Dicklets, how do you rationalize having a small dick?
Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches.
>tfw 7.5"
Too big to fill most, I think. Wouldn't mind going down an inch.
>>27208838
What the fuck do you mean "rationalize"?
>implying I choose to be 5 in
>>27208919
You're right, I should've asked how do you justify having a small dick.
Actively choosing to be a dicklet when things like jelqing and bathmates exist is kind of pathetic.
5 inch dicklet here. DESU I was surprised when I finally got a gf at 30 that 5 inches was pretty adequate. She's a little chubby so some positions don't work that well but all in all i was pleasantly surprised.
>>27208982
This weird myth basically came from porn and most girls cannot take anything as big as this bullshit graph >>27208962
What I'm starting to wonder is who perpetrtates all the bullshit lies that happen on r9k and why people continue to believe them?
>Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches.
I'm skeptical. The global average may be 6 inches, but that's including whites and asians who will drag the average down. There's no way the average length of a country like Congo or Somalia is only 6 inches. There's just no way.
>>27208838
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/page/4
Use that for measurements.
>>27209020
Yeah the average in some asian countries is like 4 and they have a huge population. I'd say 6.5 is closer to the average if you live in a first-world country.
I'm Asian. You can't fight genetics.
>>27209008
>bullshit graph
Kek, you dicklets are incorrigible.
Who's the chick in the middle pic?
>>27209055
But I actually know its bullshit. If you've ever talked to someone whose had sex or actually had sex yourself you know that shit gets painful for the girl after 6 inches.
>>27209040
So about half of 4chan is bigger than most porn stars?
>>27209055
Is this supposed to be trolling anno 2016? The guy you're talking to doesn't even know the chart is a manipulated fake and he still thinks it's bullshit, that's how bad your thread is.
>>27209048
>what is jelqing
>what are penis pumps
>what are penis extenders
>what is upping your test levels to naturally promote penile growth
Literally no excuse.
stop replying to the tripfag's ebin troll thread
My BIG IRISH COCK Is 7.1 inches though
>>27208962
>>27209120
Jelqing is a meme and actually carries a high risk of severely damaging your cock because, surprise, the penis wasn't meant to be trained like a muscle.
Upping test levels to promote growth is futile if you're out of puberty I would think.
>>27209085
I'm almost 8 inches and it's really only a problem at times in missionary. It can be managed pretty easily with proper angling, but fucking up can cause some definite pain.
This isn't even good b8 op
You have a gay name too btw
>>27208838
The global average is actually 5-5.5"
>>27209085
FYI that chart actually is fake, the original is skewed closer to the bottom left
>>27208838
So my average 6 inch penis can fill up half the forearm or a little more than half? Since 7 can fill most?
>>27208838
Why do I care? I'm not getting laid ever again
>>27209232
Sure thing, dicklet. Whatever you say.
What does it matter if you're not a Chad?
Who cares if your dick is 7"
>>27209443
nice shop you stupid nigger
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size
you forgot to shop the caption on the pic so it gave you away
>>27209443
>>27209476
Ahaha
Who the fuck takes the time to do this
Female here (don't care if you don't believe me).
The truth is men care way more about dick size than we do. Honestly as long as you can fuck, I'd say 4 inches or so is adequate. I've slept with 20 or so guys with all different sizes and the only one that was too small was a guy who had a legitimate medical condition (penis was literally 2 inches).
Quit worrying about it and practice your form.
>>27209476
Is 0.0002% of the world population a large enough sample size to be considered meaningful on a global scale?
I don't into stats but that seems retarded
>>27209476
>>27209497
Having trouble coping, huh dicklets?
My bf has a big dick.
I was only with one guy before him who had 5" and was tiny. I said similar stuff to what's written in this thread, that it was average and size didn't matter and I wouldn't be able to take a big dick anyway and that it was good enough.
Lol no. Girls that say that don't have enough experience. I never actually had a penetrative orgasm from sex until my current bf. Big dicks are amazing. I'm borderline addicted to his cock, I don't think I could ever go back to a dicklet.
>>27209598
Man detected
Nice bait
>>27209654
lol its so obvious too
>>27209598
This is what virgins think girls talk like.
>>27209697
>>27209684
>>27209654
I actually am a woman. I've just spent too long on imageboards and have legit autism.
But seriously, nothing feels better than a big cock. Nothing makes up for it either. If you're a dicklet you should just quit now because women are never going to enjoy having sex with you unless they've got daddy issues and are mentally deranged.
>>27209055
Woah did that picture get smaller? Pretty sure the last one had made it to arch in her back.
>>27209497
Someone who's projecting. People tend to do things like this to cover for a flaw they possess.
>>27209476
>>27209815
Yeah, you'd know all about that.
>>27209120
>tripfag is retarded
WOW
>>27209836
Projecting much? Who hurt you?
Hey guys, grill here.
If you don't have a 12" dick you should probably just kill yourself, anything under 9" is tiny as fk and just outright unacceptable
>>27209883
Stay mad dicklet. Let real women actually tell it how it is. Big dicks are made for pussy. Small dicks are made for you to jerk yourself out of the gene pool.
>>27209476
Ok, according to the graph in that article, I'm in the 98th percentile. What the actual fuck?
I call bullshit.
>>27209912
Whats considered a dicklet
lol what do you mean how do i justify it? I was born with one there's nothing I can do.
Actual femanon here who has actual sex.
You can't really feel anything smaller than 6 inches honestly. Even with 6 inches it feels like a slight tingly sensation rather than being fucked.
I had sex with a guy who was 5 inches once and it was basically like rubbing clits. I never said anything to him though.
my dick is only used for peeing, it will never see the inside of a girl
>>27209938
That study was done on less than 1% of the global population.
>>27210004
>implying people are born fully formed
If you were eating better or testosterone levels were higher during puberty, you would have had a larger dick. You fucked up.
>>27209981
Either smaller than average in length and girth. Smaller than 6.5" long. Doesn't look big in proportion to the body. That's a dicklet. If you can only wrap one hand around it, it's a dicklet
The only thing worse than a dicklet is erectile dysfunction.
Somtimes, I just like to take a second and laugh at faggots like >>27210009 and how pathetic their life must be to feel the need to post such obvious trolls.
FACT:
Penis size is the singular most important thing to women. More important even than testicle size.
>>27210009
jesus christ, your ugly as fk
how many fingers do you use when masturbating?
>>27210009
>all vaginas are the same size
Damn your bait is a little weak anon
>>27209476
>>27209443
kek
(original commento)
>>27208962
That chart is from some penis enlargement pill website, it is total bullshit
>>27209981
Smaller than 7.5 inches long (pubic bone), smaller than 5.5 circumference
>>27210009
>no other sizes of this image were found
>it's real
Dicklets btfo
>>27209497
You really want to know?
>>27210009
I'm the first femanon in this thread and I'm not sure if you're trying to troll but when I had sex with my 5" ex it did feel like we were rubbing clits.
My bf is at least 2" bigger (I haven't measured so idk) and I can actually feel my cervix hit now. It hurts a little but at the same time he can easily hit my g spot as well and make me cumbuckets. I hate the meme that cocksize doesn't matter, because small cocks don't do shit. They're useless. Might as well be a lesbian.
This is coming from a girl who is fairly tight and never sticks anything up her vagina on her own. I don't own dildos or anything like that, but honestly fingering myself feels better than fucking a dicklet.
>>27210109
>27210109
>as if a reverse google image search means anything
Dumb ape.
It doesn't matter because I'm going to die a virgin anyway.
>>27210124
Post a timestamped pic then.
>>27210079
you are one mad dicklet
I'm femanon but have to admit, I can't really feel anything under 7 inches. I'm anonymous here so idgaf and will tell the truth - penis size is important and no woman would willingly take a dick under 7". 6" is the cut off point, it's doable but not satisfactory.
No doubt you've ever that it's hard for women to get vaginal orgasms, what they keep secret is that it's because the dicks they are using are too small. I have a 9" dildo and I get vaginal orgasms all the time. Trust me, I've had 4 female friends tell me they've dumped guys due to having dicks under 6". And even then they were looking for guys on the side if they had a bf that's in between 6" and 7", since ideally we want 7+
>>27210095
phew, just barely made it.
>>27210094
Oh shit, you're right. I found the real one.
>>27210153
>these fucking troll posts
kek it's so obvious
>>27210144
No because like I said I have a bf and he wouldn't appreciate me whoring myself out, he browses this board.
Sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it. If dick size wasn't a big deal than girls wouldn't make fun of guys with small dicks and the dicks in porn would be small.
honestly im probably the only real femanon itt and let me tell you, anything under 8" might as well be my finger
>>27210172
Then why post a pic of your supposed self in the first place? whats the difference between that picture and an added timestamp?
>>27209801
I'm totally a woman too man.
>>27210202
That's not me. That's a troll or another poster. I'm the only real femanon itt and I will never post a picture because why the fuck would I want my face associated with unpopular opinions regarding dick size?
Everyone gets so mad when you tell the truth: dicksize matters.
>>27210176
I'm a real femanon and I can honestly say that anything under 8 inches is a glorified clit.
>>27210176
>Thinks 8in is worthwhile
Literally
LITERALLY you need a blue whale sized penis (as in the size of a entire blue whale) to even think about considering yourself a man.
As the only real femanon itt anything below 9'' is suicide tier.
My second bf had a 6 inch dick and I just told him straight up that if he didn't want me looking for someone with a larger package he'd need to wear a sheath in bed.
>>27210152
6.75x5.75 here, I have no reason to be mad
>>27210218
But you already did post a picture though?>>27210009
is this not you?
True fembot here. 12 inches in the bare minimum and I'm a virgin.
>>27210286
Hey baby drop your contact. I'm an awkward 6'8" nerd with a 12" dick and killer abs. Hit me up babe.
>>27208838
Which cock would you want to pound your boipussy, /r9k/?Danny D for me.
>>27210283
No that's not my post I'm a different femanon
>>27210270
Sounds small
>>27210317
Sorry but I said 12 was the MINIMUM requirement. I'm not gonna settle for less if I don't have to.
>>27210138
This post is the only correct response if you're posting on r9k.
My dick when fully erect is like half an inch bigger than the length of my iPhone 6 with a case on it. Sorry I'm not actually that much of a faggot to measure mine like the rest of you. How big is it?
>>27210369
About as big as a babies. Nice baby dick. It's probably pretty cute.
>>27210369
Dicklet tier, add 4 inches and then you might be able to satisfy a non size queen
>>27208962
Penis enlargement should be illegal.
>>27209120
Every, i repeat, EVERY penis enlargement method is very risky. Male penis aren't meant to be enlarged. So watch your mouth, you have no idea how hard it is for us, this is not a joke. Do you also make fun of people with cancer and HIV ?
>>27210441
As far as I know, it doesn't work anyway, but why should it be illegal?
Pretty happy with my dick size 2bh, could be a little thicker though. 7.5x5.5 but I gained like 50lbs over the last year going from thin to really fucking chubby, so it's less than 7" in most positions atm
>>27210441
Technically, those kinds of penis enlargement are fraud, but you don't have shit against them, because they can just claim their pills have no guarantee to work, which it probably states on the leaflet.
>>27210514
it wrecks your cock
Real femanon here. Anything smaller than my German shepherd is a glorified clit, and even he gets cucked by my neighbors pony.
>>27210170
Lol you seem really bitter
Western people are so weird. The straight guys care so much about others' penis size, more than girls do.
>>27210546
>providing easily faked photos
>not simply providing timestamped photo
hmm
>>27210153
Tits or get the fuck out
Tits or get the fuck out
Tits or get the fuck out
Tits or get the fuck out
Some people even killed themselves because of penis size. Even worse, some of them grew hatred towards women and society and you don't wanna know what they're gonna do to all of you when you're at college or the mall. Anything bigger than the girl's middle finger is always satisfying. Big dicks work because people nowadays have sex without love.
>>27210661
This shouldn't be a joke. How can you laugh to the joke when you know someone is hurt inside ? You people are mean, you don't deserve the good things in life
>>27208962
Women cant judge dick size worth shit
They think 6" is 8"
>>27210546
atleast use an attractive girl if your gonna try and troll
4"x4.5" here. It's okay, because I'm exclusively attracted to little girls under about ten orminutes eleven. Not that I've gotten lucky with them either, but it's reassuring to know that it would be about the right size for them.
>>27208838
Girlfriend's ex had big dick, she didn't know women had orgasms till we got together.
Big dicks don't matter if you suck at sex
If i could trade one of my legs or arms with a big dick, i would. That's how hard it is for me. You gifted and privileged people will never get it.
>>27210745
Or maybe they can tell the difference but they would rather pump the ego of the man they are sleeping with and they just pretend to be retarded because it isn't worth the hassle of dealing with a partner who is insecure about his dick
>tfw no big-dicked virgin robot bf
>>27210829
Lemons into lemonade. Nice.
>>27208838
meh it's not like I'm using mine all that much
besides I'm tall and have a attractive face
i dont know why you guys keep worrying about cock size, its not about her pleasure, its about yours, fuck them seriously, they keep saying, "you will never comprehend women"
well, i dont give a single fuck about giving my girl an orgasm, if she leaves well lucky me, next one. thats it
>>27211048
This. Small guys should learn to not give a fuck about women. They all suck as a person anyway, none of them wants to fix us when we're broken but we all have to be their therapist.
>>27210917
Also a factor but women are notoriously awful at judging dick size
>>27210832
>this idiot believed her
>>27211095
yeah, they go all, im so diferent you will never understand me,
bitch i dont want to understand no shit, i just want to lick ya pepperonis
Spoke to a girl about this once, she said the most simple thing ever.
Big dick is the equivalent to tight pussy, once it's in they all pretty much feel the same apart from the extreme ends of the spectrum.
She says no girls want a monster cock just like a guy wouldn't want a girl with a extremely tight pussy, because after a certain amount its no longer comfortable
>>27209443
it is globally
dragged down by asia tho
western is more 6"
>>27211140
Asia and Ireland actually
>>27211122
This.
>ever believing a roastie
you guys need to calm down dick size is really not a big deal, unless you're having sex with a turbo slut
the kind of girl you want as a girlfriend is not the type of girl to be drooling for jamaldonkeydicks like a cockwhore
seriously, your dick is fine. the kind of girl you want as a girlfriend is not the kind of girl to care about it.
think about it like, women are inscure about their boobs. they're too big, too small, uneven, etc. but, you don't really care right? it doesn't really matter you'll like however they look. well it's the same like that for your dick. You're just insecure about it when girls will just be excited to see it when you show it
>>27210917
>Or maybe they can tell the difference but they would rather pump the ego of the man they are sleeping with and they just pretend to be retarded because it isn't worth the hassle of dealing with a partner who is insecure about his dick
If a woman says that to me I will be sure to tell her my true size.
I think what we should do to people who lie is put a bullet in their stupid fucking brain and lie to the police.
>>27210168
8 inches in circumferene is retardedly big
Someone stop this meme, it's going too far
>>27209594
Rev that damage control to 7, stay strong, I believe in you.
>>27211445
>You're just insecure about it when girls will just be excited to see it when you show it
I high doubt that friend...
>>27209120
Lol this faggot acting like that's a big dick. Nothing but a dicklett in denial.
>>27209120
>>what is upping your test levels to naturally promote penile growth
Well what is it ?
>>27209205
>Upping test levels to promote growth is futile if you're out of puberty I would think.
It doesn't work period, puberty or not. Testosterone does not determine penis size. Your genetics do. Genetics also accounts for Sebastian's low IQ. >>27209120 Fucking dumb ass.
>>27209120
Lol you don't deserve that body hair, underage.
Reminder that normie-dicks do not belong on r9k
If youre dick does not have some weird curve or other malformity o it, then leave
>all these memes
the average penis size is around 5-5.5 inches.
no, niggers do not have especially large penises. it's a lie perpetuated by the porn industry and racists with NTR fetishes.
>>27212253
Well actually my brother was very short and had a small penis. He then took the hormonal therapy and now he's taller than me plus bigger dick (i saw it when his morning boner). Sucks to be 22.
>>27208838
Feminine penis, clearly.
>the global average is 6 inches
Standard tripfag misinformation.
>>27212266
True. Perfect people better leave 4chan
>if you're taller than 5'10, 7/10 face, having at least 6" penis, then you're already perfect.
>>27208838
People that actually believe that the global average of penis size is 6" are just trying to mess up with the unfortunates' complexes. Clearly underage, why should we take these goblins seriously ?
>>27212318
>>27212318
>tfw 5'9.9", 6.9/10 face, 5.9" penis
Whew.
Who 5x5 here?
>>27208838
I don't use it anyway so my 3 inches don't feel as bad as if I'd use them. I'm happy about it coz I can run without my dick being hurt and other stuff too.
It isn't bad thing.
>tfw 6x6
Feels inadequate, but alright famalam.
>>27212378
Me. Only chick that's seen it said
>it's not so big is it
>it's a good shape :)
>it's cute :)
>it won't make me feel sore :)
I have tiny hands so I didn't realise it was that bad until then.
>>27212439
how tiny are your hands?
>>27209526
Fucking roastie lying us about what females want so you can laugh at us. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE NOW
Actual real woman here. Men are way too worried about their dick sizes, it's really not that important to us, as long as you aren't small (<6 inches)
Cheer up ;)
>>27209526
what about having a thin af dick?
I am exactly 5 inches, and I just accept it.
I feel like if you had a dick like in the OP pic, it just wouldn't fit in most vaginas.
>>27208838
I'm 6.5"
Asian girls tell me how perfectly sized it is
>>27212463
Lol how can you be okay with the assumption that girls are size queen ? Being a size queen is a bad thing, don't okay it ! It's not supposed to be okay ! We should make women feel bad about being one. How can you live with the fact that all women are shallow ? Just...
>>27212456
From the base of the palm to the top of the middle finger about 7 inches. They were smaller then her's and she was 20cm shorter then me
>>27212489
Fuck you. Most men here are less than 6 inches. Just, DON'T EVEN TALK IF YOU THINK LESS THAN SIX IS SMALL. Because you should know that it hurts some people.
>>27212530
Is that bone pressed or non bone pressed
>>27212545
Fell for my b8 m8, literally every femanon post here is by men taunting other anonymous men
>>27212549
Just from the skin
>>27212439
that's like the worst thing a girl can say
I'm a kissless, handholdless NEET virgin. At this stage, why should I care about my inability to satisfy a woman when I can't even get one fucking hold my hand?
>>27212575
Then it is actually above average, grats m8
How hard are you meant to bone press? If I push really hard to can measure an extra inch, but it just seems pointless.
>>27212602
Bone-pressing seems like a meme to me because if i bone press im 6.2 inches yet my dick looks tiny though apperantly it is above average
>>27212579
It was like all the stereotypes come to life. Also I could fit four fingers in so there is no way it felt good for her.
>>27212532
How are we supposed to stop it?
Tell me please
Then oppresion towards women should be a good idea. We should make them feel bad about liking big dicks and being sexual. We have to be powerful again, like the old days.
>>27212615
Bone-pressing is a meme to make smaller dicked guys feel better. It should only apply to fat guys with hidden fat dick.
>>27212648
No, you should understand that what you believe is not real. Real women, out there, don't think like you. I've talked to lots of women, 80% of them says that less than 5 is okay.
>>27212690
Why is it wrong to make those genetic victims feel better ?
If you can't feel a 5" penis you might be loose.
The best part is rubbing against his pelvis anyway.
>>27210546
Shit, must you be a sadcunt. Even when you smile youre sad.
Get a dog pupy
>>27208962
>tfw 1 space away from A
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>>27212714
Because it's a lie that will hurt them in the longer run
I'm 5x5
I've accepted I have a small dick
End of story
If I ever somehow do have sex, I won't go in with expectation my dick will be amazing or something girls will want to come back more for. I will most likely have to compensate with a lot of foreplay, clit rubbing and whatever else gets them off.
>>27209020
> global average
> global
That's how averages work
>>27209008
You're delusional. Every woman I've been with (20ish) has been able to take my dick and I'm 8".
>>27212750
You also have to expect it won't be amazing for you. Imagine how much tighter it feels with a bigger dick.
>>27212750
Compensating is very inferior. Like, i'd still gonna eat her pussy or anything, but not out of compensating.
>>27212803
What's your point ? What's your purpose on saying that ? Do you feel good about makinh people feel permanently bad about themselves ?
>>27212821
It doesn't matter how you frame it, it is just the way it is. If I had a bigger dick, sex would be different. But not everyone is as lucky.
>>27212803
If it's bad for me, I'll do both of us a favor fuck someone else.
just look cute in the face and nobody cares about ur dick.
>>27212889
Until you get to the actual fucking...
>tfw 3 inch erect pencil dick
Just fucking kill me please
Im 23 and its fucking over for me
I didnt do anythint to deserve this
>>27212904
Right ? Those big dicked chads don't deserve a happy life. I'd fucking shoot all of them.
>>27212897
unless its like <4 literally no one cares
>>27212922
I just wanted a fair chance man
nobody will accept my condition and i cant reasonably expect them to
6.5 x 5.5
Have been told by girls I am a dicklet
have pleasured many though
yes I know I shouldnt be here
>>27210168
>8 3/4 inches of girth
>enjoyable
>>27212939
But that's not true at all. Please stop spreading lies and giving smaller guys false hope.
>>27208982
Pretty much the same experience here.
>>27209008
>What I'm starting to wonder is who perpetrtates all the bullshit lies that happen on r9k
It's a mix of trolls, baiters, shitposters being "ironic", probably some insecure average or less-than-average sized people who actually think this is true and thus perpetuate it, people with above-average sizes and without any other attribute or trait that's remotely worth noting, and the occasional person into (as in a kink/fetish) either giving or receiving small penis humiliation.
>and why people continue to believe them?
Because a lot of people on this board are already very insecure and easy to get talked into more insecurities.
On top of that it can be difficult dealing with prior rejections with women without getting any satisfying answer on why; vague reasons that don't give clear indications of what exactly it is someone doesn't find attractive/interesting enough in you to date (or become bf/gf, or have sex) can keep one wonder what it is. If they browse /r9k/ a lot most they'll see is claims that you'll need a 10+ inch dick, be at least 10' tall, have 11/10 looks, making top .1% money and whatnot, and there's no real life experience to refute those claims, it can end up causing the belief that surely those claims must therefore be factual truth.
With dick size in particular, most porn shows big sizes and supposed claims that that's mandatory to enjoy sex, to get a woman off, and to be a "real" man. It doesn't help that when men talk about penis size among each other, it's normally exaggerated claims of having huge ones as to claim being a "real" man , leading to further perpetuating this issue at hand.
As a virgin there's not a whole lot of real life experience to show that an actual average size or even somewhat below can still very much seal the deal. Even worse if you end up meeting a vocal size-queen and that concern of size inadequacy is confirmed.
This thread is just another bait thread, though.
>>27212958
ur like a girl with ugly tits. sex is still possible is all im sayin.
>>27212981
Of course it's possible. But to say no one cares is a fry cry from the truth.
>>27209120
If any of that worked everyone would have a 10" shlong
There would be an epidemic of huge impractical penises
If penis enlargement worked at what point would people stop?
tfw ideal
>>27213002
im still sticking to 4 and over is normal and no one would care tho.
>>27213018
Sure, feel free to feel however you want. You might find a few people who won't care. Doesn't mean most won't though.
>>27208838
>Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches
Bear in mind, women think the average is 8 inches and will consider anything below that as small.
Real Femanon here.
Anything under 14 inches isn't a real dick.
You should probably all kill yourselves.
>>27209020
>countries like Congo or Somalia
The stereotype that all black men have big dicks has some truth behind it, like most stereotypes. When blacks were traded as slaves, a large penis was a desirable trait for a slave. Buyers probably thought it meant they were harder workers or something. Eventually, a lot of black guys around America had larger dicks than the whites.
See, the big dick thing only applies to blacks that were caught in the slave trade for generations, and even then this stereotype is many years outdated.
>Big dick stereotype only really applies to black slaves
>>27213002
Do you know who cares ? You, straight dudes with big dicks, straight dudes with small dick, and gay dudes. That's all.
>>27213029
But does that mean most will ?
>>27208838
>tfw seeing shit like this makes you feel terrible for your pretty short and very thin dick
stop this, r9k. the manlet threads have never bothered me but this is too much
>>27213225
They want to make us feel bad for the sake of "telling us the truth".
>>27208838
>Dicklets, how do you rationalize having a small dick?
im an idiot. i have no IRL friends outside of family. i do nothing all day. i have no job and i live with my only still living parent.
small dick and manlet status are the least of my worries dude. i just don't even care at this point, and even if i did care, manlet and dicklet would be at the bottom of my list.
just under 5 inches reporting here
i have become reluctant to intimacy because of the stigma behind size
i want to die every day
>>27213173
The only reason guys care is because girls care. Why do you think so many men are insecure about it?
>>27213330
Hopefully you'll move on
I felt like that before as well, but I just stopped caring because I know I won't ever get laid.
The sadness creeps up here and there, but you'll find other immediate things to bother you.
>>27210906
i hear you friend, id give up anything to be normal
Best way to add extra inches if temporary is to have a hot shower. The hot water should rush as much blood as possible to your manhood.
>>27208889
>too big to fill most
not at all senpai
>>27209476
>>27209443
Kek good catch anon.
Can't believe even a tripfag called "Sebastian" would stoop so low as to shoop data to fuel a dick size thread. Fucking disgraceful. I feel ashamed to share DNA with some people.
>>27208838
>Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches.
The global average penis size also includes women, whose penis size of 0" drastically drags down the average length.
>tfw average
>tfw wish I had a had a cute dicklet for humiliation purposes
Why is everything penis enlargement? I'd happily trade for something under 4"
>>27213332
>because girls care
You sure about that ? Because no girls here has ever confirmed that. Even if it does matter to some girls, those are usually the trash ones, the ones that don't matter
I'm 6.5 but I have a super fat dick
Like fuck, a super fat dick
When I was a virgin I was super embarrassed because it was like a coke can. But apparently that's exactly what girls want so confidence built after that
>>27213578
Nice blog. Why are you even here ?
>daily reminder that if you're born with a ferrari don't ever drive it to the hood.
>>27209020
>Somalia
Nice try, Somalian. Congo and Ghana have the highest averages in Africa. Somalians have tiny dicks.
6.5x5.5
the only person i've ever fucked i've regularly made scream with pleasure. just fuck them from behind, even 5 inches will feel good from behind. i mean not as good as mine of course, but im sure it'll be ok c:
>>27213502
Girls care, but it only really matter if you're significantly below average. My girlfriend can confirm.
>>27208838
I have a 7 inch dick but my girth is about 4 inches
Shit is worse than having a small fat cock
>>27213615
Your gf is a size queen and being a size queen is not good. Plus, lots of girls has told me that as long as the penis is longer than her middle finger, it's all good. I'm not gonna date the overly sexual ones anyway. And if you really think that only average plus sizes that can reach the g spot, this conversation is over.
>>27213464
But women
-do not-
have cocks
>>27212922
You should, Anon. For every single reason you can think of.
I believe in you.
people who respond to these threads are the real problem
>>27213673
They have penises, they are just 0" long.
>>27213737
no you double nigger
a clitoris is not a dong
>>27213749
A clitoris is more than 0" long though.
Their PENIS is 0" long
>>27213782
show me the penis on this female vagina, and tell me its length. I don't care if we have to move down to planck length, show me the dick
>>27213819
How am I meant to show it to you when it's dimensions are 0?
>>27213667
I made her a size queen then cause she was a virgin.
>>27213871
Lol that's not how it works. She's just clueless. Trying big dicks doesn't make vaginas imune to smaller dicks. And the g spot is not deeper than 5" that's a FACT , don't ever deny.
>>27212974
Fucking scholarly essay over here, but this is true. I hate seeing dicklett threads, manlet threads, the hand thing with the ratio between fingers. Like Jesus guys, you're so fucking pathetic sometimes. I wish mods would trash these threads already they stink up the board.
>>27212288
Why did your brother take hormone therapy? How old was he?
>>27213970
Because mom was worried about his micropenis. He was very short too. He was uh, 14 or 15 i guess. He's now 18, taller than me, with dick bigger than me. Damn why am i straight ? Women are the worst creature to enjoy penis
>>27212544
Thats not small familia, you must have very narrow hands then. I have 7.5 inch long hands but they are bigger than what i see on most people. My hands are a little wider than 5 inches though so there is that.
>>27213956
Typing too much is a weakness of mine, it comes with the attempts to write coherently (as English is not my native language).
I'm surprised these threads keep existing as well. It's the exact same kinds of threads, throughout the day, every single day, and practically never with the intent of proper discussion but instead aiming to bait, troll, shitpost.
>>27214046
Wow I'm surprised then. Maybe I measured too much wrist. My hands are 3 inches wide though
>>27214195
And call me a faggot or whatever but when I used r9k it was never this full of neets, traps, or bait threads.
>>27214232
Yeah 3 inches is narrow so its probably that.
>>27208838
You compensate for it by being a cute girl.my gf loves it when I fuck her with my feminine penis and I last 20 minutes of non-stop fugging
>>27208962
Mfw just scraping enjoyable with 5'5 by 5.5
Foreplay is my redeeming factor, my current gf was also a virgin
>>27214257Another wall of text.
In which case I'm a fellow faggot. Back during Robot9000, before the robot was killed, there were occasional threads that could be considered baiting but it was mostly a lot of >tfwnogf variations, some women hate threads from time to time, and various relatively original stuff in between. Threads regarding insecurities were more in the sense of people sharing their concerns and others either feeling with them or trying to give feedback and/or more realistic views about how there's no real need for it (something I must say I like seeing occur more often nowadays in these threads, for a long time there was next to no realistic stuff to at least somewhat balance the ridiculousness that are bait threads).
I'm glad Robot9001 has the robot again as prior to the revival Robot9001 was even worse off, but even so it's still pretty much /b/ Light.
I'm not leaving any time soon I think though, as there still are some people who genuinely look for or appreciate advice around here. I'm probably an even bigger faggot for it but I'd like to return the favour as I've had help and feedback from /r9k/ in the past as well, and even now it's still possible to share views on topics to give each other a different perspective on things without insults. It's like finding a diamond when looking through shit, but luckily most shit can be ignored.
>>27212974
>being this fucking insecure about your tiny dick that you write an essay
lol dicklets
>all the people in this thread pretending to be female
holy fucking kek, they eat it right up too
>>27208838
>Dicklets, how do you rationalize having a small dick?
By seeing right through you're troll thread OP you been spotted.
>Bear in mind, the global average is 6 inches.
Bear in mind, You're a troll and not to be taken seriously.
how big is this dick roughly, is it consider too big
Lol you think those are big cocks??
>>27214793
Every time I see this picture the dick gets bigger.
>>27214799
yeah somethings off thats not even his right size
Dicklets are actually worse than manlets. Manlets just whine because it's obvious and clear to them that women prefer taller men in most cases. Dicklets won't even accept that they're disadvantaged, their denial will never end.
>m-muh global average
>having to compare yourself to fucking indians and chinks to feel better about your cock size
Just accept that sex with you will never be as satisfying for a girl as sex with a properly equipped man, what's the big deal? Whatever slut you get into bed, she won't be the best oral or pussy in the world, so what's wrong with not being the best cock? Accept yourselves, dicklets.
>>27214831
Fucking thank you! Someone finally said it!
Jesus Christ, you dicklets are worse than SJWs with how much you fucking complain.
No one wants your clit dicks so either change it or shut the fuck up!
>>27208838
i'm 4.5 inch dicklet. i don't even care anymore since my dicklet is for peeing only anyways.
If you're so insecure about your penis size that you're willing to give out the attention that a cancerous tripfag craves like dick which they suck constantly just for attention, here's something to contemplate:
Image you meet the nicest guy ever. He's not only nice, but he's super smart, outgoing, and handsome. He has it all. He helps you meet women, and you're finally successful. He treats you like a brother, he takes you camping etc.
Now, one day, he confides in you a secret. "Anon" he says "The truth is, the reason I turn all the girls over to you, is because my genitals were ripped off in a basket-weaving accident."
I'll leave it at that. I want you to really think about it, think about him as the person you admire the most (with the obvious exception of male pornstars). Think about how you would feel after hearing this, and how you would react.
>>27209443
im 4inches when hard ;_;
>tfw 6x5 inches and 5'8
>>27209232
Little dicklet leave immediately and never return
>>27213004
>If penis enlargement worked at what point would people stop?
Probably the cervix.
>>27212904
go on some kind of new age serial killer type think where you cut off chad dicks and freeze them and have all kinds of books on transplants for when you get caught
>>27210009
you are single handedly the stupidest person i have ever seen on 4chan. from the bottom of my heart please kill yourself.
>>27214958
Congratulations, you're average as fuck.
>>27215004
nice try
saved btw
>>27214831
>what's the big deal
Unempathetic teenager trying to be wise
>>27214851
>change it
Are you even here the whole time ? They don't work, they fuck up the penis.
