Does /r9k/ ever check their /horoscope/?
Also post your sign. Taurus here
only dumbcunts care about that shit
Scorpio master race.
I'm a huge fuckup
apricot here
Reminder: Astrology is for literal retards and women (redundancy?)
>>27207519
Im a pisces but this kind of shit is demonic and pic related
>>27207519
Cancer here. Threadly reminder that all fire and air signs are Chad signs.
>>27207676
>astrology
>demonic
bait or not, you should see my grimoires fampai :^)
>>27207726
Makes sense since everyone in this thread has been water or earth so far.
what sign makes the best gf
>>27207828
Here, find who you match up with
Pisces reporting. Nothing special. Though I don't like any fish except rewlly high end salmon, or fish n chips.
is that from pokemon
>>27207748
No thanks. I wasn't baiting
I don't get down like that anymore
>>27207844
I-I don't think that has anything to do with it desu
>>27207519
ayy Taurus shut-ins represent
>>27207726
>tfw aries
When do I get to be a Chad?
>>27208094
When you weren't born fat or physically deformed
>>27208120
>tfw skelly skellington
>>27208157
Put some meat on dem bones and go slay some pussy then. It's literally your destiny
>>27208229
No, I'm working on being a trap
>tfw Mars in virgo
This is literally the most beta placement.
>>27207519
I follow my crush (a Tauraus, I'm a Cancer) on Instagram and she likes some Horoscope posts. I was never interested, but now I look at ones she happens to like.
If she likes them, I figure she must think it is accurate in what it says about her sign and maybe others. I think that Cancer is fairly close to Tauraus in compatibility, so I have been looking at what they say for Cancer and them emulating them a bit. If she recognizes that I am a Cancer and act like one, she might think it is meant to be.
Taurus ISFJ here.
SCORPIO
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oct 27 scorpio
Aries master race reporting in.
>>27208303
>implying venus in the 8th house isn't the best position ffor any planet to be
I get to fuck bitches even tho I'm ugly as fuck, and I will also die a comfy death. What else can you ask for?
Capricunt reporting in.
>>27208497
>>27208303
Whoops sorry, thought you said alpha
Sucks to suck :D
>>27208497
>>27208510
I have Venus in the 8th too m8. I think my beta-ass Mars in Virgo over-rules it though.
May the 4th be with you all xDDD
Taurus, don't even watch star wars.
>>27208533
My mars in cancer
Venus is in aries though which is a good romantic thing as a male
also my sun sign is pisces which is sexy as fuck, you haters just don't want to admit it
Am I the only Libra in this thread?
>>27208538
OP here, my bday is May 5th. Happy Cindo de Mayo
>>27208614
Libra here. Life is okay.
>>27208614
Looks the same with me on being a Sagittarius
Off the top of my head..
Sun Aquarius
Rising Aquarius
Moon taurus
Mercury Aquarius
Saturn Aquarius
Venus Pisces
Mars cancer
Jupiter libra
Neptune Capricorn
Uranus capricorn
>>27208621
Not Op here, my Birthday is May 12th, Happy Mothers day
>I wish I still had a mom..
>>27208764
OP here. I'm sorry :(
Why not go all the way and get a fortune told on x
>>27208715
I'm here sagittaribro
>>27208820
woo I have never met another Sagittarius before, hows life?
>>27207828
Cancer. Strongest emotionally and lovey dovey- all they wanna do is care for the people with all their might.
>>27207519
>Does /r9k/ ever check their /horoscope/?
No, used to. Now I only read it in coffee news sometimes. Aquarius here.
>>27208901
*people they love
huhchox
>>27207854
Yeah it's girl protag in ORAS
>One chance at life
>Born nearly-Bipolar, Crybaby, emotional, live-to-please, Submissive, Reclusive, Cancer
Just Fuck my shit up Universe
>>27207519
I find it hilarious but /virgo/ totally nails it with me. At least the ones I read paint virgos as prude autists which is what I am
>>27209141
Cancers are a cardinal sign and should be dominant. Maybe you're just a faggot who doesn't know how to use the reclusive tendencies for self improvement.
>>27207519
I check mine a lot but with those silly ones like "The signs as ______" or "What ______ the signs would be"
Last one I did was "Who the signs have a crush on" and for me it said Leo (I'm Pisces) and it got it right since my best friend's Leo
>>27209141
Every Cancer I've ever met is a huge crybaby, it's not just you.
Alpha Swagittarius here. I need someone creative in my life.
I don't understand them, but it's at least something to read about when you have to pretend to be interested in stuff.
>>27207519
>Astrology
How does it feel to be a retarded normie?
>>27209247
Cardinal signs just mean the corners of the spectrum silly goose. Is yellow more dominant than the other primary colors?
>>27207519
Aquarius hereThis is the best sign, fuck the restand pisces is the worst
>>27207519
Libra, reporting in
Gemini bringing the dicks
>>27211162
triple gemini here to fuck you up thrice
ayyyyylmao
>>27207726
Can't handle the heat?
