>Hahahahaha Anon. I poked a hole in that condom, now you're mine forever.
How would you handle this situation?
Jokes on you imaginary girls can't get pregnant
Marry her, take good care of her, support her, make sure everything is okay, tuck her in, cuddle, cook, clean, work and give her all the love in the world
>>27210228
Bitch that was all part of my plan
>>27210244
And a bowl of eggs every morning.
>>27210228
Hahahahaha bitch. I poked a hole in that cranium, now you're dead forever.
I get turned on by impregnation so I'd probably get a boner and go again
Why not sue for custody and prove she's mentally unstable and get her locked up forever.
Or have her made to abort the kid by the court
>>27210228
>a qt 2D gril forces me to be the father of her children
I give in and live happily ever after as her cock slave
>>27210284
BIG bowl of eggs
>>27210242
wise man
>>27210244
cuck so hard muh'fuckas wanna fine you
i would provide an abortion, otherwise a "male abortion" on my part
if no male abortion available, i will act as baby daddy and try to make my payments but be there physically for the kid, so if i fail on payments i can insist on custody
Turn 360 degrees, cum and start farting
>>27210228
If she was actually a yandere anime girl, wew this is my fetish.
If this was a 3DPD, I'd tie her up and force some Plan B down her throat, kicking her to the curb once she's flushed her uterus lining into her three-day-old panties.
>>27210318
basically this right here
I need some VNs/hentai/doujins where the first situation happens.
I am celibate and can't ejaculate from intercourse anyway.
You ether have me confused with someone or you are totally full of shit but ether way a DNA test would be in my favor. I would tell her to fuck off.
If she some how got my sperm without me knowing then it was probably illegal
>>27210228
Poke a hole in her head, then poke a hole in myself.
Inb4 chad
Been there done that, told her I had a vasectomy and dumped her, she started fucking some other poor sap a few days later.
>>27210365
>If she some how got my sperm without me knowing then it was probably illegal
That doesn't stop you from having to pay child support senpai.
>>27210394
CHAD REEE
But how does this even fool women? Unless they were just such fucking sluts that they were fucking other men the day before and after...
>>27210228
jokes on you I've gotten a vasectomy
Why would we use a condom in the first place?
>>27210428
She was throwing herself at everyone. I don't know what became of the pregnancy thing only that she doesn't have a kid now so everyone lucked out I guess
>>27210406
This is why he had to. It was statutory (read: underage b&) "rape", but it wasn't actually rape.
>>27210228
>Y-you too
>R-really?
I'd do her again
>>27210510
>15 year old boy, 34 year old woman
>"a mutually agreeable act"
Could have sworn the courts said they can't even consent.
>>27210589
Legally, they cannot consent to sex. However, they can mutually agreeing to engage in a relationship.
That is what the child support / paternity decision was based on.
better than being single and having no-one irl to talk to.
>no females in kentucky
>no female would wanna relationship with a 26yo shut-in neet
>tfw no sudden gf/wife
>tfw https://i1.someimage.com/stUpzQs.png
Cool. I always wanted a qt kid.
>>27210612
>However, they can mutually agreeing to engage in a relationship.
Kids can agree to do anything, they're retarded.
They're liable to be taken advantage of, that's the basis for why they can't consent.
>>27210666
I'm pretty sure there are females in Kentucky, Satan.
I'd become her cock-caged slave bitchboy tbqh
Actually wouldn't be too upset if I knew it was actually mine. Would still ask for a paternity test
>>27210228
Punch her in the face and wash her minge out with bleach
>>27210304
You realize you'd have to deal with her crying and screaming on the toilet like once a week as she desperately tries to pass a rock hard protein shit, right?
Honest question here, is there something you can buy to slip into a woman's drink to cause her baby to die?
It's just pure curiosity and by the way I love my country.
>>27210948
Not through her gag she won't be
>>27210964
Pennyroyal can cause a miscarriage early on.
>>27210948
>rock hard protein shit
What is this? Tell me more.
>>27210228
>Alright, cool.
I wouldn't be mad, I fucked em and didn't take proper precautions and they clearly love me. Wouldn't be ideal but I would make the best of it for the kid's sake
>>27210510
>>27210778
Let me put this another way.
To say that kids can't consent to sex, but can consent to paternity is pants-on-head fucking retarded.
Paternity is a much more daunting, costly, and complex responsibility compared to sex.
In the case, their shitty excuse was that "statutory rape" law says kids can't consent, but "civil" law says they can. The laws were retardedly inconsistent and backwards.
The courts were just using this inconsistency to shoehorn in the real judgement, i.e.
>rights of the child to financial support outweigh the rights of the father
even in cases where the father is a kid.
Father could have been raped, or sperm could have been stolen. Father would still be charged with child support.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065293/New-father-Joe-Pressil-sues-fertility-clinic-girlfriend-stole-sperm-got-pregnant-gave-birth-twins-IVF.html
>>27210228
Leave instantly and hope she sees the errors of her ways. Even if I were going to have a kid I wouldn't want one from those circumstances.
>>27210228
>I poked a hole in that condom, now you're mine forever.
You too?
>>27210228
Why would I ever use a condom? Why would I ever tell her my name?
>>27210228
>im living in a cartoon world
everfins gunna b ok
>>27210406
>>27210510
>>27211145
In all those cases they technically gave their sperm willingly to the woman.
I would not willingly give anyone my sperm and there is no legal way she could obtain my sperm.
Hold her tight into me and kiss her right there.
I'm getting hard just to the idea of having my child inside of her. Is it because I'm getting old?
>>27210228
I bet this has never happened before.
>>27210228
this happened to a friend of mine, he punched the shit out of her vagina and it worked, no baby.
>>27210964
rose hips and oranges i heard?
>>27210801
thanks but the thing is...
you are an awesome anon.
*gives you hot fries*
>>27210244
this desu. Joke's on you OP.
I've only ever had sex with girls I'd consider taking as my wife.
It's not rape if you're pregnant with my child
Why is the male "pill" not a thing yet?
I hear it is quite effective in the latest testing.
>>27211581
>gave their sperm willingly to the woman
Except they didn't in >>27211145
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065293/New-father-Joe-Pressil-sues-fertility-clinic-girlfriend-stole-sperm-got-pregnant-gave-birth-twins-IVF.html
>steals condom containing his sperm
>goes to an IVF clinic
>gets pregnant
>sues him for child support
>>27210948
Excuse me?
Im sorry you arent aware of how we are going to have coffee enemas on a daily basis while we drink coffee.
It wont have any effect.
>>27210228
Well, guess I'm gonna be a dad. Hope you can support all three of us...
>>27210244
Then slit her and the babys throat while their sleeping and go to Panama
>>27210228
But we never had sex
We haven't even kissed
You haven't even seen me in person
You don't even know I exist
>>27210228
Why would I be waring a condom if I want to get my girl pregnant?
>>27211757
He gave her possession of the used condom, and he had sex with her, both factors in why the court ruled that he had to pay child support.
Same with the guy who got a blow job and the woman kept the sperm, ran off to the bathroom and used it to get pregnant.
Judge ruled that he willingly gave her possession of the sperm so he was still legally obligated to pay child support.
I do not have sex, or have sexual contact with anyone, nor do I leave sperm around in any collectible form.
There is no LEGAL way she could obtain sperm from me specifically. No condoms to collect, no tricks to get my consent for asexual act to get sperm, nothing.
>>27210228
good, i love you
>>27210228
Girl wants to be with me forever
c:
>>27212128
Didn't you see the thing about the kid who got raped by an older woman and had to pay child support though? She doesn't have to get it legally, any way she can obtain it you gotta pay
Half the time
This is why you always keep your own condoms on you and do a thorough inspection of the packaging.
Girls are all sociopaths.
>>27212128
>Judge ruled that he willingly gave her possession of the sperm
What kind of judge doesn't understand that handing over sperm during a blowjob has nothing to do with consent for childrearing? Was it some permavirgin on the bench?
Uh sorry, but i dont use condoms. I fap into handkerchief then flush them. Enjoy being a mom, i guess?
>>27212128
>He gave her possession of the used condom
With the expectation that she would dispose of it, as she had done every other time she was given the condom.
You couldn't even remotely construe that as a "gift", as was the ruling in the blow job case.
Consider the scenario of a female roommate trusted to take out the trash, who then uses condoms from the trashcan to get pregnant. In neither of the cases do the trusting male expect the female to use the condoms to get pregnant.
>and he had sex with her
The sex is irrelevant as it did not give rise to the kid, IVF did.
A completely different person could have ran off with the condom.
>both factors in why the court ruled that he had to pay child support
They're irrelevant factors compared to the real reason, which is once again
>rights of the child to financial support outweigh the rights of the father
>Judge ruled that he willingly gave her possession of the sperm so he was still legally obligated to pay child support.
That doesn't mean that willingness is necessary, just sufficient, and even a very shitty notion of "willingness".
>There is no LEGAL way she could obtain sperm from me specifically.
Of course not.
The legality of how they obtain the sperm has no bearing on whether you'll be paying child support though.
>>27210228
You coulda just asked.
>>27210228
jokes on you, I'd only have sex in the missionary position while holding hands with a girl I want to marry and live with anyway, so this is the ideal situation actually
>>27210295
That's not the point - Your life is ruined now.
>>27210312
>male abortion
what?
>somebody actually wants me
Thats my fetish
>>27210377
>Poke a hole in her head, then poke a hole in myself.
Severely underrated comment
>implying I would not just ignore the fuck out of her
>implying she can actually do anything to me
>implying I have a income that can be taken with child support
>implying I ever had sex of any kind for her to even get my sperm in the first place
I would just flip her off and leave.
>>27210394
Genius. Is he a cuck daddy now?
>>27210563
damn that is an impregnable looking hentai
>>27212462
It's when a guy abandons the girl he got pregnant and avoids paying child support.
>>27212462
It is not actually a thing in most places but it is basically the giving up of all rights to the child but also being freed from all legal responsibilities (like child support) but must be done officially and usually pretty early in the pregnancy.
But since most single moms are dependent on the state and the state likes to save money by making the father pay no matter what, odds are it will not catch on.
>>27212593
That's a fucking amazing law
Why aren't we funding this?
>>27212245
Realistically the only way she could get the sperm is with aggravated sexual assault and the like.
I have yet to see a case where child support was required of someone in such a case. Only when the man did have some sort of willing sexual contact with the woman.
And besides I have no money or assets, or even have taxable income so it is not like I could pay even if some dumbass judge forced me.
>>27210228
Who's that hime-cut haired cutie in the background supposed to be, anyway?
Not have sex with bitches LIKE A FUCKING NORMIE in the first place
>>27212643
Because the state does not want it, and woman would hate it or could be easily convinced to hate it, and conservatives REALLY hate it.
>>27212643
>Why aren't we funding this?
oy vey, if we do that then people might be encouraged not to be single mother sleeping around, and instead create a proper family
its 2016! why would you want something so primitive and barbaric you dumb goy?
i had a girl do this to me. turns out it was a fake positive pregnancy test, and she only did it to see if i really loved her. crazy suicidal bitch i only fucked once. thank fuck she got those tubes tied bc i busted all up in her. instant regret.
>>27210228
But girls can't get other girls pregnant!
If she pokes a hole into my condom then I will poke a hole into her uterus.
>>27210228
Steal the baby of course, run off to Tibet and live with my mountain niggas and train my young lad/lass into a Shaolin monk
>>27214218
what if you have a penis?
>>27210563
>>27212522
Shimoneta is the show if you're curious.
>>27210284
Nice meme placement desu
Find something else to watch. The premise of this cartoon looks dumb.
>>27210228
"You know I'm poor, right?"
>>27210228
>How would you handle this situation?
Most likely go straight to a hardware store a few towns over and buy a heavy shovel with cash.
>>27210778
>They're liable to be taken advantage of, that's the basis for why they can't consent.
A teenage female is just as retarded as a "grow up" woman.
>>27210964
>Honest question here, is there something you can buy to slip into a woman's drink to cause her baby to die?
A staircase.
>>27210228
beat the shit out of her ofc op
why is this even a question?
>>27210228
let's celebrate with champagne on my yakuzi.
>>27210228
>Implying that I don't want to have a happy family with my wife and children.
i wish a girl cared so much about having my baby that she tricked me into getting her pregnant
It's more likely that she'd abort it or give it up to foster care to be with Chad.
>>27210228
>the only think I can think is that baby is not mine
>I am not dumb, so I take anti semen pills
>she realizes
>fucks someone else
>''ha, now anon has to be mine since he will think the baby is his''
>never get over the fact she got pregnant from other man.
But I'm still a virgin.
>>27210228
That's a single line on the test so you're obviously not pregnant.
>>27210228
poke a hole on her tummy
>>27210964
Abortions can be done early on via pill, so probably.
