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What does she have that I don't?
>>27208844
she has a shitty personality, vapid tastes, low self esteem, and a pandering attitude
>>27208844
hey fellow robots, lets use this thread to discuss something constructive
how can we inhibit or reverse the recent trend of a shit ton of girls here making girl threads and posting dumb girl shit? fembot feels do not exist, these threads should not be here, is there anything that you or I could to cull these threads and the idiots that make them?
>>27208844
Same here femanon
I just want him to be with me but I fucked up and now he's with an older woman who gives him something I could never give him.
I would try to make him happy. He's the only one I like, dare I say love, and I'd devote myself to him. I think about him all the time.
>>27208844
More like what does he have that I don't have.
Seriously, you annoy me. Girls are really cryptic and send a lot of mixed signals. I can't know if you leaning to me is that you like me, trust me or what, and I can't take it anymore, since I know you can get any man you want and I'm just an average dude.
>>27208932
>something I could never give him.
Oh I am sure you could anon
or does she give him her husband's money?
>>27208844
He's more sexually attracted to her. That's it.
>>27209057
you've become too cynical anon
>took half a hit of acid to see what would happen with such a low dose
>not sure it was actually acid
>now smiling stupidly and feeling tense all over but not really tripping
I wanna really trip one more time, and that will be the last time I do it, but this feels good
I kind of lost track of what I was trying to say.
>>27208844
List your qualities. Then list her's. Compare the two.
>>27209704
Women dont want you to actually tell them how to solve their problems. They just want you to listen.
I want to be good at deep throating but I always gag.
>live with boyfriend and a friend
>talk friend into pranking my boyfriend into thinking I'm taking a shower with him
>wait for boyfriend to get home from work
>when he gets into the house immediately head for the washroom and turn on the shower
>friend and I are standing by the shower and talking as if we're showering together
>within 2 minutes boyfriend starts pounding on the door and asking who the fuck I'm showering with
>tell boyfriend that I'm showering with our roommate
>he asks me why and I tell him we both need to be somewhere soon so we decided to shower together to save time
>boyfriend is attempting to open the washroom, but it's locked
>tell boyfriend to relax since my friend isn't a threat due to his short stature (friend is 5'3", I'm 5'10, boyfriend is 6'1") and it's not like he has a boner. Also tell boyfriend that friend has been behaving the whole time and hasn't once touched me or stared too much at my boobs
>washroom door seems like it's about to break open so I turn off the shower and answer the door before boyfriend breaks it
>boyfriend sees that we're still clothed and not really showering
>tell boyfriend that it was just a prank
>boyfriend doesn't find it amusing and tells me I went too far
>he looks to my friend and tells him that he's lucky that they aren't same size otherwise he would have fought him
Well, she is spoiled rotten, and I don't like that. I've never met someone that spoiled before.
I'm too big a pussy to make the first move, real talk right there.
>>27211293
>it's just a prank bro
Nobody is this stupid
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm a KV who wants to get fucked and impregnated with a qt daughter so bad. But guys just think of me as the mousy girl who works at the library. >_>
>>27208844
bigger tits probably.
>start crying
>rub eye
>make up smears all over the place
why do i even try it's useless.
>>27209305
delete this nowIMMEDIATELY
>>27211453
We can arrange that.
Here's your (You)
>>27211453
God I wish you weren't a guy.
>>27211453
>qt daughter
eww i'd force you to abort it unless it was a boy
>>27210382
BRUH
I REMEMBER THIS LIL NIGGA
I had a legitimately autistic best friend, and we'd go to his house and play those Fox games for days.
Best sleepovers ever.
His parents were so fucking sweet to me.
Fuck, I didn't need these feels.
Michael, wherever you are, I hope you're happy.
>comedy, ugh
I wish I was born any race but Black. White girls have their pick of good men with careers. Asian girls are smart and have such nice silky hair. Latin girls actually treat each other like sisters and their men will do anything to support their family.
But us? The handful of good Black men all want a lightskin or white girl. So my choice is to be single forever or get knocked up by some thug or loser who plays video games all day while I'm at work.
Oh, and I'm a nurse but my family seems to think I'm a millionaire and can dish out infinite cash while saying I'm "acting white" behind my back.
>>27211495
Maybe stop crying all the time, you stupid whore.
Why the fuck are you wearing makeup anyways?
No amount of makeup can cover up your ugliness
>>27211558
Bebe, please stop.
Black women need to banned from r9k, holy shit.
Bedwenchea can just fucking die.
Probably an attractive face and body
Post bodies that trigger femanons
If you don't have this body, just kill yourself
I have to hide that I have a boyfriend from my family.
And they want me to marry their friend's son who is a complete Asperger's Case who plays League of Leagues all day because he's going to be an engineer.
>>27211558
>Blacks say whites have no culture.
>Blacks bring down blacks by saying being a success is recognized as being white.
he he he
>>27211558
> loser who plays video games all day while I'm at work.
>2016
>not wanting to be a sugar mommy gf
this is why you're single. nobody's pickier than a nigress.nobody's more entitled than a nigress. It honestly brings me great joy that nigger women STAY bootyblasted by the fact that not even their own men want them. that they're so socially cucked that a majority have to wear wigs in order to hide their nippiness. kys pls
its getting late for a daily reminder
>>27211645
Rolling for American
>>27211615
they really can't compete
>>27211615
>Femanons wish they were actually pretty
>>27211621
Poo in the loo here.
My parents arranged me to marry a moba pleb.
>ywn have a qt korean sc player
>>27211645
where is 99?
>>27211615
Here's another of her. 10/10
>>27211615
they call these kinds of bodies "unobtainable" because they couldn't even get one with the help of an eating disorder
>>27211495
Oh fuck this is making me laugh too hard.
>>27211558
>The handful of good Black men all want a lightskin or white girl
same with good Black girls and lightskin or white men. Our race is fucked.
>>27211615
they'll always be the one's HE settled for
When my hair is curly I want it straight and vice-versa...
>>27211645
Rollin for benis
>>27211615
>"""'""""fembots"""""""" will never know what it's like to be truly lusted
Knowing this board, probably a vagina.
>>27211615
>2016
>roastieanons will never have this body
Why don't you all just kill yourselves?
>>27211708
curly hair is hot
straight hair is boring, and straightened curly hair never looks right to me
Dating a dude with a kid
When she needs a ride somewhere: "we're a team, right?"
When it's time for some discipline: "you're not her mother!"
So done with this shit. I'm out of here as soon as I find a replacement model with no kids. I'll miss her sometimes though I bet. She's a pretty cool kid when she's not being a hellion.
>daily roastie shitposting to try to bring fembots down to their level of self-loathing and non-existent self esteem
Women truly are vicious. No wonder every femanon I've talked to is fucking mental about their body being garbage even if it isn't.
>tfw posted my feels on the last five fembot feels threads and got zero replies
I have obtained true robothood, no one told me they were robot feels
>>27211615
Lmao caught a pic of a toastie roastie fembot in the wild
>>27208844
>tfw incapable of making female friends
>intimidated by other girls of any ageYes, I have mommy issues.Feels bad desu.
>>27211792
Did your mommy ever fondle you?
Lesbian incest is so hot
>>27211781
You're not a robot, stfu
>>27211769
Kill yourself
>>27211792
so does that mean all of your friends are guys?whore
>>27211706
Big nose.
Nasty fake tits that aren't even pointing the right way.
And apparently she doesn't have a good job or a man taking care of her if she had to stand naked in the cold for a bunch of creepers to jack off over for money.
Still not jelly.
>>27211615
Even Muslims have better bodies than fembots lmao
>>27211762
damn i'd walk up then nonchalantly drop something next to her. bend down to pick it up then just shove my face into that ass.
get a nice visceral sniff of that ass grabbing on it smelling. licking, fighting for air.
>>27211810
Post your pic then, lardass.
Stay jelly, ugly bitch
any femanons Christians? like go to church every Sunday Christians?
>>27211814
There's a lot of hot Arab, Persian, Pashtun, Berber, and Turkish girls. I can't blame their men for keeping them for themselves.
>>27211615
Sure is toastie in here.
Anyone bring some marshmallows?
>>27211695
>they call these kinds of bodies "unobtainable" because they couldn't even get one with the help of an eating disorder
FEMANOS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED FOREVER
Fun fact: stacy has better personality than femanon
>tfw obsess over a boy for ages and be really attracted to him, admire him etc but I don't think he likes me at all
>talking with male friend and he's a much better talker and I thought it was about time I gave up on liking other guy
>original guy finally starts showing signs of liking me back
>but I'm closer with second guy
That probably doesn't make any sense, ugh, I thought he didn't like me I feel so agghhhhhh
>>27211844
They go to church to take Instagram pics and meet Chad's to fuck in the altar.
>>27211847
I'd wrap my woman in an Ironman suit if she looked that fine
>>27211453
I'll do it.
But you'll be having several babies.
fembots, do you like watching guys pee?
If i were to become a mod, i would ban every IP that had even a hint of femininity.
FEMBOTS ARE NOT REAL
>>27211861
>Fun fact: stacy has better personality than femanon
So fucking true.
Stacy can at least have the bantz and say hi to us in public.
We even exchange xmas presents for our cats
>>27211810
of course not. since you're so confident how about tits and timestamp. you won't though, because you know nobody wants to see acne riddled landwhale
>>27211872
>tfw in the same position as a dude
>too scared to speak my mind
>tfw probably lost the chance for anything
>tfw she's probably happier with her male friend
i deserve this, she probably didn't even like me in that way anyway
>>27211898
But I don't know how to say hi to guys without them getting the wrong idea. ;_;
>>27211802
No, but she's a narcissist with borderline personality disorder.
>>27211803
I wouldn't feel comfortable having so many guy friends because of that t b h family. I do feel more comfortable taking to guys and did have a best guy friend in high school though, but he moved away.
>tfw you sniff your own asshole
>>27211883
That's a tranny you're talking to
>>27211886
Degenerate
>>27211894
Do it.
Not only would we get rid of roasties, but also trannies and faggy erp stutterposters
>>27211923
are you a chick? that's so fucking hot, what does it smell like?
>>27211918
You only say hi to Chad, so fuck you.
Don't talk to me if we're not gonna fuck, I have more important shit to do.
Stacy is cool tho
>implying you're even female and not some tranny
>>27211923
>>27211934
It's a tranny, you thirsty faggot nigger
>>27211934
put a finger near your own asshole and smell it retard, it probably doesn't smell too different.
>>27211909
It's a horrible feel, I wish first guy had started reciprocating earlier but I felt like he was using me for validation, but I guess it's too late because in the end someone is going to get hurt
I just want out of this situation
>>27211568
>Maybe stop crying all the time, you stupid whore.
>Why the fuck are you wearing makeup anyways?
>No amount of makeup can cover up your ugliness
based warlock, there is still manlyness in this board
>>27211988
You know how to get out of the situation?
Kill yo self, bitch
>>27211987
>he thinks male and female assholes smell the same
>>27212009
That is always an option
Yes
>>27211997
The few
The proud
The virgins
Shrews need to fuck off
>>27212016
Post dem tiddies before you go.
At least you'll have some something remotely meaningful with your slutty existence
>>27212034
Yeah nah not today Anon
>>27211934
like ass i dont know how one would describle the smell of ass
>tfw male
>read shit like this
http://youqueen.com/love/questions-to-ask-a-guy/
Now I know why women are boring. Fucking hell this stuff is like the worst shit. You will never get into interesting conversation like this. Might as well be asking about favorite color or math theorem.
>who's you're favorite movie badguy/good guy?
>never heard anyone mention a good guy
What? Really? Should I just pretend not to have liked Spiderman so much since I was young that I regularly dreamt about being him before my teens?
I guess I'd just say Deadpool but now that's ruined too due to the later comic books and the popular movie. Can't say Thanos. You're a creep if you answer that.
>sponsored link: How to control a guy (brain washing).
Creeps. Maybe I should say Thanos.
>>27211988
I don't really understand the term "using for validation" but feels bad
I think the worst part of that situation for me was just her telling me about other dude and then i realized how slow i was on the uptake so i fucked myself
>>27211923
promptly kill yourself my man
Some guy not even from /r9k/ told me they'll enjoy seeing me kill myself when I'm 30 because no man will fuck me.
I don't even know what I was feeling exactly, but my face went completely red.
>>27212225
You wanna to prove him wrong?
>What does she have that I don't have?
A dick, now get out.
>>27212225
He's just bullying you because he wanted sex. It's one of those PUA tricks where you try to lower a girls self esteem and if the conversation keeps going they have a good chance (since your standards are lower). Also the claim is probably presumed to be unrealistic as to claim it was a joke.
Assuming it wasn't someone you knew. Just seems like a dick then.
Did he just say that and leave? Story please.
>>27212282
Oh how cute, 2 bitter bitches trying to hug each other onlinne.
How does it feels to be hated more than stacy?
>>27211615
>big butt
>even bigger lips
Gross, to be haggard.
>tfw fear of intimacy
>>27212416
>>big butt
what butt?
>>27212421
*unless if it's chad
>>27212438
Wouldn't it be worse if it's Chad?
>>27211746
>"""'""""fembots"""""""" will never know what it's like to be truly lusted
>>27199500
fuck off botlord I'm trying to respond by posting a relevant link!
>>27212472
why did you even look for that thread? does it give you hope? just a reminder that men would rather stay virgins that fuck ugly obese "womyn". end your life
>>27212282
This was what I thought when I read that post too. Lots of guys try to get sex this way.
>>27212472
>implying they would perfer you over a pretty girl
Face, no one will ever prefer you over stacy. also
>>27212066
>describle
Musky.
>>27212124
>math theorem
That's actually interesting, though.
>>27212438
>what butt?
>he thinks that's a small butt
>>27212282
I didn't know him and he only got to say that because I didn't talk to him.
Pretty sure he was only trying to make me feel cruddy because I used to weigh a lot and now my body looks pretty messed up after losing a bunch of it. It was just kind of a surprise and came out of nowhere when even on this board, people have always been cool with or even encouraged by my progress.
>>27212240
Perhaps I'll try when I finish losing weight and become even floppier lel.
>>27212536
People are flipping crazy geez.
>>27211453
Would impregnate, after we got to know each other and developed a loving relationship.
>>27212605
>floppier
Need body weight training, m8. No one wants girls with no muscles.
>>27208844
>im not like the other girls :(
lol you fucking whore
>>27212570
Nah you get lame answers like a Pythagorean theorem. What can you respond? "yeah that's really useful."
It's extremely rare to get someone mentioning something rare where you can ask them about it. "Oh hadn't heard of that one, is it short enough to explain?" "what do you use it for/what makes it your favorite?"
Doesn't lead anywhere either. When you've explored both your favorites the best you can do is advance to top 10 or just talk about how awesome math is. But who hasn't done that for hours already? You want an unique interaction so he remembers you.
Generally things like talking about recent events is good because it's always fresh and likely there's more interaction before it goes stale/is forgotten.
Also all the 'is he the right one for me?' questions just make you look desperate. Sure fit in one of them every 20 minutes maybe. But it has to fit.
Also personally. I much prefer concepts in math rather than theorems. Sure theorems are fun. But talking about stuff like hyperbolic space is far more interesting because it's such a different way of thinking.
>>27212570
>he's a pleb
baka low test fag
>>27208844
>What does she have that I don't?
Probably good looks and a nice body, considering you're on r9k
>>27212701
>implying robots like body more than personality
seeing as they post ugly girl on 10/10 threads because >they have great personalities Them idsay the other girls have better personalities, which is true.
hey, guess you really ain't like the other girls, roastie. hahaha
>>27212694
>fat AND tattoos
Go to back to whatever porn site you spawned from.
Who does your oneitis look like?
pic related is mine, right down to the jewfro and blue eyes
>>27212732
haha, stay mad dicklet
>>27212757
>fat tattooed midget
You can't possibly top this.
inb4 fat tattooed black midget with piercings
>>27212641
Oh, I'm trying and I actually enjoy working out and feel myself get stronger. It's just I'm not going to be able to really prevent quite a bit of loose skin at this point.
>>27212744
There is a robot here who looks like Ocelot in MGSV to me, but dark hair.Although I mostly fell for him because he said I had a beautiful face and was at least an 8/10. Nicest comment I've ever gotten.
>>27212787
damage control much?
Girls, please notice me for a minute. How small is too small for you ? (Penis size)
>>27212850
smug much?
>>27212867
I don't know how big the normal penis size is (people lie about penis size), but I think that you should be fine as long as you can make her cum.
Personality
Body
Interests
Wants sex
Fembots should be hanged desu, fat cows
How can femanons even compete?
How does it feel failing life when women has it easier than anyone else?
>>27212867
I've never had the penis, but my 4-inch vibrator does well.
I'm not sure about its thickness exactly, but it's thin enough where it can slip through a toilet paper roll.
>>27212921
>implying anyone would want that spic over more femanon posters here
I wouldn't.she also has the attitude
>>27212935
>toilet paper roll
That's pretty big girth. 6".
So it's not a particularly specific upper bound.
>>27212879
you bet, loser
>>27212935
A "good" dick shouldn't be able to get inside the roll at the widest part.
>>27211934
Jesus Christ, it's like mandatory to be low test and thirsty to post on /r9k/ these days.
>>27212997
Reminder http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903
>>27213014
that's clearly photoshooped
SOMEONE NEEDS TO START POSTING TARANTULAS TO RUN THESE WHORES OUT.
>>27209057
She gives him a feeling of safety and comfort I could never provide, considering I am unstable and poor. She's a teacher, with a steady home life and kids, where I am in a shitty job and care about nothing but my art and trying to keep my bills paid.
I dont blame him for choosing to stay with her even after I made my feelings known, it doesnt sting any less. At least we're still friends, and that's something I am so thankful for.
>>27213056
No. Post qt spiders desu.
>>27212921
you sound like a broken record, at least be better at trolling.
>>27212990
What should the people with bad dicks do to have a healthy relationship ? (With loyalty, passion, etc). Because our condition is like HIV or cancer. It's permanent, bad, and no one wants it.
Well, I can only generalize but it's likely she has some of the following characteristics in greater amounts than yourself;
She's more aesthetically attractive to the person you're into. This could be in the form of a shapelier ass, nicer tits, better figure, prettier face... even things like a nicer voice. Dress sense factors into this as well somewhat, but not nearly as much as the other physical factors.
Her personality could be nicer than yours. So long as a girl is kind and friendly most men will grow attached quite quickly given sufficient physical intimacy. We're simple like that. A girl with "hidden depths" that challenges her partner is an acquired taste for some, but generally speaking the easier you are to deal with the more appealing you are. Demonstrating a need for your man without coming off as clingy is also a characteristic that's typically in demand by men to bolster their sense of self worth.
Beyond this, social status is probably the biggest potential deal breaker keeping you single. If you rode the cock carousel and everyone knows it then self respecting men will avoid a commited relationship with you for fear that society at large will think less of them for "settling". This also applies to girls that fail to meet a certain level of the aforementioned criteria for appearance and personality.
>>27213056
>TARANTULAS
what? the harmless spider one?
>>27208844
>fem
>bot
even dubs cant make this a phenomenon that actually exists, sorry
>>27211645
Rolling for the fuhrer
>>27211645
Gimme some viking
>>27213357
>Gimme some viking
ok
>>27211645
I better get American.
>>27211645
rollin
o r g e g i no blox
blocx
blox
blox blox blox
>>27208844
She actually went and talked to him instead of sitting at home and waiting for Edward Cullen
>>27211645
rolling for great justiceoregeno
>>27213377
>two parts
I've built my viking.
>>27211680
learn to read...
>>27213526
more robots should play those things, fa/tg/uys are so much witter and make so much more OC and dank memes
>>27212129
Really sorry to hear that Anon. It's not a good situation for anyone.
Also, by using for validation I meant that I felt my only purpose was to make him feel better about himself by giving him attention and compliments
>>27213377
>viking CYOA, rape cute boy anime fuckboi trap shitskin pol r9k tg.jpg
whew
>>27213971
i organize my maynes by tags
Femanons who ask thenselves why they dont have a bf, have you ever even asked a dude out...?
Life isn't a romantic movie(/anime) people often don't know you like them if you don't fuckimg say it
>>27211645
originales commento
>>27214268
you could ask male robots the same question
>>27214268
>have you ever even asked a dude out
yes
I have a 100% rejection rate
>>27215789
only ugly girls ask out guys because they're not good enough to have guys coming to them. Attractive girls will never have to try and find a guy because they will always flock to them. being a fembot is how nearly all men usually feel. suck it the fuck up
>>27216049
Good looking girls are such a two sided thing. The older and more experienced a looker gets, the more she becomes aware of her own attractiveness and plays up to it, which is actually a massive turn off imo. There's nothing more unattractive to me than a gorgeous girl that really knows she is and gets manipulative.
It's pretty rich when women complain that tinder has given men "pussy affluence" when good looking women having getting the same deal for a great deal longer.
>>27215789
>I have a 100% rejection rate
I'll be your bf.
>>27211988
Jessie Slaughter 2 is Robot Waifu
Just a reminder that if you respond to.my post I'll make actions to be your bf. Of course if you're a girl
>>27212694
Digging that swampy ass.
No need to wipe M'lady
>>27216322
I'm glad my tastes in female looks and personality are so far from the Stacey archetype.
>>27208844
>BAWWWWW WHY DOESN'T CHAD WANT MORE THAN A PUMP AND DUMP FROM A 3/10 GIRL LIKE ME!!!!
>EWWW WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD GO OUTH WITH A 7/10 GUY, I DESERVE AT LEAST A 11/10
I don't think I can do anything right. I wish I wasn't such a horrible person who hurts others. I don't even know how to properly apologize.
>>27217134
>I don't think I can do anything right. I wish I wasn't such a horrible person who hurts others. I don't even know how to properly apologize.
It's fine to be a horrible person and hurt me, as long as you stay with me forever.
>>27211453
sounds like my dream girl desu
>>27217161
I doubt I deserve forgiveness, nor will I get it.I lost sleep the first couple of days. The entire week has been stressful so far.
>>27217211
Let me kill you.
>>27217236
I guess I deserve as much.
>>27217279
Probably not, at least not with regard to me only, but I want to do it anyway. Or I feel like I have to. I just don't want you to be happy without me.
>>27217314
I feel as though I'm talking to the wrong person, this is a completely different perspective than I was left with.
>>27217349
That makes sense. I was still sort of hoping you wouldn't leave, then. Somehow. Now there's no need for pretense.
>>27217373I just didn't think you felt that... strongly? I still kinda regret it but it's not like you're going to take me back or anything like that.
>>27217410
You're acting strange.
>it's not like you're going to take me back or anything like that.
Yes. Anything like that.
What happened to yandere general? It was a good containment general.
>>27208844
she has strong family values and is virgin, plus she doesn't look like a shitskin sack of lard like you.
>>27217431I mean if this is really who I hope it is, send me a contact/friend request or whatever. I'm acting strange because I've been in a bad headspace this entire week.
I guess I was wrong? Ah well.
who is the craziest femanon here? whats the craziest thing you ever did
>>27211645
fewfefer
>>27217463
who do you think it is
>>27217698
Who do I want it to be? Someone who lives in Sweden. That should be enough information, really. I figured the images I posted would be a pretty clear indicator of who I am.
>>27217717
You're so funny. I hate you, but you're really funny.
>>27217736
You're killing me here. Metaphorically and a little bit literally too.
Just post your damn initials.
>>27217755I never gave out my "damn" initials though...
>>27217742
That's really cool.
>>27217769
sandnigger detected holy shit
>tfw you reject a black guy and he says "figures, you white bitches are all racist."
w-what, I just said no thank you.
>>27217786
>fembot feel
>>27217822
>"can i get to know you?"\
>"i-i don't think that's a good idea"
I'm so passive on the outside but inside I'm seething. For fucks sake i'm at work. what makes you think I have any interest in getting to know you? what makes you think you're entitled to my time? fuck the fuck off, nigger
>fembot
> Last relationship/attention fix: 1 hour ago
Such is life for an ah so suffering fembot ;^))))) xdd tbhqfamget the fuck out
>>27217822
Cognitive dissonance. They refuse to believe they were rejected primarily for their personality or smothering forwardness, and instead default to what makes you the one with the problem.
>>27208844
who is this semen dem0n?
>>27209305
Did it taste bitter? If so it was not lsd and was one of various RC's
LSD is tasteless
>>27217769
Is it, Olivia?
>>27211293
Dump him. He sounds like an ultra douche Chad with no sense of humor or respect for anything other than his own machismo bullshit.
>>27218034
disagree...a cheating prank is just too much imo. especially with a roommate.
>>27217924
Yo Adam. I just found the thread now.
If you still want to talk to me just tell me so, no problems. You're so dramatic you egdelord
>>27218100Are you telling me I've been talking to some other edgy, yandere swede? I have no idea how to feel now.
>>27217769
Vi ar disproportioneligt manga har. Kanns alltid sa med svenskar.
>>27218115
>Are you telling me I've been talking to some other edgy, yandere swede?
Yes.
>I have no idea how to feel now.
This.
>>27218115
yes, you're such a drama queen.
>>27218220
I guess but that's my one redeeming quality so might as well play it up.
>>27218235
That's not really a quality
>>27218273
I'm a trash person
>>27217037
Let me guess, you lean more towards kooky spice?
>>27218278
self pity ain't really a good way to pick up girls familia
>>27218307
Step up your self deprecating game.
>tfw turned my vibrator on maximum pussy pleasure and now my pussy hurts a lot
I overdid it. I need an icepack...
>>27218447
Talk more about your pussy so that I can fap
>>27218447
"women" tho
>>27218447
I can smell your cheesy dick from here faggot
>>27208895
I've made 10 of these threads and I'm not even a girl. I make them because I know people like you are going to reply every single time, without fail. You're just that gullible and stupid. /r9k/ is one of the easiest sources for (You)s out there because robots will literally reply to the exact same threads over and over, you are unbelievably easy to bait with things like fembot and wageslave threads. Every time I post one of these threads I wonder when you guys will finally realize you're being baited and just stop replying. But every time I'm proven wrong, 500 posts later.
>>27218077
The roommate was a manlet that doesn't even look his age . If it was with a man that actually looked like a man then that would be a red flag. It's like getting mad at your wife for bathing with your son.
>>27218950
>women actually believe these things
She's probably a virgin, loyal, and not fat. Also to all the people saying a girl's looks are super important, I'd take a mediocre looking virgin than a perfect 10/10 girl who's been with other people any day. So... Loyalty Personality Healthy enoug Virginity Looks.
Anyone here ever tried subscription services like lootcrate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhJ5QzJnMy0
>>27217822
I'm worried I'm going to have this problem. I can tell this black guy I work with is seriously trying to hit on me hardcore and it's super uncomfy.
An Indian man I also work with was attempting to as well despite having a girlfriend. I liked him before, but what a pig. I lost all respect for him after that.
It's also difficult to deal with because I have literally closed myself off from people for eleven years of my life and have no idea what do.
I'm still kinda surprised that Yandere poster was Swedish. Everything else was vague but that's a huge coincidence.
>>27211293
Only 2 (You)'s, Rough crowd desu. 8.5/10, very solid.
>>27208844
She's probably thinner and more feminine.
>>27211645
Gotta roll
>>27208844
As a guy, it's always looks unless they've been long time friends or something like that.
>>27213077
That's how women think. Men don't care what kind of job you have.
>>27211645
Must roll dubs
>>27211645
Let's go for weeniemancer
>>27211645
I want wizard wizard
>you will never be praised merely for having a vagina
Fuck
>>27211844
hi :) I wear head scarf like pic for modesty. so sick of the whores in the west.
Fucking hell girls...
>ready to get my pussy destroyed this weekend
>counting down the days
>two days before, a random period appears
>absolutely no reason, not even due until next week
>fuck the mini pill, fuck hormones, fuck my entire life
Any tips to end a period early? I can't be doing with this shit and I've not reached the level of period sex yet.
> tfw my only friend is an online friend and she has a job now and spends her time with her new normal friends
> most days wont even take the time to reply to my messages
I wish I could make friends
>>27220856
>I've not reached the level of period sex yet.
Why not? Just do it.
>>27220889
Cucked by work. You were never even her friend to begin with.
>>27220889
sure you can't make friends. I don't trust people like you.
>>27220911
Because I've not known the person that long and don't want to be all "fuck my bloody cunt please".
I mean I could get ridiculously drunk and go through with it anyway but then I'll get terrible beer fear the morning after and it will destroy any arousal I may have had from the experience.
>>27220920
Sometimes I feel that way. If I'm so easily ignored maybe I was never her friend at all, just somebody to make her less lonely until she made real friends. She has said that isn't true but I can't help but feel that way.
>>27220951
Jesus Christ you are a fucking whore.
How many men have used your whore body?
>>27220935
I don't trust random faggots on the internet either you're trash
>>27221136
You daydream about being raped.
>>27221108
Like, five? Most of the guys on this board have probably fucked more girls than that.
>>27221148
Proof? Oh wait you have none? HA you're move!
>>27221108
You know anon, I think I've lost count.
Oh well!
>>27221166
D-Do you know what website your on?
>>27221166
Let me fuck you, then.
>>27220935
Do you know me or have me mistaken for someone else?
>>27221178
I hate women so much...i can't wait for replacements soon...i hope you all die off. I rather see the human race die then spend another day with your kind.
>>27221166
>is actually a slut
Hot.
How old are you?
>>27221178
Why are you even here?
>>27221166
>more than 2
OFFICIAL whore status
>>27208844
FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Women cannot be robots. Fact.
All this "fembot" shit is just further attention-seeking bullshit.
Just go suck off chad like you do every weekend you vapid whore.
Are you a slut if you want to marry your dad?
>>27221201
No? I'm on my period and I have a fuckbuddy already.
>>27221263
I'm not a slut though? I'm like, 21.
>>27221273
This is why you guys can't get laid. Five is not a high number.
>>27221359
No that's natural but since it isn't socially acceptable let me be your Daddy BF instead.
>>27221364
You're a women that makes you wrong no matter what whore. LEAVE!
