>he doesn't have sideburns
I mean come on. It's 2016. Sideburns are going to be the next big thing for robots. I mean, if you don't have sideburns, there's a 100% chance you are neurotypical, and in turn, a normalfag.
Not having sideburns is basically as normal as having sex.
Why don't you have sideburns yet?
Why are you here when you look like a 10/10 male model?
>>27208569
He's an attention whore in constant need of validation.
>>27208569
Because
1. I don't, you're being an exaggerating memer
2. I don't need succubi
3. Shitposting is a form of escapism which I can't seem to drop, even though I need to.
>>27208625
This is the truth. I saw OP's dumb face posted on /fit/ not too long ago, begging for people to rate him.
>>27208677
I didn't beg anyone to rate me. If anyone rsted, they did it of their own accord.
>>27208466
What age were you able to grow sideburns?
Why do you take so many of the same angle?
Is that your magic angle?
That's the same way homie got killed in until dawn, too remember? I told you.
>>27209339
At birth
>>27209564
I mean, is there an angle you would prefer? Also, I never ""played"" until dawn. I'm not too fond of interactive movies.
>>27209895
You still in danger, breh.
Everyone's got an angle I guess.
But have more than one, or a fallback.Spoken by a reclusive insociable photographer
>>27208466
please don't bait the robots they'll think this will actually attract women and grow out the patchiest fucking side burns i can't take anymore than there already are
