>Brother found my loli folder
>Hasn't talked to me in weeks
tits or gettfo
>grandma found my spank blanket
>mom found my mommy porn
>>27206410
Ya dun goofed. Shoulda hid yo shit better.
>>27206410
>brother mentions how weird people are for obsessing about ponies
>say I don't really care and think it's good people take interest in something
>"yeah but what about people who are... sexually into it..."
>tell him I don't really care, at least they're interested in something
>brother now thinks I'm a pony fag
Jokes on him, I'm actually a BDSM necro pedo.
>aunt found my booger wall
>>27206483
Don't stop there, kiddo...
>>27206410
>having porn folders
>letting another person use your computer
It was your fault.
>>27206547
>BDSM necro pedo.
doesnt make sense
it cant be bdsm if they are dead
think before you type next time
>>27206484
Why do little girls turn me on so much!?
>>27206607
I didn't let him use it, he used it himself.
>>27206575
>2000+16
>not hiding your boogers under the table
>>27206410
>loli
serves you right for being a faggot pedophile
>>27206639
they turn you on because it's the only thing the rational part of your brain could imagine dominating
>>27206434
>girls
>liking loli
>>27206639
Not like you could have used a password or anything.
>>27206410
That's why I don't save loli. Just go on 4chan lol(i)
>>27206714
Some do anonI know first hand
Just like some men like shota, even if they consider themselves straight
>>27206860
>I know first hand
correct me if im wrong but this is implying that YOU would be a woman?
be my gf?
>>27206410
>>27206483
How does this happen?
Are you sharing a PC with other people? If so, why aren't you making sure that folders with sensitive contents are appropriately hidden, encrypted, password protected, or something?
How does a person just "find" your folder? Are they snooping through your shit?
>>27206575
Worst feel senpai
Also, tfw sisters buy their own blankets after they find out i jack off into them
>>27206860
>>27206971
Don't listen this retard, be my gf instead.
>>27207018
>How does this happen?
Like this.
>mee-maw finds your cum candles
>>27206860
Oh fuck off.
>I'm one of the guys, I swear!
>>27207116
Why is someone on your computer, though?
If you share computers with another person, why is someone on your user account?
Why is someone searching explicitly for images, on your user account?
Why in the fuck are any of these things happening?
>>27207136
>cum candles
Explain.
>wife's son finds your cuckold porn
>>27207136
>>27206575
>nephew found my sweat jars
>>27207240
>Your wife's bull finds your vanilla porn
>Mom finds my surrogate foreskin
>reddit finds this boardI'm out
>>27206410
It's over.
He'll rat you out, they'll indict you.
You won't be able to get a lawyer good enough to challenge this in the Supreme Court.
Your name will trigger background checks and be plastered all over the internet, say goodbye to any serious job opportunity.
DBAN/secure erase everything.
>>27207505
loli isnt illegal you dumbshit
at best it would be taken and he would be fined
>>27206483
I know that feel desu.
She doesn't talk to me that much anymore.
>>27207603
>japanese legal system.jpg
>>27207603
That is some disgusting ass straight shota
Excuse me. How might one, such as myself, go about finding loli on the internet without it being bullshit, FBI NSA CIA KGB tracked, or blocked for some magical reason? I tried to use Tor but my internet-using abilities are unwell.
>>27207908
boards.4chan.org/fk
>>27207897
there's much better ways of doing mom/son
> ever having your porn found as anything other than a teen
> not immediately learning your lesson of "DO NOT SAVE FILE, EVER"
>>27208040
>not immediately learning your lesson of "DO NOT SAVE FILE, EVER"
After Wani takedowns, you learn just the opposite.
>Not hiding your porn in your minecraft directory
They'll never know
>>27207908
I just read doujinshi. Incest conveniently gets tagged with loli a lot so you don't have to include loli in your search terms directly.
>>27206630
>it cant be bdsm if they are dead
Get away from the internet, before it's too late
>>27207908
Just learn to bypass the sad panda
>>27207908
Look, here's the thing.
It's really not criminalized in the U.S.
Just see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#United_States
>2008 Iowa case
Guy took a plea deal because he thought the jury wouldn't acquit him, probably didn't want to take it up with the Supreme Court.
>2010 Idaho case
Had 3D, deserved his sentence.
>2011 Maine case
Charges dismissed after they found out it was only 2D.
>2012 Missouri case
Guy had both 2D and 3D. The guy only took the plea deal for 2D because it allowed him to dismiss the more serious 3D charges. No clue why the wiki article didn't mention this.
http://reason.com/blog/2013/01/31/missouri-man-gets-three-years-for-posses
Let's put this another way. One of the biggest hentai sites in the U.S., FAKKU, currently sells/distributes loli doujinshi, in both paper and digital form.
https://store.fakku.net/products/bosshis-xxx-mix
Their servers are located in the U.S. too. If you really think its illegal, tip off the Feds to the site, see if the page is still up in a few weeks.
>>27208454
>he thinks fakku ``````loli'''''' is in any way, shape, or form related to loli
>supporting fakku in any way, shape, or form
Grown, shapely college-students with smallish boobs is not loli.
>>27206410
>found my loli folder
That's why i name my porn folder "NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG" works like a charm
>>27208454
You..erm...really looked into that one eh?
>>27208825
>having your head that far up your ass
See pic related?
That was in
https://store.fakku.net/products/bosshis-xxx-mix
You can read it at
https://hitomi.la/galleries/839974.html
Both hitomi and EH tag it as loli, the work itself even references it as such.
BTW I agree FAKKU rarely hosts loli, but that doesn't mean they don't, it just means most of their stuff isn't. I also agree their selection is garbage, and that people will forever rehost their shit just to spite them.
>>27208992
Well yes, of course.
People are claiming you can go to jail over this shit. It's only natural to check whether that's the case.
It turns out it's not.
People like to argue about this so often that you just learn more tidbits over time.
>>27206410
>cum for days into underwear
>usually rub out stains with water before mum does laundry
>come back home from tendies store
>underwear with stains gone
Just end my life senpai
>>27208454
What about the case of Mad "the man" "get in the van" "the Pursuer" Thad?
>>27209957
He had 3D, lad.
>Dad found my head pat simulator
>mom walks in while I'm watching Yuru Yuri
>try to explain to her the appeal of lesbian middle school girls in a way that doesn't make me look like a pedophile
>fail miserably
>>27209957
>>27210112
not only that, he bragged on facebook about having 3d. if you're that stupid you deserve what you get
>>27210262
d-did something happen to her, anon? is she okay?
>>27210313
She was a slave to a cruel man before I found her. She's doing much better now that I've shown her love.
>>27210383
Did you learn moon to play a head patting simulator?
>>27210402
It's been translated. That is just a pic I found on google images.You fuck her too
>>27210402
No, there are translations available.
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?p=766190#post766190
No patch though as far as I can tell.
>>27210262
Kek. Didn't you make a thread about that a while ago?
>>27210497
I wasn't the OP of that thread. I found the game via that thread.
When I was like 10 years old my brother messaged me while my shirt was off and it was really good. We both didn't know what was going on but it was a good loli fantasy.
>>27206575
>not eating your boogers
>curious about /hebe/
>go there
How bad is jail, guys? Any advice?
>>27207603can I get a ORIGINAL ORIGINAL THIS COMMENT IS VERY ORIGINAL source?
>>27211324
You better get busy preparing your "hebephilia is not pedophilia" speech ready for Jamal
>>27206860
Straight shota's the best. It's real easy to self-insert as the little boy as a straight man.
>>27211619
What I'm wondering is how that board lasted so long and why hasn't 4+4chan been raided yet? Oh well, better look up prison suicide methods.
>>27208992
this is 4chan
where do you think you are
do you think this is where the people who carefully regulate their sexual energies to be in tune with whatever the latest shit out of california says
because I can tell you first-hand it is not
>>27211721
Why would you shut down a honeypot?
>>27211619
>hurr my BBC surrogate dick is gonna rape the people I'm too much of a pussy to, and I'm gonna jack off to it
lay off the cuck m8
>>27211721
It's technically legal as per DOST test.
>>27208454
>fakku
>loli
just say NO to jewcob
>>27212006
see >>27209104
It's real.
I'm also not recommending people buy FAKKU, there's no need. FAKKU books can be found on nyaa.
HorribleSubs also made a site rip back in November of subscriber-only stuff.
>>27212031
shit thanks fmaily
>>27206710
why do I feel like this makes sense
