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Alright /r9k/, I'm gonna hire an escort. The problem
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Alright /r9k/, I'm gonna hire an escort.

The problem is I'm so indecisive.

These girls all cost the same -- which one would YOU go for?

http://strawpoll.me/7103884
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You didn't give them numbers in the poll, OP

Anyway if you need more advice I'm a johnfag and will answer specific questions
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I would go with #2 or #5

They both look high test
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>>27211067
>You didn't give them numbers in the poll

The poll numbers coincide with the picture numbers
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>>27211027
They're all passable. May as well just pick the one with the biggest girlcock.
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2 all day long.
1 has weird face and tattoos
3 isn't showing mammaries and angel wings makes me think shes romanian or something ie tack
4 looks rough
5 looks retarded but probably my 2nd choice
6 looks rough
7 has blurry face
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Wait can someone explain to me how an escort works?
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>>27211190
>3 isn't showing mammaries and angel wings makes me think shes romanian or something ie tack

She's Spanish.

1, 2, 4, 6 and 7 are Romanians.
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Not really into thick girls so 4 or 7 would be my choice
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>>27211027

All of those are probably taken from google images, especially 7 since they blurred the face. So just randomly pick. In the end you'll get an anorexic black girl that's addicted to meth.
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6 and 3 are trash garbage.

1 looks like a dude.

I'd go for 4 or 7, but most likely 4; 7's tits look nice, but since they're in a bra, you can't know for sure.

4's the only sure thing in my view.
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>>27211086
No they don't, because 4 is not blurred face girl
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>>27211027
>all those ugly titcows

don't you have one of those places where you go and personally choose an actually qt girl in your 3rd world country?
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>>27211242
It's code for prostitute 99% of the time famalam, check backpage
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>>27211242
you pay them "for their time", not explicitly for sex so it's not illegal in a lot of countries, bc it exploits a loophole.

sex is implied but desu she could just stiff you and there's nothing you could do about it.
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>>27211027

top right desu bram stoker
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>>27211242
You pay them for their company, and if they happen to engage in sexual congress, that's just a natural consequence of the evening.

In practice, it's not much different than a date, aside from the fact that you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid.
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>>27212102

>implying you know anything about sex let alone escorts
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6.

People are saying she looks bad, but I disagree. Every other picture here was taken by professional phootographer and fed through photoshop. That chick's just got a phone pic.

As far as I'm concerned she's the only one who will actually look like her pic.
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>>27211027
all those are terrible tbhwyfam
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4 is most likely the best
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