>virgin asian guy
>decide to post dick pics on reddit /r/massivecock
>get some decent private messages
>mostly guys
>one particular one tells me to check out her reddit profile
>lots of pics
>most gorgeous girl I have ever seen
>hitting all of my preferences
>white
>pale
>thin borderline anorexic
>short blonde hair
>be beta gentleman
>tell her that she's very pretty, but I'm not ready for an online relationship
>later on, she deletes her account
I really did let a beautiful woman go. But at least this experience tells me that my dick looks really good.
Will post pics of her, the one that got away. Enjoy /r9k/, she's really something.
>you will never fuck a gorgeous female redditor
First pic. Fapped to this one a lot.
This is bait, please stop here.
>>27210657
this is a trap you idiot
>>27210662
Not bait my friend, true story.
life's one big joke, remember to laugh.
>>27210621
the real question is, how bigs your benis
>>27210674
I jerk off to trap porn all the time familia. If a trap looked like this, I'd be in heaven.
>>27210716
This is the pic. Yes, you'll find it if you reverse search it. I post it a lot because of how good it looks. It's 8 inches.
>>27210718
4th pic, gotta keep these text posts original.
>>27210621
She's super pretty! Thanks for sharing, OP.I'm trying to lose weight without going full retarded skelly and she has proportions similar to mine, its good inspo
>>27210744
that's not 8 inches
>>27210767
Well, all I can tell you is, never get a tan.
Holy shit I'm laughing uncontrollably right now
>redditors freeposting here
>complete normalfags straight outta facebook
>Chads
>shitposters
>frogposters
>memeposters
>women everywhere
>"MUH GF"
>"MUH DIK"
>"MUH WIFE"
HHAHAHAHAHA
Holy mother of fuck I feel bad for any of poor fucks who clung to this shithole of a imageboard. You normalfags can have it, what you've stolen isn't even worth shit now and we've moved onto better sites. Good luck finding us this time, pricks
>>27210809
What I'd do for a girl like her.
>>27210773
You got me, it's a 10 month old pic, my dick has since gotten bigger.
>>27210874
8th pic.
ok. goodnight
>>27210901
And here is the 9th pic.
>>27210940
fine, last pic.
>>27210621
stay there faggot
>>27210767
ok fine i guess i can be your bf
