>What's the problem anon? We're in the beach, aren't you gonna take off your shirt?
>>27215076
No thanks. My tits are bigger than yours.
>>27215076
In this weather? It's a bit chilly.
>>27215076
Yeah sure, no problem.
*takes off shirt*
*catches femanon slyly glancing at my physique*
Assuming a girl would go to the beach with me, obviously she wouldn't be in it for my looks, so if this ever happened I wouldn't worry about it.
>>27215076
I feel awkward about this because I'm so ripped that people think I'm just trying to show off
>>27215346
>tfw too aesthetic for girls like in op's pic they stay away from me
>tfw gyno
>>27215380
same make people nervous which makes me nervous like a sperg
Okay. Done. Your turn.
Luckily I've been working out for some time now and it won't be embarrassing for me to take off my shirt.
tfw serious acne scarring all over my torso neck and face
>>27215076
no, emma. pedro never takes off his shirt.
>>27215405
Don't worry, we'll get the surgery we need eventually. Just gotta hang in there for the 5000 dollars.
>>27215380
>>27215419
Are you just bragging or do you want a solution?
Solution: Begin cutting your muscle mass, you already fucked up by going too far down the rabbit hole. If it looks like you work out, you fucked up. You need to be able to say "nah, I don't hit the gym, my genes are just like this lol".
TFW colonoscopy bag
Am I the only one with pectus excavatum here or what
>>27218019
:^)
very original comment
I said it's very original, chink, let me post
Tfw huge scar on back and a women's rack
>>27218058
I have it and I want to die. There is literally nothing worse than suffering from this, it secures your virginity for life
>>27218561
not that anon but yours must be bad. mine isn't so damning.
Why don't you take off your shirt?
Same reason.
>tfw pasty body with the texture of cookie dough
>tfw manboobs
>tfw beer gut from drinking too much high calorie beer
>tfw skin so white it glows in the sun
>tfw red spots all over my body contrasted against my pale skin
>tfw acne on my shoulders
>tfw surgical scar on my gut that looks like a second navel
Y-yeah I'll t-take my shirt off...
emma seems so "normal" doesnt she? like the ideal girl-next-door, naive and innocent girlfriend you always wanted to take home to mom. i bet she loves disney movies like Frozen. probably likes tv shows like "big bang theory". if she was to ever have sex, it would prbably be in one position only, nothing dirty. absolutely would not do anal, id bet on it.
don't reply to the fat and repulsive spic autist pedro, the OP of this miserable thread.
>>27215076
i bet she's so genuinely kind she wouldnt make fun of me even behind my back so
>"i was just about to!"please love me ;_;
>>27215076
She'll understand.
>>27215076
Oh shit Im hallucinating! I dont even use drugs. The fuck is going on?
>lose weight and get fit
>still covered in acne scars and eczema
END IT
END IT
FUCKING END IT
THIS SHIRT IS NEVER COMING OFF
>>27215076
>horrible stretch marks that look like stitches
>horrible acne on my back from my early days as a neet laying on my back everyday
No I like this shirt
who is this mystery qt?
>>27219338
you'll die alone
>>27219338
best friends
MOAR
fuckmootblox
>>27219385
they both have terrible receding gum lines
>>27215076
i'm not finished with my cut. I'll take it off in three weeks
>>27219486
why do retards call dieting "cutting".
you're not a bodybuilder you tubby sack of shit
HAHA
Have a fun spring break chad story that happened yesterday that involves the beach, already have it greentexted if anyones interested. :^)
>>27219591
be our guest
No fuck you
Not only am I ugly, I'm hairy as fuck.
>>27215076
>in the beach
>>27219600
>>27219591
>2 friends and I go to beach
>2 girls come up to us in the water
>they get on our shoulders in the water, play chicken fights etc
>didn't think they were 18 so we walk away not wanting number
>friend "m" goes back and asks them, they want our "J" and I numbers and they are over 18
>ohshit
>on of us gets one of their numbers
>we all agree to meet up
>my friends apartment is trashed, fucking awful
>"m" parents aren't home
>we send the girls to his place to pre-occupy them while my other friend and I clean that shit
>go to "j" apartment, shower from the beach and clean the fuck out of the place
>The other friend brings the girls over
cont.
>>27218058
get ripped nigga, you'll be special looking instead of gross looking.
> hairy
> moobs
> huge gut
> loose skin
> stretch marks
> puffy nipples
> hair nipples
> wide waist
s...sure babe
>>27219288
Don't take hot showers you stupid stupid piece of shit.
1. Cold showers
2. Fix diet
3. Tablespoon of flax seed oil daily
28 days and you'll be acne free, unless you cheat.
>>27215076
Higher ratio of fatbros than there are skelebros.
Odd.
How do you all get so fat?
>>27219688
they eat skelebros that can't defend themselves, it's nature desu
>>27219724
Well I can defend myself plenty.
I'll cut a bigbastard down a stone or two.
no food.
1v1.
hrdhcgudfhgudmhfgh
you guys know that you post in a thread started by a perverted spanish stalker who writes rape fantasies and is 39 years old?
>>27219685
I do not have acne. I have acne SCARS.
Isyou know whohere?
>>27218829
Aside from the surgical scar this is me. Haven't been to the public pool where I live in years because of it.
Also haven't had any color in my skin for about 10 years now.
Of course.
It's not like I'm an unhealthy wagecuck.
>>27219797
I know dog, skin replaces itself.
who.........is she?
blox
>School trip in Italy going around Rome and then to Bay of Naples area
>one afternoon we go to the beach
>other boys in the water doing beach shit
>"hey anon come in the water isn't that cold"
>get in
>"Jesus anon you're so skinny, you're just a ribcage, do you have an eating disorder"
>people think I'm even weirder than they already did
>>27219886
>you're just a ribcage
Sometimes I understand serial killers.
But then I stop and think, am I just taking the bants too seriously?
Then I wish I wasn't "here" instead of wanting to remove others.
As I realize with clarity it is not my responsibility or right to do so.
I never wear a shirt at the beach. I don't care if they think my upper body looks like shit, I'm actively making the day shittier for someone.
>>27219650
Im waiting. desudesudesu
ok if you insist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0VlKxA7NUw&t=8m
>>27215380
Learn how to use the word aesthetic correctly plz.
>Massive stretch marks across my entire body despite not ever getting too fat even at my heaviest
What the hell is wrong with me?
>>27220688
your definition of too fat doesn't include reality tqh :3
>>27220714
I was 216 at 5'10" at my most.
My father has gotten up to 240 at 5'9" without having any stretch marks.
What the hell man?
>>27220744
Prolly shit posture or sitting position.
>>27220769
Well, considering I was bedridden at the time, would that be the reason?
Fucking hell, it makes me mad. Being bedridden was' even my fault.
How do you reduce the appearance of stretch marks?
>>27220809
wasn't even my fault*
>>27220809
People say some oils or creams work but i highly doubt it. It sucks man but its not the end of the world. I have them too but it doesnt look that bad because im muscular and tan.
>>27215076
shut the fuck up whore. worthless bitch fuck you.
>>27219688
When I was in middle school my mom let me eat ice cream for dessert every day. That lead to more unhealthy habits down the road.
>>27215303
How often do you think about self immolation?
No matter what your answer is, its not enough.
>>27219650
Continue your post faggot!
>>27215076
You are unworthy of seeing my chest, Stacy.
>>27215076
Not only would I confidently take my shirt of, but if it was just me and her, or her female friends only. I'd gladly take my trunks off too. But only after being in the cold water for a while first.
>>27221112
You're pretty deep into SPH then?
>>27219685
not that anon, but why cold showers?
>tfw no Emma gf
this is original nipmoot you fuck
>>27221506
You wash the natural oil layer off your skin and two things follow:
1. You no longer have a protective oil layer, you get junk in your pores instead.
2. Your skin compensates by producing excess oil, leading to acne, in combination with (1.), and generally greasy skin.
We evolved to wash ourselves in cold water in streams and so on. Hot water is a modern luxury.
>>27221537
tf indeed, anon
>>27221892
>You wash the natural oil layer off your skin
how does cold water not remove that layer?
>tfw used to be skinny growing up, now a bit chubby
>>27221926
The same reason you do dishes in hot water dummy.
Can someone please post the Emma where she's wearing an orange dress? I'm sure it exists but I thought I saved it and can't find it.
>>27221237
One of my biggest fetishes/fantasies.
Thing is though I'm average length and thick when hard so don't know where the fetish came from.
>>27222002
you mean this one?
jfdjfoiwejfiwf
Can someone upload a gallery of Emma somewhere? I found her fb but there's not many public photos :(
>>27222088
you didn't find the old one
/emma.rohan/photos?source_ref=pb_friends_tl
>>27222023
It's that dress and that set, yeah, but that's not the one I don't think. It's just her, framed in the center of the photo with grass behind her and (I think) part of a house.
>>27222100
You beautiful bastard
>>27222113
/photo.php?fbid=10201122118753991&set=a.10200952373990478.1073741829.1199910439&type=3&theater
>>27222141
Went digging for it and found it but thanks anyway pham.
>tfw hairy as fuck
>>27215076
I did take my shirt off. Like half an hour ago. I'm just really hairy, so I look like I'm wearing a sweater.
>>27219667
This + Pectus excavatum here.
who /hairy nipples/ here? Should I just shave them?
>>27222901
Yes, I do as well, it's pretty normal to shave them
>>27218898
>i bet she loves disney movies like Frozen. probably likes tv shows like "big bang theory". if she was to ever have sex, it would prbably be in one position only, nothing dirty. absolutely would not do anal, id bet on it.
this sounds awful tbqh
>>27219385
>tfw no best friend
>tfw no friend
>>27219477
Girl on right's gums are fine.
>>27215076
n-no, I'm still bulking
>>27215076
>tfw hairy nipples
Do I shave them? I'm fucked if I ever go swimming in public, they look like mini pepperonis that fell onto a pile of pubic hair
>>27223007
all human interaction aside from hugs and cuddles sound awful. I wouldn't mind watching stuff with her if we don't have to bantz.
epi boi drop some em oc right bout now
>>27221926
I think it has to do with hot water opening the pores, Cold water will wash your skin off and keep your pores shut
Another benefit to cold showers is it generates a lot of adrenaline to douse yourself in cold water, doing it often builds testosterone or some shit
>>27223311
>Cold water will wash your skin off
plz no
>>27223588
Anon don't use cold water, they are coming and they have infested this boatrd
Its a trick its- Just take a cold shower anon its good for you *click clack click* :^)
>>27223311
>opening the pores,
Pores cant close or open theyre not sphincters.
>>27220633
A E S T H E T I C
origami computer
>>27218058
Reporting in
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>>27220993
Fuckin lol'd
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