Does cock size really matter? Or is it a meme?
>>27210708
Of course it matters. If you have a two inch microdick it probably isn't going to be very pleasurable. If you have a Jonah Falcon -tier monstercock you're probably not going to be able to use it properly and only end up hurting your partner if you try.
>>27210804
this. at 2.2 inches erect i have given up long ago.
>>27210708
it matters when your dick is as small as mine
>condom slides off way too easily
>>27210830
>yet lesbians don't even have dicks and find their sex lives enjoyable
>>27210830
I feel sorry for you mate, how do you even jerk off with a dick like that? I'm relatively large myself and I still wish for a larger dick occasionally just for jerking off purposes.
>>27210892
rub it with my fingers or palm like a clit. however i get so disgusted with myself that i rarely jerk off.
I'm a wizard so maybe I shouldn't remark on this but I don't think condoms are supposed to be that tight.
>>27210892
You really think someone has a glans that's half the width of their thigh?
Can I sell you a few bridges?
>>27210884
There's something called pegging and dildos.
They still use 8" dildos
>>27210924
>Can I sell you a few bridges?
Yeah, sure. Where are they located?
>>27210924
they are not supposed to be that tight, but for the cuck caption it actually works great since it really drive the point home that his dick is massive
>>27210935
>implying men aren't allowed to use these on their gf/fuckbuddy
>>27210918
I feel like this is a question you get a lot, but have you considered losing weight? You could gain at least an inch.
>>27210945
I have one in SF and one in NY that I've been sitting on for a while.
Both are yours for $5,000.
>>27210967
Makes sense.
>>27211006
As my girlfriend said yesterday infact, a dildo is great but can't compete with the real thing.
>>27211006
the shame would be unreal. i think anyone is much better off at figuring out how to make your gf cum with oral, that is how i managed to not be a total self loathing wreck when i had a gf
>>27211034
I'll take the NY one. Will a check work? I promise it won't bounce.
>>27211024
maybe but what would the point be? i would go from 2.2 to 3.2 inches?
>>27211060
I'm not sending the deed until I receive all $5,000.
Send your credit card information to [email protected] and I'll keep in touch.
>>27211076
a 1 inch gain when you are only 2.2 inches is a big deal anon
>>27210708
If your face is handsome and your body is good (which probably both aren't, if you post here), then women won't care as much. Anything about 4.5 inches is enough.
>>27210830
No offense really and sorry to throw salt on your wounds, but if I were in your position I'd probably kill myself. Maybe you have other redeeming qualities worth living for. I don't.
>tfw whenever I get with a girl she says "oh, it's big" but it never sounds like a good thing
I went too far in the other direction
>>27210708
Total meme. It's entirely cultural and a bit silly. Greco-Romans believed tiny dicks were ideal and big dicks were the sign of savage barbarians.
>>27211142
send pic please. dont worry too much anon, its still much better than being too small, and if you use it right theyll love it
>>27211142
>whenever I get with a girl
You poor guy. And now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27211134
im a 23 year old autistic khv neet college dropout that has never had a job. im also overweight a bit, ugly and my family is poor. only thing going for me is that im 6'3 but even that is working against me because it makes my dick look even smaller than it already is.
>>27211111
I have to check my own quints because no one else did.
Shameful.
>>27211156
Wrong, actually. The Greeks felt this way, but the Romans were the exact opposite, prizing large dicks.
Is 6 inches truly average?
Why is this board so obsessed with dick size?
Are you the same guys spamming manlet threads?
>>27210708
yeah to an extent
id say acceptable range is probably about 4"-8"
girth matters too tho
>>27211142
>tfw an asian girl tells you to pull out because it's too painful
>tfw you hit her cervix and there's still two inches to go
>>27211273
7 inches is the new average
>>27211278
this is easily the most insecure bored on 4chan
>>27211295
im 6.5
>kill me
>>27211248
you couldve just pretended to not be you again you spud
>>27211248
back to /b/ if you want to do that shit
>>27210830
this is shopped. it has t be.
>>27210708
I'm going to put this to bed right now.
>5" is more than enough
>Anything above 5" is great, but only matters to sluts who you shouldn't be with anyway if you're a robot.
>Anything between 4-5" is enough to get the job done
>below 4" and you're fucked
R9k pisses me off sometimes like that. Everyone thinking the norm is 7"+ and if you're below that you should literally kill yourself.
If a girl really likes you, she will not GIVE a fuck. So to answer your question OP, it's not a meme- size does matter, but not past 5".
>>27210830
its like 90% head what the fuck
>>27211286
>that pic
Why don't you just stop feeling depressed?
I can do this. If I think about the past, how it feels to be depressed, you know how heavy it is on your chest and you feel hopeless, about to have a panic attack. Then I get depressed.
But when I think about euphoria and happiness, and what it feels like to be content, my depression goes away.
I don't know what's up with me, I think it is placebo. Pic related is how I think it works here.
Maybe this will help, I don't know. I have always thought that instead of using medicines you should just think through your problems.
>>27211405
>Everyone thinking the norm is 7"+
go on /b/
funny as fuck to watch the underage fags get scared and insecure cause the retards all say "ha ye im 9" what of it"
>>27211462
>I can do this. If I think about the past, how it feels to be depressed, you know how heavy it is on your chest and you feel hopeless, about to have a panic attack. Then I get depressed.
Actually I can only really do this when tired, but I can fix it by having hope that I will feel better. Simply think about what it feels like to not be depressed, to be content, etc.
>>27210830
Thats my dick when its flaccid, I feel bad for ya
>>27211462
thinking positive thoughts isnt placebo, but it is a good thing to do
>>27211076
you're literally gaining like 50% more dick
>>27211496
Yeah, it was really surprising how much it helped. I am still cynical too. When you say "think positive" it sounds kind of sappy though, not very attractive to us cynics. But it does work.
Condoms always look like they kind of hurt, is that true?
>>27211405
> actually deluded self into believing this.
Better luck next time familia; go big or kys.
>>27211330
>22:22:22
could this be a GET?
>>27210708
My friend always thought his dick was small and he showed me when he was like 20 and I told him it was huge as fuck. He always compared himself to pornstars. His dick is literally bigger than a paper towel tube. He literally lived 20 years of his life thinking he was a tiny dicked loser and has zero confidence with women. Shit was hilarious.
>measured my cock at 15 and was 4 inches.
>Go through the next 10 years of my life thinking my cock was only that long.
>Be me recently and get a trap bf.
>Even though I told him it was only 4 inches, I still made him scream and cum.
>Two weeks ago, we measure my cock for fun.
>tfw 5.5 inches erect.
>tfw I was 1.5 inches bigger than previously thought.
>tfw I feel like the most alpha masculine man ever.
>tfw sometimes I still think it's too small, despite being the average.
We always just want more.
tfw 6'4 and 5.5 dick. Feels bad man
>>27211791
Guys like that are so fucking stupid. Like how can someone be that fucking retarded?
>tfw 6 inches
>tfw gf is so petite she finds it huge
feels good mang
>>27210830
Admittedly mines longer but it does matter because its basically a pencil
It looks like a fucking 10 year olds dick and im 21
>>27210708
>tfw have a 7 inch dick
>it's heavily bent to the side
>girth makes it literally a pencil
>also have PPP and fordyce spots
>>27211327
5 inches is average. Youre fine.
Yes.
If it's too long it will hit the cervix. If it's too thin you can't feel anything.
7" or so is perfect. Then just make it thick as fuck.
>>27210708
you're on a board full of virgins and celibates of course it doesn't matter if you never have sex
8.5 and it keeps growing somehow. Was 8 a few months ago and only a bit more than 7 a year ago.
I fap in a weird way, my dick looks like a hammerhead shark, might be why
>>27211462
I can kind of relate.
At some point in time I went from continuous negative thoughts and allowing my depression to go rampant and flow freely, to suddenly going apathetic after a nervous breakdown for a day. Without any significant feels left, realization that thinking negatively affected me negatively, and reading something about considering avoiding negative and welcoming positive stimuli, I figured I'd give it a try.
I'm well aware that my depression is still present, and I'm sure I'll eventually still end up offing myself, but I have decided it's not worth wasting my time on the negative stimuli and feels, and I know that I can just off myself some other time instead. I still have days I don't feel positive, but the selective apathy combined with simply not wanting to prevents me from going back into that downward spiral again. I still know the world can be a fucked up place, but I'm unable to magically fix it on my own. My positive feels and "happiness" are probably placebo effects, but in the past 2 years since I started my life has been much better in almost all aspects, I feel content all things considered even though I'm living a mediocre life, and it seems I'm actually a positive presence in other people's lives for a change - lack thereof being one of the multiple reasons I felt like the world would be better off with me offing myself.
Placebo or not, it seems to work for me as well.I'm even physically healthier than before, with hospital data to show for it. I always thought that was a meme.
>>27212914
>has a gf
Fuck outta here normie scum
>>27211209
Don't kill yourself. preemptive originalization
>>27210830
Is surgery an option can they do anything for that I couldn't live.
I wanna get a hooker but i'm afraid my small af dick won't be able to penetrate her fat hooker asscheeks.
Girls, what about 4.5 x 4.7 ? Is it possible for you to have a longterm relationship with that guy without cheating ?
>>27210708
It's a meme. Idk, somehow, the gifted and priviledged guys feel the need to ruin the calmness and happiness of the unfortunates.
>>27215576
My ex-bf had a dick that like and it wasn't a problem.
>>27215698
You should speak more often in dick threads. You need to wake people up and tell the truth.
>>27215781
There isn't that much to say. Everyone here is already convinced that only huge dicks can do the job.
So what's the point?
>when you put it in her the first time and she cries out in pain as you slide in
>when you realize you're stretching her pussy out like no one has before
>when you realize no other dick will satisfy her anymore except yours, and even if we break up, she'll still come back to me because i'm the guy who stretched her out
feels good man
>>27215857
Well you can change them by telling them the truth and proving that you're a real woman.
>>27215894
>cries out of pain
>satisfy
Pick one
>>27215917
The point is her pussy knows who's boss
The pain lets her know that nobody else can fill her pussy up anymore. It belongs to me now
>>27215917
>implying women don't enjoy pain
>>27215933
Everyone who she fucks afterwards will feel like a baby dick in comparison
God I love fucking tight young asian girls
>>27210708
> Does cock size really matter?
Yes it does, specially girth.
>>27210830
at least yours isn't ugly in addition to being average
>6.8in pressed to the bone
>>27210708
I have a 7 inch dick, but it doesn't matter because I don't go around telling women that I have a big dick and it's not like anyone else is ever going to see it, really the only good thing about it for me is that I don't have to deal with the insecurities you guys go through and I like being able to grab it with both hands while masturbating.
>>27213038
>hear people describing their dicks
>>27211662
>see this pic
>think of a zig zag dick
> tfw 4" dick that can't even get hard most of the time
just kill me
>>27215905
Not that anon, but honestly most people already believing the trolling/baiting won't magically change their minds. Their insecurities are often so deep rooted that they'd rather just claim she's the only exception, she's just lying, or she's somehow still not who she claims she is, just to rationalize the insecurities. All the while they'll instantly assume any troll and baiter who pretends to be women in the most obvious ways, are indeed women and their claims are are worth noting and fueling said insecurities.
Especially in baiting threads there are few who will accept claims opposing the trolls' intent, for whom simply mentioning from time to time that such sizes as >>27215576 mentioned will be fine enough for most women is about as effective as going all their way to prove being women and whatnot. Also,
>proving to be female on /r9k/
we both know that would cause a whole shitstorm, a lot of people focusing on the gender instead, and even more people either trying to orbit or attack/insult her for existing. Going out of the way to prove one is a woman would be a very inefficient thing on here when trying to get a point across.
>>27215933
>>27215958
>being this teenager
You don't deserve that dick yet, kid. And no, vaginas don't work like that, even after giving birth, they'll go back to their initial size. You're gonna be forgotten.
>>27215961
It's either you're a guy, a gay guy, or a girl who cheats a lot
>>27215951
>implying that a painless sex will always lead to cheating
>>27216028
yeah I'm a guy
holy shit are you a psychic or something?
>>27216018
Keep telling yourself that
I've had an exgf come back to me to cheat on her (taller, desu smarter more handsome) bf and let me fuck her in the backseat of my car.
Her reasoning when I asked? "Because your cock is so much bigger"
You gotta tame that pussy, nigga. And my dick does it.
>>27216054
That kind of girl doesn't count. Being a size queen is a bad thing, no one should be okay with that. You shouldn't be proud of fucking a cheater because she might have cheated on you too. I'm still not feeling inferior to you so keep trying, trollie
>>27211405
>If a girl really likes you, she will not GIVE a fuck.
Yeah, she'll just go to Tyrone for some dicking and come back to me for money and ego boosting.
She won't give a fuck because all women do that.
>>27216100
I bet I could steal your girl for life if I just put the tip in
And I'm not even the only one. There's probably some thundercock in her life that your girls fucking and at night she whispers in his ear how much smaller and less satisfying you are compared to him.
>>27216133
Your girl, probably. But not ours, because what ? Because you deserve it.
>>27215698
It was not a problem up to the point when you started to fuck the local Chad and Tyrone.
>>27216138
Everyone will always get what they deserve. Judging from how you talk, you clearly deserve that cheater. Not all girls are cheater. And so far, i'm a very positive person with no urge to make people's complexes worsen, so i'm not a bad person i guess. I'll get what i deserve.
>tfw only 6" dick
thank god I live in a country of dicklets
Lol why am i taking these STRAIGHT DUDES' words seriously ? They're not the ones having the vagina.
>>27211405
You know what really pisses me off?
Scum like you who think sex is important and that women should not be outright ignored in favour of using a fleshlight and getting on with your fucking life.
Every moment you spent chasing pussy is a moment you'll never get back and you could never truly afford. The male-female nature is one of the host and parasite and it's best to remove the parasite from your life entirely. Faggot.
Do not feed parasites. Let them die.
>>27215905
Fuck off. You have to be absolutely retarded to post a picture of yourself on 4chan.
>>27216163
I have never cheated.
>>27216213
You got a cunt?
>>27216213
> ex-bf
yeah, never a problem for sure
>>27216213
But have you ever been tempted to cheat because of penis size ?
>>27216221
Yep.
>>27216224
Yes, the only reason a relationship can end is because his dick is too small.
>>27216237
>Yep.
So you're a fucking whore by nature.
You cannot escape your gynocentirsm, you worthless piece of meat.
Post your tits then get the fuck out.
Yes. It absolutely does
>>27210830
>none of these faggots realise this guy is just arching his back to make it look that small.
Mine is 7 1/2" x 6 and I can make it look like this too you plebs
>>27216169
>Y-you'll get what you deserve!
Yeah, tight wet pussy, just like I was born to fuck.
And I broke up with my exgf before she found her new bf. That's the power of a big dick. I can break her heart and she'll still come crawling back, forgetting about her bf, to sit on my dick.
>>27211405
It should be noted that if you're 4" or under, work on your tongue game and foreplay the fuck out of her.
>>27216233
I have obviously been tempted to cheat but it wasn't the idea of a larger penis that was alluring.
>>27216288
>work on your tongue game and foreplay the fuck out of her.
Why?
Why the FUCK would you waste time pleasuring her? Your job is to please yourself, nothing else.
Kill yourself blue pilled faggots.
>>27216285
What's your purpose on this ? Why do you feel good about being the antagonist ? You're the bad guy here, but why do you feel good about it ? Corruptors are like you too. Like, what's your point ? Yes, i do feel bad about myself, so what should i do ? There should be a solution.
>>27216301
>but it wasn't the idea of a larger penis that was alluring
Yes, it was your natural hypermagous tendencies to look for a man who will provide more for you. You're fucking scum.
>>27216301
>>27216285
Look at this girl. Girls like this are the majority of girls.
>>27216328
>>27216332
Everyone in a relationship is sometimes tempted to cheat. A good person then goes home and fucks the shit out of their bf.
Just like I did.
>>27216323
>took the obvious bait
Anon pls. Before there's a timestamped picture of his massive dick, it's just a robot roleplaying as a Chad.
>>27216323
>You're the bad guy
Why? Because some girl wanted to suck my dick one night instead of her bf's?
Anyway, I'm not for real saying your girl is gonna cheat/leave you for a bigger dick. Maybe you eat the pussy like a champ or something, I don't know. But having a big dick certainly helped me in life.
Just find something in yourself to have confidence in. Some people are taller, some people are smarter, some people are stronger, some people are better lovers. I just happen to have a big dick.
>>27216403
No, because you don't try to comfort people. You gain happiness from people's pain.
>>27211405
>being this deluded
It's okay dicklet, just let it go
>>27216403
>still no timestamped pic
Keep roleplaying robo kun, I'm enjoying every post.
4" dick is enough to make a girl orgasm if you do everything right. It just takes more time and effort than with a monster cock. You also have to eat pussy, while it gets drooly when she sees a monster cock on its own. She sucks a monster cock, drool just comes out, so big cock makes your job easier, but you can by all means make her cum with 4".
>>27216480
>you can make her cum witha 4"
kek fucking dicklets
>>27216358
>Everyone in a relationship is sometimes tempted to cheat.
No.
You're just a piece of shit/woman. The day you hit the wall is the day you will regret being a braindead cunt your whole life.
Eat shit and die. :)
>>27216476
I'm not 16 anymore, anon. i don't need random teenage boys on 4chan ogling my dick to improve my self-esteem.
But trust me, it's big. My gf told me the other day she thinks I need to start "buying bigger condoms" and that I "fill her up so good" and that she's pretty sure I "stretched her out"
>>27216547
Yes yes now please learn to be sensitive
>>27215978
>circumcised
What a waste of a good dick.
>7"x5.5"
>always seemed smaller to me because i'm a fat fuck
>losing weight so the fat around my groin disappearing is making it look bigger
>also better erection quality
One of the main driving reasons behind me losing weight tbqh fampai. I'd recommend it to anyone.
>>27216611
Nice blog, fatty
>let me tell you, lots of dicklets are not even overweight, so if you're above 16, there's no reason to be insensitive
>tfw dick feels tiny and thin in my hands
>measure it multiple times
>it's always in between 6.5 and 7 inches
I don't know how to feel
>>27216639
Thanks bro.
Make sure to upboat.
>>27210708
I think it's like women's boobs. Guys say they like big boobs, but they still enjoy the medium/small ones a lot.
>>27216701
Boobs are genitalia.
Here is the cock size satisfaction chart
>>27216547
Kek, considering how enthusiastic you're to prove you have a massive dick you make very little effort to support your talk at all.
Best case scenario, your dick is completely average and you're too insecure to be called out on it.
>>27216723
So much kek
>>27210708
It's a meme. Unless you're gay.
>>27216715
MY BOOBS ARE FOR MAKING MILK THEY'RE NOT SEXUAL
FUCKING MEN SEXUALIZING BOOBS
>>27216660
Is it fatter than a crayon? Grils love beer-can dicks better than skinny ones.
I fucking hate all of you. All this shit-flinging over something as insignificant as pleasuring a woman.
Nobody worth marrying (the only time you should have sex) gives two shits about your dick. She would love you for you, and that's what makes the sex good. Oh, and maybe learn what a fucking clit is.
>>27210708
Girls care, so it matters.
>>27217547
Evidence of this? I'm waiting.
>>27217525
As women make it out clearly, dick size can be pushed back, but the fact that it's big or small will always be there in the relationship. They'll always remember bigger, and they'll always remember feeling better elsewhere. Sorry that the world isn't fair.
>>27216798
Nice herpes bro
>>27210708
That cock looks disgusting
>tfw i fucked a guy ass yesterday
>tfw 6.7x5 dick
>tfw zero fucks given
>>27216798
>forced perspective
>still doesn't look big
>>27210708
Size does matter, but only to an extent. As long as you aren't extremely small like >>27210830, and you have an average (to slightly below average) penis size, and lie and no one will be the wiser. Once you get past 7" you have the right to say you have a *big* penis, but at this point women won't want to fuck you. Your dick will become a novelty, and you'll only attract whores/size queens.
Ideal dick size is anywhere between 6" and 7.5"
>>27213329
>I fap in a weird way
What do you mean by this?
>>27216798
I just realized how much you're hovering over the table to make it look bigger.
You faggot.
10 cm of pure sadness
Atleast im going pure into heaven.
>>27218453
If girls didn't care, guys would not any reason to insecure about it.
>>27219048
it's literally sitting right on the table you goof.
you do get a positive perspective effect thanks to the two inches between the top of the dick and the table though. it looks smaller in this pic.
this is now a toothbrush thread.
>>27218589
>being 1.7" away from having square dick
I've done a lot of research on this topic and I've come to the conclusion that penis size doesn't matter.
Height does, though. A lot.
>>27219511
At the risk of triggering the originality filter, this.
>>27210708
7.5 inches here. Yeah, it matters, but it's not the only factor. Being socially talented and good-looking are also factors. Just be yourself.
Anyway....
I've talked to a lot of women about this actually. The general theme of what they've said is:
Yes. Size does matter.
But unless you are far below average it isn't a dealbreaker.
Also, it generally helps but it doesn't guarantee good sex. Also that partner chemistry is a more important factor.
Also caliber is more important than legnth.
>>27219546
>Just be yourself
>Just be
>Just
Just kill yourself desu chad
>>27219846
Please don't fall for this shit
Yes size matters. This isn't even a good question.
The better question is how much does size matters, and for long term relationships, in most cases not that much. Not to the women anyway.
Sexual gratification matters and you dont need a 9" cock to achive that.
Having said that, all else being equal its much better to on the right hand side of the bell curve, whether its just a slight deviation or at the extremes
>>27211534
No, they just drastically reduce sensation
>>27211405
>any girl who enjoys fornix stimulation is a whore
>always told avarage is 5.5 inches
>find out that's just a meme and you have to be at least 8 to satisfy a women
>just fuck me up senpai
>>27212099
>6'4 with 6 dick
Are you me?
>>27210708
I got an 8x6 inch dick but am still a virgin at 26, I'll let you judge...
>>27213038
>PPP and fordyce spots
Literally no woman gives a fuck about this shit. Like literally.
Okay robots, since we're discussing dicks does anyone have any tips on taking good looking nudes? Honestly photographing my dick the same way over and over gets boring but I'm not sure what else to do with it that a gril would care about.implying girls like getting nudes ever anyway
>>27216798
I'm straight but I'd suck this
>tfw every one with a dick below 5in is being brainwashed into not fucking cause "why bother with such a tiny dick"
>tfw the next generation will be smaller and easier for the illuminati to control
You're goying it up here /r9k/.
>>27216660
Must mean you have big crabhammer hands.
>>27220617
have you tried posting your dick on craiglist asking for fwb ?
