Has a girl ever looked at you like this?
Why is life so unfair?
Why does he get a big dick for? Why not me?
He also has veins on his abodominals, ie: he loved life so much because of his giant dick that he didn't feel the need to comfort himself with food so he stayed lean all his life as well.
Life isn't fair.
I think that is the average r9k cock. 7 inches and phemosos.
>>27205013
She is looking at me like this right now.
>>27205013
that guy has phimosis, he can easily cure that.
>>27205217
His cock would look a lot cuter circumcised, too. Right now it's like a small little anteater :3.
>>27205271
>His cock would look a lot cuter circumcised
This is the worst opinion I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>27205013
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with this
90% of women have slept with a dick like that
What the fuck can I even do without debasing myself and being some beta oral/digit sex cuck
>>27205271
circumcision isn't the answer for anything.
>>27205013
>Stacey uses me as a dildo and then dumps me for the next Chad I fall for it every time
>>27205013
What's wrong with that picture? It's a big dick, but why is her head so disproportionately large for her body? Is she leaning forward?
>>27205375
>tfw no Stacey to use me as a dildo
>>27205217
Why do cut fags assume every un-cut guy has phimosis just because his skin isn't fully retracted in a still-shot?
You realize un-cut guys can determine where the skin is right? I can have the nob completely exposed, or have it 50% or 80% exposed, its upto me.
I actually make my foreskin stay on until i put it in and then I let it naturally slide down, it's the best feeling.
There's way to tell if he has phimosis unless you actually see his cock moving and he is unable to pull it down and back up.
>>27205469
Such a thing will bring you only misery.
>>27205139
>he fell for the length meme
Girth baby , thats what you need to work on
>>27205541
Ugh why do I love reading about dicks?
A thai hooker. I thought she was just patronizing me at first but I found out later it wasn't so.when I fucked her ass
>>27205217
Maybe he doesn't mind it that way. Some guys are happy with the way their penis is, even if their foreskin doesn't go all the way back.
>>27205541
>I actually make my foreskin stay on until i put it in and then I let it naturally slide down, it's the best feeling.
What does it feel like?
>>27205013
Has a girl ever looked at me while holding some other dude's erect phimosis cock?
No, I can't say that it's ever happened to me. Not really on my to-do list either.
>>27206515
Oh it is fucking insane bro.
I learned it from a Russian porno. The guy would have his foreskin on, then he'd slide his dick it into the woman's mouth and let the friction from her tongue retract his foreskin slowly as he slid it in her mouth.
I always do this with my gf.
It works for the vagina as well. I always go in with the foreskin on and let the friction from her vagina unrap my foreskin. The feeling is absolutely godly.
Seeing my dick go in my gf's mouth when the foreskin on and then when i take it out on my foreskin is automatically retracted from the friction is so fucking amazing.
>>27205013
How the fuck do you even tell when a girl likes you? I've never seen them even look at Chads, there has to be some kind of sign.
fuck i wish my schlong was that fucking big
Is no one noticing that his cock is literally coming out of his balls?
Yes. I do own a non memed 7 inches dick, but it's useless because I only last like two minutes so bitches go from excited to KEK. I'd rather have any other kind of feature than an above average dick. But what is average these days? Fucking end my life.
