10 is being nice.
>>27223722
Honestly I was probably just thinking about her when I entered the thread. Its been two years and I still think about her a few times a week.
>>27223874
>greasy
Well of course if she's not gonna leave her hous she can be a little greasy
>scars
She's fucking 15, who hasn't got acne at that age?
>horrible personality
we're judging physical attractivness
>>27221536
Are they actually underage? That just makes this all the worse.
I don't have the motivation to dump a whole doujin or imageset again.
Sleep is pretty important, guys. Try to get lots of it.
>>27223860
you set the bar pretty high to start out. itll probably be all downhill from here on out for the rest of your life, not to be negative or anything.
>>27223911
>She's fucking 15, who hasn't got acne at that age?
She also has scars from attention seeking suicide attempts which we all know is a bullshit cry.
>we're judging physical attractivness
She is still an ugly mess, with ugly pjs
>>27223934
What's wrong with being underage?
>>27223952
she's not ugly be realistic, and why can't you accept that other people have issue other than you?
in the completely hipothetical situation I have the same age as her, should I just add her in skype and try to get nudes?
Can this count as camwhore bullshit if you report it?
>>27221868
you forgot one
>shows her body on omegle for attention
>>27224003
Because her issues aren't real you fucking retard
as if fembots exist
>Im so lonely never mid a fucking skype group dedicated to me
>Im so forever alone
>Ive had sex with 6 chads before this but I swear im forever alone
>>27223525
Most people on this board are just shit normalfag redditors who is obsessed with shit like this. It was the eggfag before this.
>>27223947
>It'll probably be all downhill from here
I know that.
>>27223957
I'm writing this to get past the content filter. See pic related
>>27223957
Damn, that is really qt. Jesus
>>27224065
Not a single of those skype people actually cares about her. They all just want female validation and the occasional picture to jerk off to. If she stopped being female, they would drop her in an instant. She knows this, but what's the alternative? Nobody likes her IRL either. She doesn't want to die. She's trapped herself in this nightmare of loneliness, and it's all because she fucked up once with her drugs.
>>27224171
You take and take and take, but never give back.
>>27223947
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
unsurprisingly not original comment
>>27224156
Ooh la la I didn't have this bait image thanks m8
>>27224201
I dont have anything to give and I wont be giving anything. Pretty much cant.Consider me just another run-of-the-mill orbiter now with nothing to provide
>>27224270
giveskypeFAGGOTTAAHHHFUCKU
>>27224184
lol what a fake fucking story
you have to be really fucking stupid to believe that
>Nobody likes her IRL either.
I doubt that hardcore
Little white girl that does drugs?
More like little white girl down to fuck for some cheap fun.
>She's trapped herself in this nightmare of loneliness
surrounded by people willing to give her shit
I honestly thought /r9k/ was smarter than a 15 year old girl learning the tricks of being a women but nope. Literally retarded sub humans that never learn, not even the red or black pill can save you.
homuraakemididnothingwrong
>>27224213
no ive never. a few girls were sort of intrested in me, but they were really obese or had messed up faces. never anyone as desirable as what you had.
>>27224290
I cant post skype.
>>27224386
DUDE BE MY FAMILY I CAN MAKE A FALSE E-MAIL DONT BE A JEW
>>27224386
That's not me, don't give him anything.
>>27224432
>Acting like the exact person that shouldn't get Eliza's skype
I have it too anon, donate 10 bucks to her gofundme and ill give it to you.
>>27224322
this is her skype btw
>>27224445
how im supposed to act?
In a year she will regret ever posting on here. How sad of a person do you have to be to attention whore on here at 14?
>>27224527
see >>27221868
She had a hard life.
>>27224307
You're both right, no one really cares about her. At least in the way they think they do. They're both guilty. The anons only want female validation and the stupid roastie wants stuff from them. So both of them give each other what she wants. Some people don't realize this and actually do end up caring for her and when they get hurt blame women. Which is why I hate these whores because they devalue actual women.
>>27224569
I think Eliza actually does primarily want companionship.
>>27224610
Yeah but there's better ways to do it than pandering to these poor bastards who are hopeful. It seems kinda predatory, and what's the whole point of the amazon wishlist then?
>>27224552
>She had a hard life.
Sure supposedly, but how do you know it's even true? And if it is then having grown men give her attention is in no shape or form going to help her out. It's going to fuck up her even more, and she'll get to a point where she looks back and wishes she'd never posted/people here hadn't pounced on her.
>>27224647
It falls on a few people, the people that keep letting her do it (i.e. the mods) and the anons on here giving her attention (technically me included) and her. She's definitely seeking attention, I don't get how no one sees this. Ah well what can you do.
>>27224633
She's socially inept and afraid of offending people, so she does stupid things people tell her to do. The wishlist is "advice" from Erica, who quickly made her own after testing the waters through Eliza. Pretty much everything Eliza does is a response to a prompt by one of her skype contacts. Back when she started to videochat, she would just awkwardly sit there for hours doing nothing, listening to people. She's a very quiet girl.
>>27224610
Lol i doubt it
She wants pedos to buy her stuff and uses the internet to keep them a safe distance
>>27223952
>White girl with fully developed bone structure and blue eyes
>Ugly
Lol, you fucking hideous ethnic with your hideous curved facial bones.
>>27224716
its a win-win though. everyones happy. pedos get to adore and worship a cute young girl that they can pretend cares about them. and eliza gets free stuff.
>>27224647
Several of those points could be confirmed independently, and other were implied or hinted at months ago, so unless she had her story planned out from the beginning and is a criminal mastermind, it's probably true.
>>27224754
They can do it away from here get this ugly cunt the fuck out of here
>>27224712
Still though, who cares? It's still taking advantage, just because someone tells you that something is a good idea doesn't mean it is. She obviously knows what she was doing, I was 15 once, you're still unaware of the world at large but you still have some semblance of understanding. So don't defend her, all your doing is letting this kinda behavior to continue.
>>27224716
lol yup, the sooner people realize the better.
>>27224344
Honestly that was a good picture of her. She is attractive, but a little less so than the picture made her seem. Just out of curiosity, are you ugly or deformed in any way?
I'm 5'6", 125lbs, no muscle, acne scars, weathered skin, grey hairs at 19. A supermarket hiring manager mistook me for a 30 year old a week ago.
>>27224712
>She's socially inept and afraid of offending people, so she does stupid things people tell her to do
Likely just an excuse to attention whore more. "I can't help it! I have to keep posting pics of my feet if people ask!"
>The wishlist is "advice" from Erica
How do you know? Maybe she just wanted people to buy her shit and Erica follow suit.
>Back when she started to videochat, she would just awkwardly sit there for hours doing nothing, listening to people. She's a very quiet girl.
Not saying she isn't quiet or awkward, but you have to remember that it's not hard to lie over the Internet. It's not hard to put across a persona that means that people do what you want them to do i.e. give you attention, buy stuff, generally validate you.
>>27224705
What do these people think they're getting out of this? Attention from a possibly mentally ill girl?
>>27224744
A dime a dozen except this one has scars is greasy and has ugly bone structure and has pedo orbiters
>>27224822
You simply don't know the facts. Your interpretation is possible based on limited information, but taking everything into account it becomes very unlikely.
>>27224822
I agree with you on everything you say. I don't know what they get out of it, it doesn't really seem like she does anything for the anons anyways. Like part of buying something for someone is being thrown a bone by the girl. It doesn't even seem like that, she talks very generically. If I had to compare it to something, it'd be the way boy bands make vague references to a girls looks so that other girls will think it's about them.
>>27224823
>liking a girl with fully developed sexual characteristics is pedophilia if her age is below an arbitrary number
>>27224847
>im so weird and quirky and shy
>here is a bunch of pictures of me and my feet
>>27224877
i dont think thats really true. i buy things for erica off her wishlist and ive never talked to her once, or have any desire to see nudes nor do i want anything in return from her. i just do it because i enjoyed her youtube videos and shes made me smile and laugh.
>>27224883
>looks like a child with acne
>fully developed
Lol get help you fucking faggot
>>27224847
I'm not even saying all this stuff is untrue. It's just easy to manipulate people online and a lot of guys here seem very very naive. Both parties want attention but neither is being benefited by contact with one another, ESPECIALLY not Eliza other than being bought things.
>>27224884
This desu. It's like she "can't control" what she does, but this only applies to things that will get her more attention like posting pictures of her feet or stomach, or sharing blankly at her webcam.
>>27224883
Dude it doesn't matter what your awful opinion on age of consent is. The point isn't that once a person is physically developed that they're ready for sex. The mentality is important as well, for a 15 year old the difference between 15 and 18 is 1/5 of their entire life. They're still not mature enough for a relationship like that you stupid faggot, at least not with someone whose a lot older than they are. So get out of here you fucking perv.
>>27224883
Nice picture
original picture
why is everyone arguing? eliza is just a shallow 15 year old that loves attention. she's naive and easy as fuck to toy with. it's actually quite fun.
she's stupid. like holy shit stop talking about her, as if there's a motive behind everything she's done. she's stupid, and stupid people do stupid things. but she regrets doing them.
if you want to be an orbiter and boost up her self worth, while feeling cozy and warm inside talking to a qtgril, go ahead and add her on skype.
>>27224322
>>27221090
Who is this ugly little boy and why are all you virgin autist obsessed with her, she has such a punchable face
>>27224932
And that's fucking pathetic, it's one thing to support someone on patreon or something because then you get a reward. You literally don't get anything, she's just fucking using you dude. It's pathetic and SHE'S FUCKING 15, and she's taking advantage of guys already. You guys are teaching her to be a shitty person.
>>27223019
Sure, I "might" be close to your age too, how do I get in contact?
>>27224957
gross, what's wrong with her eyes?
white people are disgusting
>>27225085
what is her name on skype?
>I hope he will not damage her soul
I do.
>>27225085
okay, eliza
>>27225285
I'm talking to her on Skype and she's giving out a lot about herself. She's blocked from 4chan
homuraakemididnothingwrong is her Skype name
>>27225285
tell her tomato sent you <3
>>27223479
No
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>>27225343Oh shitWhat if, Tomato and Eliza were the same person?
>>27225343
Why does her gay ass name show up as Ciara in skype.
she has gingafuckingvitus
why the fuck she keeps getting fawned over is beyond me
>>27225565
But then who did that autistic poem?
>>27225198
Are you some sort of fucking moron? It's red eye effect. All races get it.
Lrn2physics you dumb nigger.
Am I doing good?
She shares my interests.
>>27225945
She hasn't answered me yet.
I hope she does indeed like getting fucked in the ass.
>>27226029
wew lad.
>maybe original
Reminder that Tomato is in on this and he's playing us all.
Am I funny reddit?
>>27226170
No you are not. And she's giving you all these one word answers, basically she's brushing you off. You are going to need to do more than just meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHte4yC257A&feature=youtu.be
>>27226089
Good times. Times are dead now.
>>27226170
you're losing her interest man. throw her a quick "i love you ciara..."
that'll give you about an extra hour before she loses interest in you.
>>27226237
i fucking told you to put on that hoodie that'll make you look more comfy and sad, what the fuck, we just talked about this on skype, stop fucking this up
>>27226399
The trick is to buy her stuff.
>>27226237
Inspirational. I want qt friends.
>>27226399
>i fucking told you to put on that hoodie that'll make you look more comfy and sad, what the fuck, we just talked about this on skype, stop fucking this up
And you tell me you are not in on this.
>>27221090
We all know where this story ends.
>17 year old single mom
>drug issues
You kinda want to save her to some extent I guess but then you ask yourself, does she want to be saved. My guess is no.
>>27221090
>Or will he continue to string her along until she kills herself?
Hopefully so.
I want that worthless vermin to fuck off.
>>27226485
B-but why? She's such a cutie.
eliza is the worst thing ever to happen to r9k
>>27223500
I know that feel.
Some piece of shit dog chewed it to pieces after it hit the pavement.
>>27226485
>>27226531
It is true, I hope she an heroes. Also that gif is mesmerizing
>>27226399
I'm not trying to become an orbiter though. I just want to be posted on reddit.
>>27226591
She's starting to lose interest. She won't answer.
>>27226611
Yeah, I think she's gone.
>>27226611
Because she has 50 people hitting her up.
>>27226626
>>27226611
>>27226591
Buy her shit, ez pz.except you probably shouldnt. It's a bad ideaJust send her shit
>>27226525
She's a degenerate.
She's a junkie, whores herself out to older men for attention, and downright manipulates you.
She deserves everything horrible that happens to her.
>B-but she's only 15
She's guaranteed to worsen once she grows older until she's finally put 6ft under by her own hand or become the queen of roasties.
I hate you faggots so much.
>>27226666
How does no one get this shit? It's so obvious, the gods even gave this shit quads to show how true it is.
>>27221868
So she's a broken little whore
She'll end up badly, suicide or pregnant by Chad or Tyrone, so then she'll be a single mom with used goods that nobody fucking wants
Where the fuck did you people get this information about her doing heroin/coke?
Are you just being duped again?
>>27226626
All that matters is that I am laughing.
I like Erica more because I've seen her nudes and it's 10/10
>>27226733
she tells people. she just said she tried meth
see
>>27226591
>>27226733
>Where the fuck did you people get this information about her doing heroin/coke?
Nowhere, they just want to believe her life is fucked up for some reason when in reality she has a life outside of /r9k/, tons of friends and is like every other teenager.
>>27226666
But she's cute. So I'll look at her pictures a lot on here.
>>27226770
Erica is very cute.
>>27226778
>she tells people. she just said she tried meth
And you believe her?
>>27226705
Desperation can turn a man into a shell of his former self.
who is she????????????????
im new on this shit
>>27226794
>Giving her validation
You're the cancer that is killing this board.
>>27226802
This, come on. Every fucking teenager tries to be hardcore by making up lies. She looks like a middle class brat.
>>27226802
no reason not to
tfw im too scared to even try to skype her or erica, because i know they have 50 other guys trying to compete for their attention. sigh. all i want is to be her friend though and talk about anime and video games
>>27226851
But she's so cute. Why can't we just admire her.
>>27226928
you will NEVER get past me, the best nigga orbiter
the trick is to be different somehow, to distunguish myself from the rest, so i will be special to her and she will remember me. but how?
>>27226995
Avoid this
>>27226765
>>27226928
>>27226995
i'll tell you exactly what to do.
you have to hit 'em where it hurts. around 4-5 eastern time on a school night, add her, and she'll accept. don't even send her a message. click on that skype call button with video chat. talk to her, show that you aren't one of the other beta cucks on her skype list, that you have balls and you want what you see.
if you're moderately attractive, she'll fall for you and tell you that she wants to be your friend. tell her to fuck off with that friend bullshit, and say that you want to e-date her. she'll be surprised, but flattered. this will continue on for two and a half weeks. during this time, she's yours. you can literally ask anything from her.
good luck anon.
>>27227053
Tomato got this exactly. If you're moderately attractive, you can definitely have her. Good luck friends.
>>27227053
well, but...thats the thing. im old. and not attractive. im a balding, fat 42 yr old. but im a high-powered attorney. im rich and lonely. is there a way i can work that angle you think?
>>27227105
what if I am a chad?? can i have her 4ever?
>>27227115
dude ill be your boyfriend, money wins all hearts man
and you can teach me law
im a man
>>27227121
Nope. But that's okay. Just admire her qtness
>>27227179
really dude? i am a pro counterstrike player
i am attractive i surf i skate i am very successful
so let me make this clear "nigga"
can
I
have
her
for
ever
>>27227197
go after some 9/10 sorority slut stacey, leave these types of girls for us, reeeeeee get the fuck out
