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>ywn have superpowers
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>get superpowers
>encounter nemesis
>nemesis has superpowers
>battle
>nemesis fucking kills you because this is reality and you don't let each other live just so you can have recurring characters
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>>27217919
>implying I won't be the villain on the quest for world domination
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>>27217804
>You will never use your skills in engineering and physics to make a super suit and fight crime
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>ywn become a Jedi
It hurts some days more than others.
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>have evil superpowers
>Chad is the hero
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>>27217939
Then the good guy would be your nemesis, famalam.
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>>27218365
Good guy has morals
I don't
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Timestop would be the most god-tier superpower to have in every day life
>you can steal shit
>you can sexually molest qts
>you can spook normies
>super confident and well-spoken because you can think carefully about every line you say
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>>27217804
i fucking just watched this last night, it was so good
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>even if you had superpowers you'd still be a robot loser
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>>27218510
D4C would be much more useful though.
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>>27217804
Some people have superpower.
It is called schizophrenia.
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>>27218510
What if you continued to age during timestops?
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>>27219014
Not that anon, but I don't think it'd be that bad of a negative. You'd be living just as long as you would be normally. You're not really losing anything.
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Superheroes are bacteria.
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>>27219014

with time manipulation powers, you are protected from drawbacks like aging when using your powers.

These threads aren't fun if we're going to be realistic. Every superpower would be a burden to have if we had to deal with realistic drawbacks.
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>>27219736
That's why the guys who write the flash use the "speedforce" to explain the boring shit that would take away from the fun
>>27217804
Don't most supervillain origin stories start with guys you'd find on /r9k/
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