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OC here.

I thought you guys said tinder didn't work?
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No we've always said it works fine for Chad.
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And I thought you guys said girls never message first?
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>>27217811
chad get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27217857

I'm not a Chad. I don't even lift.
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>>27217876

I'm actually a NEET. I'm here to help.
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You'll never ascend to my normie status.
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Will provide helpful answers to any interested.
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>>27217994
Show us your profile, faggot. Blur out your face or whatever, I don't care.
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>>27217927
So you're neet Chad.
Show your images, with face. It will show why it works for you and not for robots like me.
My face is just 5/10.
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>>27218023

Can't, on iPad. It's just me in a grey shirt smiling with no one else in the pic. Not a selfie. It's probably the best photo I have of me, and I still use it even though it's years old.

Description just says half English half Australian.
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>>27218112
>Can't, on iPad.
Immense faggotry detected.
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>>27217979
Lamo that was pretty funny.
But tell us... Did you get the SUCC?
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>>27218135

Yep, hundreds of millions of people around the world are faggots taking it in the ass from Apple while using IOS.
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>>27217877
You don't need to lift to be a Chad.

Chad = 8+/10 facial aesthetics
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>>27217877
>>27217927
>hurr hurr I'm not Chad guys!
>never mind the fact that literally over 700 swiped right, I'm not Chad!

Quit your bullshit.
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>>27218190
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ding ding ding
plus I doubt you put your neet status on your tinder bio
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Trying to help with how to get numbers.

Asked her if I told her a secret whether she would keep it.
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>>27218193
He's probably using someone else's pics tho. These thread have been constant the past few months. It's bait.
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>>27218262

I am honestly not using someone else's pics.

If you guys think I'm baiting I'll just stop.

This pic shows it pays to be smart but not in an overly nerdy way. Knowing about world affairs makes you seem more interested in things other than yourself. It also shows you should find out what a girls interests are and connect with them.
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>>27218345

Girls can talk about anything for hours as long as they're talking to Chad. You think you would have gotten to that point if you were "average"?
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>>27218345
No, it just shows women are MUCH, MUCH, MUCH more likely to talk to someone who's attractive
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>>27218389
>>27218392

So my pic is from like 7 years ago and I've put on weight since then to the point that I AM average. But by the time I meet them they've already made up their mind they like me, because I engage with them and never do that negging bullshit.
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>>27218345
>being a middle eastern cuck to get girls
Lmao no thanks
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>>27218452
I don't give a fuck if the picture's 1000000000000 years old. You're getting more matches than most people on this SITE, not just board

You're not interested or intelligent. You're just attractive. Don't delude yourself or others by saying otherwise.

I can talk about all the failed pan-Arabism movements until I'm blue in the face, but "Elissa" won't want to talk to me because I'm ugly

Kill yourself.
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>>27218345
Show your image.
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If you don't have a dslr camer you may as well not even play the game.
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>>27217811
>>27218238
>>27218345
>streetshitters
And nothing of value was lost
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>>27219237
This. Think of your profile like a marketing brochure.
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How long have you had your profile, OP?
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>>27219704
>I 'studied' communications

The only thing she communicated was Chad's dick in her mouth a million times
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>>27218345
I bet she's a supporter of palestine. Fucking disgusting.
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I only got two matches so far. I messaged the first one, asking how she was doing she ignored me.

I said fuck it and sent the second one a cheesy lyric from a shitty song, she completed it, I asked for her number directly after that and she gave it to me. What now, what do I say next?
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Tinder/social media threads are useless. We all know you can say anything if a girl thinks you're attractive/high-status. If you're not, then nothing you say matters. The very same things that are considered creepy coming from an average guy are cute or interesting coming from a hot guy.
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>>27220111
Tell her you got trips.
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