Hey anon, here's my boyfriend Matt. I wanted you two to meet
>>27207591
Ok this shits not funny anymore, im realizing what a fucking beta cuck I was
Just kill my shit up senpai
>>27207619
Your first day on r9k I see
>>27207591
Appropriate that his name is Matt! Cause I'll be walking all over him!
*Does ninja kick flip, hitting Matt in the face and knocking him out*
Impressed, aren't ya, babe? C'mon let's go!
People over 6'2 cannot be robots
>>27207591
more like
"im going to take this photo with my autistic 'childhood friend' who was forced on me because our mothers were close and it will make them all happy"
Isn't it inappropriate to date your cousin, stacy
>>27207637
No, first month though, 12 hours a day
Some of these kinds of posts are just critical hits I wasn't ready for
It's his sweet hendrix shirt that sealed the deal
> the awkward way her hand curls around
She REALLY doesn't want to be doing this
Cool story bitch, how about you start to work out that flat ass of yours. I give you 5 years tops with that body until you start to get ugly and fat.
>>27207834
She isn't truly comfortable unless she's got a cock in her mouth
>>27207672
this I know a pretty ugly guy who likes mlp but he still talks to girls because he's like 6'3"
>>27207646
kek 7/10
why do you guys assume he's dating her
>>27207591
They're not actually dating, right? Look at how awkward he is
>>27208890
No she's just a toasty roasty who sucks up any male attention and sometimes even swallows it
..... i know her
>>27207591
Oh hey boss! Nice hand shake, Chief.
So how long have you two known each other?
When are you two getting engaged?
When are you going to start getting serious?
What's your 5 year plan looking like, Champ?
she is my cousin irl, no joke. this is random as fuck
>>27207591
Hi generic tan brunette #7559
Nice to see you got a new wallet, and a tall one too!
How about both you guys stand over there against the wall and I'll snap a picture of you guys, you look so happy.:^)
>>27209321
you irl afterwards
>>27207672
Because of a picture of two people by some random guy on the internet claiming they're in a relationship? He could be literally anyone to her, but because this guy says they're dating, it's impossible for a tall dude to be a robot?
I know plenty of tall guys who are awkward as fuck and don't have more than maybe a couple friends (I don't know the ones that I never actually see in society, or that I only see on the streets because they have no friends, obviously) and are disliked almost universally by girls. That being said, the only reason most people are robots is simply because they choose to be, it's nearly fucking impossible to be in a situation where not one person there could even slightly tolerate you enough to call you a friend, I've legitimately never seen that happen past the age of like 16 or 17.
All of you saying you would try to steal her because he is "beta" are pieces of shit. I've had it happen to me and it doesn't feel good. We need more honesty and good people on earth, I'm tired of everyone I meet being so Machiavellian. You might get what you want in the present, but remember that every bad deed will come back to you, as does every good deed will reward you in the long run.
>>27209320
she's cute as fuck bro
>>27207672
>tfw 6' 1.5"
So close.
>>27210552
manlet rage
>>27211081
How did you even slightly get the idea that I was a manlet from that post?
>>27207672
What if you're a fat though
>>27207591
That's 100% her brother
