KEK
college junior and typical chad Otto Warmbier got sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for being a dumbshit trying to steal a political sign from his hotel. 10 bucks says he was wanting to hang it in his frat dorm while feeling like hot shit
you can watch the norman cry at 34:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
what do you say, /r9k/, is hard labor the solution to our Chad problem? anyone have sympathy for him?
>Going to North Korea. Ever.
That's like asking to be thrown in the uranium mines. Fuck no, the moron deserves it.
NK is a pretty robot country. Kim probably does nothing more than sit on his ass all day so he basically is a NEET.
here's him and his frat buddies
>>27207083
i bet he watches anime and faps all day just like me
>>27207070
I was just about to post this totally original thought.
What's the fucking point? You could go literally anywhere else in the world and have an almost zero percent shot of ending up in a hard labor camp.
And yet, these fucks keep going to NK, and we keep having to send Bill Clinton over to save their sorry, pampered asses.
I love how US are urging his release when they literaly tried to cuck the UK into handing over hacker Gary Mckinnon and sentencing him to stupid years. It's the law of NK, ofc it's retarded but it's the law.
>>27207137
i don't understand going to North Korea either. you obviously will only see what they want/let you see, which will be the same thing as watching a propaganda film from their country. anyone could just watch that, have the same experience, save $2000, and NOT get sentenced to a life of torture
>>27207027
I live in his town, all the normies here are so upset
everyone that goes to UVa is an entitled cunt though
>Chris chan also lives here
>and that dindu that got busted for raping/murdering white girls
what the fuck is wrong with this place
>>27207086
HAHAHHAHAHAA what a bunch of tissue papers. I bet these fuckos study law/economics
>>27207188
>everyone that goes to UVa is an entitled cunt though
how's that? what's it like there my dude
>>27207027
He was actually dared to steal it because someone said they would give him a car if he did
>normie actually fell for it
I bet when he gets out he gets a million dollar book deal about how brave he was being in a North Korean detention center.
>>27207216
Jesus christ, is there more of this girl.
>>27207216
>they come into my work off campus and flash their IDs, asking for discounts and shit especially if they are part of athletics
>act like they own the fucking town, run across roads at random and then write articles about the "dangerous drivers!!!111!"
>preppy normies
>once a year they get wasted and go to a fucking steeplechase, where they practically shut half the town down with drunken cocaine fueled antics
awww but they're just kids
>>27207241
>implying he will survive 15 years hard labor
This is even better than that feminist who hitchhiked through Turkey to demonstrate how great Muslims are and got raped and murdered.
>>27207222
even better lmao
>>27207027
>kid see CIA booth at career day
>give him entry mission
>retard gets caught
>>27207027
College junior? Guy looks 24 at least.
Fucking chads always looking like grown men
>steal a sign
North korea is literally africa
>>27207188
Kek, my brother went to UVA. it changed him man. He used to be a decent human, now he's a preppy faggot who wears this fucking short ass shorts, boat shoes, and button up shirts every day.
I went to VT to spite him.
>>27207281
pretty sure the US Army will fuck their shit if they get an American citizen killed
>>27207281
Hard Labor is the most survivable punishment there is as long as you're fed/clothed.
It's pretty awful but nobody who goes through it gets the desire to kill themselves.
>>27207331
He probably didn't even do it. They're just using him as a tool to get more aid or less strict sanctions from the USA. Hopefully the jews up top are willing to sacrifice a chad to maintain their policy, though.
>>27207070
>>27207137
In all fairness, the majority of Westerners who enter North Korea on a tourist visa don't wind up getting sentenced to hard labor.
Of course, as another Anon pointed out, you're basically helping to fund an awful regime in exchange for getting to see a handful of cherry-picked sites. The only way for outsiders to visit North Korea in most cases is to apply through a travel agency for a group tour visa. I'd imagine this guy would have been fine if he hadn't been stupid enough to try stealing from his hotel.
I'm a /trv/fag and I'd go visit North Korea if someone paid for my ticket and tour. No way in Hell I'd fuck around even a little bit with the regime or its property, though.
>>27207027
15 years seems excessive for stealing a sign. I'd be more amused if it was just a 1-3 years.
>>27207343
How was VT? I'm at Piedmont right now, but I'm thinking of transferring for their veterinary program
>>27207358
dude, what?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/19/AR2009071902178.html
>>27207086
Do frat retards dress like this ironically or do they really think this garbage prep look is ok?
>>27207188
Went to UVA for two years, wanna suck Thomas Jefferson's slave fucking dick so bad now
>>27207358
You don't know much about the world, especially North Korea.
>>27207397
Well, I'm still here actually. Sophomore. But it isn't too bad. Weather is kinda hit or miss. Food isn't as great as everyone says. And most the teachers here don't give two fucks about your education. I don't know much about the Vet program here though. But I've heard it's pretty good.
>being THIS much of a butthurt GDI
his life up until this incident was better than yours, and it will be so again once the US trades North Korea a truck bed full of corn for his release
>>27207027
>lTS JUST A PRANK, BRO!
15 years is too much, they should release him as a show of good faith.
You ever notice how white people play the dindu nothin card more than blacks
OF COURSE, it is the solution. Do you even know of the power of the supreme manlet, Iosif Vissarionavich Stalin?
>>27207422
Let me tell you about a store called Natty Beau, conveniently across from the Rotunda at Mr. Jefferson's Academical[sic] Village.
I don't understand why he didn't just ask for the propaganda poster he was trying to steal. It's North Korea I'm sure they'd be happy to give him a copy. Also
>stealing shit as a foreigner in one of the most xenophobic police states on the planet
>>27207474
Fuck I want a coat like that. He was sexy as hell
Cwcvillian here:
they think it actually looks good
>these faggots travel in brightly colored herds
>those entire outfits cost an obscene amount of money
>they worship vineyard vines and natty beau
>wear obnoxious navy and orange UVa colors all the time
pic related, the annual steeplechase
>>27207456
No, they should execute him as a show of force to Chads worldwide.
>>27207486
don't forget Vineyard Vines and Mincers!!! I love spending mummy and daddy's money here!!!
>>27207027
>trying to steal a political sign from North Korea
why in dumb fuck blazes would you that? Some how you got there via cash and you would th-
>is from a Methodist church
and it all makes sense now
>>27207497
I went to that steeplechase once with family friends cuz they had a private lot. It was pretty shit
>>27207506
No. They don't get to violate humanitarian laws. 15 years hard labor is stupid.
>>27207550
how much piss and drunk girl vomit did you get on you?
>>27207491
You can buy Soviet surplus uniforms from Ukraine for pretty cheap depending on the rank.
>>27207487
This, he's honestly the dumbest person we've ever sent abroad.
You fucking faggots are so fucking petty. This is not a robot vs chad, this is an american vs worthless trash country issue. We need to raid those faggots seal team 6 style and give them a healthy dose of freedom.
>>27207557
>They don't get to violate humanitarian laws
Jesus Christ. Please come back when you're at least 18 years old.
>>27207487
I just want to know why he wanted it so bad
What was it? Any pics of the thing?
>>27207086
I see
>clowns
>accountants
Good job guys!
>>27207557
Homie this is North Korea you're talking about, humanitarian doesn't really enter into the vocab
>>27207587
this is now a UVa hate thread get with the times
>>27207587
>Im supposed to care about one extremely stupid american
el oh el
North Korea treats their people like shit and tell us to stay out, ok. But now they think they can treat free people like they treat their own, no way.
>>27207557
>North Korea doesn't get to violate humanitarian laws
>>27207635
he gave up his rights as soon as he stepped into that despotic shithole like a fucking moron
>>27207487
Because he doesn't want the poster he wants the story of stealing the poster.
He could just print his own poster here in American if he wanted one.
>>27207139
bingo and it makes his actions even more dumber
They pretty much plaster shit everywhere when getting a visa you are expected to honor the laws of the land because they will apply to most foreigners. Unless somehow in burger land you can have someone get you a visa without you there which would be retarded.
>>27207497
Went to Foxfields once with my dumb hipster friends and had a great time getting smashed and laughing at the people who bought an outfit for the occasion and pissed on themselves
Pic of email to all uva students
>>27207275
thats college in general, 40k dollar adult daycare/2 year parent paid vacation.
>>27207557
>humanitarian laws
Oooh, international law. Scary. Look out, North Korea, they're going to send the international cops after you and send you to international jail!
>>27207635
>I don't have to follow a country's laws if I don't agree with them
Ask Otto how that turned out
>>27207343
>preppy faggot who wears this fucking short ass shorts, boat shoes, and button up shirts
with every single word you just described 3 guys I saw today walking to class. the fuck. are they clones? do they all shop from the same magazine? it makes me laugh every time i see more than one together because they look like girls who coordinated their outfits with each other before they went out each day or some shit. why do they not see this?
it's the principle. He is not a citizen of North Korea, they have no right to deprive an American of his rights.
>>27207358
>Hard Labor is the most survivable punishment there is as long as you're fed/clothed.
>It's pretty awful but nobody who goes through it gets the desire to kill themselves.
dude... gulags
>>27207605
Yeah, I thought we were hating on the redneck school that thinks it's elite.
>>27207681
jokes on them i ride their buses for free and steal pens from their library
>mischief
>>27207599
It had something to do with telling citizens to work.
>>27207675
topkek
I'm surprised more of them haven't died of their stupidity
like...wandering around a two am and getting beaten and raped to death
>>27207599
Probably wanted a souvenir
>>27207180
Clearly this guy doesnt understand why anyone would go to Best Korea either.
>mfw hearing about this guy
Kek, you steal someone's shit, you pay the price in the wild wild west.
>>27207714
Most people survived the Labor Colonies in the USSR.
>>27207587
let us get our kicks where we can
>>27207707
So if a North Korean came over to the United States and tried to take a painting from his hotel room it would be a-okay?
Do the crime do the time, it's pants on head retarded the way their laws are set up, but then again you would have to be retarded to try and steal from North Korea
>>27207741
>It had something to do with telling citizens to work.
So he stole a propaganda poster telling people work and his punishment now is to work 15 years?
I wonder if the irony is lost on him?
>>27207599
I already said earlier, he was dared to do it and was told that if he got some propaganda back he would get a car from somene
>>27207765
Im pretty sure he could have gotten other free and allowed ones
Im sure he could have bought some
>>27207796
>if he got some propaganda back he would get a car from somene
I wonder how that guy is feeling assuming it's true
>>27207768
>we have zero deaths comrade, we good gulag see? :^)
He'll never do the full time though.
He either gets released shortly or he ends up maybe a year until released.
I kinda hope it's sooner than later, if he even does a year he'll be on all the morning shows, get pity pussy, etc.
>>27207714
They're not going to kill him, not when they can use him as a tool to get money from the US. Think of all the tax dollars this idiot is about to cost us.
>>27207831
It's 1.5 million deaths, roughly, or about 14% of the prisoners.
Those numbers are from the Soviet archives, which basically means anything else is just bullshit pulled out of RJ Rummel's or Robert Conquest's ass.
>>27207830
probably planning his next NK themed beer pong game with the bros considering the type of guy his friends were
>>27207785
We wouldn't give him 15 years of hard labor for it
This news story is so disturbing. 15 years! I wish I could rescue him and all the people that fat little grub has in his prison camps. Stay out of N.K. anons.
>>27207789
why in the actual fuck did he think this would be even remotely possible?
>in country that cant even afford to feed people
>in country where only TOP tier regime cock suckers get cars
>person dared him probably was one of supreme reader's best cock servicer
its like when locals come to town and you see how stupid they can be, or when austrailians tell outsiders to watch out for the drop bears
(watch out for the drop bears btw)
>>27207836
ugh, I can already see it now
>"American hero returns safely home"
>"Brave activist released from North Korean prison"
>"For a Flag: One Brilliant College Student's Battle with a Dictator"
>>272077682
>most survivable form of punishment
>250k/1.4m prisoners dying in one year
American prison system has 2.2 million people incarcerated. If 400,000 of those were dying a year, we'd consider it a national crisis.
>>27207881
should be directed towards >>27207768
>>27207027
North Korea is a fucked up country. We should just nuke them all already.
>>27207599
only thing i could find senpai
>>27207461
he's not playing the dindu card. he admits literally every detail in the video and begs for mercy. dindus would just burn and riot
>>27207880
Oh my god chad you're so brave tehee
>>27207905>>27207881
I wasn't hte guy who said it was most survivable.
Also, you do realize why that many people died in one year, right? You know, in the year immediately following the Nazi invasion, right?
Fuck that place, you don't give up your rights because you traveled to NK.
It's been a long time coming.
>>27207027
Imagine sitting there pretending to give a fuck about a fucking sign
>>27207599
>I just want to know why he wanted it so bad
I'm surprised no one mentioned it in this thread, the real reason he stole the sign was because his church told him they'd give him money and a decent car in exchange for it.
>The church member "emphasized that North Korea is an anti-Christian communist state and that communism should be ended," said the North Korean official, whom CNN has agreed not to identify.
>According to the same official, the church member allegedly encouraged Warmbier "to take an important political slogan from North Korea in order to weaken the ideological unity and motivation of the North Koreans" and promised to give him a "$10,000 used car" if the "mission" was successful.
Also, getting 15 years hard labor because some chad wanted a shitty used car for free is hilarious. His entire life and health is permanently ruined even if he does survive the 15 years.
>A distillation of testimony from survivors and former guards, newly published by the Korean Bar Association, details the daily lives of 200,000 political prisoners estimated to be in the camps: Eating a diet of mostly corn and salt, they lose their teeth, their gums turn black, their bones weaken and, as they age, they hunch over at the waist. Most work 12- to 15-hour days until they die of malnutrition-related illnesses, usually around the age of 50. Allowed just one set of clothes, they live and die in rags, without soap, socks, underclothes or sanitary napkins.
Ya it's a death sentence, fuck North Korea.
>>27207831
anyone remember that story 20 some years ago where an American tourist was crucified in China for breaking a law?
>>27207916
looks like something you can find at a fish market. he could have also probably gotten something like that made for not a bad price.
dumb normie
>>27207027
>goes to north korea
>actually expects to get away with something
Why are people this stupid?
North Korea is rotten. They are lying, they got him to "confess" under duress.
It's time. North Korea is a shithole.
>>27207970
the US should trade those church members for this kid
>>27208019
The US should give them the church members for free.
>>27207970
>his church told him they'd give him money and a decent car in exchange for it.
wait the church wanted it?
>>27208010
>Chad dindu nuffin
How hard is this to believe, really? People do fucking stupid shit in our country all the fucking time.
>that part where he's talking about how humanitarian and peaceful NK is
Holy shit this is some low tier propaganda, you can tell he's saying this just so he doesn't get a bullet in the back of his skull. Jesus Christ NK is nuts.
>>27207970
>the church member allegedly encouraged Warmbier "to take an important political slogan from North Korea in order to weaken the ideological unity and motivation of the North Koreans"
Yeah, that totally happened. I can believe there was a dare to bring back some propaganda (people ITT mentioned that), but the rest sounds like typical ideological spin from North Korea.
>>27208036
Stealing a sign? That's horse shit. That's a death sentence. North Korea is unit 731 the government.
What an insane story. Secret societies, North Korea and crazy religious fucks. God damn do I want read some detailed shit about all this.
>>27208034
The head bitch at the church wanted to hang it in the commons area as a trophy.
Christ you idiots, cant you just look up his confession interview on stimmekoreas? It's 30 minutes and he goes into detail of all that shit.
I feel sorry for the kid. I cannot imagine enduring even the shock of even one day of the epic horriblness that will be his short life.
>>27208064
>expecting Chad to be familiar with North Korean law
>>27207916
He might not be playing the card but how many are playing it on his behalf in this thread alone
Ya remove North Korean government
>>27208078
>believing that propaganda
hes lying through his fucking teeth buddy and i dont blame him
>>27208060
Honestly, I believe it. If this Chad is university-educated and traveling to NK, he already knows how utterly fucked their legal system is, along with the xenophobia which exacerbates it.
Why would he steal a political sign unless a significant reward was in it for him? I mean, it's certainly possible he did it out of simple stupidity and "being dared", but it seems incredibly unlikely.
>>27208088
North Korea is unit 731 the government, rotten to the core.
Their whole story is a sham.
>>27207208
Economics is good why you hating
Nobody gives a shit about the sign. Remove North Koreas government. It's rotten.
>>27207027
nice thread OP, hope you have a great day.
Thanks for making mine better.
>>27208133
Why do you assume this? Why is it so hard to think that Chad is capable of a stupid petty crime and NK would overreact immensely?
All NK's mines are worked using forced labour. Generations of families are sentenced for life. Kids are born there. They are fed by people from the outside. Fuck! Vice has a documentary about North Koreans in forced labour camps in Russia. The fat little grub actually sells his people as slave labour to Russia.
>>27207188
JMU here, from cville area. Also have ex gf (i know, normie) who goes there and fucks chads now.
Can confirm.
>>27208150
>Remove North Korea's government
Is getting South Korea nuked part of your master plan?
>>27207916
>sign basically says work or you don't eat
That seems less like propaganda and more like common sense
>>27208133
>>27208010
>>27208133
Stop samefagging you anti NK shill
>>27208155
North Korea is evil. They made up the story and they are going to torture him and indoctrinate him just because he's American.
North Korea is the surviving unit 731 of ww2, only they were this evil.
>>27208171
wait is that way no one budges on them? Fear that they will shot the hostage?
>tfw recent UVA grad
I feel like the school represents everything r9k hates and i love it
>>27207027
North Korea has the best looking asian women in the world. Fucking look at them. Holy shit.
>>27207486
I could see myself wearing some of that stuff desu
>>27208196
What's weird is Oregon State feels like everything r9k wants. People are private as fuck there
>>27208192
>North Korea is the surviving unit 731 of ww2, only they were this evil.
Are you retarded? Kim Il-Sung was a partisan who fought against the Japanese.
>>27208195
Yeah, Norks have one of the biggest armies in the world, and are obsessed with heavy artillery (possessing more than enough to destroy large sections of Seoul within a few minutes).
>>27208195
Yep, Seoul is well within range for a shelling from the north. That and South Korea doesn't want an undeveloped shithole to take care of, and China doesn't want refugees.
>>27208239
I don't care for your NK propaganda. North Korea is the spiritual successor of unit 731. Only unit 731 was as evil as North Korea.
North Korea would make up a false accusations just to steal that chads clothes that he brought with him to NK.
Fuck North Korea they are lying and rotten.
The faggots here on 4chan are truly an amusing sight. First they cry about tfw no gf, no friends and how nobody likes them and two seconds later you see them laughing at peoples misery and suffering and enjoying those things. What the fuck do you expect? You people are literally the worst scum out there. Let alone a girlfriend you should be happy thar your own parents havent disowned you.
>>27208296
LMAO look at this fuckin redditor
>>27208296
Where are all these normies coming from?
>>27208296
It's because they got rejected once in their life and now hate the world. They are just edgy teenagers who think they are better than everyone else
>>27208296
So we should just let Chad do whatever he pleases and laws just shouldn't apply to him
This is his lesson that the world does not revolve around him and 15 years labor seems equal to him living as an entitled shit
>>27207706
I call it the "rich faggot look". There's nothing wrong with dressing well but their short shorts look absolutely retarded.
The Chinese have a name for Koreans, hangubanza because there were lots of Korean officers during Japanese occupation of parts of China and all of Korea.
Unit 731 existed in northern China where North Korea is close to. Unit 731 had Japanese officials but I suspect many of the grunts were Koreans and that's why North Korean government is so evil and rotten, they are the remnants of unit 731.
>>27208296
They aren't the same people. Most of the edgy fags come from reddit. If you came to this board years ago it would have looked completely different. It was more of a general feels board back then but it devolved into a parody of its former self. Many of the old feels fags stayed because they have nowhere else to go and are just used to it here. That's why you see this dichotomy. Also I am aware the board was different even before the feels but most of those people are long gone.
>>27207343
Not surprising that a VT student would end up on r9k desu
>>27208354
Kim Jong-Il wasn't even born in Korea, you tard.
>>27208130
You probably haven't met his type before. They're upper middle class and lived their entire lives in suburbs where they are untouchable, and lived their entire lives under an illusion of superiority. In their communities, every level of society bends over backwards at their whim. This is just the result of being extremely spoiled and removed from concequences from childhood up.
These fags think the world revolves around them and think they're untouchable. They've never gotten punished for anything in their lives. They travel to other countries still thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want. It's always great seeing one of these colorful button up shirt and shorts wearing faggots finally get hit with the reality.
I hope they torture him
>>27208388
I don't give a fuck, he's the only son that took the position. His brothers said fuck North Korea.
Why was he so specific about where he lived? And he doesnt look 21 at all. obviously a spy
>>27207086
holy SHIT THAT GUY ON THE LEFT WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL
HOLY FUG
I dress like this, faggots. Come at me.
>>27208353
>this
>dressing well
PLEASE
>>27208360
>Celebrating the misfortunes of Chads hasn't been well celebrated on 4chan since it's inception
Remember the shit was so cash copypasta and how that chad was dead? Been around since I've been on 4chan since ~06.
>>27208353
those aren't really short shorts, pretty standard length for the most part
But yeah I agree the fratcore look is far overdone at this point, it's all I ever fucking see at my college during warm months
The fucking boat shoes man, EVERYONE wears them, some fucking people don't even know how to wear them
I see people wearing fucking white crew socks with them into fucking winter, it's so cringeworthy
>>27208353
those aren't short shorts
the short ones are the chubbies
also, nothing long with a bright color palette, fag. The guy's hair in the back is a fucking joke though
>>27208452
ok /fa/ggot what would you wear?
>>27208456
It wasn't anything like this though. That's why I said it became a parody of it's former self. There is a clear difference between modern /r9k/ and older /r9k/. You can pretend like it didn't change at all but I know that's wrong.
>>27208360
I have to agree with you on the first part. Ever since the Great Redditor Surge this place has had a huge increase in edgefags. The best way to identify a redditor is by posting gore about something terrible happenig to an innocent person. Then afterwards post gore about something terrible happening to a cat. If they laugh at the former yet get butthurt at the latter then they're redditors. This site fits that description well since their invasion.
>>27207343
>seriously implying there's anything wrong with button ups
I bet you wear hoodies you greasy tech faggot. I bet you don't even study the only thing your college is worth going to for, engineering. I bet you're some "stem" fag who has no friends except his roommates and struggles to even exist in the hellhole that is blacksburg, which is even worse than harrisonburg, roanoke, or staunton.
fucking hokies I swear to god you're all massive retarded faggots. Those UVA kids are smarter than almost any of you idiots.
>>27208452
What do you define as dressing well that isn't formal wear?
I mean I really don't think they look that bad, the problem is that they all dress the same. If it wasn't overdone it wouldn't be that bad IMO. Of course I don't think this is the only way to "dress well" I'm just saying it's certainly a step above the average.
>>27208399
That's actually a very sound argument, you make an excellent point. I wanted to believe that this Chad was bribed to steal the sign like what was claimed, but that might be giving him too much credit, considering he was stupid enough to travel to NK in the first place.
Bribed or not, he's an amazing example of Darwinism. Wealthy family, university educated, 21 years old. Flushed his entire life down the drain. He'll get out at age 36 (if he survives) with rotted teeth, injured back and severe health issues - not to even mention being mentally destroyed. I'm betting he'll commit suicide.
>>27207027
>my residential address is 225 West Lane Cincinnati Ohio, United States
Not anymore it aint
>>27208527
Found the assblasted Chad.
I'm laughing at you idiots who feel sorry for this guy. Daniel Tosh or whoever he is went to North Korea of his own volition, and payed the price.
Why don't you feel sorry for the people who were born in these concentration camps? They didn't choose their wretched lives. This fucker brought it upon himself.
>>27208490
There's people playing along, no doubt.
But you're kidding yourself if you don't think a lot of people here would find this amusing or satisfying, including me.
Entitled Chad tries to steal something from a fucked up country to try to prove something to his Chad friends and is now paying the price.. what's not to like?
Your passport and every travel document the government gives you warns you about following and obeying the laws of the visiting country and that the US can't help you if you break the law.
>>27207027
I don't understand what he was doing there in the first place.
Not eadgy or mean. I really wanna know.
It's not that you can get an tourist visa.
Was it a business trip?
>>27208597
found the hokie with no prospects besides getting hired by an alexendrian consulting firm if you're lucky.
>>27208602
i do. This guy is the last straw, him and all those people in concentration camps are sentenced to death by the NK government.
North Korea is modern day unit 731.
>>27207027
This fucker talks like a programmed robot, sounds like they have a sniper trained on his forehead for the duration of the conference
What are the chances that some sort of war will begin due to a American citizen being held in captivity? I don't hear about this happening very often so I imagine this would be a big deal
Would be very depressing to see this guys case buried by all the shit-smeared media coverage of celebrities and dumb shits winning the lottery
Makes me nervous just watching this, this guy has absolutely no hope of escape and you can trust this fucker isn't coming home in 15 years, there will be a "work related" accident and nobody will ever hear from him again
>>27207027
>the slogan inspires the people's love for their system. The task was given by The Friendship United Methodist Church at the encouragement of the Z society and the connivance of the United States administration
Goddamn. You cant make this shit up
>>27208660
>North Korea is modern day unit 731.
you keep saying that like its deep and meaningful
>>27208627
>It's not that you can get an tourist visa.
The only people who can't are South Koreans, actually
http://www.koryogroup.com/
North Korea is unit 731 with the head cut off - all the brutality and cruelty and none of the purpose.
North Korea would make up something just to steal the clothes off Chad's back and the ones that he brought with him for the tour.
They made him "confess" under duress, and i can't hear for shit anything he is saying in the YT.
North Korean government is evil.
>>27208693
wow you're so smart. you've figured out north korea is a fucked up place. maybe you should sell your story to the papers. you could even win a pulitzer for you deep and insightful observations
>>27208693
looks like the Holocaust.
>>27208627
>Was it a business trip?
It was probably one of those school-endorsed "gain culture, study abroad hurr durr enjoy diversity go to korea" type deals. But all we know is that he paid a tour company to go.
>But he added that the tour group was constantly told how minor things would be considered hostile attacks - for instance, if a book or magazine was folded in a way that would crease Kim Jong Un's face.
God damn, it's so satisfying to witness Chads and Stacies ruin their lives in a single day. Reminds me of that video of the two dudes sliding down the building. https://youtu.be/6m6pqb7fnfk
>>27208693
Why do you keep samefagging so hard in this thread? Who are you trying to impress or prove?
Do you know where you are? We know it's a shithole and we're glad he's there :^)
>retards ITT taking seriously anything in this script that was blatantly ghost written by NK, fucked up chink grammar and all
>>27208728
could be a butt hurt south korean
>Chad goes to NK
>I offer him a car if he brings back a propaganda banner
>The madman actually does it and gets caught
>Had no intention of giving him a car even if he did bring it back
>>27208693
>>27208719
That's what the North Koreans want - they want us to accept this and go "oh well he broke their law so we'll see him in 15 years."
No we won't, that is a slow death sentence. The whole story is bullshit, they probably set him up to steal his expensive clothes, North Koreans are liars, thieves, murderers and charlatans.
>>27208766
nothing you're saying is news to anyone. you're just farting into the wind with your dumbass posts
>>27208766
Who gives a shit, he's a normie, no reason to protect him
>>27207086
I know one thing, robots.These ugly fucks don't get pussy
>>27208766
Hey man, I completely believe you, we all know how shitty North Korea is but perhaps you could refrain from spamming so much? One or two well-written posts would be much better than like ten posts all saying the exact same thing.
>>27207451
>GDI
What? Also he WILL get PTSD from this experience
>>27208666
There already have been a few others who were in north korean custody
>>27207916
You idiot, that whole commentary was written FOR him. This is a kangaroo court and I am just laughing my ass off that he has to read this ridiculous address
I want to feel bad for this kid but I really can't. I don't really feel bad for anyone who goes to North Korea and gets arrested and jailed. The state department says don't go and for good reason.
>americuck chad goes to NK and breaks the law by doing stupid shit
>gets punished
>"he a gud boi NK is bad, dog bless ameriga"
>>27208783
Stay mad faggot. This guy is one of the only people here who is still is worth the air he breathes. All you people are doing by enjoying this is proving that you are weak, bitter, impotent "men" and that you will use anything to feel better about yourselves. I dont even really care about this guy, but i still despise you people.
>>27208804
I mean the united states basically says they dont want anyone to go to north korea for this very reason, but they can't legally stop people from doing it. land of freedom and all that. its just an other giant headache for their diplomats. no war will be fought over a single chad who is still basically a nobody
>>27208827
It's batshit insane is what it is, it's a room full of Kims hostages, even down to the fake NK reporters, it's all so fucking insane.
>"oh Hi, Amellican-Chan. u listen to me now, arr arr ra."
>>27208857
what exactly do you think autistic spammer anon is actually "doing"? do you think north korea is getting nervous over his posts and will release all of its prisoners because of it?
I bet you think liking a photo on facebook will save a little girl's life too
Why is everybody complaining about the bad sound quality? I hear it fine at a normal volume. Is there a time stamp for a time that the sound is not working?
>>27208793
is it true anon? please don't be lying and break my hopes
He's gonna be used as leverage I assume so he won't be treated too poorly.
>>27208900
I never said that it will change anything (because it wont) but least has the empathy to feel passionate about this issue. North Korea is as bad as it gets today, and the fact that it still exists is a disgrace and shame to humanity.
And no i dont i actually fucking hate internet slacktivists.
>>27208898
>copyright Jacky Chen
10/10
>>27208944
>i actually fucking hate internet slacktivists.
what the fuck do you think you're doing right now? you're just posting the same shit people know over and over like it matters. on fucking 4chan. and I know its you, you stupid shit
>>27208749
>>27208728
It's just a 4chan thing. At least an /r9k/ thing. There's certain topics that set off specific autists who will flood the thread. There's the anti dogs and cats guy, the anti meditation and drugs guy, and I guess there's this anti North Korea guy too. They all have their own phrases they always post. I guess for him it's
>unit 731
>rotten to the core
>>27208793
I know the guy on the left and I know for a fact that he's had several girlfriends and is in one of the biggest frats on UVA campus.
He's also athletic and has a perfect GPA
definitely gets the puss, sorry bud.
>>27208926
i wonder if the potential rep he woulda got were worth it kek
>>27207027
kek I love the showmanship of it all
>all these random people in the room
>writing random shit as he talks
>shit ton of high end cameras to get multiple angles
>random people with DSLRs
>the non koreans in the front row
>that one casual as fuck dressed korean
>>27208802
Won't matter, by 15 years he will be forgotten
>locked in DPRK labor camp
>counting the days till release
>its finally the day
>the day I get released back to see my family
>ask guard and he tells me to shut the fuck up and get back to work
His family will probably be dead by then, there will be no one to bail him and he will never leave and if they did search for him he would look so different they wouldn't recognize him
He probably won't even remember how to speak english
>>27207027
Well I guess he'll be pretty busy for the next fifteen years
>>27207860
>wanting to rescue Chad
>>27207027
I love the way that he begged for mercy and they still ended up giving him 15 years
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!
unit 731 was cruel and inhuman as fuck. but now North Korea is basically unit 731 but without an evil Japanese scientist mastermind.
and we have this guy instead.
Unit 731 occupied Northern China and did fucked up shit to everybody they could get their hands on.
All the Japanese officials were caught and dealt with, but i think a lot of the henchmen weren't caught. And a lot of those henchmen were Koreans serving in the Japanese army during the Japanese occupation of Northern China and the Korean Peninsula.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh4CtTGAzKw
>>27209100
Alright man we get the point, you've posted this exact same sentiment like ten times already. We all know NK is an absolute shithole, we just wanted to laugh at a retard Chad destroy his life.
Damn North Korea reminds me of the number 731, but I can't put my finger on why. If only there was someone who could explain this to me....hm....
>>27208988
fugg me time to end id :DDDDD
>>27208802
GDI:Fratbro::Normie:Autist
>>27209171
I think its unit 371 actually. They were a fillipino unit during WW1?
>>27209171
I too am reminds or 731. A shame that the original poster did not include it in his post.
>>27209195
nah man they were mongolian paratroopers during the burmese-korean conflict of 1720
>>27208602
>Daniel Tosh or whoever
kekel
>>27209187
fug ids ober!:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>27209083
Wishing I could rescue anyone caught in that nightmare of a situation. I don't enjoy the thought of some kid undergoing such intense physical and psychological damage that he'll be completely in sane in a couple of weeks.
>>27209282
keep your stupid little superhero fantasies to yourself.
>>27209282
>having to work hard
>driven insane
Large portions of the world have to do hard labor and it's not even a punishment. He has no one to blame but himself. Also he's American so he won't even get the full labor camp experience.
>>27208977
Im not him you fucking dumbass. Why the fuck do you think i would waste my time to try to convince some fucking psychopathic/sadistic piece of shit autists in this cesspool?
>>27207862
it was probably done by one of his friends beforehand or on social media dummy
>>27207970
Are you trolling? Everything he read was written for him by the DPR
>>27209349
>Eating a diet of mostly corn and salt, they lose their teeth, their gums turn black, their bones weaken and, as they age, they hunch over at the waist. Most work 12- to 15-hour days until they die of malnutrition-related illnesses, usually around the age of 50. Allowed just one set of clothes, they live and die in rags, without soap, socks, underclothes or sanitary napkins
>"Most people die of malnutrition, accidents at work, and during interrogation," said Jung, who has become a human rights advocate in Seoul. "It is people with perseverance who survive. The ones who think about food all the time go crazy. I worked hard, so guards selected me to be a leader in my barracks. Then I didn't have to expend so much energy, and I could get by on corn."
Yeah he'll probably be driven insane, especially considering how much the guards hate Americans.
>"They wanted me to admit to being a spy," Jung said. "They knocked out my front teeth with a baseball bat. They fractured my skull a couple of times. I was not a spy, but I admitted to being a spy after nine months of torture."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEmDpkz0g4
unit 731 would torture people.
North Korea still tortures people in their labor camps, Otto Warmbier is dead meat if the U.S. government doesn't do anything.
This case is bringing a lot attention to North Korea and their labor camps. Before it wasn't even on my mind, but there's a special hell in North Korea where they are just evil little fucks.
>>27209385
it probably never happened you fucking morons
>>27207982
>crucified
What? Literally?
>>27208057
>Not wanting a bullet in the back of the skull when you are facing 5-15 years hard labor
Lifecucks, when will they learn?
>>27207027
Why would a white college male (is he like fucking 30?) even set foot in North Korea? Life isn't like your ebin hangover movies you privileged dumbshit.
>>27208078
I am pretty sure you are the real idiot. You are the sort of low-hanging fruit that allows a despotic regime like NK to form in the first place.
Here's hoping he actually dies over there.
Unit 731 is North Korea and they want to kill her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53pIqNGf17w
>>27209421
FUCKING QT
>>27208296
>hurr durr /r9k/ is one person
>>27208360
>most of the edgy faggots come from reddit
That is almost as believable as Otto coming from the Friendship Methodist Church
Otto probably went over there to fugg QT's.
>>27209554
Midget qts.
He did it because some faggot said he'd give him a USED car for it
>>27207027
His hard labour will likely involve him planting crops and fruit trees and shit. He's basically going to farm for 8-14 months before the Norks take the first scraps they get from the west.
>>27209574
Otto went to North Korea to fugg qt's, and now he is facing a slow death sentence.
>>27209601
>some guy from a super rich college who was in the rich kid frat needs a fucking used car and is willing to risk hard labor in north korea for it
anyone who believes this is not very smart, are they?
>>27208666
>feels bad Chad is being punished for doing something illegal in the most despotic and secretive place in the world and actually wants the US to be engaged in a war over the rescue of Chad
This guy must have one hell of a Halo-effect going for him.
>>27209480
Why don't you just kill yourself already?
Original
>>27209640
The guy who was going to give him the car already confirmed it retard
Otto went to fugg QT's, and now they took his clothes and they sentenced him to death to be tortured in a labor camp.
You guys can't hate Chad, his mission is to bring love to women all over the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjE7apYAdBM
>>27209659
Why haven't you done it as well, friend?
>>27209690
North Korean women are sold to Chinese farmers for $26 usd as soon as they cross the border.
>>27207027
>paints North Korea in a bad light
>doxes fucking everyone
Well hopefully someone will intervene...
>throws obama under the buss
welp
>>27208693
>>27208766
Otto, how did you manage to sneak a phone into the labor camp? You are a sneaky guy.
>>27207587
Are you telling me this isn't a robot?
so the Chinese rape the North Korean women defectors.
The North Koreans beat or kill the defectors, and rape them.
And they sentence Chad to 15 years of labor
>implying his "hard labor" won't be impregnating the most attractive N.Korea women to produce superior genetic half breeds to use as passable spies for integration into western society
