ITT: Shit you do that you are almost certain no one else does.
These are usually either funny or bizarre.
I'll start: I frequently sit on my toilet seat when masturbating, while my asshole still has shit specks in it.
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I do this op... I trim my pubs with nail clippers
>>27207256
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>>27207092
I sometimes masturbate while shitting too. Rarely though, haven't done that in two years. Used to be a lot more frequent when I still lived at home.
Another fap related habit:
Most of the times when I cum, I don't finish into the toilet or tissues, but rather grasp my foreskin over the head and collect it in there before I walk to the bathroom to dispose of the cum.
I like to rub the inside of my nose with my finger nail to induce sneezing. When I do sneeze I like to look up before I do it and feel my boogers/ spit rain down on me
>walking down the street
>see a car coming
>it stops
>walk behind it so i don't hold it up
>pick nose
>wipe snot on my self
>pick it off when it dries
tell me it ain't just me
>>27207092
I do this too and every time when I finish I'm disgusted with myself. Kill me.
>>27207092
Am I the only one that strips down to his boxers and humps a pillow to masturbate? People have said before it's unsanitary, but I have had no issue with spurting into my underoos.
>>27207641
I did this everyday when I was 12 to 14
OP here. You all have made me feel better about my subhuman habits with your habits. Thanks.
I have to take my shoes and socks off when releasing any bodily fluids, from piss, to shit, to cum, I just feel really uncomfortable when my feet are covered
