You seem like a smart feller, OP.

http://gizmodo.com/5966617/job-opportunity-how-about-an-exciting-career-as-a-professional-fart-smeller

>>27212365
Suck a kangaroos dick you outback faggot from down undAH

>>27212365
>Australia
Kangaroo breeder. You can raise the roos and introduce yourself as a kanga-wrangla

Going out with friends to clubbing. Im getting sick of it desu. Its not as easy to pull girls as youd think.

SYDNEY CHECKING

>>27212426
We don't want more of them though we want less of them their are roo shooters.

>>27212543
>their are
>their

You bleach blonde sun burned faggots need to learn to grammar.

>>27212365
I'm in the same shoes, OP

I'm thinking either killing someone and eating their face so I get put in a psych ward or becoming a burglar

>>27212426
lol here have an upboat

go to asia and teach english. the poor countries will take anyone with a white face. if you suck, they'll just have you teach kids in poorer than poor areas, or just use you as a human mascot.

>>27213630
my plan is to do this but i'm actually doing a bechelor of education

>I want a good job without putting any effort in
lol good luck at woolies

>>27213662
unnecessary. you'd be better off learning the native language.

>>27213686
I want a good job that doesn't require me to deal with people

20 applications for warehouse entry-level positions (WITH A COVER LETTER) and not one fucking reply

assuming you're somewhat decent with computers, go for service desk role. easy as shit, not bad paying for starting role.

>>27213899
>requirements:
>drivers license
>12 months in similar role
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER