>Get into groups of three!
Groups of three or more is fine
It's only groups of two that stress me out
Even worse was when it had to be mixed groups. "You need at least one boy and one girl!"
>tfw this kept me out of these two other twin robots group every time.
>>27218324
I did not bother to present myself in class. I was mostly skipping. The only class I attended was music, science and gym.
>be robot
>teacher assigns groups of four for us
Sound good?
>get placed with three members of a clique
>one of the roasties keeps bitching about it and how she wanted to work with her friend, think she was on her period
>tell her I didn't ask for this and would rather work by myself, hoping that acknowledging this would kind of quiet things down
>but she still keeps bitching about it
>even the other 2 kids are getting annoyed and tell her to shut up
>doing project
>roastie asks if I have any friends
>other guys tell me to ignore her
>she asks what I do every night, or what I do on the weekends
>you must do something, anon
>my body betrays me and I start to cry
>kids are weirded out
>teacher never comes over to see me crying and let's me split off cause of it, so we just have to work in silence for the next 40 excruciating minutes
>>27218324
>everyone else gets nice groups
>I get grouped with 2 shitskin females
>end up doing all the work because they are useless
>complain to teacher and make them fail the course
>>27218601
Holy shit, anon. I would have gone on a shooting spree if that happened to me.
My government teacher always made it optional. He was truly based.
Come the beta uprising, he will be spared.
>Pair up with the person next to you!
>They just ignore you the entire time
>>27218324
>tfw so dumb that I cant even get accepted into any schools
check your priviledge
>first day of class
>"Okay everyone, spend the next 10 minutes getting to know each other!"
>>27218324
>Get into groups of two
>No friends in that class
>>27218757
>having friends in other classes
you need to leave NOW
>ok we're going to play an ice breaker game!
>when your name is called, stand up and give your name, age, major, and 3 things unique about you
Are you guys all retards? I excelled at group projects, cause I was smart and could do all the work for them. It was the one time I even kind of mattered.
Except for in PE. I'm not ready to tell those stories yet...
>wanna be alpha
>group project
>end up in a group with 4 hot girls and a guy
>they ask who's gonna be group boss
>say me without thinking
>try to act dominant and confident
>conversation dies every time I speak
>girls don't even want to hang out with me 5 minutes to talk about the project
>tfw I could be doing this with 5 betas instead and having everything under control
>>27218757
>having friends at all
Get the fuck out
>>27218324
>be in church
>turn to the person next to you and pray together
>>27218793
>person willing to talk sit next to you in church
Some people really have it all.
>>27218793
>not pretending to be an atheist to get out of it
Pretty dumb tbqhwy familia
I still have dreams where we're separated into groups and Im left on my own
>Aw okay anon, you can be your own group
MAKE IT STOP
>teacher says to get in groups
>says she will assign them
>some normie faggot starts complaining outloud and telling the teacher to let us pick our own groups
>teacher says fine
>mfw
>>27218324
>Get into groups!
>Go to your only friend
>"No sorry anon, I'm with X..."
>Get into groups!
>Class has an uneven number
>If you're in a group: Go into 3s!
>If you're the one not in a group, either
>A: You can work alone if you want anon
>B: You're humiliated in a group of 3 as the other 2 clearly don't want you there and it drives home what a nobody you are.
Though to be honest I preferred HS where I thought everyone hated me to afterwards, where they just ignore me.
>>27218669
this happened to me
i was too shy to say anything so i waited for him (someone smarter and more socially skilled) to say something
he said nothing
we sat doing nothing for like 10 minutes, then he started working on his own
i kept waiting for him to say something, just give me some excuse to look busy
nothing
so i took a random book and pretended to read it to look like i was contributing.
we were supposed to mutually read out what we'd found, but i never turned up since i contributed nothing..
>>27218768
>first time we do this, go full autist and actually give 'interesting' facts
>realize later how stupid i looked
>next times, struggle to even come up with 3 things, at least once give the dumbest fucking possible thing (say where i live, we ALL lived in the same city.), otherwise just give the most boring things possible like "i have a dog" without even any details like color.
> doing work with multiple other schools
> literally never even met any of these people
> in group with complete strangers
> they all refuse to do the presentation infront of like 100 people
> i have to do it all by myself
Twats
>>27218970
>Teacher assigns groups
>Apologise to the other person that they got forced to work with you
>Offer to swap seats so that they can talk to their friend
>They give you a look of contempt but accept
>Ask what work you should do, so you both look busy
>Told to just fuck off and do nothing, they'll handle it
>They don't handle it, just mock you with their friend even though you were trying to be nice
>Blame you for not doing any work at the end of it.
Where did it all go wrong?
>>27218777
Iktf.
>be in group
>everyone looks pissed and bored
>start getting shit done
>give simple orders
>have everything under control before the rest even started to think
>they do what they're told cause it's easy and its working
>suddenly start feeling really charismatic
>end up getting a really good grade
>get respected for fucking once
Feels good to be smart sometimes. Not very often, but it's cool when it happens.
