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Hey fellow bots, I'm very conscious about my dick.. I'm
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Hey fellow bots, I'm very conscious about my dick.. I'm a virgin (I doubt any girl would ever be interested in a blackbot with the body of a 16 year old :(-) so no girl has ever seen it..

But, my dick looks so small, however when I measure it, it comes out to 7.5ish and I tried the toilet paper roll thing and I can't get the roll on. Yet whenever I see other anons dock pics, they look so large yet they say they're only 6 or so inches

Am I a shitty photographer or am I being lied to somehow.
Please help.. How do I take better pics?

>pic unrelated
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anything under 9" is a dicklet
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Someone please send help..
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>>27210513
What am I supposed to do then... :( seriously. I ought just kill myself. It's worse that I'm black and automatically am docked 5 points on the attraction scale.
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You are average anon, it's fine. You will never please a woman like someone with a big dick but that's okay.
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>>27210537

Nothing you can do, your tough outta luck kid.
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>>27210551
How can I please a woman I'll never get?
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>>27210398
Post your black dick.. Are you fat btw? That may be why you can't get women.
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>>27210605
Is this alright? I'm not fat, but I don't have a desirable body. Not fully erect here.
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>>27210844
I'm not fucking with you here, your dick is a good size. No one on here knows shit about anything and their heads are full of monstercock porn.
You honestly have a good looking dick that looks like the perfect size to me. Anything bigger would hurt.
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> I tried the toilet paper roll thing and I can't get the roll on

I think that's pretty common. I actually tried this for the first time like 2 days ago (God help me, I've been here too long) and I couldn't get it on either.

I estimate that my meatus would just barely clear the other end of the roll, but I can't get the thing on. My penis is too thick.

I felt so weird about putting the same roll back into the bathroom that afterwards, I actually pulled the cardboard part out and threw it away.
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>>27210844

Pretty normal size bro.

>I don't have a desirable body

Looks decent to me. No homo.
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>>27211077
When I did it, I used an empty toilet paper roll. Then I preceded to put the roll in my mouth to get an idea of how big my penis would be in a girls mouth. It barely fit, which felt good, since it dick barely fits in most pornstars mouths.
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>>27210844
i'd have sex with you
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>>27211186
Would you also "Have sex with anyone" Just want to know your standards.

Regardless this made me feel a little better.
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>>27211241
If that poster was female, and they browse /r9k/ then yes. They would probably fuck anything with heart beat.

If it was a dude (Which 95% sure it was) then they probably have standards along the lines of have a thin body, and a nice size cock.. Or they have a fetish for black guys.
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>>27210844
Post more black cock please
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>>27211241
i would not have sex with anyone. i like lean muscular guys so i honestly think you look pretty good.

>>27211381
i am a female. and i'm not posting a pic or anything to prove it but you're just going to have to trust that it's true. and i only come on 4chan once in a blue moon just for kicks
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>>27211589
Thanks :3, if you're still here, could I possible get a body r8?
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