What exactly is so wrong about wanting a guy who looks like this?
All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day...
I'll take the chubby brunette
Remember to sage the bait.
>>27218396
>What exactly is so wrong about wanting a guy who looks like this?
Nothing. Now be my gf.
>>27218396
>What exactly is so wrong about wanting a guy who looks like this?
Nothingexcept for the mutilated penis.
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day
I wouldn't
Get the fuck off my board roastie
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day.
Nigga fuck that unless u packin 300+ pounds id go for the other one
unless the blonde bimbo was into fighting games of course.
hobbies>appearance.
>>27218396
I want a bald girl with horrible burns all over her body, thank you very much.
>>27218455
>hobbies>appearance.
>>27218396
what if he was just as fit but his dick was half that length and thinner?
>>27218462
It's true tho senpai.
I cant get along with someone that isn't into the same shit as me, let alone get to a point where id fuck em.
>>27218396
Actually I don't like blondes. I love massive breasts though. And I prefer thicker girls as long as the waist is smaller than the hips
That thing is way too long for me.
>that pic
It kind of puts me at ease seeing what that guy's stomach/abs look like when lying down. I have that too and was wondering if it's normal or not, as my abs/core look much broader when sitting or standing.I only have an average sized dick though, but that's fine by me.
>What exactly is so wrong about wanting a guy who looks like this?
Nothing wrong with preferences, everyone has them and they're not all exactly the same - not for men nor woman. Implying all woman want your pic or implying all guys would pick a blonde bimbo over and other body type is just silly.
>>27218508
>That thing is way too long for me.
Mine's a bit shorter. Be my gf.
>>27218396
Silly roastie, bait is for kids
Tall redhead-chaser masterrace here
>>27218396
>i want a top 0.001% guy
>>27218396
There's nothing wrong with wanting a man with a big dick of perfect body
If you don't like it, maybe you should do something about your appearance
>>27218525
I don't think it's a good idea to date fellow retards that spend their time on /r9k/.
>>27218555
Why not? What's the worst that could happen?
>>27218555
>would you date a /s4s/tizen who just comes here for the dank memes?
>>27218592
Not if he doesn't know how to greentext.
>>27218582
>>27218592
Yeah, a NEET shut-in should totally date other NEET shut-ins.
Good idea.
>>27218656
Yes, I think that's a great idea. It's what I want.
>>27218663
That's a stupid idea.
>>27218663
Who's gonna pay the bills and for your luxuries?
Find yourself a provider.
>>27218713
Why is it stupid? Would it be less stupid if I quit being NEET?
>>27218396
But I like all hair colors. And slightly chubby can still look good.
>>27218555
I agree with you. I would like to date a guy who is actually doing something with his life.. Someone who can bring me out of my shell and get me away from my NEET life
>>27218656
At least i'm not a miserable NEET shutin~
I'm rather happy most the time, you should try it!
Would kill to have a body like pic related in OP.
I'm only 5" erect, but I can work on the body of sho.
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs
Way to generalise, jackass.
I guess nothing, but in terms of wanting a relationship both males and females have to accept that they will not get their ideal partner (unless they have realistic standards which few people have)
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day...
nah I want a short, raven haired 7/10. or a taller, brown skinned beauty.
its an undeniable fact that guys have a much larger range of preferences in the opposite sex than women do
I'd take the chubby brunette tbqh
Also s a g e
>>27218746
Exactly. Someone that has passion and their life in order. Friends. Family.
I don't want to date myself. I hate myself.
>>27218774
Nah, I'm OK with being miserable right now.
>>27218861
>Exactly. Someone that has passion and their life in order. Friends. Family.
>I don't want to date myself. I hate myself.
Why the fuck would someone like that want you? Are you retarded?
>>27218861
>OK with being miserable
w-what
Why.
That sounds so sad, anon-chan
;-;
>>27218903
What's the point of dating someone you don't like?
>>27218910
Life is sad.
>>27218396
Guys will take anything over a "slightly chubby" slut.
You call thin women bimbos, but if you ask me, the real bimbo is the girl who isnt smart enough to know when to put the fork down.
>>27218396
>tfw half the size of that guy
What a cruel fucking world this is...
What makes you think you deserve that instead of a skinnyfat guy with an average penis?
>>27218982
It has nothing to do with deserve and everything to do with that I don't find skinnyfat men attractive at all.
>>27219044
well welcome to /r9k/. you're going to be here a while
>>27219044
Lol, too bad. I don't find bottom of the barrel women like yourself so attractive but that's what we have to settle with.
>>27219116
I wouldn't want my skinny ass or uneven tits either.
>>27219084
I'm sure I will.
>>27218396
What's wrong is finding anything BUT that unattractive.
>>27219044
>>27219130
Have you stopped to consider the reason people don't find you attractive is because of your negative attitude and entitlement, and not so much your looks?
>>27218396
you say it like the only 2 choices are someone attractive and someone unattractive.
sorry if you were born with a shitty face and you have to go to the gym but i prefer attractive girls i can laugh with over some boring attractive bimbo who obsesses over her body.
i'd bang the latter of course, but only if the former wasn't available.
you guys are obsessed over the body because you're boring t bh.
>>27218396
Betas think personality matters when it's their personality in question, but expect women to be hot. Its typical beta entitlement.
>>27219157
I'm not entitled and who gives a shit if my attitude repels them or if my looks do?
For all the women browsing: Doesn't OP's picture look a little too big? I mean, aren't you scared of that thing and knowing he can't go full force?
>>27219130
>I wouldn't want my skinny ass or uneven tits either.
I want that, and I'm ripped. Dick is smaller than OP, though.
>>27219226
Perhaps you wouldn't be so bitter if you tried to fix that!
If it's your looks you're shit outta luck, but if it's an attitude issue, you just need to change it.
>>27219245
>Dick is smaller than OP
dealbreaker
>>27219238
That looks like a cervix basher to me.
>>27219245
You only say that because you are thirsty.
>>27219273
>You only say that because you are thirsty.
What do you mean? I want what I want, it doesn't matter why I want it.
>>27219238
I'd risk it. Besides I prefer his abs more than his penis.
>>27219319
You would only want me as a hole to cum in. No thanks.
>>27219332
The abs are really nice but how the hell do you fuck that dick without it destroying your cervix?
>>27219422
Not only, but that too. I don't see what's wrong with that. They aren't mutually exclusive.
>>27219422
I dunno I've never really thought of it. Like I said I prefer his abs so there'd be a lot of foreplay and cuddling involved
>>27218656
B-but you'd be shut in together. Women will never choose this fate. Not if they have a chance to escape.
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day...
I'd pick the former desu
>>27219544
I don't want to be a shut in. I want to have a better life.
>>27219484
They are for me.
>>27219493
It just hurts and pain during sex is the most frustrating and mood killing thing ever.
>>27219595
>They are for me.
That's funny. You mean you'd only want a boyfriend that you wouldn't fuck? Because then he'd just want to use your holes.
>>27219633
I mean I wouldn't want a boyfriend to ever see me as just some dumb whore.
I'm fit but gave up on fem-anons long ago, lost cause.
>>27219595
I've only had sex with a hung muscular guy once, but we weren't dating... So ok the sex hurt a bit but it was nice to be with him.. Do you know what it's like to actually date them? :)
>>27219647
Yeah. That's what I meant, though. Someone doesn't necessarily see you as a dumb whore just because they're attracted to you.
>>27219661
I dated a very hung and fit hockey player when I was 18. The sex was pretty good but he was a smug asshole.
Big dicks look nice but they hurt.
>>27219664
Sure. I guess that's true.
>>27219723
How old are you now? I'm 19 and i've only ever had one serious relationship. Quite a few one night stands though.
>>27219849
I'm 21. I have only been with two guys.
>>27218396
I'd take the chubby girl.
>>27218396
>What exactly is so wrong about wanting a guy with a mutilated penis?
Nothing. I got a thing for sexy amputees myself.
>>27218484
>tfw have a friend irl who just picks girls based on appearance
>ask him why
>he says because every one annoys him so there's no reason to try to find a girl who he'll really enjoy being around anyway because she'll just annoy him regardless
>refers to me as tolerable
Neat.
>>27220552
no you wouldnt you'd take the blonde bimbo :(
therefore I can take the hung muscular guy
>>27220997
i'm not that hung but really muscular, i'd take you
>>27218396
>would pick a blonde bimbo
I have an aversion to blonde hair, would take chubby girl
Nothing. If similar (corresponding) expectations are placed on you.
If I could work out and that'd guarantee me a loyal sweet gf who's really nice I'd not be more interested in being able to support my head on my knee than that. It's a big deal.
>>27218396
A guy like that is LITERALLY all I want.
>>27222798
>A guy like that is LITERALLY all I want.
Be my gf, then.
>>27218396
Nothing we just get mad when you keep denying that size matters.
Theres nothing wrong with wanting an attractive mate.
It just hurts knowing that ultimately youre undesirable. Not even in the top ten of choices. You yearn for sex/relationship/companionship but know that you just cant have it. Like being a hungry homeless man in front of a restaurant. You really want the food, but you just cant have it, no matter how hard you wish.
>>27219273
>That looks like a cervix basher to me.
Yeah same. I sure love having sex with big dicked men and getting my cervix bashed in and feeling like I'm going to throw up. It feels so great that I just never speak to them again because the sex was just TOO GOOD for me.
I have no idea why men still think women love big dicks. Even if you're the loosest whore ever your vagina isn't long enough to have pleasurable sex with a big dick unless the guy literally sits there and barely puts his dick into you and somehow can psychic sense where your cervix is.
>>27222814
oh yeah, I'm so sure that's what you're mad about. It's totally not that god gave you a 3 inch penis
>>27218508
Mine is a lot shorter. Be my gf please.
>>27218726
There is no legitimate reason. OP is just baiting you all because she's bored.
It's sad, really.
>>27223110
Im 7 inchs actually
>>27218746
>Someone who can bring me out of my shell
why cant u do it yourself, leech
>>27218455
>unless the blonde bimbo was into fighting games of course.
Why not date me instead then Anon?
>>27223416
>Why not date me instead then Anon?
I wanna date you.
>>27223318
below average for 4chan
>>27218396
You're wrong, I'd take a slightly chubby brunette over a blonde bimbo any day.
>implying there are any girls in this thread
newfagsWHY DOES THIS CAPTCHA KEEP FUCKING WITH ME
I would crawl over a dozen scrawny blonde bitches to get a brown haired fat boy's asshole.
>>27219942
>I have only been with two guys
>only
This world is sick.
>>27221127
lol, deal's off dicklett
>>27218396
I would take the chubby brunette. No chance I could ever relate to a Stacy.
>>27218396
Men have more variety in body types to which they are attracted. Some like fatties, some like anorexic models, some like fit chicks, some like lazy junkies, and some like nerds. Whatever type of woman is out there, you can be guaranteed that the nondiscriminating cocks of MILLIONs of men are getting hard at them.
>>27224748
I once knew a self-confirmed "forever alone" girl who was constantly in a relationship and had orbiters around her 24/7
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT OF MY BOARD
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORE
LEAVE NOW
>>27225422
i'm not a roastie you fool...
>>27218552
>If you don't like it, maybe you should do something about your appearance
ok what do i do to get a big dick?
>>27225858
inb4 jelqingPEYRONIE TONY
>>27218396
>tfw no bf that looks like that, except uncut
>tfw alternatively,no robot bf
>>27225950
>Desperate guys want a girl. Any girl.
>Desperate girls want a hung, muscular, tall, confident, attractive, rich guy
>>27226262
>Desperate robots want Stacy
>Desperate robots wantlove, I guess
>Desperate robotsdon't want a bf.
>>27226262
>>27226311
>Desperate girl manages to get a hung, muscular, tall, confident, attractive, rich guy
>"Is this the best I could do?" :(
>>27226363
>"Is this the best I could do?" :(
>"Only 6 figures? :/ Guess I can settle..."
>>27218396
I wouldn't. Blondes are my least favorite
Jet black > Dark brunette > Redhead > light brunette > edgy inhuman dyed colours > blonde
But then I'm obsessed with Asian girls. Anytime I'm forced to even make small talk with white girls I start gagging.
>>27218396
There isn't anything wrong with that. Just have in mind that you have to be blonde bimbo with huge boobs to get a guy like that.
Keep your expectations accordingly...
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day...
I don't get this meme.
Why do women think guys like blondes better than all other hair colors?
>>27218396
Nothing, that's why robots shouldn't be mad at women for having preferences, even if we unfortunately do not live up to them.
>>27220820
Then you're gonna love Rust and Bone
I couldn't care less about what homosexuals like you want, OP
>>27218396
I would literally never choose a blonde bimbo over a slightly chubby brunette girl.
Also, SAGE
>>27218396
I would date a guy like that any day.. As long as he's younger than me. Yeah i'm weird for wanting a younger man. I'm 21, but seriously how many guys under 21 look as good as that?
>>27226468
They're the stereotypical Stacy, just like Chad is a high school jock
>>27226462
This.
That guy will probably fuck her if he's bored and she's around, but she can't be surprised when he leaves.
>>27226468
I don't know either, I feel like it's some sort of referential humor but I don't know the show or movie they're joking about.
>>27218396
Nothing but I hope you also look good.
>>27225950
I look like that and I'm uncut. Also a robot.
>>27218396
I want to ride him.
>>27218396
Is that a picture of Nick (won't say his surname) but a friend of mine?
Also, brunette>blonde
>>27227644
Do you really, robot?
Originally really
Jesus fucking christ what a specimen. He probably gets laid every hour on the hour.
>tfw probably gay
>>27218396
>All guys would pick a blonde bimbo with huge boobs over a slightly chubby brunette girl any day
You're joking right?
>>27218396
Yes, but that's just because I know that the slightly chubby brunette girl is incredibly insecure and more likely to cheat
I'm physically more attracted to her, than the big plastic blonde cuntunless you mean the american definition of chubby, which means overweight here
>>27218396
brunette > blonde
bimbo = SCUST
>>27228755
>Do you really, robot?
Yes, really. Well, not exactly like that, I'm not him. But I'm around that level. A bit more muscular and a little less defined.
>>27228904
Still sounds pretty nice.
>>27228938
>Still sounds pretty nice.
Be my gf.
>>27228989
You'd probably snag a better gf, to be honest.A prettier one.
>>27229024
>You'd probably snag a better gf, to be honest.
Probably not. I want a fembot gf.
>>27229024
>>27229062
you've already been 'friend zoned'
>>27229306
I probably would be. Nouncut robotwants to be mybf.
>>27229333
You'd be the one friend zoning the /fit/fag for an even Chadder Chad.
>>27229333
Huh? I do. Three threes, neat.
>>27225375
i hate these women the most. the ones who want to identify with lonely distressed males, but obviously can't are the most selfishly deluded pieces of shit
tfw you will never give birth to a son who ends up looking like that ;__;
>>27218656
>women 101: the post
>>27230280
Roastie pls
Turn down the pedophilia
screw white women its all about them asian neet qts
>>27218396
>comparing this muscular , healthy, big dicked man to a blone bimbo that simply is attractive becuase boobs
Life is so unfair
But no, nothing wrong with wanting him
>>27229563
He'd just dump me really soon anyway. I don't leave the house often, so I wouldn't want to go shop or to the movies.
>>27231432
>He'd just dump me really soon anyway. I don't leave the house often, so I wouldn't want to go shop or to the movies.
That's ideal. Why would you think going to the movies is essential?
>>27231513
That's what the cool kids on TV do.
>>27231432
Chaddest of Chads here. You'd be good for one fuck I guess.
>>27231688
I don't want Chad.
>>27231753
Of course you wouldn't want Chad when you could have the Chaddest of Chads
>>27230280
women are incestuous fuck ups
>>27231570
>That's what the cool kids on TV do.
Anyway, let's just stay inside so you can molest my muscles all day.
>>27232189
You'd let me?I'd love to do just that.
>>27232355
Yes, I've told you a million times. Skype?
>>27218396
I like small girls with short hair. It's my thing now.
